Chapter 60: An Overview of Anecdotes
After paying an extra 1,000 yuan, Li Sheng's family installed the net on the same day, and browsed at will, Li Sheng suddenly saw a non-governmental organization -- Donkey Xing Tianwen, based on the principle of what was said in each book, spontaneously filmed a video of domestic and foreign anecdotes, and gave his own views and evaluations.
"This is the Acropolis of Greece, and around this time last year, a body was found out of the sea, and anyone who watched our show should remember. The corpse was dressed in ancient clothing, with tattered clothes and scars from sharp blades. At the time, the corpse caused a sensation, because according to isotope measurements, he was at least 10,000 years old, but it was well preserved, and his flesh and blood had not dried up. The Greeks agreed that the body of one of the Greek gods was at this time, and after nearly a year of many protests, demonstrations, and armed conflicts, the Greek government finally gave in to the will of the people and decided to place the body in Artemis on the Acropolis. Artemis is the goddess of the moon and the hunt in Greek mythology, and this was originally the place where the goddess Artemis was enshrined, and there are also the remains of a square earthen platform on the left. The dead bodies are displayed there. Now, because of the display of this dead body, the number of tourists on the Acropolis has increased several times, and everyone who has seen the dead body feels that they have received the baptism of holy light, and their body is great, and the food is delicious! Do you also have the urge to go to Greece? Please call this number......
"In the last year, the Christian statue of Our Lady has been wept and sometimes bloody, and has been the case with thousands of statues. Once again, Christians are excited, with tens of millions of new Christians added. Christendom's position as the number one religion in the world is hard to shake. However, some experts pointed out that the so-called tears of the Virgin Mary are nothing more than simple physical and chemical phenomena. First of all, tears are the condensation of water vapor when it meets heat, and the statue of Our Lady was made with the problem of water accumulation in mind, so all the water will gather in the eye socket of the Virgin. This shows the sinister and far-sighted nature of Christianity. Speaking of blood, it is actually rust inside the eyes of the Virgin Mary, and the rust that flows out. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. We are porters of speech and do not accept any responsibility. ”
"Last time we reported on the strange incident of Chen's body with barbed wire. This time things have finally come to an end. Chen was stupid and didn't find out that we had installed a pinhole camera in his house. Please watch this video, Chen is holding a wire and pricking it in his stomach in pain. If you look at his face, it must have been drunk, and the wine strengthened the bears' guts. Look at his belly, it's all bleeding. In order to become famous, even self-harm is used, which is really not cost-effective. We hope that everyone will take this as a warning and not do such stupid things. ”
"Scientists have refuted rumors about the rotation of the stone statues on Easter Island. After research, scientists believe that this is definitely a deliberate act by the islanders in order to increase tourism income. Because in the nearly a year that scientists have lived on the island, there has been no such thing as a stone statue turning. In this regard, the relevant departments have made severe criticisms and warnings to the residents of the island, confiscated fifty percent of the tourism income, and made a damage appraisal on the rotating stone statue, and found that the damage was serious, greatly destroying the classical and artistic beauty of the stone statue. A fine of $1,000 was imposed, and a major demerit was recorded. If it happens again in the future, the original people will be expelled. Easter Island resident applications are now open on a first-come, first-served basis. ”
"Recently, indigenous Africans reported to the police that the number of wild boars had skyrocketed in the past year, which had seriously threatened the safety of carnivorous animals such as lions and cheetahs. Organized group beatings of lions and cheetahs often occur. Look at this wild boar, the big tooth in his mouth has evolved into canine teeth, which is the result of eating meat regularly. Let's take a look at the picture of this group of wild boars hunting lions, how skillful their actions are, how tacit they cooperate, one of the wild boars even grabbed the key point, and one hit the lion's eggs, you see this lion, how painful it is, it grows its mouth, but it can't make a sound. It was clear that his eggs might have been broken. Bison and zebras are expelled, and species migrate rapidly. It's been a long time since the indigenous people have eaten meat other than wild boar. Wildlife conservation groups have launched an investigation and found that wild boars are starting to advance from the west coast of Africa. At present, the conservation organization has expanded its personnel and carried out special rectification activities for the hunting of wild boars. As to why the wild boar's IQ mutated, we consulted relevant experts. Experts say that wild boars in a certain area may have evolved their IQ over a long period of evolution, and that further research is needed on how to do so. But according to local residents, it is likely that humans and pigs have offspring, which has increased the IQ of wild boars. We can't comment on this kind of heavy taste speculation for the time being. Stay tuned for follow-up coverage. Don't forget to subscribe!!"
"There has been an update on the matter of carrying the coffin. Let's first review the matter of carrying a coffin. On June 25, when someone was walking on a donkey in the mountains and forests of Jiangxi, he saw someone walking in the mountains and forests with a coffin on his back. At that time, the reporter found the eyewitness for the first time. I was walking forward with my bag on my back when I saw a man coming out from behind a tree. The man had a pale face, wore a tattered dress, carried a black coffin, and did not turn his eyes, and walked one after another, not at all coordinated. I took a closer look, and it turned out that there was another person behind the man, who walked without making a sound at all, and was wearing our kind of clothes. He didn't look at me, he just walked straight on. It was getting dark, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to say a word. The two of them didn't pay any attention to me, except for the sound of walking. Our reporter visited the neighborhood at that time and left contact information, and now someone has contacted us. Hello Ms. Zhang, did you say that you know the person who carried the coffin? Of course, my relationship with him is unreasonable and messy. That's not an ordinary person, it's a rich boy, and when he fell in love with me, he proposed to my father. Do you know what the coffin is made of? It's ebony, and it's full of money. It's all because I'm so beautiful, and my son-in-law rushes to my house when it's dark. Sometimes the person you thought you would be by your side all your life may suddenly disappear, and you won't even have time to hug it. Three years, time flies. No matter what the outside world thinks. You want to be happy! The on-site interview materials are broadcast here for everyone, this woman's face is not blue, this kind of thing is used to stir up, do you want to dedicate your mother to it. ”
Li Sheng watched it all day in one go, except for the Greek corpse, which seemed to be a real accident, the rest were a little nonsense.