Chapter 1: The Cry in the Treasure Hall
At the beginning of the rising sun, Zhang Muxian sat on the shuttle bus and swiped the news on his mobile phone like everyone else: terrorist activities are still rampant everywhere, the economic crisis continues to spread, the stock of a certain entrepreneur is listed on the NASDAQ in the United States, and the per capita income of the people has increased by 20 percent year-on-year. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Zhang Muxian raised his head, looked at Chaoyang and smiled bitterly, I, a small citizen who barely eats three meals, cares about these big things every day, is this a heart higher than the sky, and a lowly person?
At this moment, he found a cloud of white light shooting out of the morning sun, and the ball of light rushed straight towards him, and he subconsciously covered his eyes with his hands, but was wrapped in this white light and pulled to an unknown place. The colleague in the car looked up blankly, and buried his head in his mobile phone.
Zhang Muxian was wrapped in white light, through the endless darkness, in the darkness he saw countless strange worlds, and finally was swept into a group of huge palaces, submerged in one of the huts, and threw himself into a man dressed in ancient costumes.
I don't know how long it took, Zhang Muxian slowly opened his eyes, his headache was splitting, and endless memories poured into his mind, constantly hitting his fragile nerves, and he fainted again with a dizziness.
There is no light source in the hut, but it always maintains a certain brightness, making it difficult to grasp the passage of time. Zhang Muxian woke up again, he was sure of one thing, he had crossed over, crossed into a strange world. With the chaotic memories in his brain and the rich knowledge of novels before the time travel, he judged that this was the world of Journey to the West, and the unlucky guy he possessed was the picket spirit officer of the heavenly court.
Zhang Muxian patiently sorted out the chaotic memories in his mind, this picket spirit officer happened to have the same name and surname as him, but his name was Zhang Muxian.
At this time, it was not long after Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Zhang Muxian was sentenced to dereliction of duty by the Jade Emperor because he did not supervise Sun Monkey stealing peaches and drinking imperial wine, and was punished with confinement and self-reflection to see the after-effects.
Zhang Muxian, as a picket spirit officer, is familiar with the rules of heaven, Zhang Muxian flipped through this part of his memory, and found that this kind of dereliction of duty can be light or serious, the light is confined for reflection, and the heavy one is beaten with a thousand thunder whips and degraded to the lower realm.
Zhang Muxian continued to look at Zhang Muxian's memory, and found that he was quite withdrawn, except for normal duty, he didn't have a friend, so that no one pleaded for mercy when he was in trouble, if things evolved, although he was free of life, it was very likely that he would lose the position of picket spirit officer.
Zhang Muxian did not give up, and continued to look forward to his memory, day after day of the heavenly court patrol, participating in the peach banquet to continue his life, the heavenly court patrol, participating in the peach banquet to continue his life, like an endless cycle. When Zhang Muxian was about to give up, he finally turned to some useful information, which was the information before Zhang Muxian became a god.
Zhang Muxian was overjoyed, this information of more than 20 years before becoming a god was more useful than the information of hundreds of millions of years. He pushed open the door of the confinement room and walked out, and secretly decided in his heart: "From now on, my name will be Zhang Muxian, I have no place to get ahead on earth, and I will definitely seize the opportunity here to get rid of the poor situation and humble status." ā
The two heavenly soldiers at the door stretched out their hands to block Zhang Muxian's way, and said majestically: "The Jade Emperor has a decree, Zhang Lingguan is a criminal of heaven, confined here, waiting for his fate." ā
Zhang Muxian scolded sharply: "Bold, although the Jade Emperor made me reflect, he never said that he imprisoned my freedom, and the little heavenly soldier dared to block my way?"
Seeing Zhang Muxian's fierce words, one of the heavenly soldiers said in a relaxed tone: "Anyone who is confined is not allowed to leave without permission, and the villains are also responsible, please don't embarrass me." Another heavenly soldier hurriedly chimed in.
Zhang Muxian saw that the two of them were relaxed, and threatened: "This god, as a picket spirit officer, pickets the Three Realms according to the Heavenly Rules, are you sure you want to embarrass this god?"
The two heavenly soldiers immediately changed their faces in fright, the picket spirit official position was low but powerful, where did they dare to offend, and said bitterly: "The adult spares his life, if the villain lets the adult go, he can't give the official a deal." ā
Zhang Muxian said with a pleasant face: "If your boss asks, you just push it on this official, is there anyone in this heavenly court who dares not to give face to this official?"
The two heavenly soldiers looked at Zhang Muxian's figure striding away, but they didn't dare to stop it after all.
Zhang Muxian walked along the familiar road to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall where the Jade Emperor was located, and he pondered while walking, the Jade Emperor was the co-master of the Three Realms, as long as he let go, his own dereliction of duty was really nothing.
As he was walking, he ran into an old man with a white head and white beard, and the old man saw Zhang Muxian and exclaimed: "Zhang Lingguan, the Jade Emperor punished you for being confined and sobering up, how dare you come out without permission?"
Zhang Muxian knew that this Tai Bai Xing was the Jade Emperor's henchman, and said with a smile on his face: "Uncle punished me to meditate on my own mistakes, I have finished introspection, of course I have to report to my uncle." ā
Tai Bai Xing was stunned and said, "Uncle?"
Zhang Muxian nodded solemnly, Tai Baixing's eyes rolled, patted his forehead and suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, how did the old man forget this relationship, you wait a while, I will play the Ming Jade Emperor." ā
Zhang Muxian took a step forward and held Tai Baixing's hand, and said in a low voice: "If he gets the help of Xingjun, he will be rewarded by Muxian in the future." ā
Tai Bai Xing glanced at Zhang Muxian and said with a smile: "There are many friends and many roads, and the old man has long wanted to get close to Lingguan." Zhang Muxian looked at the figure of the Tai Bai Xing submerged into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and a confident smile appeared on his face.
After a while, Tai Bai Xing came out and said happily: "Da Tianzun announced that you are in, Da Tianzun is in a good mood." ā
Zhang Muxian followed Tai Bai Xing into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he walked over and over again to brew emotions, and when he was in the middle of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he didn't wait for the Jade Emperor to speak, and suddenly crawled on top of the hall and howled bitterly. When he was crying, he naturally thought of his parents who were far away on the earth, and he died for no reason, and he didn't know how sad they would be, so he cried sincerely.
Tai Bai Xing moved two steps away, distanced himself from Zhang Muxian, his eyes glowed with a strange light, and then slowly closed his eyes and lowered his head in contemplation.
The Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable, who was sitting at the top of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, was first furious, he had dominated the Three Realms for hundreds of millions of years, and he had shocked the heavens, and there were countless immortals and monsters who had been degraded and killed by him, who would dare to make such a noise in his Lingxiao Treasure Hall? He was about to summon the heavenly soldiers and push out this picket spirit officer who did not know the rules, but he was shocked by the crying and a distant memory.
Hundreds of millions of years ago, his name was Zhang Bairen, and his brother died early, leaving only a nephew to live with him. The nephew was naughty and mischievous, and repeatedly caused trouble, which made him tired of cleaning up, although he was very angry every time he faced his nephew who was in trouble, but he was always soft in the nephew's crying center, and could not bear to blame him, but wanted to be kind and soothing. At that time, his nephew was closest to him, and he had no son, so he raised this nephew as a son. Later, the nephew grew up, became more and more aware of the rules, made fewer and fewer mistakes, and became more and more distant from him.
"Dog, who bullied you? Tell your uncle, and your uncle will give you anger. Zhang Bairen called out Zhang Muxian's nickname.
Zhang Muxian raised his head and cried: "Uncle, the dog has not done a good job of picketing the spirit officer, and has betrayed your trust, you can punish me! Whether it is whipped or degraded to the lower realm, the nephew has no complaints." ā
"Hehe, what's the matter, it's worth your crying? That monkey is as cunning as a ghost, aren't my uncle and this heavenly immortal god deceived? I can't blame you, I can't blame you!" Zhang Muxian laughed when he heard the Jade Emperor.
Tai Bai Xing interjected at the right time: "Your Majesty, the time for the early dynasty has come." ā
The Jade Emperor said majestically: "Decree all the immortal officials to enter the palace, and you should also be included in the ranks! Listen more, see more, and talk less in the early dynasty!"
Zhang Muxian was secretly happy in his heart, bowed down and said, "Yes!" Today he really cried with a fake love, and he could be regarded as gaining a firm foothold in the heavenly court.