Chapter 34 Lectures

There is a courtyard on the mountainside behind the three-star cave of the slanting moon, with green trees, the fence is quaint, and it is very quiet. The Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info a thin stone paved road that leads to a house in the middle of the courtyard.

This is the place where the "preaching and karma" of the Sanxing Cave of the Oblique Moon is located, and the ordinary disciples of the Sanxing Cave have to listen to lectures here every time to learn all kinds of knowledge taught by the "immortal masters".

Early this morning, many ordinary disciples had already arrived here, and they were sitting on the futons in the courtyard room, quietly waiting for the arrival of the teacher.

Just as the disciples were waiting quietly, the wooden door in front of the courtyard was suddenly pushed open, and a thin figure fluttered in.

"Haha, Uncle Monkey came early this time, why did you come so early today?"

"Hehe, maybe Uncle Yun Peng came early this time to listen to Uncle Yunpeng's admonition, haha......"

When the disciples turned around and saw the figure running in in a hurry, they couldn't help but laugh.

Since the monkey was accepted into the Sanxing Cave by the patriarch Xu Bodhi, the monkey has been staying in the medicine garden of the Sanxing Cave for almost a year, and for more than a year, the monkey really feels quite depressed.

Except for guarding the medicine garden, weeding, and watering every day, the monkeys basically did not learn any skills.

Actually, it's not that monkeys are lazy and unwilling to learn, but that monkeys really don't want to learn those boring things. Every time they come here, the monkeys are completely trying to cope, and they don't have the slightest interest at all.

Divination, fortune-telling, stargazing, word measurement, and even medical skills to cure diseases and save people, these knowledge is simply immortal magic for the ordinary disciples of the three-star cave of the slanting moon, and they are simply indescribably happy to be able to learn a little bit of it.

But monkeys are different, these basic knowledge is simply chicken ribs for monkeys. What's more, monkeys have great ambitions.

To put it bluntly, the purpose of the monkey entering the three-star cave of the oblique moon is to change seventy-two times, to learn somersault clouds, where does it care about these useless "paths".

It is precisely because of this that in the past year, the monkey has basically learned nothing, learned nothing, and mastered any skills.

Therefore, over the past year, the monkey has basically become a joke in the eyes of ordinary disciples in the Sanxing Cave of the Inclined Moon.

Originally, a group of ordinary disciples in Sanxingdong saw that the monkey had become a disciple of the Bodhi Patriarch, and they thought that the monkey would do something, but the result was ......

It's no wonder that the monkey has become the laughing stock of the three-star cave of the slanting moon, and even because the Bodhi Patriarch ignores the monkey, the disciples are too lazy to respect this so-called uncle.

"Hmph...... Uncle Ben is lazy to worry about you, you think you are very remarkable, hehe, these ordinary things taught by Senior Brother Yunpeng can't get into my eyes at all...... Besides, what's the use of all this?"

In the face of the ridicule of the ordinary disciples, the monkey snorted twice, with a sneer on its face, it tilted its head, walked quickly to its futon, squatted on the futon, lay on the ground and began to nap.

"Haha, our Uncle Monkey is this virtue, haha......"

"Obviously, I have poor qualifications and can't learn anything, but I refuse to admit it. ”

"Haha, it's just a stupid, stupid monkey......"

For the "quibble" of monkeys, these ordinary disciples have long been commonplace, and they don't care, but laugh one by one, almost saying anything.

"Alas, it's really a lot of hard work for Uncle Yunpeng, but our Uncle Monkey, I just can't learn it, haha......"

One of the ordinary disciples who looked old shook his head and said with a soft sigh in his mouth, looking at the monkey's gaze with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel.

"Haha, but, every time we teach, we have a lively look, I don't know what kind of excitement it will be today, haha......"

Another young disciple, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and his clever eyes showed a smile.

The disciple hadn't finished speaking, but he saw a tall figure walk in gently at the gate of the courtyard.

"Hurry up, hurry up, Uncle Yunpeng is here, everyone hurry up and sit down...... Hurry up, silence, silence ......"

Suddenly, all the ordinary disciples sat on top of their futons with a bang, and they all sat upright, as if they were good students.

Seeing the tall figure walking in, the monkey couldn't help but feel a headache.

Speaking of which, the monkey himself didn't want to come here to listen to the class, but there was no way, Patriarch Xu Bodhi said that the monkey must participate in the lecture every three days.

However, the monkey really couldn't arouse the slightest interest in the homework taught, so in every class, the monkey was drowsy.

It is precisely because of this that the monkey has a deep conflict with its "teacher", especially its senior brother Yunpeng.

For more than a year, almost every class of the monkey has become the focus of Yun Peng's admonition, but the monkey is also fed up.

I saw Yun Peng's straight figure walking to the podium in the middle of the "class", and after glancing at all the disciples in the classroom with a majestic gaze, his gaze stayed in front of the monkey.

In an instant, Yun Peng's two sword eyebrows couldn't help but wrinkle. And the monkey also seemed to feel Senior Brother Yun Peng's gaze, and it couldn't help but feel a chill.

"Senior Brother Wukong, hehe, among these disciples, you are the highest, and it is still the old rule, you can recite the content of the last class today, this should not be a difficult thing for you, right?"

The nose snorted, and the instructor Yun Peng glanced at the monkey with half-squinted eyes and said so.

Suddenly, all the disciples present had smiles on their faces, and although they didn't make a sound, they all shrugged their shoulders, as if they were all holding back the urge to laugh.

"This ...... That one...... Senior brother, aren't you, aren't you embarrassing me, you know my memory, so what......"

With a head lowered, the monkey looks like "a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water".

"Hmph, it's really hard for you, you're still their uncle, as an uncle, shouldn't you be the first to set an example?

Staring at the monkey, Senior Brother Yun Peng suddenly lost his good face, as if he was about to explode.

"Haha, Uncle Monkey, just hurry up and recite it, haha!"

"Isn't it just ancient divination, pushing the star map on the back of the turtle, what's so difficult about this, Uncle Monkey, with your ingenuity, you should be able to do it easily, right?"

"Yes, Uncle Monkey, you can recite it quickly, after the recitation, we are still waiting for Uncle Yunpeng to teach us new things, don't delay our time." ”

"Yes, yes, Uncle Monkey, hurry up and recite it......"

At this moment, a group of ordinary disciples began to crowd the monkeys again.

"This ...... What's that, Senior Brother, my Senior Brother Yunpeng, forget that, that, I'm ......"

Staring at Yun Peng, who gradually had an angry look on his face, the monkey's speech became slurred.

"Alas, Uncle Monkey, it's still the old rules, you can do it yourself, don't delay our study. ”

Some disciples couldn't help but shout with such a playful smile.

"Yes, yes, Uncle Monkey, simply, you can be conscious. ”

"yes......"

A group of ordinary disciples began to make a noise.

Seeing that the face of the "teacher" Yun Peng was getting more and more ugly, the monkey suddenly jumped up, ran behind the courtyard gate in a puff of smoke, stood upright behind the door, lowered its monkey head, and said nothing.

"Haha, our monkey uncle has "punished the station" again...... Haha!"

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter in the classroom......