Chapter 6 Sound Transmission Rope
Yiyun put on a set of silver-white fish scale armor, hung a large shield on the front chest and back, and inserted five long swords in a fan shape on his back, and his belt was full of purple gold gourds, demon collection pots, and a bunch of things such as the Sleepy Monster Jade Pure Bottle.
Xubai Zeyuan looked at Yiyun with open eyes.
"This should save your life, right?" Yiyun pondered for a moment, and then picked up a big knife on the ground under the stunned gaze of Xu Baize.
"Yes. Xubai Zeran replied: "But ......"
"No, however, the most important thing is to save your life. Yiyun breathed a sigh of relief, and wanted to take a step forward, but the heavy armor, shield, and long sword on his body were pressed, and the whole person suddenly fell to the ground like a mountain of weapons.
"What I want to say is, with these hundreds of pounds of things, can you still walk?" Xubai Ze looked at Yiyun who fell to the ground, and said with some schadenfreude.
When he brought those things, Yiyun just wanted to save his life, and he didn't realize how heavy those armor and shields were, and after falling to the ground and bruising his nose and face, he screamed on the ground, especially when he was caught by the big shields weighing dozens of catties on both sides, and suddenly he was like a turtle king who was overturned to the ground, and he couldn't get up no matter how he struggled.
After Xu Baize finally helped Yiyun untie those things, he was on the edge of fear of greed for life and fear of death, looking at those bulky magic weapons and not knowing what to do at all.
"As a cultivator, cultivation is completely proportional to physical fitness, and a guy like you at the first level of the purple rank must be powerless. Well, I guess you'll be able to bring this with you. Xu Baize took a peachwood sword and threw it into Yiyun's hand.
"Actually, as far as life preservation is concerned, a quick escape is much more effective than these heavy protections. Xubai Ze threw a set of apricot-colored Taoist robes to Yiyun: "These magic weapons are still quite expensive, if they are really destroyed by those monsters, the losses are all our own, this robe peach wood sword is also a sharp weapon for catching monsters." ”
"Dao robe peach wood sword!" Yi Yun shouted and muttered: "Master Xu, you are here to enter the novice village to receive the gift bag! This robe looks dirty, how long has it not been washed? This peach wood sword is still full of moth-eaten holes. Wet and wet, are you sure it's okay?"
Xubai Ze glanced at Yiyun: "I'm doing this for your good." ”
"Didn't you just recommend that I wear this snow-white armor and take that five-foot long sword?" Yiyun glanced at the ground: "By the way, there is also that gourd!"
Thinking about the inconsistencies in Xubai Ze's words, Yiyun put on an expression as strict as possible in an attitude of being responsible for himself: "Xuda Dashi, I don't know much about this, don't lie to me!"
"You still don't believe me?" Xu Baize put on a very trustworthy look, and poked that obscene face in front of Yiyun.
"Hmm. Yiyun nodded, this obscene face, this pretended demeanor, no matter how you look at it, you are cheating yourself.
"You don't believe me!" Xu Baize suddenly exclaimed.
Yiyun quickly shook his head.
"That's it, now it's under one roof, I can still pit you. Xu Baize patted Yiyun's shoulder, and reached out to take a gourd: "But I really almost forgot about it, this gourd must be brought, although it is estimated that you will be killed if you meet a monster...... Oh...... No, I caught it when I met a monster, and I still have to bring this gourd. ”
"When you meet a monster, you will be ......" Yiyun's face turned white.
"When you meet a youkai, you will be caught. Xu Baize handed the gourd to Yiyun, looking at the dead man with a complete look, as if he regretted that this gourd was about to be brought back, and reached out and patted Yiyun's shoulder: "Come on, I will talk to Jia Nan in advance and let her bring the gourd back." ”
Glanced at Xubai Ze tangledly, this obscene middle-aged damp, that kind of expression did not hide such a look at all: Once you meet a monster, Yiyun will definitely hang.
"Then what am I doing now?" Holding the dirty, slightly smelly apricot robe and the insect-eaten peachwood sword, Yiyun looked at Xubai Ze helplessly.
"The cultivation of the monsters that haunt during the day is too high, so Mr. Shan's meaning is to let you follow Ling Jiannan to capture some monsters that haunt at night, so you can familiarize yourself with them first. After Xu Baize finished speaking, he put a bracelet on Yiyun's hand, the thickness of the bracelet was as thick as a toothpick, showing a simple bronze color, and the rings were engraved with faint runes.
"This is the sound transmission rope, which has stored the guides of me and Ling Jianan. Xu Baize raised his wrist and whispered to a white bracelet on his wrist, "Yiyun, monster clerk." ”
The gray bracelet on Yiyun's wrist suddenly flashed.
"You just put your hand on it and you know whose voice it is. Xubai Ze pulled Yiyun's hand, and as soon as he leaned on the hand rope, three words suddenly flashed: Xubai Ze.
"You tap it again now. ”
Yiyun patted the bracelet, and the bracelet suddenly sounded in the voice of Xubai Ze: "Yiyun, the monster clerk." ”
"Ahh
"Phone bill package?access traffic?" Xu Baize looked at Yiyun puzzled.
I struggled to explain those.
"Haha! Nonsense, what do you have to pay for talking? Xu Baize immediately smiled: "This is just the simplest magic weapon." You only need to store the other party's guidance, and then you can transmit the sound casually. ”
Touching the sound rope on his wrist, thinking that the other end was the beautiful woman he met when he entered the door, and he felt a little excited in his heart: There is no phone bill, traffic fee, information fee, isn't it possible to harass without limit.
"This is a book of "Purple Void Qi Refining", it is the first time in thousands of years that a mortal like you has been asked to be a monster clerk, and we generally recruit that kind of Qi refiner who has achieved cultivation to work directly. Originally, there were no classics for these cultivations, but this was Pu Zhijun's sour Xiucai who had successfully cultivated in Qingcheng Mountain, and he carried a souvenir with him after going down the mountain. Xu Bai Ze handed a thin thread-bound book to Yiyun: "Even though it's just some beginner cultivation techniques, you still have to practice well, after all, the higher this cultivation, the safer it is to face those monsters." ”
"Will it be safe to learn this?" Yiyun asked confidently.
"Well, it's hard to say. I mean, the higher the cultivation, the safer. Xu Baize snorted and stepped upstairs: "I don't know why, this batch of three-turn pills refined with monsters has no aura at all, and all of them have become waste pills." Those monsters are the top monsters collected in the past few hundred years, it seems that there must be something wrong with this refining furnace that has taken tens of thousands of years, wasting half a year's hard work. Let's go, I'm annoying. ”
Walking outside, I heard the voice of Xubai Ze behind him: "You go back to your current residence first to clean up, before you go out to catch monsters tonight, Jia Nan will lead you to the accommodation provided by our witch department." We're in charge of food and shelter!"
Wrapping the "Purple Void Refining Qi Decision" and the broken flute in the apricot yellow robe, the funnel-shaped alley of Yiyuntong guò stood on the bustling and noisy street again, and his heart was at a loss. If it weren't for the pile of things in my hand, the qiē I just experienced could be regarded as a boring dream.
No. 415 Bilu Road, this is where I go to work from now on.
Non-routine clerks, which henceforth are the prefixes in front of their business cards.
glanced back at the alley, and a wry smile appeared on his face: I don't know if the contract I signed by myself said anything about hardware insurance, national statutory holidays and the like.
Straight back to his lodgings, Yiyun, who had endured the stimulation of the whole day, was physically and mentally exhausted to the extreme, and got into his bed, which was like a mountain of garbage, and fell asleep without taking off his shoes.
"Bang!"
With a bang, he felt a violent shock under him, and Yiyun, who was sleeping on the bed like a garbage heap, opened his sleepy eyes, and his nose was filled with the smell of instant noodles.
Under the back pain, I rubbed my eyes, and found that there was something wrong, and I stood up, and suddenly said: "Did you do it yourself!"
The rotten plank bed under him collapsed as a whole, got up and looked around, reached out and touched it again, and was suddenly stunned: the entire rotten plank bed seemed to disappear out of thin air, and the entire sheets and bedding spread on it fell to the ground in one fell to the ground.
"Could it be the legendary termites!This is too awesome!Instantly lose your broken wooden bed!" Yiyun rubbed his painful face, and looked at Yiqi in front of him in a daze.
"Click...... Click......"
The familiar voice rang in my ears.
As soon as I looked up, I saw the black ball, which was happily beating on his dirty wooden table.
The thing actually came back with him, and reached out and pinched the black ball in his hand.
"Click...... Click......"
There was joy in the cry of the black ball.
"Hey, what are you doing with me?" After kneading the black ball, Yiyun began to guess that the whole wooden bed disappeared out of thin air, and it should have something to do with it.
"Click...... Click......"
After the black ball screamed a few times, he looked at Yiyun with a pair of big eyes pitifully.
Immediately, I felt my hands wet.
"You guy, don't pretend to be pitiful. He stretched out a finger to flatten the black ball, muttered in his mouth, and when he raised his hand, the black ball seemed to stick to his finger.
"Ahh
"Click...... Click......"
The black ball screamed rapidly. Expressing an obvious affirmative meaning.
"Rely on me!" Yiyun frowned: "If you are a woman who relies on me, it's okay to warm my bed, what can you do with such a little black ball?"
The black ball jumped on the ground, bounced off the scattered apricot yellow robe, and revealed the "Purple Void Refining Qi Decision" inside.
Picked up the book "Purple Void Refining Qi Decision", turned the page, and there was not a word.
"Ahh
"Oops!"
The finger hurt violently, but it was the black ball that bit his finger fiercely, Yiyun looked at a drop of blood oozing from his fingertip, and couldn't help but be surprised: This black thing has nothing hard to rub up, and the teeth that came!
The drop of blood fell onto the page, and then it quickly moved, and a crooked handwriting appeared in front of him.
Yiyun took a closer look: the handwriting was very familiar, and then looked at it: Damn, isn't this the chicken paw body of a famous cursive writer with one hand!
The appearance of his handwriting in such a large space is a little embarrassing for Yiyun to see, but it is still relatively smooth to recognize.