Chapter 137: Minions
Shui Hanyu said a joke, but he didn't expect that Monk Jing would not hesitate, and resolutely issued an extremely vicious heavenly oath against himself. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Shui Hanyu knew very well that this oath was really imprisoned in the monk's Dharma body, because the surging power of the Heavenly Dao was too obvious, and it could not be faked at all.
Monk Lijing also felt a strange binding force on his body, and that power seemed to squeeze his whole body fluids out of his pores.
Fortunately, it was only because every inseparable part of the pure monk's body was subjected to the same force, so his body fluids were not squeezed out of his body, and the person was not crushed to death.
It's just that the feeling is as if I have died several times in a row, which is extremely painful.
The power of the Heavenly Dao gradually disappeared, his eyes were filled with tears, and he came back to his senses with grinning, but the Heavenly Dao forbidden talisman flashing on his body had not yet disappeared.
The bright light net gradually faded and disappeared in the monk's sea of knowledge, and a heavenly dao prohibition that was countless times more stubborn than the cowhide was hidden in his sea of knowledge.
Shui Hanyu can even feel that she is the controller of the heavenly oath added to the monk, and now for the monk, she is the superior at the heavenly level for the monk.
Shui Hanyu was stunned all of a sudden, and she didn't know how to face the monk at this moment.
Shui Hanyu's mind also echoed the words spoken by the pure monk who made the heavenly oath, and every word was like a hammer hitting the beauty's seven exquisite hearts.
"No matter when and where, if the Shui Han Jade Bodhisattva wants the poor monk to die, the poor monk will die immediately. ”
"If the Bodhisattva wants the poor monk to fall into the Abiluo Hell, the poor monk will immediately fall into the Abiluo Hell and will not be able to be reborn forever. ”
"If this oath is violated, the poor monk is willing to suffer his soul day and night with the fire of the earth, and he will not want to live in pain all the time, and he will not be able to turn over for thousands of eternities. ”
Shui Hanyu is almost stupid, she has been an orphan since she was a child, no father, no mother, no brother or sister, no relatives, since following the main cultivation of Ouyang Palace, what she has seen the most is the deceit of the disciples inside the door and the cultivators outside the door, fighting each other, no one has ever really cared for her.
Although the master of Ouyang Palace treats his sisters well, he is high, and there are many disciples under him, even if he cares for her, there are not many.
The other sisters, who have both competition and camaraderie, of course, cannot make her feel extra cared for.
But this monk, not long after they met, actually handed over a life to her and gave her his soul, clearly showing that the monk gave her everything he had.
It's like a spiritual pet who gave her a death curse and forbidden, if you want a monk to live, you will live, and if you want a monk to die, you will die.
What love, what generosity, and what trust.
For the sake of being a double monk with her.
Thinking of this, Shui Hanyu's ear blushed, and his face was like a peach, red and gorgeous.
The beauty stretched out her jade onion-like index finger, her delicate body trembled, and it took a long time to say a word.
"Monk, you ...... You are stupid. ”
After Shui Hanyu said this, Lijing looked at her squarely and was silent.
Shui Hanyu stared, but he didn't see any remorse and unwillingness on the monk's face.
In Shui Hanyu's eyes, the figure of the monk suddenly became vicissitudes and tall, like a father and a brother, blocking in front of her, sheltering her from the wind and rain, and dispelling all the haze ahead, all difficulties and obstacles, all obstacles, and all hardships.
Shui Hanyu believes that even if the gods and demons are enemies, the monk will use his seven-foot body to block in front of him, even if he is crushed to pieces, even if he is crushed and his bones are scattered, even if his soul is forever suppressed in the boundless hell, he will not regret it.
She felt that she could be like a baby, lying in the monk's arms with her eyes closed, without any more suffering and sorrow, anything and everything, the monk would stand in the way.
Shui Hanyu's eyes slowly shed a line of tears.
Who in the world would be so kind to her?
No, not at all!
In the world, where can you find someone who is so good to her?
I can't find it, where can I find it!
However, the stupid monk is such a person, perhaps the only 'stupid person'.
"It's clean, this girl just said that she will be a Taoist couple with you as a double cultivator, it's just a joke. But now that you've sworn that this girl can take you as a slave and a thug, would you like that?"
At this time, it was the monk's turn to be stunned, and he couldn't react for a while.
The monk Lijing has been practicing Buddhism in the temple all the year round, and he has a straightforward temperament, and Shui Hanyu suddenly changed his hexagram, making him feel that he had been deceived.
The monk seemed to be a child who had been abducted by a child trafficking gang, his eyes were red, his fingers trembled, he pointed at Shui Hanyu, and said angrily: "Female Bodhisattva, you ...... You didn't keep your word and went back on your word. What has just been said easily does not count. ”
Shui Hanyu smiled and retorted: "What is not believed, what is wrong, what is wrong, what is this girl who does not admit it." There are often jokes, who called you a stupid monk. ”
"Besides, didn't this girl tell you not to use it? You have to listen, you don't stop, you insist on making a heavenly oath, and you can blame whoever goes. ”
This is also true, the monk was originally wooden, and was speechless by Shui Hanyu.
"However, the poor monk has already made a heavenly oath and cannot take it back. Said in a clean voice.
Shui Hanyu showed a bright smile and a smug expression.
"Then, monk, you have to listen to this girl in the future. Otherwise, this girl will make a big move. ”
Anyway, now a single thought can make the monk's soul fall into the hell of Ashiluo, fighting with the monk, it makes no sense to hurt him or kill him, Shui Hanyu naturally laughed extremely easily, smiled extremely comfortably, and smiled extremely charming.
The pure monk was shocked, although he had a tendon in his head, he was not stupid.
The monk naturally understood that the 'big move' that Shui Hanyu said was the restraint of the heavenly oath he had just issued.
Monk Lijing knew that he had played himself in, but now he couldn't get off the thief ship, so he had to sigh heavily and said, "Okay!"
Shui Hanyu looked at the reluctant appearance of the monk boss, and couldn't help but laugh 'sneer', the smile was overwhelming, and all the flowers were ashamed.
"Monk, it's good to know. No matter what happens in the future, you have to listen to this girl. If this girl tells you to stand, you can't sit, if you sit, you can't lie down, and if you open your eyes, no matter how sleepy you are, you have to keep your eyes wide open, and if you dare to close your eyes, you will be beautiful. ”
"If there is any danger in the future, you will pounce in front of you, the knife will block the knife, the gun will block the gun, and you will meet the bald head when the thunder comes, do you hear?"
"Also, in the future, we will be a master and servant, and this girl can't call you a monk, uh...... From now on, you will be called a minion. ”
Now that people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, the monk has no choice but to listen to her.
Monk Lijing shook his head, as if he was full of loss, and finally had to say, "That, okay!"
After a while, the monk added: "Anyway, the poor monk has no choice, and now he has to be obedient, you can call the poor monk a slave, or you can call the poor monk a puppy." ”
Shui Hanyu was overjoyed at first, and couldn't help but laugh 'poof', then frowned, and said, "Go, you're so beautiful, this girl doesn't want it, shouting so ambiguously." You're a minion, you know, a minion. If you dare to cross the line of minions, this girl will let you go to hell. ”
I was speechless, but I just felt that this woman was really a demon, and the Buddha and Bodhisattva said that Hongyan was a pink skeleton, and the monk really believed it at this time.
But the beauty is delicate and angry, and the color is pleasant, and the monk wants to be close to her, and I feel that it smells very good.
Shui Hanyu didn't know what Jing was thinking, her face sank, and she said, "Listening to your tone, it seems that she is still a little unconvinced." This girl can tell you that in the future, you will not only have to be obedient, but also obedient with a pleasant face, if you are wronged and gloomy, as if you owe a debt to repay money, this girl is not polite, and you want to exercise the privileges given by heaven. ”
Lijing lowered his head and was speechless, Shui Hanyu saw that the monk didn't even look at herself, and immediately with a thin anger on her face, she shouted: "My minion, if you demonstrate in silence, this girl will make a big move." ”
Monk Lijing finally raised his head, as if there were tears flashing in his eyes, a little reluctant to raise his daughter-in-law.
"Amitabha. The poor monk only depends on the female bodhisattva for everything. ”
Shui Hanyu looked at Monk Jing with the appearance of a child daughter-in-law, and said with a smile: "This girl can call you a slave, or a dog slave." But you can't call you a puppy, because you're not small, and you're tall. You have to be a fierce dog, and if anyone offends this girl, you will rush up and bite viciously. Did you hear that?"
The monk clasped his palms together in front of his chest, chanted a Buddha name, and said, "What the female Bodhisattva said is that the poor monk wants to be a puppy but can't get it. ”
Shui Hanyu nuzzled his mouth, and shouted angrily: "Who told you to call this girl and female Bodhisattva, you monks, I see every woman calling female Bodhisattva, it is too common, and there is no respect at all." In the future, you will call this girl the master, do you hear?"
The monk was stunned, so he had to agree in a deep voice: "Okay, master." ”
Shui Hanyu smiled happily, with a hint of blush on her face, and immediately praised her.
"It's quite well-behaved, I learned it all at once, and I'm a good slave. ”
Then, Shui Hanyu pointed to the direction where Wu and Ouyang Yue were fighting in a long way, and said in a coquettish voice: "Okay, the time has come to test you." My dog, you go and kill the donkey. ”
The monk was shocked and hurriedly waved his hand.
"Water girl, I have already said in advance, on the premise of not deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and not violating human ethics, everything can be up to you for the poor monk. ”
"If you want a poor monk to attack your fellow disciples, you can't do it. ”
Before the words fell, Shui Hanyu was already so angry that her eyebrows rose, pointed to the monk's bald head, and shouted angrily: "Good monk, you dog slave, everything is according to this girl." The first order of the master, you dare not obey. ”
"Amitabha, please forgive the poor monk for not being able to obey his fate. ”