"My name is Guo Jing, the people in the village call me Guo Jingzi, my village is called Jinjia Village, although there is no ...... surnamed Jin in the village"

"Oh...... There is no Jinjia village where people with the surname Jin live...... Please continue. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Since I was a child, my father joined the army to learn martial arts, and when he was seriously injured, he didn't pay attention, so he went, and I lived with my mother, widows and young children, the family background is not good, it is difficult, but ah, fortunately, there are many good people in our village, and from time to time some people will come to help, especially a few uncles, who will give me a lot of delicious food, that is, every time I come to help, my mother will drive me out of the house......"

"Wait! I'll take the time to ask, every time you go out, won't all the people who come to help you be men?"

"Huh, the temple wishes you really good! I'm convinced, they're all men, and most of them are singles! Could it be that there's something wrong with it?"

"No, no problem, please continue to ......"

"I continued, and later, my mother, I finally pulled me up, I can't let her continue to suffer, so I plan to learn a craft to support her!"

"Filial son, it's very good. ”

"In our Jinjia Village, it's small, it's very small, but ah, there are five masters!"

"Five masters?"

"That's right! These five masters, the first one, that is, Uncle Wang, who lives in the middle of the village, is not simple, he sends letters to people, and he also joins the courier of the Shentong Express Company next to the small company of the branch of the official express company of Daqian. ”

"Oh, so you sent the courier, right?"

"No! I originally wanted to go, but ah, Uncle Wang, he died a few years ago, and he was tired of delivering couriers! Uncle Wang, he relied on his good health, took a lot of work, and ran around all day long, but he fell ill all the time, although he finally saved nine taels of gold, but ah, the illness came like a mountain, and he went directly before he was cured. Our Guo family, I am a lone seedling, so ah, my mother won't let me. ”

"So, I can only change people, the next four masters, one is Uncle Huang in the east of the village, he is amazing, he can make shoes, make shoes, the village says yes. One, it's Uncle Ouyang in the west of the village, he's amazing, fishing for the wrong door, gambling on the dice, and it's called a chic. There is also Uncle Hong in the north of the village, who can build a house, which is a first-class skill. Finally, it is Uncle Duan in the south of the village, who farms well and grows more crops than others......"

"East shoes and west gambling in the south and north cover the supernatural powers, five masters...... It's a small village, and it's really extraordinary!"

"Miao Zhu you are amazing, and the summary is good. ”

"Who did you learn from?"

"No one has learned. ”

"Huh?"

"We are a small village there, the place is too remote, just those people, one person is busy enough, so ah, Uncle Huang and Uncle Hong don't accept it, Uncle Ouyang is not the right way, I don't learn, although Uncle Duan promised to teach me, but ah, it's too coincidental, his wife eloped with Uncle Wang's younger brother. The whole person has changed, and no one can speak......"

"Well, it's a small village, and there are a lot of stories. ”

"Who said it wasn't, it is said that he fell in love with the nine taels of gold left by Uncle Wang, so he eloped, and as a result, Uncle Huang's wife was angry......

"Uncle Wang's younger brother eloped with Uncle Duan's wife, but it turned out that Uncle Huang's wife was angry...... That's a lot of information, please continue. ”

"I won't go into detail about these things, after all, it's someone's family matter, it's not very good, and later, Uncle Hong, who often comes to help my family, has a good heart and shows me a clear way. ”

"Uncle Hong's family, in addition to building a house, the ancestor also has a unique skill, specially used to catch snakes! It is known as the eighteen hands of snake catchers! Although he doesn't use it now, but the effect is very good, although I am not smart, but after studying and practicing hard, I rely on this snake catcher eighteen hands, catch poisonous snakes, sell them, earn some money, and finally be able to support my family. ”

"Snake catcher, it's an alternative profession, it's hard. ”

"Who says it's not, hard work is secondary, the key is, dangerous, carelessly, I was bitten by a poisonous snake, fortunately, there is snake medicine, which can detoxify, so I also survived, and later, I made a lot of money through this snake catch, built a new house, and married a wife. ”

"Working hard, supporting a family, making money and marrying a wife, it can be considered complete, so you are here?"

"The next thing is the key, in my small village, there are two golden flowers, one is the girl of the Mu family, and the other is the girl of the Huang family, they all like me, but ah, the girl of the Huang family cooks deliciously and has a good family background, so I chose her, and now I have daughters. ”

"You're having a good day, but can you get to the point?"

"Okay, I'm going to say, I'm a snake catcher, although I have become a family, but the snake still has to be caught, but ah, once I caught a snake, I met a strange snake, was bitten, that pain, with snake medicine, it's not easy to make, as a result, I'm confused, biting and gnawing, maybe, I shouldn't die, I don't know what I ate, I survived, dragged back to the village, things have problems. ”

"If you don't die in a big disaster, there will be a blessing in the future, what's the problem?"

"This ...... Speaking of which, I'm a little embarrassed, but ah, this thing is indeed a bit of a ghost, didn't I marry a wife, I was the daughter of the Huang family in the east of the village, but this time I went home, and the one waiting for me at home was the daughter of the Mu family. ”

"That's it, it's normal to hang out doors, everyone is a ...... of the same village."

"No, the daughter of the Mu family treats me as his husband at all, and treats me very closely. ”

"Ahem, this kind of thing, I don't think I should be involved in the discussion, so I ......"

"Don't, I refused directly, but then it was weird, I asked her, aren't you married to the Yang family's kid, why did you come back here, but she said that she liked me to play this new trick, and directly pulled me into the room, and as a result, guess what, things are very bizarre. ”

"Next, it's the love of fish and water, between men and women, although this is your business, but I must criticize you......"

"No, the daughter of the Mu family has become my wife. ”

"Hah? You married her? Didn't she get married? What about the daughter of the Huang family? The story in the middle is too omitted. ”

"No, I didn't omit, I am the daughter of the Mu family who married, and it was ...... from the beginning."

"Pause, isn't it, aren't you the daughter of the East Shoes you married?

"So it's so bizarre, I don't know why, the wife I married has become the daughter of the Mu family, the daughter of the Huang family, and she is not married yet. ”

"You're not dreaming, you're a little confused, go on, try to be as brief as possible. ”

"I also thought it was a dream, and the daughter of the Mu family was so tempted, I couldn't hold it, so I left, but the next day, after I woke up, I found that I was still sleeping in the previous house, and my wife became the daughter of the Huang family again. ”

"What, it's just a dream......"

"It's not a dream, what happened next is even more bizarre. ”

"What's the situation? Could it be that you've dreamed of someone's girl again?"

"Since this incident, I thought that things would end here, but I didn't expect that what happened later became more and more weird. ”

"Three days later, my wife became the daughter of the Mu family again, this time there was no recovery, and after another two days, I didn't have a wife, but ah, I have a personal relationship with the daughter of the Mu family and the Huang family, and the relationship is very good, and after another three days, my wife has changed back. Originally, I thought that this was the end of the matter, but ah, one night, the boy of the Yang family met in private, hugged me, and after I broke free, he cried and said that I was playing with his feelings......"

"Stop, stop...... Dude, I'm a little confused by what you said, your dream is too magical. ”

"It's not a dream, I'm sure, it's all real. ”

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure! Those touches are too real, and the next thing is terrifying, it was a few days ago, I went to catch snakes, but when I came back, I was shocked!"

"Oh, what kind of girl is it this time? ”

"No, the house has become a mourning hall, and a big coffin is placed in the hall like this!"

"The custom of our village is not to nail the coffin lid for seven days after death, in order to prevent someone from faking up and not being able to come out, I feel wrong, I feel angry, I quietly push open the coffin lid, I want to see what is sacred, and I dare to use my family as a mourning hall. ”

"As a result, inside the coffin, it was me who was lying !! myself."

"At that time, I was so scared, I was scared, I ran out of the village, I ran crazy, I ran day and night, this was the first time I went out of the village, but I got lost, miserable, fortunately, I met a kind person, not only for me to eat, but also to point me here, saying that this can solve my problem. ”