Boisterous?

Liuyuan City is so lively.

After the visitors who came in the name of the Muhua Willow Festival entered the city, a large number of people rushed to Liuyuan City.

Liuyuan City is so crowded that some people sleep on the streets late at night.

Liuyuan Sanxi is coming: The Flower and Willow Festival is coming as scheduled, the sky net is recruiting flying and catching, and the hundred martial arts are coming.

This is the first time I have heard of it, and the world knows a little about the inside story of Skynet, and the Tianwang Flying Capture has always been sent by the imperial court, and there are few external recruits. Therefore, as soon as the news of Skynet was posted, there were more disciples to visit, and most of the people with fancy skills went to join in the fun, after all, eating official meals is a good job, and they can't ask for it. But when the cadres arrived, it was inevitable that the clear provisions of the rules and regulations would inevitably be depressed.

But fortunately, the signboard has written that the Yellow Rank Flying Catches another way, but when you look at the white paper and black letters, those guys who have hopes almost want to jump to their feet and scold their mothers not only need the rebirth cultivation of mortal dust, but also have to carry the Dao of Elephant Magic?

As a result, everyone even has the heart to smash the field.

Three joys become double happiness.

Last night, there was a spring thunder sting, the momentum was huge, and the thunder was heavy and the rain was even greater. As soon as the day dawns today, there are two big mountains like fairy mountains above the nine heavens, the purple light is full, there is a stone bridge in the two mountains to pick up, and the city is in an uproar. It has a thunderous name and is famous all over the world.

Hundred martial arts.

The hundred martial arts are created by Nanqing, which is opened every 20 years, and strange people from all over the world have stepped on. Hundred schools of martial arts, hundreds of schools of martial arts, divided into hundreds of schools and martial arts.

Hundred schools, also known as "hundreds of schools". Two hundred years ago, there were three dynasties and five kingdoms in the world, each dominating one side, and after the turmoil of the times, only one dynasty and two kingdoms remained, and one of the southern green countries remained. In the autumn of chaos, half of the millions of refugees flowed into Nanqing, which was rich in water and soil, and unexpectedly there were various sects and factions, which sprung up after the rain, and hundreds of schools of thought contended, one after another, and there were often fights and disputes. In this way, Emperor Nanqing set up a hundred schools, and hundreds of schools in the world gathered in one place to discuss the Tao. At the beginning of the establishment of the hundred schools, three or two sects were stunned, relying on the strength of the sect, refusing the invitation of the imperial court to join the hundred schools, and ending up with iron hooves to destroy the sect overnight. Emperor Nanqing only established a hundred rules afterwards: the king determines the life and death of a person, the death of a hundred families, and the life of a hundred families. The reason is very simple, if you are a Taoist, a Legalist, a small family, or an old man, if you want to quarrel or fight, you can do it, but you have to listen to me, and you must not hurt the innocent people, so as not to hurt the harmony, right? If you really have to fight and kill, you can do it, and you will secretly fight to the death without disturbing others, and I will turn a blind eye. There is no objection to the rules.

Since then, there have been hundreds of schools in Nanqing.

Martial arts, the "rising star", after the establishment of the hundred schools, originated from the two families of Taoism and Guigu. Hundreds of schools of thought contend, several stand out, among which Taoism and Guigu are unique, the former is still literary and the latter is martial arts. Taoism pays attention to the Tao of nature, the unity of man and nature, the correspondence of man and nature, and the trend of the five elements of yin and yang and takes advantage of the righteousness of heaven and earth. In the final analysis, the Taoist technique seeks resonance between people and things, turns things into their own use, follows the trend of heaven and earth, and opposes the theory that "martial arts can prove the Tao to live forever". However, the Taoist art is too harsh on the practitioners, and it is expected to be cultivated only if the spirit and body are different from ordinary people, so there have always been fewer Taoist disciples. There are two major techniques in the Guigu Valley, which are collectively known as the Guigu Technique, and the reason why the Guigu was named the first of the hundred schools by the Nanqing Imperial Court is the Guigu Technique. Guigu art is divided into two kinds of royal Taoism and chivalrous Taoism, Chinese and Israeli chivalrous Taoism is sought after by people who practice martial arts in the world, seeking to prove the Tao with strength to achieve immortality;

As the years passed, these two types of people were gradually called "warlocks" and "monks". Later, some people in later generations divided the way of sorcerers and the cultivation of monks. The warlock uses the image that can be interconnected with things as the threshold, and takes the unity of man and heaven and the corresponding heaven of man and heaven as the supreme realm. The monks are divided into three realms: mortal dust, chaos, and void. Fanchen is divided into Dan, Tunyuan, rebirth, and Taoism. Chaos has four small realms: Daodao, Six Tribulations, Vientiane, and Law. In the realm of Lingxu, there is a saying that "three nothings are immortals", which refers to immeasurable, lawless, heavenless, and terrestrial immortals.

Straight to the point. In the past, the Taoist warlock who respected the Taoist art and the monk who admired the martial arts of Guigu to strive for immortality were always wrong, and often fought without saying a few words, until the two fought in the dark and alarmed the one on the dragon chair in the imperial city, and the two stopped fighting, and the martial arts were established. In the past, there was no fixed seat for the head of the hundred schools, and the purpose of the establishment of martial arts was to let the hundred schools compete for the first place in the hundred schools. Now Guigu has become the undisputed head of the hundred schools, and the meaning of the martial arts supplemented by various sects and factions sponsored by the royal family has changed, aiming to summon heroes from all walks of life in the world.

Even though it is not a happy event to recruit flying and catching outside the Skynet, there are indeed quite a lot of happy events in Liuyuan City.

There is such a saying in Liuyuan City, "the flower willow ties the knot, the woman marries the bud lotus", every time the flower and willow festival arrives, the city is often full of happy events, and many families are full of red silk. This year is no exception, every once in a while there are always sedan chairs to walk the streets, some of the big doors of the people on the street to scatter silver tickets and silver two, so that the people on the street scramble to break the blood. What's more, many people set up a ring at the door of the house to recruit relatives, and whoever won the chief position on the same day worshiped the high hall on the same day, but there were always a few people who won the chief position and waited until they saw their daughter-in-law who had known him for less than a day, and they were so frightened that they ran away overnight and made jokes.

Today there is a competition in the south of the city to recruit relatives, placed in front of a steamed bun shop, which can make the young man of the steamed bun shop smile, a while ago a while ago there was a river god to make the south of the city scarce, the business of the steamed bun shop is sluggish, these days the loss of the flower willow festival and the hundred martial arts two major events are finally the right time, early in the morning the young man is busy a little dizzy, both have to take care of the guests sitting in the shop, and have to run around in front of the Chen family with the competition to recruit relatives, just run back to the shop, and listen to the ring from the other side of the "boss, come to two fresh meat buns" , The young man responded and hurriedly took out two meat buns from the cage, wrapped them in lotus leaves and sent them over, but when he saw the customer called Baozi, his face immediately turned pale, and everyone in Gailiuyuan City knew that the crazy old man who was a good overlord meal walked back, scolded a few words and walked back, and then listened to the shop shouting, "Shop, two meat buns, two vegetable buns, plus a small bottle of vinegar" , The young man went up after a while, looked at the person, and his face became embarrassed, okay, it turned out to be the stinky boy who called the person last time but left, and he wanted to say a few disgusting words, but then he had an idea, and he was busy again.

The young man who had a glimpse of the shopkeeper's expression scratched his side face, and the second monk was puzzled, when did he provoke him? Shaking his head slightly, he was about to eat steamed buns, when someone was knocking on his shoulder, he turned his head to see that there was no one, and then looked back.

Something's wrong.

Why is there a bun missing?

Nie Zhuang probed under the table, and an old man with white hair was sitting on the ground eating happily, and the latter saw that he was discovered, and smiled at Nie Zhuang, looking a little stupid, and then ate the bun in his hand in three or two bites, and then smirked at Nie Zhuang who was stunned. Nie Zhuang, who was stolen to eat a bun, was not angry, but thought that this crazy old man was quite funny, and smiled back, so he started eating by himself.

Unexpectedly, the meat bun that Nie Zhuang had just picked up in his hand didn't take two bites, a head poked out from under the table, pulled Nie Zhuang's trouser legs, pointed to the meat bun in his hand, and pointed to his mouth. The meaning is obvious, I still want to eat, wrap the meat in your hand to me.

Nie Zhuang was slightly stunned, looked back and forth between the bun and the old man a few times, smiled helplessly, and gave the only two buns to the old man, who was not polite, accepted it with a smile, and sat on the ground to eat. On and off the table, the old and the young make people look weird.

The old man was very interesting, at first Nie Zhuang thought so, but then Nie Zhuang rolled his eyes helplessly, the old man who was originally sitting on the ground got out from under the table, sat on Nie Zhuang's left hand, looked at Nie Zhuang and looked at the last bun, salivating so much, he took the bun from Nie Zhuang's hand without saying a word, and twisted it in half.

Looking at the old man's half of the bun that he had left for him, Nie Zhuang couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and kept muttering in his heart: "Don't follow the general knowledge of the old, don't see the general knowledge of the old, respect the old and love the young." ”

When the old man saw that the young man didn't eat, he stuffed it into his mouth, and smirked again, but after entering his stomach, he didn't forget to "provoke" and burp, and Nie Zhuang, who was so pale that his face was pale, couldn't sit down, and shouted: "Shop, check out!"

The shopkeeper who came over hung his hands on his chest, his eyes turned to the sky, and he said angrily: "Five taels of silver." ”

Hearing this, Nie Zhuang, who was already angry with the old man, turned even more unpleasant, black and green, and asked calmly: "Five taels of silver?

The young man slapped the table a few times, glared and said: "The stuffing of the buns in my Lu Ji steamed bun shop is much more delicious than the delicacies of the mountains and seas! Who in this Liuyuan City doesn't know about the Lu Ji steamed bun shop? Don't eat it if you don't have money, but don't pay the bills when the time comes, but it's a pity that my Lu Ji steamed bun shop never pays on credit, if you can't afford it, then you can't live it, go with me Skynet." ”

At this time, a guest at the other table shouted to pay the bill, and the young man's face immediately changed, and he stepped forward with a smile.

"How much?"

"Guest officer, six buns and twelve cents. ”

"Here you go. ”

"Okay, guest officer, go slowly, remember to come back next time. ”

Seeing this, Nie Zhuang Mengliang threw the gourd and left angrily. When the shopkeeper saw that the guy was going to come back and forth again, he immediately rushed out of the shop and chased after him. The young man had just left the shop with his front feet, and the old man who was sitting on the stool with his back feet also chased after him, but he ran back again, not forgetting to steal a few buns from the steamer before leaving.

The poor young man of the shopkeeper lost his wife and his soldiers.

The three signature dishes of Yuelai Inn are quite famous in Liuyuan City, among which the tofu loach is the most delicious and full of praise, it is said that the live loach is thrown away from the hot tofu and turned into meat puree, and the meat that comes out is extremely delicious. Approaching the first watch, there is already a long queue of diners in front of the Yuelai Inn. At this time, the food in the inn is overflowing, and the wine table is full, but there is only one table to sit alone, and the table is full of good wine and food, which looks like a big family.

The young man looked up and poured it violently, and then reset it on the table with a "snap", causing several people at the side table to look at him sideways, only to hear him tear open his throat and shout as if he was drunk: "Little Er!"

It just so happened that the young man with a big mole on his shoulder and a rag on his face came out of the back room, and when he heard the shouting, his heart was broken, obediently, it couldn't be the previous few people who brought people to smash the field, right? But then I saw that it was the young man who was sitting alone at the wine table beckoning, full of smiles, this young man did not dare to offend, not only more than two silver, but also a few people in the rivers and lakes who grabbed the table with the young man were beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, and threw them alive on the street, it must be the child of a big family, so Xiao Er hurriedly stepped forward and asked: "This guest officer, what do you command?" ”

"Little Er, give me an upper room. ”

"Well, guest officer, I'm sorry, it's full. ”

The boy took out an ingot of one hundred taels of silver.

Xiao Er's eyes were greedy, but he was helpless, the rules still had to be followed, otherwise he would have to be driven away by the shopkeeper with a broom, but he was afraid that the words would be beaten by the young man and the previous few people would end up together, stunned for a long time, the young man turned his head to look over, Xiao Er stiffly smiled and was at a loss, and he was clever, so he squeezed out a sentence: "If you don't wait, I will call the shopkeeper to you." ”

Who knew that the young man waved his hand impatiently and sent people away, and the shopkeeper smiled dryly and wiped the cold sweat and hurried away.

An old man with gray hair came and sat down in front of the young man.

The young man somehow got angry, shook up the wine jar in his hand and smashed it hard, fortunately the old man caught it with both hands in time so as not to hit anyone, and the latter who put down the wine jar smiled and pointed at the plate of braised pig's trotters in front of the young man with his fingers, and pointed at his mouth.

The calm young man looked at the appearance of this old man, couldn't help but get angry again, and swallowed deeply, resisted the urge to step forward and beat the old man hard, and asked in a deep voice: "Are you dumb?"

Hearing this, the old man slapped the table and retorted, "Nonsense!"

The young man suddenly felt so tired, and he was so bitterly deceived by this old man.

It has to start early in the morning. Before, after Nie Zhuang ate the overlord meal in the bun shop, he got rid of the shop that came after him, and then met the old man, who had never spoken a word of human speech, pulled and pulled Nie Zhuang to a restaurant called Moon Appreciation Restaurant to eat, drink and have fun, who knew that the old man took the opportunity to have fun by himself, and the owner of the Moon Appreciation Restaurant went directly to collect debts, saying what to help Nie Zhuang and his grandfather repay debts, a total of four hundred and seventy-eight taels, and Nie Zhuang, who was outnumbered by the enemy, had to accept his fate. The conscience of heaven and earth, Nie Zhuang, who thinks that he has been down for eight lifetimes with the abstinence, feels that he has never been so unlucky, and has just finished paying the account book owed by the old man of the Moon Appreciation Restaurant for eating the overlord meal in the past, and before he stepped out of the door of the restaurant, a large group of people came to the Moon Appreciation Restaurant to find the door, and asked the reason to know the truth. Well, it turned out that the old man who was raised by the son of a bitch called all the creditors together after leaving, saying that his wealthy grandson was in the Moon Appreciation Restaurant. Nie Zhuang, who wanted to cry without tears, scolded, "Grandson, his grandmother, Lao Tzu doesn't even know anything about the old immortal's surname, and he has a little relationship with him", but on the contrary, it became more and more black, and everyone dragged him to death. Nie Zhuang, who was not a person inside and outside, had no choice but to pay off all the belongings he had exchanged for the jewelry he had stolen from the Jin Mansion a few days ago, and there was nothing left. If it weren't for Nie Zhuang's own "mastery", he might starve to death on the streets.

Not to mention those, Nie Zhuang always thought that the old man was born dumb, but now he found out that he was too young.

Nie Zhuang, who had a complicated face, sighed after a long time and asked, "You won't come to me and ask me to clean up some mess for you, right?"

The old man smiled and began to pretend to be dumb again.

Nie Zhuang rolled his eyes, out of sight and out of mind, he wanted to get up and leave.

At this time, the old man spoke.

"Take you to have fun, do you want to go?"

In the middle of the night, the old man said that the fun was indeed fun, and he went to the best restaurant in Liuyuan City to steal wine and food, and the two of them tried to see who stole more. But as a result, the old man who came up with the idea was arrested, and he refused to confess, and rolled on the street, and in full view of everyone, the old man was shameless to a certain level.

Later, the Skynet network service arrived, and the old man was more obedient.

But when the net servant questioned the old man on the spot, the latter jumped to his feet in anger and shouted, "I'm not a thief, I didn't steal", but a lot of food fell from his body.

Nie Zhuang, who was hiding elsewhere, slapped his head, daring to love that he and a crazy old man could get along, and he was crazy too.