Chapter Thirty-Eight: There Is Another Secret
Duan Hongyu was even more ashamed and asked, "You can go without eating or drinking for more than ten days, and you can still cross the river on a futon, how did you get this?"
The hare said, "Have you seen the big Buddha beads around my neck?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Of course I saw it, I was so strange at that time, each Buddha bead is the size of a steamed bun, which is too incompatible with your figure." ”
The hare said, "What do you know? That Buddha bead is a big steamed bun." ”
Duan Hongyu's mouth opened wide: "What's going on?"
The hare said: "Each big Buddha bead is actually hollow, and it contains big steamed buns, two of which are clear water." When they saw that I had no dry food and no fire to cook, they thought I had no food or drink! ”
Duan Hongyu suddenly realized and asked, "What's the matter with the futon crossing the river?"
The hare said, "That's easier, I hired two big men to wait for me by the river." As soon as they saw me coming, they jumped into the river and put the futon on their heads. As soon as I sat on the futon, they could carry me across the river. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "They haven't shown their heads for so long, aren't they afraid of flooding?"
The hare said, "Why are you so stupid? Wouldn't it be enough to let them breathe with a straw in their mouth?"
Duan Hongyu suddenly realized at this time, and said in his heart: "Her method is really weird and unpredictable, but sometimes it really works. ”
The hare sighed: "I led you to the Heavenly Demon Valley, and I wanted to take the opportunity to bring the Zhentian Army under my Fierce Rabbit Gate, but who would have thought that it would still fail." ”
Duan Hongyu knew that the hare wanted to annex the Zhentian Army in one fell swoop, and he couldn't help but feel a chill on the back of his neck, and said secretly: "Fortunately, Lao Mei saw through it, and I had to help Mu Changfeng and Sun Sanliao, otherwise she would really succeed." ”
The hare said: "I did everything I could, but in the end I fell short, and I lost the only chance to dominate the world, what a pity." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "This time is really dangerous, you almost died, jumping off the cliff is not a joke, just now your fate is big!"
The hare said, "You are completely misunderstood. In order to dominate the rivers and lakes and dominate the world, I have been reading military books hard these days, and finally realized the true meaning of 'walking is the best policy'. I was afraid that in case of defeat, the whole army would be annihilated, so I arranged the route of retreat in advance. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "It turns out that the place where you jumped off the cliff was prepared by you a long time ago?"
The hare said, "Exactly, I tied a big rope to the tree of the cliff. All I had to do was bite the rope with my skull staff when I was falling, but there was a time when I was very nervous when you were about to remove the skull's jaw. If you take off the chin of the skull, I'll die. ”
Duan Hongyu smiled: "To be honest, I won't pick that skeleton's chin at all, I'm just scaring you." ”
The hare said angrily: "You are so bad, you shocked me into a cold sweat!"
Duan Hongyu said: "You are so good at practicing secret weapon kung fu, what are you afraid of?"
The hare said, "What do you know? I just got those secret weapons." Originally, my plan was foolproof, but I didn't expect to be made into a big tooth by Lao Mei, and it was extremely unreliable to grab the rope, and I caught it three or four times in a row without success, and still fell to the bottom of the cliff. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "It's a miracle that you fell to the bottom of the cliff and didn't get injured." ”
The hare said, "The skull has bitten the rope so many times that its falling momentum has been greatly weakened, so it did not fall me to death." The fall almost broke my whole body, but it also had the benefit that I stumbled upon a hole. ”
Duan Hongyu said curiously: "There is another cave under the cliff?"
The hare said, "Yes, I thought the cave was strange, so I touched it." When I looked inside, I found countless hidden weapons. ”
Duan Hongyu exclaimed, "Could it be that the secret weapon you sent just now was obtained from that cave?"
The hare said: "Yes! I learned from the carving on the wall of the cave that I studied the "Plum Blossom Instrument Essentials" hard but never practiced the divine skills, so it turned out that it was all your fault. ”
Duan Hongyu looked completely innocent: "You can't practice divine skills, but what's the matter with me?"
The hare said: "Why don't you blame you? You said that Yunzi only left me a secret book, but did not leave a secret weapon, because he wanted me to make a secret weapon myself, which is complete nonsense." The truth is that the book "Plum Blossom Instrument" was not the martial arts of Meishan, nor was it created by Yunzi, but the Heavenly Demon Sect. ”
As soon as he heard that "Plum Blossom Weapon" was actually the martial arts of the Heavenly Demon Sect, Duan Hongyu was also stunned.
The hare said: "You have seen all my secret weapons, how powerful do you say?"
Duan Hongyu shuddered: "To be honest, I've never seen such a terrifying secret weapon. ”
The hare said, "Do you know how many kinds of hidden weapons I have on my body?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Where can I guess? But I think there are at least seven or eight kinds!"
The hare said, "It's not a secret, it's one hundred and eight." ”
Just from the appearance, he couldn't see that the hare was no different from before, but he didn't expect that there were one hundred and eight different hidden weapons hidden on his body, Duan Hongyu couldn't help but feel amazing.
The hare said, "Do you know how many hidden weapons I can fire at the same time?"
Duan Hongyu said: "There are probably more than ten kinds!"
The hare said, "Thirty-six species!"
Duan Hongyu was so frightened that he opened his mouth and sent out thirty-six kinds of hidden weapons at the same time, what a terrifying attack group this would be! The hare is now a veritable king of hidden weapons.
The hare said: "According to the "Plum Blossom Instrument", no one can hide from such martial arts. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Never anyone?"
The hare said, "Never, including you." ”
When Duan Hongyu heard the words "including you", he couldn't help but shudder in fright.
The hare laughed and said, "You don't have to be afraid, I won't kill you." ”
Duan Hongyu was relieved at this time.
The hare said: "There is a big question here, even my hare can be invincible in the world if he gets these secret weapons, not to mention those masters of the Heavenly Demon Sect and Yunzi are here?"
Duan Hongyu said: "That's right! With Xiao Yunlu and Yun Zi's martial arts and intelligence, after obtaining these secret weapons and cheats, they will definitely be able to run amok, but I don't know what went wrong?"
The hare said: "The problem is Yun Zilai, it turns out that Yun Zilai secretly infiltrated the Heavenly Demon Sect and stole the "Plum Blossom Device". ”
Duan Hongyu said: "There is such a thing? In this way, "Plum Blossom Vessel Want" has nothing to do with Meishan?"
The hare said: "Exactly! This book is not called "Plum Blossom Weapon Want" at all, but "Heavenly Demon Weapon Want". After Yunzi came to get this book, he didn't even dare to let Meishan stay, so he ran to Meixiang Cave. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "I see, I said why didn't he come out as soon as he arrived at Meixiang Cave!"