Chapter VI Unsigning and Fooling
It didn't take long for Zhao Ming to leave the meditation room with the two of them, and it wasn't until he returned to the Daxiong Treasure Hall that Zhao Ming could still see the handsome guy's gloomy face. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
When the three of them walked out of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, Zhao Ming stopped, turned around and said to the two: "Two donors, I won't send the road below, there are still some mundane things in the temple waiting for the little monk to deal with, as for the matter of the two, the little monk must keep it in mind." After speaking, he smiled kindly at the two of them. But in the eyes of the two, it looked like they were laughing at them.
"Then it's troublesome master, and we will be waiting for you in Qingcheng Mountain when the time comes. ”
The male disciple of the Qingcheng Sect replied with a gloomy face, and without waiting for Zhao Ming to reply, he left with the female disciple of the Qingcheng Sect.
This female disciple may also feel embarrassed, and she didn't say hello to Zhao Ming and walked directly to the outside of the temple with his senior brother.
"Hmph... Dare to look down on Lao Tzu, don't let Lao Paper catch the opportunity, otherwise let you know why the flowers are so red. Zhao Ming saw that the man had left with an arrogant face, and he thought about how to return it in the future.
At this moment, Zhao Ming hadn't realized the trouble he had caused to him with his 'kind' smile at these two people just now.
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The two walked down Shaomuro Mountain until they reached the foot of the mountain, and the beauty couldn't help it.
"Senior brother, that Xuanci old bald donkey is too faceless, and it is too much to let a disciple of the Void Character Sect go to participate in the succession ceremony of the head of our Qingcheng faction. ”
When the senior brother heard his junior sister say this, he also stopped.
"Otherwise, what do you want, he is the leader of the martial arts, and you still expect the abbot of Shaolin to personally go to the succession ceremony of the head of our Qingcheng. Speaking of this, this senior brother clenched his fists unwillingly, originally he didn't expect to invite the abbot to go here, but no matter how he said it, he had to be a high-ranking monk of the Xuanzi generation, but the result made him unable to accept it.
"That's... Then they can't let a little monk of the imaginary generation go, this is too much, even if it is not the Xuanzi generation, it must be a monk of the Huizi generation......" This junior sister is still a little unwilling.
"Okay, let's go back. Without waiting for the junior sister to finish speaking, the senior brother dragged his junior sister to the bottom of the mountain with a face that could drip water, after all, this is Shaomu Mountain, which is the territory of Shaolin.
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After the two left, Zhao Ming returned to the Daxiong Treasure Hall, looked around, and found no trace of the Zhao Shizhu in front of the Buddha statue, and Zhao Ming was not disappointed, after all, it was impossible for people to wait for him to come out after the incense.
"It seems that they left by themselves, I don't know if the master met them, if the master knows that I threw pilgrims here, I will be reprimanded by the master for a long time?" Zhao Ming thought about it, since he didn't find it, he was about to go back to the mountain gate to find his master, but before he could step out of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, a group of people walked in outside the door.
"False little master, I finally found you, where did you go just now, I didn't find you after turning around here. ”
Zhao Ming looked up... Forehead... A lewd face was looking at him, and in an instant, the heart that had been relaxed just now came up again, although he didn't have to worry about being trained by the master, how could he look at this face and feel uncomfortable, especially when he saw the lady Zhao next to him holding his hand.
"Amitabha, Zhao Shizhu, I'm really embarrassed, I went out for a little bit just now, I don't know what else Zhao Shizhu is looking for a little monk?" Although Zhao Ming is very disgusted with this face, he still has professional ethics, as the saying goes, 'be a monk for a day and hit the clock for a day', since you sit in this position, of course you have to do your job.
"Hehe, what, the people in the lower inner world asked for a sign in front of the Buddha, and I want to ask the little master to help solve it. ”
Zhao Ming felt a little strange when he heard this request, after all, there is a special master in charge of this unsigning temple, and it is free to help unsign (nominally free, but... Hey... )。
"Donor, there is a special uncle there, you can ask him to help you unsign, there is no charge. Zhao Ming patiently pointed out the direction for Lao Zhao.
That Zhao Shizhu's eyes followed Zhao Ming's hand, and he saw a long dragon winding in a row for hundreds of meters, and he couldn't help but feel weak in his heart, thinking about the pain when he couldn't find Huilun in the queue just now, his hand couldn't help shaking, and he quickly turned his head.
"Hehe, what... I don't think the little master's Dharma is profound, I think the little master must have a deeper insight, hehe."
Hearing this Zhao Shi Master say this, Zhao Ming couldn't help but despise him in his heart. "I don't think I can find my master before I turn around and come to me, no wonder I couldn't see his shadow just now, hmph, this time look at how Lao Tzu cheated you. ”
Zhao Ming coughed, tried his best to look amiable, smiled and said to Lao Zhao, "Okay, then please come with the poor monk." Zhao Ming thought about it, and still took a few people to a place where there were few people, he didn't want to be watched by others when he was bragging.
Lao Zhao didn't doubt it, took his wife's hand and walked forward with Zhao Ming.
Zhao Ming took a few people to a relatively remote place before stopping.
"That, little master, why did you bring us here?"
Zhao Ming saw this Zhao Shi's puzzled look, and smiled: "Donor, Bodhi Ancestor once said: The law does not pass on six ears. Naturally, the less people know about the donor, the better. ”
"Oh, I see, thank you, Master. Zhao Shizhu's expression suddenly realized.
Zhao Ming couldn't help but be happy in his heart, "Made, I've seen stupid people, but it's the first time I've met Kaizi who is so stupid, Lao Tzu doesn't pit you." ”
"That's right, well, I don't know what kind of lottery the female donor draw?" Zhao Ming saw that this person hadn't reacted yet, and hurriedly diverted the topic.
Seeing Zhao Ming turn his gaze to herself, the woman with a big belly hurriedly handed the sign in her hand to Zhao Ming.
Zhao Ming took the wooden skewer and read out the words on it.
"The white crane chirps in the sky, and the sound of thousands of miles in the air; The rhinoceros looks at the moon, and the auspicious celebration is clear. ”
Zhao Ming looked at the sign, and began to think about how to fool him... Forehead... How to untie this lottery. First of all, you must find something good to say, this is the first Kaizi I received... Well, the first pilgrim, you can't mess it up, how much money people donate is related to how much merit they can get, although I don't know how to calculate it, but this merit value must be inseparable from money.
Just when everyone was waiting a little anxiously, Zhao Ming said slowly: "This sign is auspicious, I don't know what Mrs. is asking for?"
This Mrs. Zhao hurriedly said: "This sign is for my husband's business." ”
"Well, the interpretation of this sign is: auspicious and clear signs of the meeting. If the meaning of the benefactor of the bride is to be solved, that is, there is a small disaster in the spring and summer business, and the gods can protect the wealth, and the autumn moon will be full. Zhao Ming looked at everyone after speaking.
In fact, this is also one of the few passages he remembers, and he can still fool in front of these two people, as long as Zhao Ming, who understands a little bit, will be debunked.
"It's good that I studied further last night, otherwise it wouldn't be easy to fool. Zhao Ming thought secretly in his heart, but he waited for a long time and didn't wait for everyone's expressions to get a satisfactory answer.
Lao Zhao was confused for a long time before he asked awkwardly: "That, little master, can you make it simpler?" This Zhao Shizhu looked at Zhao Ming expectantly.
Zhao Ming saw that everyone had blank expressions, and the stone hanging in his heart was finally put down, not afraid that you don't understand, what I'm afraid of is that you can understand.
"It turns out that it's not that I'm acting too much, it's that these people's IQs can't keep up. Well... Fortunately, their IQ can't keep up, and sure enough, IQ is a hard injury... Hey..."
Zhao Ming cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Actually, it is very simple to explain, this life means that your business may have some small winds and waves in the first half of the year, and there will be no big impact, maybe there will be some small fortunes." But when the autumn moon is full, you'll be running and your business will come true. ”
"Oh, I see, thank you so much for the little master, you can see that the little master is profound, and he is really a famous teacher and a high apprentice. This man was still a little disappointed at the beginning, after all, anyone who heard that his business would be bad was not happy, but when he heard that he was coming to work in the second half of the year, he immediately couldn't stop laughing.
"Amitabha, the donor Liao praised, the poor monk is here to congratulate Zhao Shizhu's business is getting more and more prosperous. Zhao Ming saw that this Zhao Shi said this, and he was not extravagant, who would not say good things, not to mention that there would be no shortage of meat.
In fact, Zhao Ming thought about these things, if he said good things, even if this buddy had a hard IQ, he probably wouldn't believe it, but now the credibility is much higher.
"Then borrow the little master's good words, hahaha. After speaking, he turned around and whispered to the servant behind him, Zhao Ming knew that his goal had been achieved without listening.
"False little master, this is a little incense money is not a respect, there are too many mundane things, so we won't stay here longer, and we will go down the mountain. This Zhao Shi Master took an envelope from the servant's hand and handed it to Zhao Ming.
Zhao Ming muttered "Amitabha, the Buddha blames", but he took an envelope in the hand of this Zhao Shizhu without delay.
Although I don't know how many are inside, since I gave a silver ticket that must have been contained in the envelope, it is estimated that there are a lot. It can't be a copper plate inside.
Holding the envelope in his hand, he was still polite in his mouth: "Lord Zhao's respect for the Buddha Shaolin is remembered, and the little monk will send the donor down the mountain." ”
After speaking, he casually stuffed the envelope into his cuffs, and led a few people down the mountain with a smirk.
Zhao Ming looked at Lao Zhao's obscene face at the moment, the more he looked at it, the more handsome he felt, if it weren't for Mrs. Zhao beside him, Zhao Ming would probably be able to kiss him.
"Calm and calm, Amitabha, how can the little monk have such thoughts..."Zhao Ming suppressed the excitement in his heart, and unconsciously his steps sped up by two points.