Chapter 40: There is no cave
The hare laughed, "If you want to come in, you have to admit that you are afraid of me." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Duan Hongyu said: "Is there such a joke?"
The hare said, "Then I don't care, if you don't admit that you're afraid of me, don't think about going into the hole, go back obediently at once." ”
Duan Hongyu said in his heart: "Can I still go back?" In desperation, he had to say: "I'm afraid of you, let me go into the cave!"
The hare said: "You don't seem to be telling the truth, you say you're afraid of me, and you're scolding me in your heart, aren't you?"
Duan Hongyu said: "I'm sincere. ”
The hare said: "It's not good to be sincere, you have to say it more formally, then make a count, you just say, Duan Hongyu is afraid of the hare girl from now on, don't go against her again, listen to her everything." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "This is too much!"
The hare said, "I don't care. If you want to come in, you have to say, or you go down. ”
Duan Hongyu thought that it was important to save his life, so he said: "Duan Hongyu will be afraid of the hare girl from now on, and he will not go against her again, and he will listen to her in everything." ”
The hare said, "I can't hear you, you speak louder." ”
Duan Hongyu had to raise his voice and say it again.
The hare was still not satisfied, and finally Duan Hongyu shouted almost hoarsely before she was satisfied. Duan Hongyu said: "Wild girl, should I be allowed in now?"
The hare said angrily: "I declare to you, first, I am called a hare, not a wild girl. Second, you just say that you are afraid that I can't do it, and you have to promise me three conditions. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "You can talk about the three conditions quickly, I can't hold on." ”
The hare said: "This first one is that you are not allowed to pay attention to Xiaoyu's little girl from now on." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Where did Miss Ji provoke you? When you weren't there, people praised you, why are you so unlucky?"
The hare said: "I don't care, I just ask you if you agree?"
Duan Hongyu said in his heart: "Miss Ji and I may never meet again in this life, so it doesn't matter if I promise you." Then he said, "Okay, I promise you that you will not care about the girl in the future." ”
The hare was very satisfied, and said, "The second rule is that you must not be tempted when you see a beautiful girl." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "This one is really unreasonable, and I can't control it myself." ”
The hare said, "What's so uncontrollable about that? No matter how well she treats you, you just ignore her and don't look at her?"
Duan Hongyu was already a little difficult to hold on at this time, and he couldn't care so much, so he said loudly: "Okay, I promise you." No matter how beautiful a girl is, I'm not impressed. The third is what's the hurry up, I'm going to fall. ”
The hare wanted to speak, but her little face turned red, and she swallowed back what she wanted to say, and said, "I'll talk about the third one, you can come in first!" She let go of Duan Hongyu's hand and retreated inside.
Duan Hongyu pulled the wrench hard, wanting to go in, but he couldn't get in. It turned out that this hole was reserved for himself by the hare, and it was very cramped, Duan Hongyu was bigger than the hare's body, and he couldn't get in at all. His heart was cold, and he said secretly: "It's over." I knew that it was a death, so it was better not to agree to her so many conditions, but I don't know if her three conditions would not count when they reached the Netherworld. ”
The hare was also anxious, and tried his best to pull Duan Hongyu. The two of them exerted force at the same time, Duan Hongyu finally fell into the hole with great difficulty, the hare couldn't dodge, and was pressed under Duan Hongyu, and the two were already rolling together.
Duan Hongyu jumped up and said, "Wild girl, are you okay!"
The hare jumped up and said angrily: "How many times have I said it, I don't call it a wild girl, why do you still call it?"
Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "I want to call you a hare girl, because this sentence is too long, I call you a wild girl, this is the abbreviation." ”
The hare said, "That's not good, if you call again, I'll ignore you." ”
Duan Hongyu was calculated by her just now, and she was angry with her, so she hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't call it." ”
Only then did the hare turn his anger into joy, and when he thought of the two hugging each other just now, his little face turned red, and he turned around and said, "You come here with me." ”
Only then did Duan Hongyu realize that it was actually a big room, and it was like a small window. In the stone room, tables, chairs, bedboards and other daily necessities are readily available, and it is really a quiet and hidden nest. Looking out the window, the mountains are towering, the birds are flying, and the clouds are in front of you, which is really beautiful.
At this time, the mountain wind was too strong, and the hare brought a boulder and blocked the entrance to the cave.
Duan Hongyu said: "Who has such a great ability to build this cave on the cliff?"
The hare said proudly: "Of course I built it myself?
Duan Hongyu felt that she was bragging, and thought that it would be impossible to dig a cave on this cliff with my martial arts, let alone her, so he said: "I don't believe that you have such great ability." ”
The hare said, "I don't believe you came here with me." She pulled Duan Hongyu and twisted open a door inside, only to see that there was a long corridor outside, about two feet wide and more than one meter high. The hare just passed, but Duan Hongyu had no choice but to move forward.
I walked a long way until I reached the end, and there were many forks in the road. There was a small shovel and a small pickaxe at the end, which was really used by women, Duan Hongyu believed it, and said: "I don't understand, how did you dig that hole out of the cliff? This is difficult for today's top martial arts masters to do, with your ability, I really can't believe it." ”
The hare gave him a sneering and said, "You are so stupid, do you have to start work on the cliff? Wouldn't it be better for you to dig a passage next to it, and then block the passage that you had dug up after digging a cavern and opening the window?"
Duan Hongyu suddenly realized this and asked, "This is a big project, where did you dig it from, and how did you hide it from your brother?"
The hare said, "I can't tell you, it's my big secret." ”
Duan Hongyu said secretly: "Isn't it enough that you dug out that cave, what else are you digging up?"
The hare said, "My brother is too cunning, and it's getting bigger and bigger here." I have to dig a few more holes, I can go anywhere, and even if they come in, it's like they're in a labyrinth, and they can't find me at all. ”
Duan Hongyu secretly admired it, thinking that even a man himself might not have this perseverance. smiled: "Your name is a hare, and if you do this, you can really call it a cunning rabbit." ”
The hare heard others praise him like this for the first time, and his heart was sweet. Suddenly, he said: "This cave doesn't have a name yet, I haven't thought about it for a long time, you can help me choose a name!"
Duan Hongyu thought for a moment and said, "This is called 'Pavilion Cave'!"
The hare said angrily, "Guanwa Palace is a palace built by Wu Wangfu for Xi Shi, you think I don't know." I don't want to be a favorite concubine, I have my own hands. If you are unreasonable, I will ignore you. ”
Duan Hongyu thought for a moment and said: "If it's too vulgar to call it 'Ethereal Residence', 'Xiaoyao Cave', 'Listening to Yuxuan' and the like, in my opinion, it's called 'Hetoad Pavilion'!"
When the hare heard this, he became angry: "You have been thinking for a long time to come up with such a name, isn't that toad a toad? ”
Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "You don't understand this, you don't understand this, you are a friend, a toad is the moon, and the word 'and toad' means knowing and knowing each other, and the beauty of its artistic conception is a hundred times stronger than the previous three." ”
The hare didn't hear it good, but he thought that Duan Hongyu took it, his talent was higher than himself, and even if it wasn't good, it wouldn't be too bad, so he said: "Then it's up to you, and Toad Pavilion will be with Toad Pavilion!"