Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Tyranny of Loss
After a while, the curtain of the door was lifted, and sure enough, it was the blood-robed old monster and the plum blossom monk swaggering into the store. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 As soon as the two ** entered the door, the four eyes were staring at Duan Hongyu's face, and they couldn't move anymore, the two devils just wanted to have a meal, but then they said: "Open two upper rooms, and then have a table of good wine and food." ”
The two of them sat down. The plum blossom monk asked the shopkeeper: "Are there any people who have thrown into the store today?"
The guy in the shop had already been bought by Tie Bingxin, and said, "A man and a woman came, but they left in the morning after eating." ”
The plum blossom monk and the blood-robed old monster were relieved. Soon, the wine and food of the two were served, and the two demons pushed the cup to change the lamp, and ate a lot, but the four thief eyes still looked straight at Duan Hongyu's face.
Duan Hongyu was afraid that he would be recognized by them after a long time, so he smiled at them and slowly went upstairs. This smile made the souls of the two demons laugh away. The plum blossom monk smiled: "Yes, what a fucking Peugeot." ”
The blood-robed old monster said: "Have you seen it, this little lady is a little familiar, as if she has seen it somewhere." ”
The plum blossom monk scolded: "Dead old monster, don't talk about it fucking nonsense, when has he seen it? Where have you seen it? Don't see a good one, so he hugged it in his arms and told you, this is the first thing I fancied." ”
The blood-robed old monster shouted, "Why, it's my advanced store, it's me who saw it first." ”
The plum blossom monk said: "It's true that it's your advanced shop, but I saw the person first, didn't you see her smile at me?"
The blood-robed old monster said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, she is smiling at me." ”
The plum blossom monk suddenly stood up and said, "Old monster, if you are unreasonable, let's see you in our fists." ”
The blood-robed old monster said, "How many times have we suffered losses for this? How about we compare the winners and losers in this boxing? In this way, we will not be able to distinguish the superior from the inferior, and we will not hurt the harmony. ”
The plum blossom monk thought for a moment and said, "It's okay." ”
Duan Hongyu lay on the crack of the door and saw that the two of them were fighting red-faced, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, and said in his heart: "You guys just fight! Whoever fights will die first." So he went to the bed, lay down on the covers, and waited for the two thieves to come. He remembered Tie Bingxin and asked softly, "Iron Maiden, where are you hiding?"
I only heard someone in the cupboard answer: "You are ready, don't talk nonsense." ”
At this moment, they suddenly heard movement outside the window, and the two hurriedly stopped talking.
After a soft sound, the window opened, and the blood-robed old monster jumped in, and said with a smile: "Little lady, can't you wait? ”
Duan Hongyu didn't answer, only smiled at him.
The blood-robed old monster couldn't help it, and rushed forward and touched a pair of big furry hands to Duan Hongyu's chest, and stretched out his long neck to kiss Duan Hongyu's mouth.
Seeing that the mouths of the two were immediately pasted together, Duan Hongyu glared and scolded: "Damn ***, who do you see grandpa?"
The blood-robed old monster exclaimed, "You...... You ......" At this time, only to hear the sound of "snort", a shining sword has stabbed him in the front of the heart.
The blood-robed old monster was so frightened that his soul was gone, but his martial arts were really amazing, the moment the tip of the sword pierced into the front heart, he waved his left palm and blocked the blade, and Duan Hongyu's sword pierced his palm. But through his block, the sword speed slowed down, and the blood-robed old monster took the opportunity to retreat to the side, and then turned around and fled. Suddenly, the wind in the room suddenly rose, and the sharp sword of Tie Bingxin had already attacked like lightning.
The blood-robed old monster didn't have time to turn around, so he drew his short sword and flicked it back, sealing Tie Bingxin's sword.
At this time, Duan Hongyu had already jumped up from the bed, shook his hands and six swords, and the fairy attacked like a flower.
The blood-robed old monster was hard to resist, and suddenly took out a black lacquer gourd from his arms, he opened the lid, shook it hard, and a cloud of black mist erupted, and suddenly the house was all over the place.
Duan Hongyu and Tie Bingxin didn't expect him to make such a move, so they hurriedly covered their mouths and noses, and the blood-robed old monster took the opportunity to kick open the window and jump downstairs.
The plum blossom monk was anxiously waiting downstairs, and when he saw the old monster in the blood robe coming out so quickly, he smiled and said, "Old monster, why is it so noisy today." Did that little lady look at you unpleasantly and kicked you out?"
The blood-robed old monster said angrily: "I'm not good, you can go up and try it if you have the ability." ”
The plum blossom monk smiled: "Then you just look at me, you learn a little, and see how I deal with women." Together, he leaped upstairs.
As soon as the plum blossom monk arrived halfway, he suddenly heard the sound of a golden blade splitting the wind over his head, and when he looked up, it was Duan Hongyu and Tie Bingxin, two deadly ghosts, who jumped out of the window, and the two swords attacked downward like two poisonous snakes.
The plum blossom monk scolded: "Dead old monster, is there such a joke? You are deliberately trying to spill your family's life." He complained in his mouth, but he was not slow in his hands, waved his Zen staff, and "raised fire to the sky" with one move. Hearing only a bang, the plum blossom monk was shocked by the double sword and fell downstairs.
The blood-robed old monster laughed and said, "Well planted, fall to death this stinky monk." ”
At this time, Duan Hongyu and Tie Bingxin had already jumped downstairs, and their swords came out together, one after the other, and they slashed down at the plum blossom monk.
The plum blossom monk saw that Duan Hongyu was wearing women's clothes, and realized that it was he who disguised himself as a woman to seduce the two of them, and he secretly rejoiced: "Fortunately, the old monster won the fist, if I go in, it will be bad." It doesn't matter if you die or not, if this thing is spread on the rivers and lakes, it is really not good. He couldn't help but laugh out loud as he imagined the old monster in the blood robe entering the building.
The blood-robed old monster knew that the plum blossom monk was laughing at himself, and scolded: "Damn bald donkey, it's good to chop you to death." ”
The plum blossom monk fought Duan Hongyu and Tie Bingxin alone, and a Zen staff flew and circled, like a flying dragon. This plum blossom monk was originally a monk of Shaolin Temple, and was driven out of the temple only because of his misery and misbehavior, but his martial arts are indeed the true legend of Shaolin Temple. Duan Hongyu and Tie Bingxin fought fiercely with him for nearly a pillar of incense, but they still couldn't defeat him.
The passengers upstairs and the pedestrians on the road saw the vicious fight here, and they were all so frightened that they hid through their windows.
Although the plum blossom monk is fierce, it is difficult to resist the repeated attacks of Duan Hongyu and Tie Bingxin after all, and one was caught off guard, and was slashed on the right eyebrow bone by Tie Bingxin's sword, and Deng is face was full of blood. His left eye has been blinded by Mei Yanxiao with a sleeve arrow, and if he is blind in his right eye, he will become an invisible blind man, so frightened that he sweats coldly, and shouted: "Dead old monster, you are still watching the excitement at this time, the bald donkey is dead, what good is it for you?"
Although the old monster in the blood robe hates the plum blossom monk, after all, the two of them have been friends for many years, and of course they can't sit idly by at the moment of life and death, but he prefers to take the plum blossom monk and shouts: "Dead bald donkey, it's okay to ask the old monster to help you, but you can be well-behaved next time, and if you meet a good female, you must first be by the old monster, otherwise, don't expect the old monster to help you." As soon as your bald donkey dies, this old monster is a lone thief, and the beauties of the world let me be used, with these two little babies, I can't hold me at all, believe it or not, the old monster is about to leave. With that, he was ready to turn around and leave.