Leaf Cream 9:40:30

"I want to hear you sing to me yourself......

Breeze 9:41:16

"Aren't you afraid of being scared?"

Thinking of Leng Yue's beautiful singing voice, Qingfeng lost confidence in himself.

Leaf Frost 9:42:22

"You-you're too good at boasting about yourself, aren't you?Are you saying that your singing is full of 'shock'? Otherwise, how can you be scared?!"

Breeze 9:44:30

"Boasting about myself is my specialty! I'm not afraid that this wolf from the north will scare you, so I'll start singing!"

He cleared his throat and laughed to himself.

"Do you like to hear something ugly?" he asked.

Leaf Frost 9:46:21

"Yes!" she nodded shyly, though he couldn't see it.

Breeze 9:46:55

"Huh! Have you ever heard the song 'Three Gates'?

Leaf Frost 9:47:58

"Yes!" is a simple word.

Breeze 9:48:10

"What about the wine of September 9?"

Leaf Frost 9:49:31

"Yes!" she laughed, adding another word.

Breeze 9:49:48

"That'...... What about the docks?"

Leaf Frost 9:51:57

Leng Yue couldn't help but laugh dumbly when she saw these song titles. Really, her distant mountains have already moved all the songs of his time to her.

"There will be a lot!" she teased, "Do you know how to play Peking Opera?"

Breeze 9:52:49

"Lin Haixue originally had a while, I will!" Qingfeng himself didn't understand why he did this, he didn't seem to have heard of it.

Leaf Frost 9:53:56

"Wow! What about the model drama?"

Breeze 9:54:06

"Commenting on dramas?" He didn't know it suddenly, but only for a moment. "It's a bit touching for me to recognize my mother, I will ...... you with kind words" He hummed: "There are flowers as a matchmaker, Liu Qiaoer." He suddenly remembered a lot.

Leaf Frost 9:55:36

"Thank you! Qingfeng! Your chicken soup for the soul is wonderful, so keep up the good work!"

Breeze 9:56:19

"I still have ...... The ultimate version is not staged!"

Leaf Frost 9:57:50

"What's your ultimate version?"

Breeze 9:58:38

"I'm still a joker. ”

He smiled and moved out of his forte.

Leaf Frost 9:59:05

"Is it a happy day today?" she asked.

Breeze 10:1:29

"Hehe, I occasionally see it in the circle of classmates in the morning, so I will share it. ”

Leaf Frost 10:2:06

"Good!"

Breeze 10:2:56

"Let's get started! Be careful not to faint from laughing!"

"In the training of recruits in a certain military region, a new recruit has just arrived, and he is addicted to cigarettes again, and when he sees an uncle watering flowers at the door, he shouts: "Uncle help me buy a pack of cigarettes!"

The uncle said, "Aren't you non-smoking?"

The recruit said: "It's okay, I definitely can't find it, do me a favor, the people in the Northeast are all living Lei Feng." ”

So the uncle helped him.

At dinner in the evening, the company commander scolded: "Who asked the commander to help buy cigarettes, and TM Northeast people are all live Lei Feng?"

Leaf Frost 10:08:57

"Hehe!" she sent two words.

Breeze 10:09:18

He continued to share his jokes.

Two days ago, I finally upgraded to an expectant mother, and my husband asked me to hurry up and talk to the leader to try to reduce my work and protect the baby.

When I met the leader in the cafeteria at lunch, I couldn't hide my excitement and reported: "Boss, I'm pregnant!"

There was a sudden silence around.

The leader hesitated for a long time, and then held back the sentence: "Does your husband know?" I replied with a brain pump: "He asked me to come to you." ”

There was silence in an instant......

Leaf Frost 10:10:12

"O(∩_∩)O hahaha~," Leng Yue sent a bunch of laughter.

Breeze 10:11:13

"If you cheer like this, I'll make another joke. ”

Regarding the instructions for the wife's use---- refer to the standard instructions of the Chinese medicine for explanation (precautions: be careful not to faint with laughter)

【Product Name】Wife

[common name] wife

Chemical name: married woman

【Ingredients】Water, protein, fat, ribonucleic acid, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals, the smell is fragrant.

【Physical and chemical properties】acidic;can be divided into monovalent (married), bivalent (married), trivalent (married).......

Valence (marry). It is easy to dissolve in honey and sweet words, and the melting point of diamonds, famous cars and mansions is reduced, and it is difficult to dissolve in white.

【Properties】This product is a cola concave and convex heterosexual tablet, the surface is smooth and clean, coated with various cosmetics, and has a strong affinity for diamonds and platinum;

【Indications】It is mainly used to treat single phobia, which has obvious effects on lovelorn and lovesickness, and can also be used to burn and wash and buy, and take care of children.

【Side effects】Tracheitis, soft ear roots, visual fatigue, behavioral obstruction, etc. In patients with serious adverse reactions, it can cause skin and flesh damage.

【Usage and Dosage】One piece for a lifetime.

Contraindications: Take two or more tablets publicly.

【Precautions】Patients with renal insufficiency should use with caution.

[Specification] 35 kg to N kg, the weight of the piece exceeds the standard will not affect the use.

【Storage】Store at room temperature. Avoid spending time with groups of women and handsome guys alone. It is strictly forbidden to stay overnight outside.

【Packing】All kinds of fashion, shoes and hats, jewelry, handbags, change with the season.

Expiration date: until the date of divorce.

【Approval number】See marriage certificate.

[Date of manufacture] see ID card.

【Manufacturer】Father-in-law

Leaf Frost 10:15:12

"Oh! I really fainted from laughing...... I love this happy moment, and the definition of my wife is also very accurate!"

Leng Yue sent a pair of clapping hands.

"But...... I haven't heard enough. She said.

Breeze 10:17:41

"What's the matter?"

Leaf Frost 10:18:13

"Yes!

Breeze 10:19:12

Hearing Leng Yue say this, he couldn't help but sigh.

Originally...... When love comes, it will change the whole person, and it will conquer the whole person!

He found that Leng Yue today was different from the past, and she was slowly changing.

"I think...... Today is a very special day, jokes and music are not enough, I think of two poems, you listen: the mountains and rivers are full of doubts, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village. He suddenly changed his words.

Leaf Frost 10:20:13

Leng Yue saw 'another village', and she knew that he was her distant mountain, yes!

"Wearing the wings of a colorful phoenix, I have a good heart. ”

Breeze 10:22:12

"I finally know what fate is. He said.

Leaf Frost 10:23:13

"Y-believe in fate?" she asked.

Breeze 10:24:59

"Believe it! since I met you...... And I believed!" he said.

Leaf Frost 10:23:18

There is a Buddhist saying: 500 times in the previous life to look back and smile, in exchange for the fate of this life. Therefore, the people who are destined in this life are all constantly looking back in the previous life, sacrificing their precious necks, and smiling crookedly. ”

Breeze 10:24:03

"No wonder my neck has been a little sore recently, and I thought I had cervical spondylosis, so I went to the hospital. Although the doctor said, "No problem, but the symptoms are obvious!" I thought I had encountered a 'quack doctor', and today I finally found the root of the disease, and I am relieved!

lived to be thirty years old, and his heart has never been so crazy, so addicted, and so carnival as this one.

All of his ideas, 'Girls are just girls, nothing great!' are gone!

Love is a 'thrilling' emotion!

Leaf Frost 10:25:19

Hearing Qingfeng mention his neck, Leng Yue thought of the distant mountains.

Thinking that they had also mentioned fate, Yuanshan also joked: His leg hurts because of the root of the illness he fell in his previous life in order to chase her. Now, Qingfeng is also like a distant mountain, saying that cervical spondylosis is to see her, and it is caused by turning back too much.

"For the sake of your sore neck, I want to ...... I owe you a debt!"

Breeze 10:27:42

"So you know?" he continued to type: "For the debt you owe, I ask for a reward!"

Leaf Cream 10:33:38

"Reward?" Leng Yue was silent for a moment and asked, "What do you want?"

Breeze 10:39:06

"Leng Yue," he whispered her name in his heart, "I want to see you!"

Leaf Frost 10:40:35

Is it true? Really? Leng Yue bit her lip, tears silently sliding down her cheeks.

Breeze 10:45:23

"Why don't you speak?" Qingfeng's heart was beating wildly. "Answer me and let me know you're not leaving. ”

Leaf Frost 10:46:21

She opened her mouth and whispered, calling out to her lover Yuanshan, but the words typed out were: "You...... Do you know what time it is?"

Breeze 10:48:23

"Yes, it's almost eleven o'clock, and it's night!" he sighed again, "I can't sleep, the moonlight outside the window is good." He paused for a moment and also wrote, "Leng Yue, I want to see you!"

Leaf Frost 10:50:35

Her heart was sourly sweet, the blood was flowing rapidly in her body, and her eyes gradually blurred when she looked at the computer......

"Defeated by you...... When?" she asked.

Breeze 10:52:35

"Now!

Leaf Frost 10:53:25

"Now?" she asked again.

Breeze 10:55:12

"Yes, now!" he said in a positive tone, and it felt urgent and passionate.

Leaf Frost 10:56:11

"Okay! but...... So far, are you coming?"

Breeze 10:58:12

"Of course! I'll step on the Hot Wheels and fly over right away. ”

Leaf Frost 10:59

"Hot Wheels?"

Breeze 11:01

"No, no, no, Hot Wheels just describes my eagerness. Listen, Leng Yue, I'll drive to you right away, about half an hour or so. You wait for me in front of the community, and we walk and talk together until dawn! Would you like to?"

Leaf Frost 11:03:59

Will she be? willing? Her heart was ecstatic, her mind was confused, her tears were overflowing...... She will soon be able to see him, and this long lovesickness will be over!

Breeze 11:05:13

Seeing that Leng Yue didn't answer for a long time, Qingfeng was a little flustered. "What's wrong? Is this a bit crazy?" he asked.

Leaf Frost 11:07:11

"Yes, it's crazy!

Breeze 11:07:59

"You'll wait for me at the gate, okay?"

Leaf Frost 11:08:56

"Okay!OK!" she hit three good in a row.