Chapter 417: Multiple Maintenances
Lin Shanyu kissed Cai Quanjian for a while, gradually let him go, and asked, "Cai Cai, what's wrong with you, you don't seem to be very happy." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Han Zhen thought, he is afraid that he will not be happy with you."
Cai Quanjian wiped his kissed mouth, and said with a smile: "No, Yu'er, I'm so happy to see you here, what have you been busy with these days?"
Lin Shanyu said: "In the past few days, there has been a strong wind on the sea, and I am very worried about your safety, so I transferred someone to look for you, and after looking for you for a few days, I finally found it, and it was not in vain." ”
Cai Quanjian said: "The wind and waves on the sea are so big, they didn't blow you away or anything." ”
Lin Shanyu said in a coquettish tone: "Cai Cai, you are so bad, what nonsense, you villain just likes to joke here." ”
Han Zhen saw a monkey here learning to be coquettish to a little girl, the feeling was very strange and unreal, just like seeing Snow White in armor in a magic movie.
Lin Shanying and Cai Quanjian's attitudes are completely different, he is very enthusiastic about his sister, and said to Lin Shanyu: "Sister, fortunately you came in time, otherwise we would have run out of food." There's really nothing wrong with making you the head of this Sea Fish Gang. ”
Han Zhen took advantage of the gap between their conversations, went to the side and took another grilled fish and ate it, this ancient fish felt very fragrant, the meat was very tender, thinking that this must be pure natural and pollution-free, and he was really hungry, so it tasted very fragrant.
When he was just halfway through eating, Lin Shanying touched it and said, "Little boy, it's very delicious, do you know what you're eating?" Han Zhen said while eating: "Nonsense, of course, what I eat is fish, don't you even know fish as a pirate." He felt that it was useless to pretend to be a grandson here for half a day with this Lin Shanying, it was better to say a few words to him happily, even if he was killed, he could show his backbone.
Lin Shanying said: "What you eat is not a fish, it is a monster. When Han Zhen heard this, he immediately felt that the whole person was not good, and at this time, he wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, and his internal organs were full of nausea. Lin Shanying continued: "This is very common, monsters can eat people, why can't we eat monsters." Han Zhen was even more presumptuous, calling him by his name: "Lin Shanying, are you stupid to be a pirate, can this be the same, have you seen that normal person can be so disgusting that he eats monsters, is it possible that you have eaten it, no wonder your personality is three times a day, it must be that eating monsters makes you stupid." ”
Lin Shanyu came over and said to Han Zhen: "Little boy, don't be afraid, my brother has always been very fierce and likes to scare people." What you eat is just ordinary fish, and it is definitely not a monster, so you can eat it boldly with confidence. ”
When Han Zhen saw her appearance, he couldn't help but want to vomit, so he tried his best to restrain himself and force himself to think of something beautiful.
Lin Shanyu snatched the fish from his hand, took a bite to prove that it was okay, and then stuffed the fish back into his mouth. Han Zhen closed his eyes at this time, thinking about the sun, moon and stars, the cosmic firmament, and the atoms and molecules, and finally held back. After a while, he opened his eyes, glad that he hadn't vomited, thinking that maybe he had already vomited for the first time, and after this immunity was enhanced, he would not vomit so easily.
At this time, Lin Shanyu's two little eyes blinked at him, and he was a little curious about him. Han Zhen looked at her eyes a little like a toad?? It is the same size as a toad's, but not as bright as a toad.
Lin Shanyu saw that Han Zhen seemed to be a little uncomfortable at this time, and even gently hugged his neck and said, "What's the matter, little boy, are you a little seasick." ”
Lin Shanying came over and said, "Sister, you are here again to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I can tell you, this kid is very treacherous, you be careful not to fall into his way." ”
Han Zhen reprimanded him: "Lin Shanying, I'm sorry, you still want to take the top exam for your literary talent, can these words be used indiscriminately." For example, your father is here, no matter how good my relationship with him is, can you say that I pity him? ”
Cai Quanjian slapped Han Zhen in the past and reprimanded: "Who are you talking to, you wild boy, no big or small, is it that if you don't beat you for a day, your skin will itch." ”
Han Zhen was also unceremoniously, and slapped Cai Quanjian in the face with his backhand and said: "What kind of thumb brother are you and me, you are all people who want to be emperors and look like slaves, I am beating Lin Lynx, what are you anxious about here, what are you thinking in your heart, do you think I don't know." ”
Cai Quanjian was told by him, and he was afraid that he would be in a hurry for a while, so he told him that he wanted to kill Lin Shanying.
Lin Shanying looked unhappy, and said to Han Zhen: "Boy, I am also the leader of a gang, and if you have such an attitude towards me, you are not afraid that I will clean you up." Also, my name is Lin Shan Ying, not Lin Shan Cat, can this cat and eagle be the same kind, my name with the word Eagle means that I spread my wings like an eagle and dominate the world. ”
Han Zhen said disdainfully: "No, I still like to call you Lin Lynx, the lynx sounds more rhyming, I like to call it that, you can still set fire to me." Grandpa, I can be considered to have endured enough, and I pretended to be a grandson quite well-behaved at that time, but you didn't give me a good face. Now I'm like this, you want to burn and kill whatever. ”
Lin Shanying ordered his subordinates: "Okay, this is what he asked for." Raise me a pot of oil, and I'll cook him alive. ”
Originally, Han Zhen was not afraid of fire, and he just used the hand of Lin Shanying to test whether his skill was invalid, who knows why he changed it to fried when he got to his mouth.
He said nervously for a while: "Lin Lynx, didn't you just say that you were going to burn me with fire, why did you change it, you didn't say anything, and you went back on your word." ”
Lin Shanying smiled and said: "This is how I do things, I can do whatever I want, what, are you afraid!"
Han Zhen said: "Okay, if you want to fry me, just fry me, if you're not afraid of oil, just do it." I wasted a big pot of oil, and it's a pleasure to think about it. Han Zhen knew that he liked to be thrifty, so he said so.
This was said to Lin Shanying's sore spot, and he immediately changed his mind and said, "That's right, where do you waste my oil, you stinky boy." The oil was extracted by the farmer's uncle, who had worked hard to cultivate the land and poured the grain. Although we grabbed the oil, it was hard to come by with a meal or a porridge, and of course we should cherish it. ”
Han Zhen listened to what he said about the peasant uncle, it was really funny, fortunately he didn't say anything about the police uncle, if that was the case, he still had to shake hands with him, everyone is a modern person, how can they be regarded as fellow villagers.
Cai Quanjian said: "Big brother, then we will boil him with water, of course we can't use fresh water, we can use a bucket to the sea to bring some seawater." Han Zhen immediately hurriedly said: "No, the seawater is wasted firewood, it burns slowly, Lin Lynx, are you sick and stupid because you have caught too many rats?" Just take the fire and burn me, where is so much nonsense. ”
Lin Shanying was full of anger and grabbed Han Zhen, held him high and said, "Lin Shancat, did you call it?" Han Zhen said: "Then what should I be called, Lin Shanhu or Lin Shanbao." ”
Lin Shanying threw him to the ground and said, "Nonsense, of course you call me big brother." ”
Lin Shanyu came over to help Han Zhen at this time and persuaded Lin Shanying: "Brother, this young man should teach slowly, it's not okay for you to be so rude to him, the more this is the case, the more he wants to oppose you, forget that I told you that being a helper should convince people with virtue." ”
Lin Shanyu said and protected Han Zhen behind him, but Lin Shanying was still angry, and he was about to catch Han Zhen again.
Lin Shanyu simply lifted Han Zhen up and took him to dodge Lin Shanying. Lin Shanying performed his own stunt and floated around, because the speed of his four flashes was extremely fast, the whole person was like a ghost, and Han Zhen felt that he seemed to have approached him several times, as if he was only a little bit away from being caught by him. But Lin Shanyu's dodge speed is also very fast, which can be comparable to Lin Shanying. Han Zhen understood, this Lin Shanyu also learned Lin Shanying's stunt. Many times in a row, Han Zhen was in Lin Shanyu's hands, and he was able to skillfully avoid Lin Shanying's pursuit.
After a while, Lin Shanying finally stopped and shouted to Han Zhen: "Boy, don't rely on women if you have the ability, let's fight for three hundred rounds." ”
Han Zhen thought, where do I rely on women, where is this Lin Shanyu a woman, not even a person. Thinking about it, I feel that I am really a little excessive, this Lin Shanyu is naturally ugly, this appearance is given by her parents, and she can't be blamed. She can save herself, speak for herself, and prove that her heart is still beautiful. For the matter of extremely disliking his appearance just now, Han Zhen felt a little guilty in his heart.
Lin Shanying was a little puzzled and said to Lin Shanyu: "Sister, I really don't understand, why do you maintain this kid so much, could it be that you see him handsome and like him?" Lin Shanyu quickly put Han Zhen down and said: "No, I am a person with a husband, how can I like other men indiscriminately." ”
Lin Shanying said: "Actually, it doesn't matter, this kid is young and handsome, I don't know how many times stronger than the second child." If you want to like him, just say it, let's not want the second child, just want him. Although your appearance is not as good as that of ordinary women, what does it matter, I prefer your husband to be a handsome little brother, and everyone envies you. ”
Han Zhen thought that if he was to be the husband of this Lin Shanyu, he would rather jump into the sea and drown.
Lin Shanyu was a little shy by what Lin Shanying said, lowered his head slightly and said: "Brother, what are you talking nonsense here, you see Cai Cai is not happy, he is so good, how can I be willing to leave him." ”
Lin Shanying said angrily and disdainfully: "I'm sorry, just that second child, do you think he is a good thing, he scolded you for being a black pig at that time, very vicious." You don't have to leave him, you can kick him whenever you want, and he doesn't dare to blame you for your brotherhood with me. ”
Who knew Lin Shanyu said: "Brother, in fact, what Cai Cai said is right, I originally looked like a black pig, and some people used to say that I was like a crippled wild boar, and I was used to hearing these words, Cai Cai was just talking and playing with me." ”