Cao Ping was woken up by a scream, and he got up from the bed, and he ran out in a daze, asking, "I'm here! Yingbao, what's wrong? Is it on fire?"

After running barefoot for two steps, he remembered that Ying Bao had gone to record a show? Who was calling? Scratching the top of his head, he suddenly remembered the aunt upstairs. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Reba rushed out of the guest room, ran to the railing on the second floor, saw Cao Ping standing barefoot in the living room on the first floor, and asked angrily, "Where is this? Why am I here?"

Cao Ping yawned and said, "My family! You were drunk yesterday and didn't know where your family lived, so I let you make do with it for one night." ”

"I don't know where I live, I see you just want to take advantage of me!" Reba tightened his clothes in a huff. As soon as she looked down, she suddenly found that she was wearing a set of crayon Xiaoxin's pajamas, and said in shock, "Where are my clothes?"

Cao Ping looked at his watch, it was only six o'clock in the morning, and he had only slept for two hours, and he was really sleepy.

I really didn't bother to break with her, Cao Ping waved his hand and said: "Your clothes are on the balcony, let's wear this set of underwear first, and I will squint for a while and take you to get your ......."

As he spoke, he was about to turn around and go back to his room to continue sleeping, when Reba stood at the railing on the second floor and jumped to his feet in anger.

"You come back! You tell me clearly!" Seeing that he returned to the bedroom and lay back on the bed, Reba rushed down from the upstairs in a rage, ran to the door of Cao Ping's bedroom, and said mockingly: "I'm afraid? I've done something wrong, right? Hehe! What's the big deal? What age, even if it's a one-night stand, it's nothing? I just didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Hearing this, Cao Ping was not happy, turned over and sat up, and said: "What kind of person am I? What kind of person am I? I can do it enough for me! It's you! I really didn't expect you to be drunk is such a virtue! I kindly invited you to dinner, what does it mean that you vomit me? When I came back, I almost vomited on someone's Xiao Wu car. Also, if you go and see my sofa yourself, the whole cushion has been spit out by you, not to mention my clothes. Do you know what time I cleaned up the mess you made yesterday? It's four o'clock when I go to bed! If only someone else had thrown it out for you! Hey! I wondered, such a big girl, I don't know how to control my drinking? And brag to me, I thought you could drink! I warn you, I have to go to the company for a meeting today, don't disturb my sleep, or I will beat you!" After speaking, Cao Ping pulled the quilt, covered his head and prepared to continue sleeping.

Reba was a little stunned, but finally realized that he might have made a mistake, and asked Chi Chi, "...... Didn't you do anything to me last night?"

Cao Pingwo was too lazy to answer in the quilt, Reba pulled open his pajama pants and looked at it, felt it carefully, and said a little embarrassed: "Ah, this, I'm sorry! I seem to be too excited, I should have made a mistake......

Seeing that Cao Ping still didn't answer, Reba looked at him on tiptoe, walked to his bedside, and said loudly, "I said I'm sorry!"

"Damn!" Cao Ping was going crazy, and he lifted the quilt and said angrily: "Can you stop a little?" can you let me sleep for a while?!"

Reba was startled and muttered in a low voice: "Didn't I give you a chance, but you didn't grasp the ...... yourself"

"Get out!" Cao Ping roared as he pointed to the door.

"Get out!! Reba's voice was louder than him, he turned around and ran out barefoot and puffed up.

Cao Ping put the quilt back on, sighed, and continued to prepare for bed.

"Cao Ping, Cao Ping?" a haunting voice came from the door again.

"What are you doing?" Cao Ping said weakly as he nestled in the quilt in a sullen voice.

"I'm hungry, do you have bread at home?" asked Reba, leaning out of the door.

"Nope!"

"Cake is OK ......"

"Nope!"

"Where's the biscuits?"

"Ahh

"I'm so hungry that I don't even have the strength to kill you now, why don't you find me something to eat first, and then I'll kill you?" Reba said.

"Find it yourself in the refrigerator!" Cao Ping was helpless.

"Where's the refrigerator?" asked Reba, still leaning at the door frame.

"On your head!"

Reba looked up at the top of the door frame and said suspiciously, "Why is there one?"

"Me!" Cao Ping jumped up from the bed, walked to the door and pointed to her, "The kitchen is there, the refrigerator is inside, the bathroom is there, and your clothes are hanging on the balcony inside." If you have something to go, go to the living room and grab your bag, you can get a taxi when you go out, I want to sleep, don't bother me again!"

Reba wanted to come in and ask something, but Cao Ping pinched his head and pushed him out, and closed the door with a bang.

Listening to Reba's footsteps and walking towards the kitchen, Cao Ping breathed a sigh of relief, finally stopped, kicked off his slippers, and got back into the bed.

There was a sudden knock on the bedroom door, "Cao Ping, how did you turn on the gas?"

"If you say another word, I'll kill you!" Cao Ping couldn't bear it anymore!

Cao Ping sat on the bed angrily, pricking up his ears to listen to the movement outside, he swore that as long as this hot dog, ah no, Reba, dared to make some more movements, he would definitely let her know why the flowers were so red!

Perhaps it was Cao Ping's threat that worked, and the door finally quieted down, Cao Ping took a deep breath and lay back on the bed, ready to fall back asleep.

The charging phone suddenly rang.

"Ahh

"Hey, what are you calling!" Cao Ping asked angrily, if this guy can't say a reason, let alone next month's bonus, the year-end bonus will also be deducted for him!

Wu Feng was a little confused by Cao Ping's questioning, and asked suspiciously, "Didn't you ask me to pick you up in the morning to go to the company?"

"I ......" Cao Ping was extremely depressed, and after a while, he exhaled a breath of turbidity and said, "Yes, that's right." ”

Hearing that something was wrong with Cao Ping's voice, Wu Feng asked cautiously, "That'...... I'll go over now?"

"Come here......" Cao Ping hung up the phone Muran, forget it, this sleep, Lao Tzu doesn't sleep.

Opening the door and taking a change of clothes, Cao Ping walked towards the bathroom.

Hearing the movement outside, Reba poked his head out of the kitchen wearing a pair of rubber gloves and asked, "Have you slept well?"

Cao Ping didn't even bother to get angry, snorted as an answer, went into the bathroom and pulled up the curtain, ready to take a bath.

Reba chased to the bathroom door, pushed the door and asked, "Do you have any extra toothbrushes?"

"I'm taking a shower, can you give me some privacy?" Cao Ping said helplessly.

Reba said nonchalantly, "Isn't there a curtain?"

Cao Ping scared her and said, "Believe it or not, I jumped out naked!"

"Are you jumping? "Are you jumping?" Reba was very arrogant, he actually ran in and grabbed the curtain, Cao Ping was startled, quickly pulled the curtain, and said angrily: "What are you doing? I'm really naked!"

Reba laughed while pulling the curtain and said, "I'm not afraid of what you're afraid of? You're younger than me, and you're going to call my sister, come, let my sister check her body!"

"Female rascal, you, I'm really out!" Cao Ping was annoyed and embarrassed, while pulling the curtain desperately.

Reba said with a grin: "You come out, pretending, obviously cowardly to death, let me be a big beauty like a flower and jade all night, it's strange that you have the courage to come out!"

Cao Ping said sarcastically: "It's just you, you are still like a flower, you go out and come in again to smell it, and I don't know who made my house stink yesterday!"

Reba was also angry and shouted, "Hey!

Cao Ping shouted: "You came to scold yourself!"

"I think you owe it to clean up!" Reba went into battle with both hands, and with a hard tear, the shower curtain was actually pulled down by her.

"Damn!" Cao Ping saw the shower curtain fall, and hurriedly grabbed the changed shirt to block his lower body with lightning speed, and shouted angrily: "Are you crazy?"

Reba didn't expect the shower curtain to be so unsturdy, he opened his mouth wide and was stunned, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Ahhh

"Hit you up!" Cao Ping was half angry, and simply shouted loudly: "Indecent!"

Reba was shouting, and suddenly heard Cao Ping also shouting indecent, and laughed in a blink of an eye.

"You're laughing, you're laughing!" Cao Ping said angrily: "Get out quickly!"

"Didn't you find you so fun before?" Reba said with a smile: "Okay, don't mess with you, find me a toothbrush, I'll brush my teeth." ”

"Didn't I tell you? no!" Cao Ping said angrily.

Reba walked over to the sink and looked at it and said, "Which one is yours?" ”

Cao Ping hurriedly said: "Don't use it indiscriminately. ”

Reba crossed his waist, glared and said, "I don't dislike you, why do you still dislike me?"

Cao Ping held back for a long time and said, "My ...... is not halal"

Reba was stunned for a moment, laughed out loud, gave him a blank look, and said, "I didn't join the church!" After a pause, she continued, "But thank you." ”

Reba smiled and said, "Which one is your object? I used hers, and she changed another one." ”

Cao Ping thought for a while and said, "Don't fool around, I remember that there is mouthwash at home, and I'll get it for you later." ”

Reba nodded and said, "Okay then, you wash it first, I'll go hot the milk." ”

Cao Ping watched her out vigilantly, and only then did he jump over and lock the door, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

The female hooligan is really terrible, Cao Ping wiped his sweat, looked at the shower curtain, sighed and muttered, "Let's go back and change it." ”

After taking a shower and finding mouthwash for Reba, Cao Ping sat down at the table.

There were two small bowls on the huge dining table, each bowl contained half a bowl of milk, Cao Ping looked at it, but didn't react, is this going to feed the cat?

Rebaha sniffed, walked out of the bathroom, sat down on the dining table, and said with a smile: "Okay!

"Do you call this rice?" Cao Ping was speechless, and Reba said as a matter of course: "Yes! You don't have anything at home, only half a carton of milk, so I can make do with it when I go home." ”

"Pull it down...... Cao Ping got up helplessly, walked to the kitchen, washed the pot, scooped up some rice and added water to the pot, stirred for ten minutes, took out two bowls, and took out a plate of pickled radish from the pickle jar and brought it to the table.

"I'm full. Reba said as he wiped his mouth, and there was an empty bowl on the table.

Cao Ping said without raising his head: "Eat quickly! Where did you get the strength to eat a large plate of chicken yesterday? Drink some porridge in the morning to nourish your stomach." ”

Reba took the bowl and muttered, "The last sentence is like a human statement." Cao Ping ignored her.

After eating, Wu Feng also arrived. After taking his things and getting into the car, Wu Feng looked at Reba, who was busy putting on makeup in the back seat, and then looked at Cao Ping, who was yawning, and said with a dry smile: "Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Cao Ping glanced at him and said, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute." ”