Outside the city, at night, in a place that feels both comfortable and quiet, there is a woman and a man who are tryst, the female monkey is chirping, the man's hair is combed strangely, the left side is high, and a tip is left, and the right side is made into a puff, how to look like a chicken lying on his head to nest and hatch eggs. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The young man and the big girl have chosen this place in unison, and this place is indeed suitable for shy lovers in love, and it is easy to fall in love here.

The eldest girl grinned at this time, "If my father knew that you had abducted me here, he would have broken your leg." ”

The young man laughed sharply, "Then you are not willing to do it yourself, otherwise what is the use of me pulling hard." ”

"That person didn't come with you because he was anxious and felt sorry for you, the fault can't be mine. The eldest girl was slightly angry at this time.

The young man immediately became anxious, "Okay, okay, my little Tongtong, it's all your Brother Jian Ming." ”

"Then you know you're wrong?" the big girl grinned again, "how do you think I can punish you?"

"That's it. As he spoke, Jian Ming took advantage of Xiao Tongtong's defenselessness and kissed her heavily on her left cheek.

"You ......" Xiao Tongtong was so ashamed that she didn't know how to say the following words, her face was flushed, and she raised her hand to fight.

But Jian Ming held his hand, "Tongtong, don't you know my heart, do you want me to dig it out and show you?"

"Yes...... But we still ...... Not yet...... There is no ......"

"So what's the matter? as long as we're sincere, nothing else matters, let's ......" He couldn't say any more, but he could do it, and he began to get fussy.

That little Tongtong's face is flushed, and he is half-pushed.

Just when the man and woman were intoxicated, they suddenly realized that the night was thicker, and in fact, there was a large shadow.

"Isn't it immoral for two people to do husband and wife before they get married?"

Xiao Tongtong immediately said "ah", and hid behind Jian Ming in shame and shock, and peeked at the person who spoke was a rare big fat man in the world, with a pig's head face, fierce and vicious, as if he was going to eat people, and his eyes were still staring at him.

Jian Ming was furious at this time, and said angrily: "Where did the dead fat man come from, he disturbed Lao Tzu's good deeds, and you are looking for death." ”

The big fat man laughed angrily, "It's quite horizontal, I'm just here to die, what's the matter?"

"What's the matter? Then Lao Tzu will give you a ride. ”

Jian Ming said that his feet moved, a "chicken kick", both feet kicked forward at the same time, and he was expected to be able to make a big heel for this big fat man, but although his feet were really kicked on someone's stomach, he finally fell his ass to hurt, but Jian Ming was not convinced, jumped up from the ground, and made a false move at the big fat man's face, and then turned his body and went to the back of the big fat man to attack.

He heard his teacher say that if the martial arts are not as high as those in the fight with the fat man, he will fight, and the fat man is not flexible, and the fight can consume a lot of the fat man's physical strength.

But the big fat man didn't play in a big circle with him, you turned yours, and the big fat man stood in the center of the circle.

And Jian Ming can only attack from behind, and there is no other way, don't even think about attacking people from the front and sides, you can only blindly start from behind people, the back of the head, the back of the neck, the back of the shoulders, the back of the armpits, the back, the back of the waist, the back of the popliteal, even the heels and such places, as long as he turns to the back, he will not let go, but people can take his tricks with a wave of his palm back, and after a while, it will consume his strength, and when he notices it, he hurriedly stops, and finally retains some physical strength for himself.

But you can't lose face in front of your lover, and you have to hold on, "I'm at a loss to beat you with my physique." Do you dare to compare the subtlety of the tricks with me without too much effort?"

The big fat man smiled and said nothing.

Jian Ming didn't care whether people didn't say it or not, he stepped forward and made a move to "Chicken Mouth Cow Queen" in "Golden Rooster Boxing", and found all the five fingers of his right hand, if he could use it, it would be very powerful, but unfortunately he hadn't practiced it yet.

The big fat man's shot was not fast, but he grabbed the "chicken mouth" at once, and then threw it out, making Jian Ming stagger out a few steps.

Just when Jian Ming attacked the big fat man with another "chicken crane and broken rice" with more and less reality, Xiao Tongtong over there had already passed ten moves with a man with an axle who was not too tall but very strong and his skin looked like rhinoceros skin.

The axle man didn't expect that Xiao Tongtong's "Mountaineering Monkey Boxing" still made it look good.

"Niu'er, what's so good about that hairy young man, it's not a waste. How about Lehe and Lehe with you, Uncle Cai?" The axle man teased while playing, making Xiao Tongtong's face even more angry.

"Put your mother's belly button in the circle. Go with your mother's joy and happiness. "Hey, it's shameless to give you face, and you dare to scold your grandma, you wait, Uncle Cai has to tear your mouth." "One-style" rhinoceros worship the moon", the axle man went around the back to attack Xiao Tongtong, don't look at the style is simple, but Xiao Tongtong's "Mountaineering Monkey Boxing" in the powerful move "Monkey King" failed to catch all of them, and his shoulder was swept away, and it hurt a lot.

She viciously returned the trick "three to four at dusk", a total of seven kills, three hits, four sweeps, but it only hit the axle man's chest so-so.

The big fat man here was still playing with Jian Ming, and when he saw the axle man and Xiao Tongtong over there, he felt that it was boring to do it with Jian Ming, so he shouted: "Duanmu, you play with him." Then, he took the trick that Jian Ming had just sent to the side, and a short, concise and rat-eyed man took it.

Jian Ming was teased by the big fat man, and he was having a belly full of anger, and when he saw that he was a short man in front of him, he said in his heart: I am not an opponent of the big fat man, and if I can't beat a little man, I will really become a waste. Thinking of this, he made a move to "report the dawn of the golden rooster", and hit the top of the wooden chin with his head.

But this time it was changed to Duanmu Youdou fighting him, after dodging this move, he circled around him like a big mouse, so that he couldn't catch anything, and gradually felt that the world was spinning, even if he retracted his eyes, but his eyes didn't seem to obey the call at this time, and followed Duanmu in circles, and he fainted first without anyone making any tricks.

After he fell to the ground, Duanmu walked in front of him, and the tips of his shoes were about to touch the tip of his nose, "Young man, next time I have a tryst with the eldest girl, I have to look for Fang Qian left and right thoroughly, or you will see how much trouble will be delayed." Duanmu lowered his head and said to Jian.

Over there, the axle man had already taken Xiao Tongtong who had been pointed out in his arms before the big fat man came close, but before he could be light, the big fat man arrived.

"What are you doing?" the axle man dragged Xiao Tongtong behind him, "Are you hungry?" ”

"What? When you've had enough, can you still eat it? Give her to me. Let's not hurt the harmony. "What about my own people? My brother still settles the account, I just don't give it, I have the ability to eat it with your Uncle Cai." "Hey, you forced me to do this, bring it. ”

As he spoke, the big fat man stretched out his hands behind him.

"I have the ability to take it. "The axle man made the first move, straight to the throat of the big fat man.

The big fat man blocked it with his hand, it seemed that he was really in a hurry, and the big meat hand ran to the front door of the axle man to grab it, and said, "I pulled out your rhinoceros horn." ”

"That's good for you. The axle man suddenly became easy to speak, his head was hidden, and Xiao Tongtong was sent over, and when he was about to be sent to the big fat man, he suddenly became difficult, and used Xiao Tongtong's head to put the big fat man's eyes on it.

"Okay, your surname is Cai. The big fat man who dodged this said angrily, and the palm of the big steamed bun grabbed the axle man again.

The axle man simply used Xiao Tongtong in his hand as a weapon, and shouted in his mouth when he danced: "Give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you." Every time you say "to you", you will send a move, and you will attack five times in a row, forcing the big fat man out of the circle.

The big fat man also howled like a pig, and almost frantically pounced again.

"You two brutes!" a confident voice scolded, "let her go!"

The figure flickered, and there was a white young man, thin and a little thin, and relatively short, but unusually strong, the whole person was square from the front, which made people very strong at first sight, and the weapon in his hand was a pair of big horseshoes, a big fat man, and a dozen axle men.

Duanmu didn't help anyone on the side, smiling, hugging his shoulders and looking lively.

"Shi Cihei, are you sick?" the axle man surnamed Cai called out to the young man with the horseshoe, "You actually turned your face with us for such a good thing, why don't you usually see how much you pity the jade." He hid as he spoke, which was more dangerous, not only did he have to avoid the horseshoe, but he also had to be careful with the big fat man.

"Shi Ci heir, you stay away, lest a certain family slaughter you by mistake and regret it. I don't know if he regrets it or Shi Ancestral Heir.

Anyway, Shi Ciji is a "deaf man slaughtering pigs", and if he didn't listen to his hum, a pair of big horseshoes struggled to force the big fat man away, and then turned around to save Xiao Tongtong.

The axle man still uses Xiao Tongtong as a weapon, which is more effective than dealing with the big fat man, and Shi Ci Hei doesn't want to hurt people in order to save people, so he is more afraid.

At this time, the big fat man attacked again, and spread out a pair of big meat hands to seize the weapons of Shi Ancestral Heir first.

Shi Ci Si really didn't want to fight with him, but it was impossible to save Xiao Tongtong in the hands of the axle man without forcing him away, a horseshoe ran to the big fat man at the same time, the right axle man attacked again, just wanted to use the horseshoe block, saw that it was Xiao Tongtong, immediately collected the weapon, had to use the lower abdomen to catch this, gritted his teeth in pain, continued to fight with the big fat man, and looked for an opportunity to save people.

But at this moment a man with a small head, a deflated mouth, a long neck, a round waist, short legs, and flat feet came, armed with a duckbill gun in his hand, and shouted in a male duck voice: "You two get out of the way." I'm here to enlighten him. "A gun was lit between two large horseshoes.

Shi Ci was busy locking the duckbill gun with dual weapons. But the body of the gun was pulled out with a soft twist, and then two shots were used to stab Shi Ci's shoulders. "Bang", "Bang" two sounds, the horseshoe set up a duckbill gun, and reversed it, but it turned out to be beaten by the duckbill gun, or someone else's first hand.

Then, Shi Ciji wanted to seize the opportunity, and raised two horseshoes and went straight to the past. The man seemed to stagger, but he quickly stepped back, and the thumb and index finger of his right hand pinched the end of the gun, but the duckbill gun was flat.

At this time, Shi Ciji could no longer attack, because the tip of the spear was against his Adam's apple.

Shi Cisi looked at the person with the duckbill gun in the night, and as soon as he let go, a pair of horseshoes fell to the ground, and suddenly, several small ponyshoes flew out of Shi Cisi's hands. "Ling", "Ling", "Ling", "Ling", "Ling", "

Although all of them were connected with the barrel of the gun a few times, the tip of the spear shaped like a duck's beak never left half an inch from the Adam's apple of Shi Ci's heir.

"I'm tired of asking you. What are we?" the male duck said humanely.

"We are beast soldiers. Shi Ciji looked at him and said.

"And what kind of hypocrite are you pretending to be?" ”

"What?" said the big fat man and the axle man angrily in unison, about to have a seizure.

At this time, Duanmu Yi shouted: "The second master is here." ”

Except for Jian Ming and Xiao Tongtong here, the five people who came after them were immediately solemn, stood up straight together and saluted the second master who came forward, and said in unison: "Second master." ”

At this time, a hunchbacked and black-faced man walked out of the shadows, holding a weapon hexagonal steel staff, followed by two people.

The person on the right is as strong as an ox and has a yellowish complexion.

On the left, a man with a sturdy face resembling a horse, with an iron saddle on his back and two iron chains connected to copper stirrups.

The second master didn't say anything like "no courtesy" to the five beast soldiers at this time, and said against a tree next to him that was not tall, short, thick or thin: "Old heart, you came early." "Could it be that he mistook the tree for a human because of his blindness?

But what's even more strange is that this tree is alive, and the two thicker branches are actually like people who have raised their arms for a long time, and they are stacked behind them, and the tree can still speak, "It didn't take long to come, and the second master didn't come too late." "Could it be that this tree has become a refinement? It can actually walk, and walk side by side with the second master in front of the beast soldiers.

At this time, Xiao Tongtong, who was placed on the ground and lit the acupoint, and Jian Ming, who had fainted on the ground and had been awake for most of the time, could not believe what they saw, but on the contrary, some of them were not worried about their safety, and they still thought that they had not woken up from a nightmare.

"The second master's 'beast soldiers' are really unusual. What kind of heroes are they?" called the "tree" of the "old heart".

"That big fat man is called Zhu Yuanyu, and he is called 'man-eating pig'. The axle man is called Cai Xiankong, nicknamed 'carnivorous rhinoceros'. That little man's name is Duanmu Xuan, nicknamed 'Inch Light Mouse', and he is my nephew, the third child of the 'Four Scourges in the World' under the Bone Erosion Sect. The male duck's voice is called Chongdan, and he is nicknamed 'turning the river'. The one who is serious is called Shi Ci Hei, and he is nicknamed 'Crossing the Gap Horse'. The second master said.

The "tree" of "Old Heart" smiled at this time, and said to the five people: "Do you have any regrets?"

"I regret eating fat. Zhu Yuanyu said immediately.

"I regret the horns on my nose. Cai Zhikong immediately followed.

"I regret how my mouth grew so shrunken. Xiao Chong said lightly.

"I regret my poor memory. Hey, what are we doing here?" Duanmu Yi teased, except for Jian Ming and Xiao Tongtong, there was one person who didn't laugh, that is, Shi Cihei, and he didn't say anything when the others finished laughing.

The second master smiled and said, "If I didn't infer it wrong, it was Zhongsun Tong, the daughter of the 'mistaken ape' Zhongsun Tuqi, who was lying on the ground. I've met that young man once, it's Jian Ming, the apprentice of 'Proud Sun Morning Official' Li Ge. Young people who can't control themselves will suffer a lot. Ancestral heir, you just caused infighting among the beast soldiers because of Zhongsun Tong. Do you think I will punish you or not?"

"The ancestral heir is willing to accept any punishment from the second master. "Okay, since you are for Zhong Sun Tong, then I will give you two choices, one is to kill her, and the other is that if you are reluctant to do it, I will ask for her, and I will also have an explanation with the other brothers of the beast soldiers." You choose, right?"

Shi Cisi didn't say a word, walked over and picked up Zhongsun Tong and walked to a darker place.

"Old heart, take a step to speak. How is the movement of Shaofu?" The second master and the "old heart" also left here.

The man with the iron saddle stepped forward at this time, and said lightly: "You bullied my nephew just now." ”

"He is too pedantic, and if he wants to be a beast soldier, he has to be enlightened. "Then I should be the one to enlighten you, it's your business. ”

Saying a trick of "five horses splitting the corpse", the five fingers of his left hand rushed to Chong Dan Tianling Gai to buckle it.

Xiao Chongdan's "Spring River Plumbing" in the "Duck Shaped Boxing" defused this attack.

The saddler man was even more angry, quickly took off the iron saddle from behind, and went to the area in his arms, and the two copper stirrups slapped one left and one right to the root of Xiao Chongdan's ears. Xiao Chong was not lazy, a duckbill gun was picked on both sides, and then stabbed straight into the palace.

"'Horse Face' Feng Shan, are you really here?"

Feng Shan didn't answer, held two copper stirrups in his right hand, hit the tip of the gun with an iron saddle, and then let go of one stirrup, rounded it and smashed it into the top of Xiao Chongdan's brain. As a result, he was swept away by the barrel of the duckbill gun, relying on the size of the long, Xiao Chong Dan retreated and advanced, the body retreated, the spear entered, and the wrist of the opponent holding the weapon. Feng Shanfu threw the stirrup wrist guard, one grew in, each holding a stirrup in each hand, and the saddle took the other's head.

"The surname Feng, do you have a grudge against my head?" Xiao Chong called out while dodging, turned the tail of the gun, and then swept Feng Shanfu's feet with a weapon.

Feng Shanfu jumped up, curled up with one leg and one foot stretched out in mid-air, and the tip of his toe touched the heart of Chongdan's head. Xiao Chong lightly "raised fire to burn the sky", and protected the top with a horizontal gun. Feng Shanfu put his toes on the barrel of the gun and retreated to the ground with strength.

Both of them stood firm with their stakes in their positions, and each looked at each other in a bright posture, and in a few moments the laughter of horses neighing and ducks rang out.

At this time, "Shu" and the second master came back, and the "old heart" was very inexplicable when he saw this, and asked the second master what was going on.

The second master smiled, "Originally, Lao Cai liked to play games to scare people, and later led all the beast soldiers to love to scare people, and in the end I also liked to play with them, but Shi Cihei, this kid doesn't like to play." Hey, where's Jian Ming?"

Jian Ming ran away by himself, because when he was fully awake, he bit his finger with his teeth, and the pain proved that it was not a dream, so he slipped away.

At this time, Shi Cihei also came back, his face seemed to have been scratched by a female monkey with three blood grooves, and it was obvious that Zhongsun Tong also left by himself.

When Jian Ming fell to the ground, the "chicken" on his head didn't know where to "fly", which reminded people of the often said "chickens and monkeys don't have their heads".

Do they regret it?

Duanmu Yi smiled "hehe" next to him, "Who is the real beast between us and them?"

"Buildable material. The second master nodded and "liked", "Stupid, okay, go and get them back for me, I want to train them myself." ”

The yellow-faced man and Feng Shanwei immediately said "yes", and received the order to look for it, without a moment's delay.

"Their father and teacher are well-known figures. "Old heart" reminded.

"So what?" the second master said disdainfully, "If you are an elder, you can't teach, so don't you let others discipline it on your behalf?"

After this scene, the place returned to peace, and the voices of two people could be heard in a more secluded part of the room.

"How did Mr. Si Kou know that there would be such a good show here?" "I have been paying attention to the men and women of the tryst for several days, and they were looking for a place in the city for a tryst, but I knew they couldn't find it. "So invisibly, they found this place for Master Si Kou to be both suitable for a tryst and a place to hide. But who are these people hiding here? ...... is that 'tree'?" "They may do something harmful to the Shao family, and I have to investigate it right now." "If you don't need to be here for the time being, then you won't disturb the arrest of Mr. Sikou. Now my hands are 'itching' tight, and I have to find someone with bad legs and feet, preferably on crutches. "Wait a minute, can you tell me the results of the autopsy of the 'old eagle' and the 'live bug' before you solve the 'itch'......"