The Three Realms are well known, and the underworld Meng Po is the leader in drugs. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But few people know that Meng Po also has a good cooking skill that can make the Buddhists open meat.

For the sweet and sour fish, Bai Wuchang is aggrieved to help the cook.

Seeing Meng Po take ingredients from the burden and use them with her own eyes, she couldn't help but be shocked: "Is this pick really just a seasoning, not a poison?"

"I want these things to be spices, it's spices, I want to make it poison, it's poison. ”

Meng Po turned around and smiled at him: "Arsenic is poison and medicine, and realgar is poison and medicine." Different portions, different effects, you know?"

"Don't, godmother, I don't want to learn these things, you can find someone else to inherit your mantle. ”

Handing the fish to Meng Po, she asked with a wry smile, "You have three female assassins to serve, why do you want me to have a big man to help cook?"

"Hmph!" Meng Po heated the oil, slid the fish in, and gave him a blank look: "The hand of the assassin of my underworld, is it the hand of making a fire and making food?"

Bai Wuchang looked at his hand and smiled bitterly: "Your Difu Bai Jun's life-seeking hand just peeled a lot of garlic." ”

The mountain spring water is cold, and the meat of the live fish taken from the cold water is the freshest.

The fish has not yet come out of the pot, and it is already full of fresh fragrance.

I thought it would be more lively at lunchtime.

But Rose, Shui Ling'er, and Lan Die'er are nowhere to be found.

Even Huo or Huo didn't have a meal with the daughter of the Snake King.

At the stone table sat the black and white Erjun and Meng Po.

"Could it be that this is a special event for the underworld?"

Bai Wuchang thought about it sideways, then shook his head and said to himself: "No, if it is a special field in the underworld, there should be three assassins." ”

He pursed his lips and asked himself, "Is it a men's show?"

looked at Meng Po and immediately denied: "Godmother is still there." ”

"Eat silently, sleep silently!"

Meng Po slammed the back of his hand with chopsticks and glared at him: "How can the whereabouts of the assassins in the underworld be easily known by outsiders, you don't inquire." ”

"Am I an outsider?" pointed at himself, his face full of grievances.

I heard Hei Impermanence say softly: "Huo or Huo suffered from the wind and cold last night, and he was taken care of by the daughter of the Snake King. ”

"She's still called Huo or Huo today?"

Bai Wuchang was a little disappointed, took out the trauma medicine from his arms, and handed it to Hei Wuchang: "The injury on her neck is not yet healed, and she is bothered by the young master to pass the medicine." ”

silently put away the medicine bottle, and suddenly heard Meng Po say coldly: "I just said goodbye to Die'er yesterday, and I accompanied the virgin at night, Heijun is so romantic!"

Gently put down the bamboo chopsticks, and looked back coldly: "I advise you to leave half a sentence on your lips, and if you dare to ruin the name of the virgin, I will not spare it." ”

Left and right, still calm?

What a thick skin!

"Hmph! You're so kind to the virgin!"

Dropping off the chopsticks, Meng Po slapped the case: "What about my sister-in-law?"

Hei Jun took a light breath, stood with his hands in his hands, and looked at Meng Po coldly.

"Alright, alright!"

The scene was ugly again, Bai Wuchang also got up immediately, and said to Meng Po: "Other things can be regarded as nonsense for me, but the young master abides by the etiquette of men and women, and I dare to guarantee it with the head of the item." ”

After speaking for Heijun, he turned his head to him and smiled bitterly: "However, master, it's no wonder that the godmother misunderstood." Looking back on this journey, it's too strange, the strange people and strange things I encountered are all beautiful girls, and all of them have feelings for you. ”

sighed bitterly: "I didn't go the same way with my master before, this kind of fragrant thing should be mine." After traveling with Xiaoye, I didn't even have the slightest market. ”

After regretting it, she took a sip of wine and asked Meng Po again: "Godmother, you said that if I drink less in the future, take a bath more, and shave frequently, will the market still come back?"

In a few words, Meng Po's anger was calmed.

Meng Po sat down slowly, poured herself a glass, and said coldly to Heijun: "You don't have to worry whether my sister lives or dies." If you dare to find her, don't blame Meng Nu for being black!"

"Last time, I ignored you when you said that. ”

The voice was still cold, and the black impermanence also sat down gently: "This time, I will make it clear to you that I don't need idlers to talk too much when I do things." ”

Idlers?

Hum!

Meng Po chuckled and picked up an orchid finger, her fingertips flushed slightly.

The applause rang out, echoing in the cave.

Bai Wuchang really worked hard, and slapped a pair of fleshy palms alive.

laughed out of tears: "The people of the underworld really can't get together, and they even have to talk about fighting and killing for a meal, I thought I could be quieter by hiding in the mountains, but I didn't expect the same to stop." ”

"Godmother, master, if you want to do it, no one can stop you. Bai Wuchang looked at the two of them and asked with a smile: "If the young master wins, what will happen to the four great assassins' Neidan?

Leaving two questions aside, he lifted the flask, picked up the whole plate of fish, and walked out of the cave drunk again and again.

The pear is crispy and sweet, and after picking the stars and leaving, I ate another one after picking the moon.

I barely slept last night, and after I was full, I was sleepy.

Afraid of a wild beast, she climbed a tree and hid among the branches to sleep beautifully.

I don't know how long I slept, and when I woke up again, I saw Caixing looking up at me under the tree.

Hurriedly turned his head and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, then jumped off the tree and asked Caixing, "Did anyone bring it?"

"If I brought it, would my sister still be able to sleep so soundly?"

Yinjieyue sat on a stone, put out wine and fish, handed her a pair of bamboo chopsticks, and said with a smile: "In the mountains and wilderness, there are no tables and chairs, so the senior sister can only take a moment." ”

It happened that the stomach was empty again, and I sandwiched a piece of fish meat in my mouth to taste, and it was very fragrant.

aroused her appetite, and asked while eating: "Could it be that black and white dare not fight after seeing impermanence?"

Only then did I find that Cai Xing was empty-handed, how could there be any trace of impermanence?

Immediately, his face turned pale, and he asked urgently: "What about my impermanence slash?"

"Impermanence beheaded me and handed it over to Bai Impermanence. ”

In reply, Caixing surrounded a wine cup with leaves, poured it full of wine, and handed it to Jieyue: "Bai Wuchang is not a person, he is quite reasonable." After listening to what I said, he immediately agreed to let Hei Wuchang duel with us, and he also felt that Hei Wuchang usually acted openly and unreasonably. ”

Blinking and smiling, he comforted her and said, "It seems that Bai Wuchang should be with us." ”

"Why are you so stupid?"

After listening to his wordy words, he picked the moon qi and didn't fight anywhere, dropped the leaves and wine, and complained loudly: "Impermanence is a weapon we use to deal with them, how can you hand it over to Bai Impermanence?"

was so anxious that his face turned red, and he turned his head angrily and stopped looking at him.

"Senior sister, didn't you see that the other mountains were on fire last night? It turned out that Hei Wuchang went out to fight with King Broken Mountain last night. He hasn't returned to the cave yet, and he won't let Bai Wuchang hand him over, what can I do?"

Cai Xing pursed his lips aggrievedly, and said: "I think Bai Wuchang is a good person, not like a liar, and he promised to fight for us, and Impermanence was left to him to make a mark." ”

After explaining this, he pointed to the fish and wine: "These wine and food are still given to us by Bai Wuchang, for fear that we will be hungry in the mountains." ”

"Huh?"

Picking the moon immediately spit out the fish in her mouth, ignoring the girl's reserve, and rubbing her tongue with her fingers.

simply lost his temper: "How dare you bring me the things that Bai Wuchang gave us?

Yo, there is still some experience in the rivers and lakes, why don't you ask before eating?

"If my sister doesn't eat it, forget it, I'll show my sister to eat it and see if it can poison me. ”

After receiving her complaints, Caixing was also a little angry.

He was not afraid of fish bones pricking his hands, so he grabbed them with his hands and ate them in large gulps.

Lift the flask with your other hand and take a sip into the spout.

wiped his mouth clean, and said angrily: "Senior sister, if you can't believe in Bai Impermanence, when I have eaten enough, I will behead Impermanence and ask for it back, and we will not look for them to duel." ”

If I lose the impermanence slash, are you still reasonable?

Jieyue stretched out her hand, knocked off the fish and wine jug in his hand, stood up and stomped her feet repeatedly: "You big fool, you have already fallen for Bai Impermanence! If you can cut Impermanence back, I will drink your footwashing water!"

Drink footwash?

"Okay! Just say this to Senior Sister, I will immediately go to get back the Impermanence Slash!"

Caixing stood up, strode to the bottom of the mountain, and after taking a few steps, he turned around and said loudly, "You wait here, I'll come back when it's dark!"

I wanted to stop him, but I was really angry.

The personal sword that has followed him for more than ten years was deceived in his hands for half a day.

What a complete idiot, living for nothing!

When he was scolding him in his heart, he turned around and smiled: "Senior sister, when you sleep on the tree in the future, pay attention****************** suddenly panicked, and pressed the skirt with both hands."

"You! How much have you watched?"

The face blushed even more transparently, and instantly purple like an eggplant.

He was so anxious that he was about to bite his lip, he was not only a fool, but also a pervert, no wonder he didn't wake himself up after standing under the tree for so long!

Cai Xing didn't reply to her, waved his hand, and found his way down the mountain.

When he was far away, the moon burst into tears, and kicked and kicked the jug until his feet hurt, and then he grabbed it and broke it.

sat on the ground aggrievedly, shrunk his body, and hugged his skirt tightly with his arms, for fear that a trace of wind would blow into his skirt.

Bai Wuchang staggered back to the cave.

The front hall was already empty, and when I saw some ripe mountain plums on the stone table, I ate a few casually, and then lay down on the stone table and slept deeply.

Wake up and feel dizzy.

Gently rubbing his temples, he couldn't help but sigh: "It's not interesting to be a demon ancestor, eat and sleep, sleep and eat." It's better to be a little ghost to make it interesting, and you can see the world as cold as possible. ”

Looking out of the cave, it was already dark.

got up in a daze, found the impermanence slash, hung it on his waist, and walked out of the cave in a leisurely manner.

I didn't go up the mountain to find the moon, but went down the mountain to find the Red Bodhisattva.

Last night, I agreed that today****** Red Bodhisattva is a demon, and it is difficult to control lust.

With the fragrant appointment, she had been waiting in the lingering place last night with heavy makeup and thin clothes.

Seeing him walking from afar, he immediately threw his sleeves and wrapped around him.

Little by little, little by little, he drew him closer to himself.

Temptation, written in the corners of the mouth.

I thought he would pounce on him and overwhelm him, but I saw him with a sad face.

"Lang Jun, what's wrong?"

The lust was immediately halved, and the smile was also reined in.

Seeing that the beauty was imminent, he smiled reluctantly and sighed: "I'm afraid my life will be short." ”

"How so?"

There was an exclamation, and the lust was all gone. threw himself into his arms and said sincerely: "If King Broken Mountain Li finds out about our plan, Lang Jun doesn't have to bother with his Neidan, let's just escape." ”

Holding her hand gently, the meaning was desolate: "King Li's Inner Dan is not difficult to get." It's just that I'm being targeted by a tougher opponent. ”

"Who is it? Is it more powerful than the Zhengzhong Demon Ancestor?" she gasped and mustered up her courage: "Lang Jun has such good means and such good wisdom, no matter who is targeted, let's fight with him, and it is not necessarily who wins and who loses." ”

Gently caressing her head, the affection is infinite.

Snuggled up for a moment, and handed Impermanence to her.

"Look at this sword first. ”

The horizontal sword was in his hand, and he looked carefully and looked at it, it was just an ordinary female sword, and there was nothing out of the ordinary.

She couldn't see Ni Duan, handed back the sword, and shook her head at Bai Impermanence.

Tremblingly stroking the body of the sword, he said to her in a deep voice: "This sword is a war book handed down by the Subodhi Sect. ”

Subodhi?

Subodhi!

She was stunned to hear the name.

"If it's really Bodhi Ancestor......"

The words are not finished, and the tears have flowed.

When I looked at him again, it was like life and death parting.