Chapter 161: Rubbing Rice
Although Guiguzi thinks Xiaozhuang is very cute, Guiguzi still maintains a skeptical attitude, and Guiguzi will be suspicious of Xiaozhuang's amnesia, because Xiaozhuang once did similar things in order to escape punishment. Two, five, eight, middle, text, net Xiaoyaozi completely believed in Xiaozhuang.
Originally, Gai Nie promised Xiao Zhuang to take him out to play, but now that Xiao Zhuang is like this, Gai Nie doesn't know where to take Xiao Zhuang to play.
At the same time, in the Mojia Organ City, Bi Fang has been cultivating in the Organ City for a few days in a row, and he feels much better, and now Bi Fang has taken Xiao Hanzhu to the direction of the old mansion in Guigu.
Tianming originally planned to stay in the Organ City for two more days, but the Snow Maiden asked Tianming to go to school at Little Sage Village immediately.
Tianming was a little unhappy when he heard the words of the Snow Maiden, and Tianming retorted: "Eh, I was ordered by His Majesty the First Emperor to help him build a palace, so I can't go to Little Sage Village." ”
"When did you get so close to that guy Yingzheng? and a mouthful of His Majesty the First Emperor, I think you usually don't kiss him so closely?"
"That's right, don't you usually hate that guy Yingzheng the most?" said Sledgehammer to the side.
They were speechless when they said it.
"Don't talk about Tianming, Tianming just wants to stay in the Mo family and have fun~" Xiao Ji was talking to Tianming.
The Snow Girl is the most annoying Tianming's broken mouth, sometimes when the Snow Girl plays games, it is because Tianming is on the side, and the Snow Girl is often wiped out.
The Snow Maiden glared at the little plant.
Xiao Zhen said embarrassedly: "Well, you guys talk first, I'm going out on a mission." ”
Tianming saw that the Snow Girl had a tough attitude, and he couldn't say anything about the Snow Girl, so he agreed to go to the old mansion in the Ghost Valley with Bi Fang.
Because of the fact that the feathers were plucked, Bi Fang has been in a state of human body, which has consumed his aura even more, and his stomach has become more and more hungry.
"Tianming, do you have any fire in your body or something, suck it for me. Bi Fang said while holding his stomach.
"What's wrong with you?" Tianming looked at Bi Fang puzzled.
"I'm so hungry. Bi Fang said while holding his stomach.
"I have a few buns from the little plantar here, and I'll give you a cushion first. With that, Tianming took out the bun and handed it to Bi Fang.
Bi Fang looked at the bun with a bored look.
"Eat, fish-filled, aren't you a bird? "Tianming Dao.
"I... I eat fire!" Bi Fang said speechlessly.
Tianming gave Xiao Hanzhu another bun: "You can also taste it, it's delicious." ”
"Eating this kind of thing makes it weird, right?" said Hanzhu. 贰武捌 Chinese.
"Getting weird?" Tianming didn't know what Xiao Hanzhu's words meant.
"After eating this, my stomach will be very distended, much like discharge..."Xiao Hanzhu said.
Hearing Xiao Hanzhu say this, Tianming felt funny, and he asked Bi Fang: "Is this the reason why you don't eat?"
"I don't have this habit. Bi Fang said.
"Xiao Hanzhu, it's okay to eat steamed buns. Tianming smiled.
Hearing Tianming say this, Xiao Hanzhu picked up a bun, biting into it in a small bite, the feeling of food entering his mouth was something that Xiao Hanzhu had never experienced, Xiao Hanzhu ate the bun little by little, and the meat filling inside was also delicious, Xiao Hanzhu seemed to like it very much.
As he spoke, Bi Fang smelled the smell of the villagers in front of him cooking on the stove, and the firewood emitted a wonderful burnt smell, as if it was very fragrant.
Bi Fang raised his nose and sniffed, and then said to Tianming: "Tianming, you wait here, I'll go and eat." After that, Bi Fang ran to the vicinity of the smoking house, Bi Fang looked left and right, and saw that the door of the house was closed, and it seemed that there was no one around, so they should all go to dinner, right? Bi Fang thought to himself, he was going to eat too!
Bi Fang sneaked into the family's chimney.
Tianming looked at Bi Fang from afar, and he muttered to himself underestimating: "What is Bi Fang going to do? Why did he run into someone's chimney?
Bi Fang slid all the way down the chimney and sneaked into the stove, Bi Fang wantonly devoured the not strong flames of the stove, barely able to make a living.
However, the sound made by Bi Fang in the stove alarmed the owner of the house, who looked down and saw a naked man squatting in the stove, not knowing what he was doing, anyway, it was very obscene.
It happened that the man who was cooking at this house, and when the man saw a naked man hiding on his stove, he pulled Bi Fang out from under the stove mercilessly.
The man looked at Bi Fang and said angrily: "What are you doing on my stove?
"I'm here for dinner at your house!" Bi Fang said naked without any sense of shame, Bi Fang said, chewing two pieces of charcoal that were glowing in his mouth.
"You still swallow charcoal alive, do you want to slander me?" said the man angrily.
"I'm just hungry. Bi Fang said, wanting to continue eating charcoal.
"You eat charcoal when you're hungry?" said the hostess.
In the early morning, I heard the sound of a quarrel in the distance, as if there was Bi Fang's voice. Tianming curiously came to the door of the house and listened. Then, he saw Bi Fang jump off the wall and run away in a puff of smoke. Tianming didn't know what Bi Fang was running, but when he saw Bi Fang running, Tianming followed with Xiao Hanzhu.
After running for a long time, Tianming said: "No one is chasing after you, let's rest first." ”
"That person is so stingy, he just ate some of his stove fire, why doesn't he agree?" Bi Fang said.
"You... You're going to eat other people's stoves!" Tianming said: "I thought you didn't want to eat buns, so you went to someone's house to eat!"
"I'm so hungry. Bi Fang said.
"Didn't you eat just now?" Tianming asked.
"Just ate a little bit of fire, ran for so long, and got even hungrier. Bi Fang said.
"I think you'd better eat some steamed buns. With that, Tianming took out the bun and handed it to Bi Fang.
Bi Fang took the bun, put it in his mouth and took a bite, the feeling of juice and beauty was something Bi Fang had never experienced. Bi Fangsan ate a big bun in two bites, and then, he took the bun in Tianming's hand and ate it in a big gulp.
"Is it delicious?" Tianming smiled lightly when he saw Bi Fang gobbling up.
"Delicious! is there anything else?" Bi Fang said excitedly.
"I'll just bring a few out, can you eat this, can you feel full?" Tianming asked curiously.
"If you eat more, you should be full. Bi Fang thought for a moment.
"I'd like to eat some more, too. Xiao Hanzhu said embarrassedly.
"Then, let's go to dinner. Tianming said, then he glanced at Bi Fang, and asked with some confusion: "You... Where's your clothes?"
Bi Fang looked at Tianming with some embarrassment.
"You are really like what the second uncle said, you don't feel ashamed at all, you are obviously naked, why are you so frank?" Tianming said speechlessly.
"That's it!" Xiao Hanzhu helped on the side.
Tianming took Bi Fang and Xiao Hanzhu to the nearest small restaurant, Tianming saw that the prices on the menu were not very expensive, so he said generously: "What do you want to eat?
"Then I'll order whatever I want, the things on it all look delicious, but I don't even know what they are. Bi Fang said.
"Just look at it, and skip the chickens, ducks, geese, and poultry. "Tianming Dao.
"Oh. Bi Fang nodded, then saw the number behind the dish, and he asked curiously, "What does this mean?"
"That's the price. Tianming explained.
"Isn't it true that the more words here, the more expensive the price?" said Bi Fang's price list.
"Hmm. Tianming said: "You don't have to care, just look at what you want to eat." ”
When Bi Fang heard this, he began to say, "I want this! This and this!" Bi Fang's finger kept pointing at the menu, especially the more expensive the price, the more Bi Fang ordered.
Xiao Hanzhu saw that Bi Fang ordered everything he wanted to eat, and he didn't say anything.
Tianming silently looked at his wallet, the dishes that should be enough to pay the bill were brought up in the same way, Bi Fang had all kinds of delicacies, and felt even hungrier.
Tianming saw Bi Fang like this, and thought to himself, how could this Bi Fang be even more greedy than himself?
Tianming said: "Let's eat! Don't look at it." ”
"Good!" Bi Fang said, intending to grab the food on the table.
Tianming whispered on the side: "Bi Fang, you are not allowed to hold food with your hands here! You have chopsticks at hand, you have to use chopsticks to pick them up." ”
"I was holding a bun in my hand just now!" Bi Fang said.
"Steamed buns can be eaten with your hands, but not stir-frying. "Tianming Dao.
"That's it!" said Xiao Hanzhu.
"Oh. Bi Fang said, he imitated the appearance of others when eating, and slowly held the dishes with chopsticks.
"It's too slow to eat like this, and it's not as convenient as getting started!" Bi Fang said impatiently.
"A gentleman must be gentle, not like this. "Tianming Dao.
"You've just been to the Little Sage Village for a few days, and your mouth is full of these big truths, just like those divine beasts. Bi Fang looked at Tianming angrily.
"What are those divine beasts?" Tianming asked curiously.
"It's like fěi. Bi Fang said.
"Is there any such a divine beast?, can you introduce it to me?" Tianming said as he ate the food.
"What do you know him?" Bi Fang said disdainfully.
"It's fun!" Tianming said happily.
"Hmph!" Bi Fang made a disdainful sound from his nose, Bi Fang thought to himself, these humans are like this, they like the new and hate the old, Gai Nie is like this, and now Tianming also wants to know the new divine beast again!
"What's the matter, you're not happy?" Tianming asked, looking at Bi Fang's appearance.
"No, eat. Bi Fang said and ate his meal in a big gulp. At this time, Bi Fang saw that there was wine on someone else's table, and Bi Fang looked at Tianming curiously: "Is that wine?" Bi Fang pointed to the beer on the table next to him.
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