Chapter 7 Thirty-six Strategies for Pickling Girls
took the lead, and the Shang Dynasty left a deep impression on the two sisters with just one punch. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Practicing boxing, I'm serious, a girl like you Dayu, I can beat a hundred with one hand with my eyes closed. The Shang Dynasty identified the target girl and began to pull hatred, and the little girl was obviously more interested in Xueluo.
The big fish shook his double ponytail, a little cute, and looked at Shang Chao curiously: "Your muscles are so developed, it looks about the same size as my head, can I touch it?"
Xiao Liang looked at the big fish with a very speechless look, and the Shang Dynasty reacted quickly, and immediately stretched out his arm, so that the big fish had no chance to regret it: "My chicken, that is a pollution-free green product that has been carefully raised for more than 20 years." ”
Giggled, the big fish was amused, bold, the little hand touched the big arm of the Shang Dynasty, and pinched it, and the girl who reacted blushed and blushed, feeling that she was not reserved enough, and was a little embarrassed.
Shang Chao saw the stitches and had to make inches, he had already seen that Da Yu was the kind of little girl who liked heroes, and when refracted to reality, she preferred men with strong bodies: "Da Yu, believe it or not, I can do a handstand with just one little thumb." ”
This is a provocation, the big fish really took the bait, and was fooled by Shang Chao's words, the two of them got out of the car, and Shang Chao began to warm up unhurriedly, ready to show the stunt of little thumb handstand, and the big fish looked at it with blank eyes.
Xueluo and the little girl were left in the jeep, and at this time, the little girl, who was quite motherly, took the initiative: "Xueluo, thank you for the dates, they are really delicious." ”
Xueluo turned around and looked at the little girl's pure eyes, with concern, just like looking at a poor little animal.
For this kind of innocent girl, Xueluo is very friendly, and he took out a handful of green dates from his pocket, anyway, there are so many dates on the jujube tree in the Cave Heaven Wonderland, and Xueluo can't eat them when he eats.
"This is my last treasure, and I will share half of it. Xueluo spread out his hand, took half of it first, and then handed it over.
Xiao Liang looked at Xueluo with good pure and pure eyes, oh, two little hands held Xueluo's hand very obediently, took all the green dates, and nodded very politely: "Thank you for your dates." ”
If the Shang Dynasty is pretending to be strong, then Xueluo is pretending to be weak.
Xueluo took the initiative to gnaw dates, and the food can really shorten the distance between people: "Little girl, you are a college student." ”
"Well, I'm going to go to the school first, and I'll be able to report it in a few days, Sister Dayu is very enthusiastic to drive me to her house for a few days, I'm learning musical instruments. "The little girl eats dates in small bites, and looks like a good baby.
"Just the two of you, if it's convenient, you can bring us with you, just go to Nanhe City to play a little tour guide, and we can also be flower messengers." "Snow falls, this guy, for a girl who is easy to get along with, that's really good.
Junior high school, high school, and college, the three crush girls are all very easy to get along with, otherwise Xueluo will not fall in love for a long time, those cold and arrogant or something, no matter how beautiful they are, Xueluo is not careful.
"Then I'll just ask Sister Big Fish, I don't think there's a problem. "The little girl is really pure as paper, with a pair of talking eyes, with a little emotion of wanting to ask questions and being a little afraid.
Xueluo understood what the little obedient eyes wanted to say, and took the initiative to open the topic: "I'm also quite depressed, I studied a Chinese department in college, I was unemployed after graduation, and I was an otaku who ate at home and waited for death." Unexpectedly, disaster fell from the sky, and my family's foreign trade company sank silently on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean with millions of goods, and after the chain reaction, the company went bankrupt. ”
"My parents happened to be traveling abroad at the time, and when they heard the news, they disappeared from the world, and I was blocked by a group of creditors at home, and I had no choice but to sell my property to pay off my debts, but I didn't expect to pay off all the debts just now, but I also became a homeless poor bastard, Shang Chao is my good buddy, see me so uncomfortable, just take me out to play, relax. ”
Xueluo speaks very skillfully and emotionally, and the four-year Chinese department is not good or not, telling more than a hundred words, but the story told firmly attracts the little obedient.
The little boy didn't eat the dates anymore, and he was very cute with his hands on his cheeks, so he listened carefully.
"In fact, it's all over, I've lost more than 20 pounds, and when I take responsibility, I can be regarded as a man with a story. Xue Luo sighed abruptly, his face turned slightly sideways, against the light, looking particularly melancholy and handsome.
Xueluo is really a good student, and he used the words of the Shang Dynasty to comfort him to make the little girl sympathize.
Warm man, the snow of the spare tire fell, he really didn't know how to chase after the victory, but stopped, very silent, he said the story, but it was life for him, those hardships were all the torments he had experienced.
Xiao Liang looked at Xueluo's eyes moistened, and he was about to cry, which was really distressing, like a coaxing dog's tone: "Don't cry, don't cry, be good, be good." ”
"I'm not a child, little girl, dare to ask the girl's name?" Xueluo smiled, and finally remembered that the Shang Dynasty took him out to pick up girls, not a real road trip, thinking about the thirty-six tricks that the Shang Dynasty had taught to pick up girls.
The little obedient pouted, pink and tender, a little unhappy little emotion: "Sister Dayu asked me not to say it, hum, I always say that I am young and ignorant, but Xueluo is a good person, my name is Leng Luoyan, and I am sixteen years old this year." ”
Xueluo didn't have the ability to recognize age, and she was also shocked, the little girl didn't look small at all, she had a great good figure, but she didn't expect to be sixteen years old, so she went to college, and the name of the snub swallow is also good.
"Cold as frost, sinking fish and geese, little girl, you are really a beautiful woman. Xueluo praised it, very sincerely.
"Hee-hee. "Snub Yan is really very good, no wonder they all say that they only have the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.
Xueluo chatted with Leng Luoyan, and he found that the life of the little girl is very simple, he is well protected by his family, he is a good baby who learns music from childhood to adulthood, and he is best at the guqin, which has cultivated a classical and elegant temperament.
The Shang Dynasty was hot for a long time, showing a good figure to the big fish, this is the handstand with the little thumb, and the big fish is coquettish.
In less than three seconds, pinching the time, Shang Chao turned over and stood up, pointed to the distance and said, "The trailer is coming." ”
The Shang Dynasty deliberately didn't let the big fish look good, so that there could be a back, and only those who came and went could snap.
As a player, there is a life motto in the Shang Dynasty, that is, a girl only sleeps once, and it is best to disappear from the world when she sleeps, so that she can not be tied up and continue to play the game.
A scumbag with morals and a bottom line like Shang Dynasty will not talk about I love you, nor will he take the initiative to confess to being a boyfriend and girlfriend, just having fun, after snapping, fate will be used up.