Chapter Seventy-Three: Disturbing the Heavenly Palace

It is said that this Monkey King is a monkey in the end, although he has learned some etiquette in the world, but he is nondescript, far from paying as much attention to the official rank and qualifications as other immortals, and he doesn't care if he has a fortune after going to heaven, as long as he has three meals and clothing, he has nothing to do on weekdays, makes friends everywhere, travels east today, walks west tomorrow, clouds come and go, and his whereabouts are uncertain.

One morning, there was an immortal who was not accustomed to seeing Sun Wukong and said to the Jade Emperor: "Today, there is the Monkey King, the Monkey King, who has nothing to do, and makes friends with all the immortal officials in the sky, regardless of their status, they are all called friends. ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor summoned Sun Wukong and asked him to take care of Pan Taoyuan.

There are immortals in the surrounding immortal class who know the inside story of the Dao, bowing their heads and snickering, all of them understand that what will happen to let a monkey guard the peach orchard, and the peach of the Queen Mother of the Secret Dao will suffer.

After the monkey received the order, he went to the peach orchard, and all the land and wrestlers in the peach orchard came to visit.

Sun Wukong saw the many peach trees in the peach orchard, and there were many fruits on them, so he immediately asked the land, "How many peach trees are there in this garden?"

The land replied respectfully: "Returning to the Great Sage, there are a total of 3,600 peach trees in this peach orchard, 1,200 at the front, the fruit is smaller, it matures once in 3,000 years, and people can enter the immortal path after eating, and their life span is hundreds from now on, and their body is light." The 1,200 plants in the middle, the fruit is sweet, ripe once in 6,000 years, and people can lift the sun and soar when they eat it, and they will live forever from then on. The innermost 1,200 plants, purple veined nucleus, only cooked once in 9,000 years, people can eat the same life as heaven and earth, the sun and the moon shine together. ”

Sun Wukong was overjoyed when he heard this, and said secretly: "Good peaches, good peaches, when they are ripe, my old grandson must eat enough first." ”

But I don't know that this land is just sent by the Jade Emperor to fool Sun Wukong, what eats a peach can lift the sun to soar to immortality, and can also live with heaven and earth, can only deceive Sun Wukong, an ignorant wild monkey, if other immortals hear it and don't scoff, this peach can indeed prolong life and enhance cultivation, but it can't be so exaggerated.

If you really eat a peach, you can achieve immortals, fly to the heavens, and live forever, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not short of immortals, monks, nine thousand years of peach can really live with heaven and earth, this peach has long been divided by several saints, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are rounded.

Unconsciously, the monkey has been taking care of the peach orchard for a month, watching the peach on the tree gradually ripe, the monkey is itching, this day, he wants to rest in the garden for a while as an excuse, the land, the wrestlers are all driven out of the land, he began to climb the tree, pick those ripe, the big peach began to enjoy, after eating enough, he tidied up the clothes, the people outside the door are changed back.

In this way, I secretly ate it again every two or three days, and so many times in a row, all the big peaches and ripe peaches in the garden were gone, and those lands and wrestlers knew that Sun Wukong had stolen it, and they didn't poke it.

When the monkey was munching on the peach in the sky, our protagonist Xia Bing was still practicing enlightenment in Huaguo Mountain, although the monkey had only been in the sky for less than a year, the Nether Huaguo Mountain had been more than three hundred years, and the original doppelganger of the Xuanxian realm had stepped into the realm of Taiyi with half a foot after hundreds of years of hard work.

Xia Bing naturally knew that this time the monkey would steal peaches and gold pills in the sky, but he didn't look down on these things at all, and he didn't plan to follow the monkey to be greedy for this little bargain, after all, as long as his plan was successful, the entire flood would fall into his hands, and everything in the flood would not be his.

One day, the queen mother held a peach conference and ordered the seven-colored fairy to come to the peach orchard to pick peaches.

I saw that there were no big peaches in the peach orchard, only a little small peach, a fairy found a big peach, and was about to pick it, but the peach rolled to the ground by itself and became a monkey with a hairy face and a thunder mouth, it turned out that this big peach was changed by Sun Wukong.

The monkey thought that someone had come to steal the peach, and threatened the seven-colored fairy: "You are the monster of that side, dare to come here to steal my peach." ”

Only this incomprehensible monkey will regard the seven delicate fairies as monsters.

The seven-colored fairy was frightened by Sun Wukong, and hurriedly knelt down and said: "The Great Sage is angry, we are not a monster, but the seven-colored fairy where the Queen Mother is sitting. ”

Hearing that the queen mother was going to open a peach conference for them to come and pick peaches, the monkey asked the seven-colored fairy if the queen mother had invited him, and heard a few fairies answer a bunch of names of the invited fairy Buddha, but there was no name for him, and when he saw that the queen mother had not invited him, the monkey was immediately annoyed, and used a fixation method to fix all the seven-colored fairies.

He also cast a somersault cloud, and falsely spread the queen mother's decree to deceive all the immortals who rushed to Yaochi to the banquet to Tongming Palace, and turned into the appearance of barefoot immortals.

The drunken Sun Wukong originally planned to go back to the Great Sage Mansion to sleep, but he didn't want to break into Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace, and when he saw that there was no one in the Tushi Palace, he ate the five gourd golden pills next to the Dan furnace as if he were eating peanuts.

After eating Jindan, Sun Wukong woke up in an instant, and found that he had fallen into a catastrophe, so he quickly ran away and escaped back to Huaguo Mountain from Xitianmen with a stealth technique.

The monkey who returned to Huaguo Mountain was not worried about the arrest that Heavenly Court was about to launch against him, and the elixir and jade liquid brought back, the immortal treasures and the monkey grandchildren shared the food, and enjoyed themselves to the fullest.

At this time, the heavens were in chaos.

First of all, after the seven-colored fairy's fixation technique was unraveled, she returned to Yaochi with a few baskets of small peaches and green peaches to sue Sun Wukong to eat the peaches in the peach orchard, and also used the fixation technique to fix them.

Then another immortal official came to play, saying that someone stole the jade liquid elixir and eight treasures and flavors from the Pan Tao Conference.

As soon as the words fell, Taishang Laojun entered the Yao Pond under the greeting of the four heavenly masters, Taishang Laojun is the doppelganger of the Taiqing sage, and his status is respected, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother hurriedly greeted him, and after a salute, Taishang Laojun bowed to the Jade Emperor and said: "Your Majesty, the old Taoist palace has refined a few gourds and nine turns of the golden pill, I wanted to serve Your Majesty to do a Danyuan conference, I don't want all the golden pills to be stolen by thieves, so I came to inform Your Majesty, please find out." ”

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was almost shocked by the Taishang Laojun's loss of honor in front of the palace, and said in his belly: " You are too capable of, the Western sage asked you to help act, you can't be so disrespectful, who doesn't know that your nine-turn golden pill is a priceless treasure, can create a Da Luo Jin Immortal against the sky, you don't have a few grains yourself, you actually told me that someone stole a few gourds, and said that this nine-turn golden pill is for me to do what Danyuan Conference, I have been the Jade Emperor for so many years, but I have never seen the shadow of your golden pill, today I will be so kind, Taiqing is worthy of being too clear, such acting, it seems that you are also very dissatisfied with the two Western saints, hehe, but this is all filth between your saints, I don't mix。 ”

After all, the Jade Emperor is also an acting school, and he will not poke it after hearing it, as for the other heavenly masters, immortal officials, etc., they are all old fritters, and the sage said that someone stole the nine-turn golden pill, that is, someone stole the nine-turn golden pill, and they were all very cooperative with angry expressions.

Before waiting for the Jade Emperor to give an order, the barefoot immortal entered the Yao Pond to greet the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the old monarch, and said to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, the minister was edicted by the Queen Mother to go to the Yao Chi to go to the meeting, I didn't want to meet the Monkey King yesterday, he told the old minister, saying that the Queen Mother would change the place of going to the meeting in the Tongming Palace, and let him come to inform the old minister, but after the old minister arrived at the Tongming Palace, he didn't see His Majesty and Niangniang's dragon car and phoenix, and hurried here. ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was furious and said: "This monkey dares to falsely convey the will of the Queen Mother, so bold." ”

After hearing this, all the true immortals actively cooperated with the Jade Emperor, showing that they were excited.

Seeing that everyone was so angry, the Jade Emperor hurriedly sent a picket spirit officer to investigate Sun Wukong's traces.

The spirit official got the will, walked around the Monkey King Mansion and returned to Yaochi to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother: "Your Majesty, Niangniang, the one who disturbs the Heavenly Palace is the Monkey King. ”

In fact, everyone has long known that letting the picket spirit officer investigate is just a formality, after all, Sun Monkey is so obvious, as long as he is not a fool, everyone can see that he did it.

After the Jade Emperor heard the spirit officer's reply, his face was full of annoyance, as if he was telling the immortal classes below, I am angry, I am angry, I am going to be mad.

So he ordered to send the four heavenly kings, the third prince of Nezha, the twenty-eight su, the nine Yao Xingguan, the twelve yuanchen, the five directions to reveal the truth, the four values of the Gong Cao, the east and west star dou, the north and south two gods, the five mountains and the four desecrations, and the universal stars, led by Li Jing, the king of Tota, commanded 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, laid down an eighteen heavenly nets, and went to Huaguo Mountain to capture Sun Wukong.