(At this time, Lin Haoxuan was still in elementary school)

"Today is Children's Day, we don't have classes, the teacher and you go to the playground to play. "This is Lin Haoxuan's primary school teacher, Teacher Li. "Yes!" replied the class. Then that student can tell the teacher what he wants to play. "A lot of people raised their hands.

"Yan Yanan, it's up to you to raise your hand so high. "Teacher, I want to play pickles. As soon as he finished speaking, the class burst into laughter. "Do you know what that means?" "I don't know. "Then how did you say that. "Lin Haoxuan taught. He said the game was fun. "I'm not allowed to play this game anymore. At this time, Lin Haoxuan was lying on the table and laughing. It was only Yan Yanan who knew that he had been fooled. (The following is a passage carefully designed by the male god, borrowing the lines of the sketch)

"Have you prepared a talent show?" "Ready." Again, in unison. "Teacher Yan Yanan will give you another chance, this time you have to perform well. "Okay, teacher. My partner and I came to perform an ancient poetry recitation. "Okay, you guys get ready. “

"So here we go. Classmate A: "I don't know when I sleep in spring." "Classmate B" smells birds everywhere. "Lin Haoxuan" came to the wind and rain at night. "Yan Yanan" girl becomes sister-in-law. Teacher Li knocked Yan Yanan a few times, "Who did you learn from?" "Lin Haoxuan. "Lin Haoxuan, don't always mess around. "Okay, teacher, 'Seven Steps Poem' is always fine. "Okay, okay, okay. ”

Classmate A: "Boiled beans and burned beans." "Classmate B" beans wept in the kettle. "Lin Haoxuan" was born from the same root. Yan Yanan has words: "Brother-in-law bubbles aunt." "Bubbles, Lin Haoxuan taught it again." Yan Yanan "gloriously "cleared up the relationship with Lin Haoxuan" No, this time I thought about it myself. Be smart!" "I'm smart about you. How do you only have crooked things in your head? "Old virgin, you still say. "How can you talk to a teacher like that. "They say that the old virgin is the cross-teacher smart. "Well said, the teacher invites you to eat chocolate, all kinds of golden-crowned and dove-like. "Bye-bye, I'm going to eat chocolate. Before leaving, Yan Yanan went out happily.

When he came back, Yan Yanan was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

"Alright, students, let's get down to business. Let's talk about our respective ideals. ”

"Okay, first of all, I would like to invite Mr. Wang to talk about his ideals. ”

"My ideal is to become a glorious people's policeman and serve the people selflessly...... "After he finished talking, the audience gave thunderous applause, "Do you think his ideals are good?" "Good" "Not good." "Only Lin Haoxuan is the only one who can't say it. "Then Lin Haoxuan, why is it bad?"

Lin Haoxuan calmly walked onto the stage: "The reason why I say he is not good is because he can't do it." The last time I was playing soccer with the class next door, I kicked the ball down into the pit with too much force, telling him to pick it up and not help me. The audience burst into laughter again. "Then Lin Haoxuan, what are your ideals?" "My ideals are very great. Lin Haoxuan said solemnly, "My ideal is to become the boss of the underworld and soak up the world's beautiful eyebrows, ......" The audience burst into laughter again. "Lin Haoxuan really has you!" Lin Haoxuan's nemesis leaned back with a smile......

(It turned out that Yan Yanan listened to Lin Haoxuan when he was a child.) He's silly, dumbfounded, and has a cute feeling. Do you have any strange classmates like Lin Haoxuan in your class?)