The mountain god and the land are the most basic cadres of the heavenly court, ten miles and one mountain god, ten miles and one land, there are mountain temples and land temples, and they receive incense and enjoy a life span of 500 years, selected from those who have done good deeds or have great merit in their lives. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Heavenly Court has a very strong ability to execute, but in three or five days, the mountain gods and the land in the human realm already have a computer (extension) in their hands. These mountain gods and land are usually very boring, and the chat is very hot, Zhang's parents, Li Jiaxiao, three toads and six eyes, and some mountain gods and land only care about chatting, omitting the work log, and some copy the chat content as a work log.

Zhang Muxian struck hard, dealing with a group of slacking off at work, and dealing with a group of deceitful people, so as to suppress this unhealthy atmosphere.

This matter had a good impact, the computer became completely popular among the immortals, and the immortal Buddha continued to come to the picket Lingguan Yamen to ask for the computer. Zhang Muxian did not refuse to come.

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"Britney, my brother misses you!" Taishang Laojun was holding the computer and chatting with the Rakshasa girl. After the computer came out, Zhang Muxian specially sent someone to send two to the gold and silver boy, but was discovered by Taishang Laojun and forcibly confiscated, one for his own use, and one for the Rakshasa girl.

In the Basho Cave of Cuiyun Mountain, the Rakshasa woman was lying in the tent, with an intoxicating smile on her face, her consciousness surging, and a line of words appeared in the dialog box, "You have no conscience, you only remember the fox, then remember this girl?"

As soon as the news was sent, Taishang Laojun immediately replied with a message, "I have nothing to do with the nine-tailed fox for a long time, Xiao Tiantian, you have to believe me!"

"Hmph, what's the matter with your two janitors?Don't fool this girl, you dare to say that they are not your species?"

Taishang Laojun replied embarrassedly: "It was just a bad fate, and now my brother only has you in his heart!"

A sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of the Rakshasa girl's mouth, and a line of words was sent, "Then you give this girl a name!"

Taishang Laojun looked at that line of words, his scalp was numb, and he said secretly: "This little goblin is pressing step by step, it's really embarrassing for the old way!" After a long pause, he sent out a message: "Brother is trying to figure out a way, you wait patiently for a few days." ”

The message was quickly responded, "Hmph, you are blessed in the heavenly realm and live like the sun, and this girl suffers in the human world and lives like a year." I don't want to hear your procrastination again!" The words are still pungent and spicy, which is exactly the style of the Rogue.

Taishang Laojun's face was hot for a while, and he couldn't help but be a little annoyed and angry, he was the Taoist ancestor, who dared to be disrespectful in the Three Realms, but he was made difficult by a little woman, but thinking of the cold body of the Rakshasa Girl, he was quite reluctant, so he had to continue to coax: "Zhang Bairen has been monitoring me, you have to endure for a few days, and I will see you in the lower realm in a few days." ”

A cloud of red surged up on the pretty face of the Rakshasa woman, and she sent out a message, "Hmph, it's not that you want to take advantage of this girl, and if you don't solve the immortal problem for this girl, this girl won't let you enter the door." ”

Taishang Laojun hurriedly assured that this made the Rakshasa woman rejoice.

"Give me a child!" Taishang Laojun's hand trembled, and he almost dropped the computer on the ground, the message of the Rakshasa Girl was too sudden.

Taishang Laojun pondered for a moment and said: "When you first enter the path of cultivation, the power of your bloodline is not stable, and once you are pregnant, it is really difficult to guarantee the appearance of the child. I'm refining the elixir, and if I can solve this problem, I won't be able to live up to you. He once had a personal affair with the nine-tailed fox and gave birth to two boys, gold and silver, but he was the first to have gold horns and silver horns, which was human-like, which made him more cautious about childbirth.

A quarter of an hour later, the Rakshasa replied with two words, "Okay!"

Taishang Laojun was about to put away the computer, and the Rakshasa sent another message, "The content of our chat won't be snooped on by Zhang Muxian, right?"

Taishang Laojun replied: "Don't worry, Lao Dao protects the information with his divine sense, and it is impossible for him to find out." ”

The Rakshasa replied: "Well, in the future, I will call myself my brother, and I am not allowed to call myself an old man, this girl responds in her heart." ”

When Taishang Laojun made love with the Rakshasa Girl, the Rakshasa Girl made him look like a handsome and beautiful young man, and the Taishang Laojun would not go against her will, and hurriedly replied: "Brother knows." ”

The Rakshasa sent another message: "I still lack a few servants in the cave, can you send me a few lands?"

In normal times, such a trivial matter, Taishang Laojun would not refuse, but at this time he had to refuse: "Xiao Tiantian, you have not yet ascended to the immortal register, how can you deceive the land of the mountain gods?"

The Rakshasa made a small nature and never replied to the message. Taishang Laojun said in his heart: "Zhang Muxian controls the land of the mountain god with a computer, and in the future, if there is an immortal Buddha or his boy or a mount in the Nether Realm as evil, he will immediately know about it, and over time, who else in the Three Realms dares to provoke him? Aren't you afraid of being caught by him?"

Walking out of the Tushi Palace, Taishang Laojun saw that the two boys of gold and silver were chatting with the computer, he was arrogant, with the help of the computer in his hand, forcibly monitored the chat between the two, and found that the two of them were chatting with the nine-tailed fox group, the group name was mother and son, not only shook his head and smiled bitterly: "My son has grown up!"

Taishang Laojun did not disturb the three mother and son who were speculative in their words, walked to the cowshed, and said to the green cow in the shed: "Since the beginning of the world, you have been following Lao Dao's side, experiencing the dragon and phoenix war, the lich battle, the human race cutting the sky, and then experiencing the gods, with the old man Xi sent a letter to Guguan, turning Hu into a Buddha, you understand me the most, what do you say I should do?"

Qingniu has been following Taishang Laojun, and his relationship is far closer than Laojun's disciples, and even more than Laojun's two sons. ”

"You asked me to kill that nine-tailed fox?" Taishang Laojun showed a trace of embarrassment on his face, he called the nine-tailed fox, he had no feelings in his heart, but he couldn't bear to do it himself.

Qingniu said: "This matter needs to be faked by others, otherwise how can the golden horn and silver horn be embarrassed?"

Taishang Laojun nodded, "I'll think about it again! Everything needs time, and if you want to hurry, you can't reach it, and the old way is patient." ”

Qingniu bowed his head to eat grass, he believed in the master's words, so far, the master has never been defeated, no matter how merry people he faces, the master can always have the last laugh. Its trust in Taishang Laojun has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, as if it has already become an immortal, but it can't help but eat grass.

Taishang Laojun returned to Tushi Palace and reopened the furnace to refine the elixir. The rule that immortals are not allowed to intermarry is not just a fear of population growth, but also because the blood of immortals is active, and the children born to them often mutate and are difficult to control. The combination of the two immortals is likely to give birth to a demon, which he hopes to solve through alchemy.