040 fairy couple
Ji Danhuang didn't come up in one breath, he was choked directly, and the whole person was stupid. The reason for this result was first because he didn't expect this person to be a man at all, and secondly, because the moment he saw the man's face, he suddenly felt very familiar. It seems, where have I ever seen him.
Where is it?
After being stunned for a minute, Ji Danhuang came to his senses: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I saw that your hair was so long, I thought it was ......."
"Do you think I'm a woman?" the man smiled lightly and stretched, "It's okay, don't blame those who don't know." ”
The beautiful woman in red sitting next to the man looked at Ji Danhuang, then at the man in black, covered her lips and chuckled: "This classmate, but you want us to move our position?"
Ji Danhuang scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, and said in a low voice Xie sat down. It's really embarrassing to have such a big mess on the first day of class! Fortunately, this scene was not seen by Tang Yuzhu.
Seeing that there were still more than ten minutes before class, Tang Yuzhu hadn't come yet, Ji Danhuang took out the textbook and planned to take a look at it first. This is not for preview, but to leave a good impression on a beautiful student like Tang Yuzhu who loves to learn.
"Ji Danhuang, is this your name?"
Hearing the words of the man in black beside him, Ji Danhuang turned his head to look at the man in black in surprise. For a long time, people who saw his name for the first time would pronounce it as "Ji Danhuang", and because of this, he had the nickname "egg yolk". And this man in black actually pronounced "Ji Shanhuang" very correctly!
Ji Danhuang suddenly felt that he had met a bosom friend, and he was very excited: "How do you know that the word should be pronounced 'shan' instead of 'dan'?"
The man in black smiled, "It's just intuition." ”
"Good intuition!" Ji Danhuang couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "Believe it or not, when the teacher comes to roll call, he will definitely mispronounce my name." ”
The man in black nodded: "Letter." There are a lot of polyphonic words in Chinese men, and it is common to be mispronounced. What's more, the word 'shan' in your name is only used in surnames and place names, and it is normal for ordinary people to only think of the sound of 'dan' when they see it. ”
Ji Danhuang thought about it, it is estimated that most people still don't know that "single" is a polyphonic word!
"By the way," Ji Danhuang closed the book and simply chatted with the man in black, "What's your name?"
"Me?" the man in black raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth hooked an evil arc, "My surname is Ji, Ji Hongguang." ”
"Huh?"
Ji Danhuang was stunned for a moment. Ji Hongguang: This name is so familiar! Vaguely, I always feel that the person with this name should be a big person.
Is it the son of the chairman of a large company? Or is it an actor or singer who has not yet become popular?
Ji Hongguang leaned back and gently hugged the woman in red beside him: "This is my wife, Jiang Yushang." ”
"Huh, wife?" Ji Danhuang's eyes suddenly widened, and then he reacted, "Oh, you are boyfriend and girlfriend!"
Haha, how can a freshman get married!
Jiang Yushang smiled and shook her head: "No, it's not a boyfriend and a girlfriend, it's a husband and wife, a husband and wife in the real sense." We're married. ”
"Cheng ...... Married?"
Ji Danhuang only felt that his head seemed to be a little insufficient. Got married in their freshman year? This is too avant-garde! Emotionally, this couple rushed to get a marriage certificate after taking the college entrance examination? Have they reached the legal age of marriage? What kind of trouble is the word "marriage" that is very crossed? Are these two goods from ancient times? Have they also experienced the "Anshi Rebellion" of the 14 years of the Tang Dynasty!
It's messy...... It's completely messy......
Ji Danhuang laughed embarrassedly "hehe" twice: "That...... Congratulations, happy newlyweds, do you have children now, or do you have to wait another two years?"
I just started college, so I don't think I have any children. Taking children to school, it is tiring to think about it, and it is estimated that this child student couple has no plans to have children for the time being.
However, what Ji Danhuang didn't expect was that Jiang Yusheng's face turned red and said with a low smile: "Child...... There are already there. My husband and I came here to study, and it was not suitable for us to bring our children with us, so we are now fostered by friends. ”
The child already has a ...... The Son already has a ...... There is already a ...... There is a ...... Pregnant...... Finish......
Ji Danhuang was petrified in an instant. This...... How strange are these two people! They even gave birth to children! Could it be that they are married to their sons? They are so avant-garde and avant-garde......
Pulling the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, Ji Danhuang barely kept a smile: "That...... Congratulations, congratulations, boy or girl?"
Jiang Yushang smiled: "It's a dragon and phoenix fetus." ”
"Huh?"
Ji Danhuang's mouth opened wider, and his chin almost didn't dislocate!
Not only do these two have children, but they are also dragon and phoenix fetuses! Emma's life is so fulfilling! What a fairy couple!
Thinking that he has been single for 19 years, and he is not only married, but also has children, and he is also a dragon and phoenix fetus, Ji Danhuang is suddenly not calm. is also a new freshman student, everyone has achieved positive results, and he is still suffering in bitter love, when will he be able to achieve positive results with Tang Yuzhu?
Just thinking about it, Tang Yuzhu, who was dressed in a short white sportswear, hurriedly ran in, and when he saw that there was a vacant seat next to Ji Danhuang, he ran over and sat down: "Hey!
Hearing Tang Yuzhu's voice, Ji Danhuang suddenly became energetic: "Hey! you're also early!"
Tang Yuzhu wiped the sweat on his forehead and bit the bun in a big bite: "I got up late this morning, I didn't have time to cook, and I didn't eat the chicken wings I bought last night." Xu felt that the taste of the buns was too bad, frowned slightly, threw the buns aside, grabbed the eight-treasure porridge and drank it.
Ji Danhuang said: "Are you late, I wanted to ask you to come to class at seven o'clock, but you didn't seem to be there!"
"Oh, I'm out for a workout. Tang Yuzhu sucked the eight-treasure porridge with relish, "I have to go out to exercise for more than an hour every morning and evening, otherwise my kung fu will regress." I usually wake up at five o'clock, but today I slept until six o'clock, and I didn't have time to cook. ”
"Uh...... That's ......."
Ji Danhuang was ashamed. When people get up early and go out to exercise, he is still asleep! No, he will have to get up early tomorrow to practice.
After saying a few words, the class bell rang, and the two opened the book to listen attentively, but they didn't notice that there were two pairs of eyes around them, and they had been paying attention to Tang Yuzhu.
Ji Hongguang and Jiang Yushang retracted their gazes, glanced at each other, and frowned slightly.