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If you become an immortal, you can live forever.

It seems that all wishes can be made possible.

Do you want to do it?

It's just the most boring spit.

When cultivating immortals, you must be pure and have few desires, and when you become an immortal, you must cut off your love thread.

Who sets the bullshit rules?

But there are people who defend this bullshit rule.

She was held by the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor and used the sky to hook through the pipa bone.

The bright red blood stained through the cloud shirt, and it bit Sakura's lips painfully.

is embarrassed, but still looks good.

She didn't even have a name, just a white cat who had just gotten a human body.

She knelt in the corner of the hall, and Lei Gong slowly walked to His Highness.

When Lei Gong saw her, his eyes were full of pity, and when she saw Lei Gong, she smiled sweetly.

In the hall sat the queen mother, majestic and majestic.

obviously has a good appearance, but his face is as heavy as water.

Perhaps, not smiling is a trick that every emperor must learn.

"Master Thor, I treat you well in the heavenly court, but you have committed six major sins, do you admit it?"

How did you come up with six of them?

As a courtier, he can only bow his head and say lightly: "Whether it is six or sixty, it can only be left to fate." ”

The fall of the heavenly court, the light ones will be reduced to official positions, and the heavy ones will be killed by thunder, and most of them will be exiled to the world.

He said it calmly, and he didn't care if he waited.

Seeing that he was not convinced, he told him one by one.

"When it rains, you don't obey the immortal decree and slash an extra thunderbolt, which is the sin of resisting the decree. ”

Thunder fell in the palm of her hand to drive away the demons, but she was said to be a sin by the queen mother, let her be.

"If you bring a foreign object back to Heaven, it is a crime of deception. ”

It's just a dying white cat, and all the immortals in the heavenly court are gathered, but it can't tolerate half of its life.

"Although the foreign object has not entered the gate of heaven, you have built a private mansion outside, which is a crime of courtesy. ”

Two stone houses, a small courtyard, a mansion?

"You cut off your left hand and deceived Jun Gong into two resurrection pills, which is the crime of bullying immortals. ”

Jun Gong alchemy every day, thousands of grains were eaten by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and only two grains could be charged.

"You have trained a foreign object into a demon with your own hands, which is a sin of demonization. ”

It's just to save its life, let the immortal qi nourish it, and get a human body, but it is said to be a demon.

"It is a sin against heaven for you to fall in love with demons and do shameless things. ”

I don't know if it's in love.

Shameless? Now you are wearing a weak woman's pipa bone with a heavenly hook, who is the real shameless?

After saying the six cardinal sins one by one, Lei Gong nodded lightly and smiled faintly: "There is evidence, I have nothing to say." ”

"I have something to say!"

There was a coquettish voice in the corner of the hall, she was not allowed, and rushed to speak: "I was about to be bitten to death by a monster, he saved my life, what crime did he commit? The human body I got in the heavenly court, why am I a demon and not an immortal? I want to marry him, it's all your will, why should others agree?"

She asked three simple questions.

The six cardinal sins, under these three simple questions, seem to have become frame-struck.

Isn't it?

"The power of the heavenly court, how can you be wild?" the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor shouted and tightened the heavenly hook.

Blood splattered again, and the delicate woman screamed, trembling in pain, and fell to the ground.

In front of the queen mother's frame, even though Lei Gong had all the love in his heart, he didn't dare to move.

took a step forward and calmed down, and Lei Gong pleaded guilty himself: "The six major sins that my lord said were all committed by me, and I am willing to listen to them." ”

After the sin, Lei Gong sighed lightly, and interceded for the white cat: "She has just gone to heaven and doesn't understand the rules, my lord has compassion and will not embarrass her." ”

Such a smart person, if he is so smart, if he embarrass the white cat, isn't he saying that the Queen Mother is not merciful?

When the words fell, before the queen mother could reply, she heard her cry out a few times: "Why should we listen to others? We have done nothing wrong!"

"Demons are looking for death!"

The Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch was furious, the lady was accused by him, and she even disturbed the power of the heavenly court twice in a row, and if she didn't teach a lesson, wouldn't I be laughed at by the immortals for being incompetent?

In anger, he raised his hand and chopped.

This palm has the power of dispersing the soul, if it is a beautiful woman, everything will inevitably return to dust, and there will be no trace of her between heaven and earth.

but it was struck on thunder.

The thunder roared, hovering in the Heavenly Court Hall, like the roar of an ancient beast.

Lei Gong put away his thunder hand and smiled lightly at the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor: "Thank you for your mercy." ”

How dare he do it in the Heavenly Court!

Little Thor, don't do it yourself!

Because of the queen mother's presence, the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor was not good at attacking, so he endured his evil anger and said with a yin and yang voice: "Okay, I'll go to your Lei Gong's Mansion another day to ask for advice, let's have a good chat." ”

Sometime?

I'm afraid that I haven't changed my day, and if I admit the six major sins, I will have to be stabbed by Sendai.

The belief has been set, and the heart is sinking like water, Lei Gong explained his heart to the queen mother again: "After I die, may my lord release her." ”

"What did Lei Gong say? Why talk about life and death?" Taishang Laojun, who had not spoken for a long time, suddenly stepped forward, shook his head lightly at Lei Gong, laughed twice, and then joked: "Lei Gong cut off the hand of thunder, just to save a white cat, whether she is a demon or a fairy, this affection, even I, the old man, are a little moved." ”

Laughing, he stroked his beard, bowed his head lightly to the queen mother, and praised a few words: "Niangniang not only has compassion, but also great wisdom, fairies and demons fall in love, if you can survive the catastrophe, it is not a beautiful thing, and Xiangbi Niangniang also has a trade-off." ”

A few words from the prince saved the life of Lei Gong and the life of the white cat.

He said that Lei Gong was a lover, and if the queen mother asked Lei Gong about the capital crime again, wouldn't it be too indifferent?

After pondering, the Queen Mother ordered the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor to remove the Heavenly Hook and release the white cat.

The white cat was free, and regardless of the severe pain in his flesh and bones, he threw himself into Lei Gong's arms first.

Looking at the two embracing each other, the queen mother was also secretly moved.

Although he has the heart to fulfill, how can he let Lei Gong raise demons outside the gate of heaven and ignore them?

The Queen Mother whispered softly and said what she was thinking about: "I make a promise with you, if you can succeed, I will summon you back to Heaven, and then give the white cat the magic spring water, so that she can be demonized into an immortal." ”

She was moved by compassion, and couldn't help but make Lei Gong and the white cat happy.

In anticipation, the Queen Mother said lightly:

"I sealed the memory of the white cat, sent her into the mortal world, and cast her into a woman's body.

Lei Gong also wants to re-enter the mortal world and devote himself to becoming a white cat.

If the woman can still recognize the white cat as Lei Gong under such circumstances, you will both return to heaven and become immortals for the second time. ”

A mortal woman who does not have the memory of this time, will she recognize a white cat as Lei Gong?

It's not an agreement, it's a joke.

Joy was only momentary, and immediately turned into depression.

When the two were silent, the queen mother lowered her eyebrows and said softly: "If you can't, you will be punished with the same crimes, and you will turn into ashes." ”

One ending is a fairy couple, and the other ending is both turning to ashes.

It sounds beautiful and sad at the same time, but there is finally a similarity, fate tied together.

"The white cat has lived in my heavenly court for twenty-two days, and I will only give the woman twenty-two years old. ”

This was the last sentence of the agreement, and the Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and asked, "Will you accept this agreement?"

Is there a choice?

Lei Gong and her looked at each other and smiled, and went to the gate of the heavenly realm hand in hand outside the hall.