Han Zhen thought it was funny, in order to protect himself, this idiot actually got a stand-in, haha, it seems that it won't be long before I am also at the level of being made a wax figure. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The woman in green stabbed the "stand-in Han Zhen" lying on the bed with a sword, and as soon as she flashed closer, the tip of the sword was only the thickness of a willow leaf left from the other party, and at this moment, the mechanism arranged in advance by Wan Idiot was touched under her feet, and several wooden barrels containing cooking oil suddenly toppled all at once.

The oil in the barrel was all spilled on the ground, and the woman in green was a little slippery and unsteady, but she still flashed a flying needle between her sleeves and stabbed the "stand-in Han Zhen" to death.

Immediately after a flurry of arrows, she had to bend down to dodge, and her feet slipped and fell to the ground, and a large bell fell from top of it to cover her firmly.

Hearing the huge echo of the bell hitting the ground, Wan Idiot activated the mechanism below, and several of them were all bounced up.

Han Zhen patted him on the head and blamed: "If Chu Yu's injury makes you so upside down, I will beat you to be even more crippled than her, and the two of you will simply make a combination, called the Indomitable Male and Female Disabled Art Troupe." ”

Wan Idiot looked at Chu Yu: "Master Chu, she is only willing to ask you to take care of her, which round will she get me." ”

Speaking of this, Han Zhen was a little worried, this Chu Yu seemed to be following him, and he didn't know what she thought. With his own character, he hates three wives and four concubines the most, hugging left and right, pretending to be a saint, which is unfair to anyone. This is his consistent character, even if it is best to raise small animals, it is best not to raise more than two, for example, if there is a cat, it will never stop raising a dog, and if there is a bird, it will not raise a cat.

Wan Idiot leaned on the big bell and listened: "Hey, why didn't this assassin move in there at all, didn't he die so easily, right? No, I have to open it and take a look." ”

Han Zhen wanted to stop him, but his feet were slammed into the bell with a slippery "bang", and he said slowly: "It's so difficult to catch her, what if you open it and see that she ran away again?"

"Where can she run so easily, and she's not a fly, and she can fly away? I'll just open it a little bit and see her in there. ”

Hearing his funny analogy, Tang Mei and Chu Yu couldn't help laughing. Han Zhen couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong, who was once locked in the purple gold gourd, and ran away as soon as he opened the lid.

Han Zhen said angrily to Wan Idiot: "How can you say that the one locked up here is also a beautiful woman, can you compare it to a butterfly, can you compare it to a fly? Also, don't say she can't run, you forgot the tiger cage before, she can grab you with such a small gap. ”

Wan Idiot dispelled his previous thoughts and said: "What I said is that we don't have to pay attention to her at all, and if we lock her up for ten days and half a month, she will starve to death, haha!"

Han Zhen tried to push the bell, but found that his own strength alone was not enough, and the thing did not move at all.

He asked Chang Gonggong to move the big bell, and Chang Gonggong struck the big bell with his palm, making a buzzing echo, but the bell still couldn't move half a minute.

Father-in-law Chang looked puzzled, looked at the slippery oil all over the ground, and thought to himself that with such a powerful palm power of his own, coupled with the slippery ground, how could this big bell not move at all?

Wan Idiot looked at Chang Gonggong's puzzled expression, and then triumphantly solved the mystery: "I put three strange flowers inside this bell, this flower is not big, but the mucus it spits out is very powerful, and it will stain the bell with the ground." Moreover, this slime also emits a gas that will slowly corrode people's internal organs and make people rot from the inside out. The assassin couldn't run anywhere, and now she's mostly dead. Also, just now I wanted to move the bell away to see her struggling state when she was dying, but you don't let it, the slime must have stuck the bell to the ground by this time. ”

"You thief, you are killing people indiscriminately here!" Han Zhen grabbed him by the collar.

"Your Majesty, when the old man killed others, you didn't seem to be as excited as you are now, do you like this assassin?"

Han Zhen slapped him on the head a few times, tried his best to hold back his anger, and said, "Actually, there is a disease called claustrophobia in our place. I don't have this disease myself, but I have another disease, which is the most unseen claustrophobia. When I was five or six years old, I caught a little sparrow, and because I was playful, I put it in a mesh sewer, and it couldn't fly out for a long time, and then I never saw it again, and I must have starved to death. The pain of waiting for death is so bleak to think about it, and I don't think anything could be more cruel than that. So now, the green-clad assassin is as pitiful as the little sparrow. ”

Han Zhen said, the corners of his eyes were a little moist: "Maybe you can catch her, kill and chop her, I won't be so sad." ”

Then he hugged the big bell, sighed, and said to the woman in green inside: "Girl, I'm sorry, this kind of death is too painful for you. In order to repay this apology, I will help you beat up Xianzong. ”

He dragged Wan Idiot to his side and asked him to apologize to the woman in the clock.

Wan Idiot slipped and fell to the ground, accidentally kneeling in front of the bell.

Han Zhen pressed him hard: "Okay, that's it, don't get up." Anyway, the person is dead, you are a monk, so help overdo it. ”

Although Wan Idiot couldn't quite understand the meaning of Han Zhen's words just now, he didn't dare to be mischievous anymore when he saw his serious appearance, and he knelt on the ground and didn't dare to get up.

Tang Mei probably understood Han Zhen's remarks, and grabbed his arm and comforted: "Childe, that little sparrow may have found another exit and flew away." ”

Han Zhen listened to her gentle and gentle voice, and felt a little more comfortable.

Looking at Wan Idiot's appearance again, it really makes people cry and laugh: "Master, I let you go over the undead, and I didn't want you to lie on the ground and pretend to be a dead body, what, do you want to be buried with you?" It turned out that Wan Idiot was tired from kneeling, so he simply lay down at this time.

Wan Idiot slowly got up, put his ear to the bell wall to listen to the movement inside, and frowned very puzzled: "With the power of these strange flowers, she will definitely make a miserable cry when she is dying, but why is there no sound at all." ”

Han Zhen glanced at him: "Maybe this assassin is determined, so he didn't scream." Suddenly, his eyes lit up: "Idiot, you quickly turn on this big bell for me, this assassin is probably not dead." I think this person is very capable, and your few broken flowers probably won't work. ”

The idiot monk didn't dare to disobey, shouted outside, and a few guards came in, but they all fell to the ground without paying attention.

The guards worked hard for a while to wipe all the oil off the ground, and then a few more people entered, each holding a flower in their hands.

Han Zhen took a closer look and saw that this flower was growing very strangely, there was not a single leaf on the stem, only a small purple stamen growing on the top.

He took Tang Mei and Chu Yu back two steps and scolded: "You thief, didn't you say that this flower will release poisonous gas, do you want to kill us together?"

Wan Idiot hurriedly explained: "Your Majesty, in fact, this flower is male and female, these plants on the outside are males, and the inside is female, only the females will emit smells, but put these males and females together, the females will not continue to emit smells, and this assassin may still have a trace of vitality." ”

These flowers make people look very uncomfortable, like strange purple pupils, always paying attention to everything in the house, as if everyone is just its prey.

Seeing this, Han Zhen felt even more uncomfortable for the green-clothed assassin in the bell, and urged the idiot monk to rescue her quickly.

"Hmph, carving insect skills!"

At this moment, a soft whistle suddenly came, it was a woman's voice, long and soft, as if it was coming from a distance, but everyone could hear it very clearly.

"What a strong internal force!" Chang Gonggong praised.

Han Zhen hurriedly guarded Tang Mei and Chu Yu: "Ah, is it the so-called thousand-mile transmission? ”

He was stunned for a moment, his face full of astonishment, wasn't this the voice of the woman in green? Could it be that she had already run out? What a underestimate of her, what kind of little sparrow is this, she is simply a monster.

His judgment was correct, and the woman in green flashed from the outside to the house with her sword.

A dozen or so guards swung their swords at the green-clad assassin, but in an instant, they became the ghost of her sword. It turned out that it was her stand-in who was locked in the bell just now, and this is the real her.

The idiot monk just wanted to touch the mechanism, but he was faster than the sword in her hand.

She swung her sword in front of Wan Idiot, and his face turned pale with fright, and he raised his hands in a trembling manner, indicating that he would not move.

Father-in-law Chang stepped forward to ask her for a trick, but suddenly she flashed outside the house, and a huge iron net on the roof covered it, arresting Han Zhen and the others inside.

I don't know what material this iron net is, it's very soft, and it's not afraid of slashing with an axe. The more they struggled, the tighter the net shrank, and then they were tied so tightly that there was no room to move.

The idiot couldn't help but ask, "How did you escape from the bell?" ”

The woman in green smiled faintly: "Monk, don't you like to set up organs, why didn't you find out about the mechanism I set up for you on this roof? In addition to using mechanisms, I will also use stand-ins, hehe, I also use them, and the one in the bell is not me." These little tricks of yours are really useless. Then her face changed: "You stinky monk, Buddha mouth and snake heart, want to kill me everywhere." Originally, I, Zhou Qingqing, had no intention of killing innocents indiscriminately, but it seems that I will not spare you today!"

Han Zhen hurriedly begged for mercy for Wan Idiot: "This Zhou girl, you can spare this thief once, I promise to let him change his evil and return to the right and stop doing evil." ”

Zhou Qingqing looked at Han Zhen and snorted lightly: "You dog emperor is not too bad, the first time you let me go, and the second time you thought I was dead and cried and sad." For your sake, I will spare you and these two women. But this eunuch and this bald thief must die. ”