Chapter 141: The Jumping Clown
"It's ridiculous!"
He footed the laughter steadily. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The Shu people's wine-making skills are well-known all over the world, and the fragrance is overflowing in the universe, and the taste of sour wine is not drunk even if it is a dog in Shu, and only you Chu people still regard it as a treasure. ”
The scholar was speechless and quiet.
Just as they searched their stomachs and scraped their stomachs to fight back, a cold voice broke the silence: "Yes, no wonder the prince will entertain Your Excellency with medicinal wine." ”
Everyone followed the prestige and saw Liu Rumei who spoke. She had just stopped from the piano case and said casually.
"Wonderful", "Nice", "Exactly", "It's the dogs who don't drink to entertain you!"
After listening to Liu Rumei's words, the scholars' eyes lit up, and they echoed their words, and they showed off their might again for a while.
Situ Yun and Murong Wuji's expressions were impermanent, and Jiangyang Hou Li Xie only opened his eyes and glanced at Liu Rumei, then closed his eyes again.
The three of them have a very high level of cultivation, and they know why they came, and they can't afford to talk to these nameless people.
He who is charging into battle is a person with a small belly and chicken intestines, and he has a grudge that will be avenged.
He glared at Liu Rumei fiercely, and said sarcastically: "I have heard that the students of the Chu State have studied the books of sages and sages hard, and they are deeply educated by Confucianism, and they are all sharp and sharp-mouthed. I don't want to be forced by a lowly Qinglou woman to get back face, I really lost the face of Kongqiu, and it can be seen that the way of Confucianism is really 'crazy and learned, deceitful and hypocritical, it can't be all true, and it is ridiculous!'"
Xishu and Later Qin Taoism flourished, and the holy land of the Xiaoyao School "Jixia School Palace" is located on the top of Huashan.
People in the two places generally disagree with Confucianism, and the Taoist sage Zhuang Zhou often fights with the disciples of Confucius, and the second half of the sentence is Zhuang Zhou's words of the Confucian Confucian sage by the mouth of the thief, but he doesn't want to be used by He Zuxia to ridicule the scholars today.
Naturally, as soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar, and the angry scolding was boiling all over the world, and it was endless.
Amid the noise, there was a sudden sound of neat footsteps on the floor.
"Spread out, spread out!" I only heard the crowd pushing outside, and the staircase and porch were cleared to open a wide road.
Light armor like snow, cloak like fire, Su Soap led the Beifu army into the hall, separating the group of scholars from He Zuxia and others.
When the scholars saw that the royal army was coming, they immediately had confidence, and loudly scolded He Zuxia, and at the same time asked the Beifu army to capture He Zuxia and others.
"Quiet!" Su Soap stared at He Foot, his face was calm, he raised his hand to stop everyone, and said loudly: "King Shuobei has arrived!"
Jiangyang Hou Li Xie opened his eyes and glanced at Situ Yun and Murong Wuji, who had stopped staggering, with a smile in his eyes: Finally forced this guy out!
Picking up the bead curtain, Su Musha and Ye Qiudi walked into the hall one after the other
Ye Qiudi was dressed in white, because she was in a hurry, she didn't care about changing her disguise, and only wore a light gauze hat, vaguely covering her face.
She was holding the lion ball in her arms, standing quietly beside Su Mu, but it was particularly eye-catching.
Everyone's eyes gathered, and the voice gradually faded.
When the Beifu army retreated to his side, Su Musha looked around and said, "Heh, it's quite lively." ”
Everyone didn't know how to answer, and was about to come forward to meet them, Li Xie, who had been closing his eyes and pretending to sleep, said in a strange manner: "Yo, the prince's injury is healed? !
Su Yanbai had already ordered someone to clean up a table case for Su Musha. Su Musha pulled Ye Qiudi over and replied casually: "It's good morning, how can the medicine king valley's medical skills be in vain." ”
Jiang Yanghou's anger piled up on his face, and he said in a deep voice: "Since it is already good, why has the prince been pretending to be sick to avoid it, and he has not seen me for a long time!"
Su Musha ignored him, pulled a soft mat for Ye Qiudi, and after helping her sit down, Fang Yi sat down and replied with a smile: "Naturally, I am afraid of dirtying the eyes of this king." ”
"Wow~"
No one would have thought that Su Musha would be so unscrupulous, even the people of Chu were dumbfounded.
"You!" Jiang Yanghou stood up and pointed at Su Musha.
Later Qin Taifu Situ Yun and Zhongshan King Murong Wuji glanced at each other. They came to administer justice for Hou Qin, how could they let Su Musha be so arrogant.
Murong Wuji said: "We are here to make peace between the two countries, if the prince is too rude, goes against the grain, and intends to provoke a fight, then don't blame me for being polite!"
The threat is self-evident.
"What are you doing in a hurry?" Su Mu was surprised, pointing to He Zuxia, "I just said this kind of jumping clown!"
Jiang Yanghou's momentum was stagnant.
"Oh, forgot, you're a raccoon dog!" Su Musha grinned again.
Jiang Yanghou couldn't catch off guard, he was angry, and scolded angrily: "Bastard!"
"Bastard scolding who!"
"Scold you!"
"Oh~"
Su Musha responded lightly, which made Jiang Yanghou stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted again, and couldn't help but be angry, flicked his long sleeves, and rolled up the wine bottle on the case to attack Su Musha.
Jiang Yanghou is obviously also a practitioner, the wine bottle is impartial in the air, does not spill a drop, and flies straight towards Su Musha, just waiting to pour him.
It's just that when he flew in front of the Hou Jian Gate, a black chess piece broke through the air and hit the wine bottle.
"Bang!", and the liquor splattered out of the bottle.
The big man surnamed Zhu was quick and opened the door of the Hou prison.
He also knew how to grease the soles of his feet, and when he saw that the wine was about to reach his body, his body twisted, and he was stunned to dodge.
"Jiang Yang Hou is angry! It's not a good habit to get angry with his subordinates. Su Musha took the initiative, and the angry Jiangyang Hou had nothing to say.
"Okay!" the virtuous and respected Taifu Situ Yun persuaded: "As the King of Zhongshan said, we are here to make peace, not to be angry. The king of Shuobei should not be aggressive, and the marquis of Jiangyang should not be too anxious. ”
Li Xie swallowed his anger hard into his stomach: "What Taifu said is extremely true, the overall situation is important, Master Hou, I don't have the same knowledge as Huangkou Xiaoer." ”
"Yes, yes, I don't know the same as the old horseman. "When it comes to sarcasm, Su Musha will never fall behind.
"Ahem~" Situ Yun stopped the conflict they were about to start again in time, and said: "This place is by no means the best place for discussions, on the banks of the Qinhuai River, at the bottom of the moon and waves, drinking and having fun is the right thing." It coincides with the beginning of the recovery of the king of Shuobei's illness, I might as well set up a banquet for the prince to go to bad luck, and by the way, contact the feelings, so as to make a good start for future deliberations, what do you think?"
"Okay. Su Musha was the first to agree, "However, can the three envoys bring enough money? This king is now pouring tofu in a bamboo tube, and he is clear and ......."
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked by Ye Qiudi.
"Hehe, it's shallots mixed with tofu, it's clear!" He Zuxia had already retreated to his place and sat down, listening to Su Musha's words, he couldn't wait to laugh and said: "The prince has read less." ”
"Yo, you've been reading for a few years, right! You're not a thing, right?" Su Mu was annoyed and ashamed.
"You're not a thing!" He jumped up again and said angrily.
"Oh, what are you?" asked Su Musha.
He was stunned and didn't know how to answer.
"Zi Du does not see the raccoon cattle, humbles and prostrates, waits for the Ao, the east and west jump off the beam, and does not rise to the top. Ye Qiudi described Su Musha like this, the sound was like a spring water, and the laughter lingered around the beam for three days, "Isn't he exactly the so-called clown who jumps off the beam in your mouth in the eyes of Zhuangzi!"
The first half of Ye Qiudi's sentence also comes from Zhuang Zhou's mouth, which is the sentence in "Getaway" in which Zhuangzi describes the lurking wild cat, jumping east and west after seeing the prey, and does not avoid high and low.
Ye Qiudi is now using it precisely to "repay" He Zuxia's previous ridicule of the scholars of Chu State by quoting Zhuang Zhou's words.
Moreover, He Zuxia couldn't wait to correct Su Musha's mistake just now, and the posture of sitting up and jumping up and shouting angrily was exactly the same as Zhuang Zhou's description, and it was also appropriate.