"Shock" (6)
"There's a bookstore there. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" He hurried to the nearest advance.
The "big fly", the owner of the bureau here, saw that there were guests, anyway, no matter how old or young, they were all parents of food and clothing, and they began to smile and pile up on their faces, but as soon as they found out that it was this potato head holding a sugar gourd in one hand and roast chicken legs in the other, his face immediately changed, and he almost drooped down, disgusted.
At this time, Xiaoxing walked to the bookshelf with small picture books.
Diao Mei, the "silver-faced arsenic" on the side, was busy cleaning, and suddenly heard the female boss clear her throat, and when she looked back, the female boss gestured to get this little guy out.
If it weren't for the other customers in the bookstore, it is estimated that they would bombard themselves directly.
"Hey, my little ancestor, you touch our books with grease twist in one hand and sticky in the other?
"Isn't it just that my hands are dirty, is it worth yelling?" After speaking, Xiaoxing stretched out his little tongue and licked his two little hands clean, "It's okay now, right?"
"Don't touch our books, not even now. Is your saliva clean?" Diao Mei was even more angry.
Xiao Xing flattened his mouth and turned his head, rubbing his hand back and forth on his clothes repeatedly, "Okay, right?"
"Then what book do you want to buy?Wouldn't it be better to buy it and read it at home?" "I have to see what's in the book, right?" "You buy this set of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", many children love to read it now, and the words are clear and the paintings are beautiful. "Wow! "Romance of the Little Three Kingdoms" Ah, I'm Lu Bu, I'll see if you three brothers can beat me. "Phew, I'll take you a three-surnamed house slave and look at my old Zhang's Zhangba snake spear gun. ”
Xiao Xing pretended to be holding Fang Tian's painting halberd in his hand, and Diao Mei pretended to be holding the Zhangba snake spear spear in his hand......
"Well, you big-eared thief, look at my Fang Tian Halberd. "Look at my double-stranded sword. ”
Diao Mei cooperated again, pretending to hold a double-strand sword with both hands and stabbed it......
"Oops, the Blue Dragon Glaive Broadsword has slashed over. "Suffer death." ”
In this way, the "halberd" came to the "knife" for a few more rounds, Diao Mei looked around, let's go down, because the guests around are not browsing the books, they are all looking up to see her and Xiaoxing "playing" on the top of the bookshelf.
When did I run to the top of that shelf? Ah, I just chased and "hit" at the same time. Diao Mei thought secretly.
"Shall I wrap a set for you?" "No need. Since so many people have bought it, I can ask them to borrow it, so why bother selling it. "What the hell are you going to buy, kid?" "Huh, that, that." ”
Xiaoxing Yao refers to the top floor of the tallest bookshelf.
"I have a book to buy. Diao Mei muttered to herself as she turned around and climbed the bookshelf.
"Is this the one?" "No, no, it's on the left, it's on the left." "That's this?" "It's not the leftmost one, the one on the left is in the middle." "This one?" "No, next to it, next to it." "Yes, yes, yes, yes." "That's it. ”
Diao Mei climbed down all the way, handed the book to Xiaoxing, and just about to make an offer, she heard Xiaoxing say: "Yes, it's exactly the same as my "The Biography of Ganluo". ”
almost didn't make Diao Mei's nose crooked, "You, you...... Do you want to buy books?
"If you want to buy it, you have to see if it's okay?" After speaking, Xiao Xing took a small painting book and sat on the ground and flipped over.
Just when Diao Mei was angry, the person in charge of the "big fly" came in, and before she could complain to her, her dangerous eyes lit up and she gestured at Diao Mei.
Diao Mei understood, held back her anger for the time being, and quietly sent the other guests away tactfully, and then closed the door in broad daylight.
Dangerously laughing and treacherous, he walked to Xiaoxing's side, "Little brother, do you want to read a good book? ”
Xiaoxing didn't even raise his head, "That book is dirtier than my hands, what do I see it doing?"
"What about "Out of the Wall"?" "Hmph, this kind of forbidden book is dirtier than my ass, I'd rather read the "Three Character Classic". "Then you can buy a copy of the "Three Character Classic", we have a hardcover here. "But I can memorize the book of "Three Character Classic". At the beginning of man, nature is good. Xi is similar, but sex is far away. If you don't teach, sex is migration. The way of teaching is to be a professional ......" "Okay! Are you going to disturb my situation, and you dare to do it?" "What do you want?" "I want you to use yourself to compensate me." ”
After speaking, the dangerous head reached out and grabbed it, but before his hand arrived, a poisonous smell came to smoke people first.
Xiaoxing casually threw the book in his hand over, the book was about the Yang general, "The Yang family will fight the Liao army." With this child's shout, the book thrown out was a move in the Yang family's gun, "Blue Blood and Blue Sky".
Seeing that the back of the book was directly against his heavenly spirit cover, he squatted down and raised his head to hide the book.
Xiaoxing rolled "grunt", took a small picture book in his hand, looked at the book cover, and cut it at the "big fly" that came over, "High pet pick pulley." ”
A good move "White Horse Silver Gun", the book flies from the bottom to the top to hit the crotch of the "big fly".
"Ahh
Xiaoxing drilled out from the side again, picked up another copy and looked at it, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Diao Meimao running over with her waist bent up, and threw out a trick "Serve the country with loyalty".
The danger was urgent, and such a good piece of meat couldn't be let go when it came to his mouth, so he put on a "poisonous snake devouring" shelf and pounced.
As soon as Xiaoxing saw it, Yu Guang saw a book written about Xiang Yu, and copied a trick in the "Overlord Killer Gun" created in a hurry when Xiang Yu broke through the siege after bidding farewell to Yu Ji.
Although Xiang Yu used a halberd, the halberd at that time was just a small branch next to it.
The danger is more dangerous this time than the last time, and after dodging it, Xiaoxing went under the bookshelf.
At the same time, Xiao Xingzuan took two books in both hands, one was about Wei Shu and Wu Changbanpo, and the other was about Luo Cheng.
The three of them were in a hurry, but now Xiaoxing didn't change his tactics, and he was able to drill around flexibly under the bookshelf.
All three of them began to use poison techniques, one releasing poisonous smoke, one releasing poisonous powder, and the other releasing venom, and they tossed it down, only to be smoked by their own smoke powder, and the venom quickly corroded the bookshelves, "Bang Dang", "Ah", "Poof", "Ouch", ......
Xiaoxing walked out from the sound of the bookstore, "There is not much stock here, but it is true that there are good books, but good books must be accompanied by good paper, if it weren't for the rough paperwork, it would be impossible for me to use it as a weapon, it is best to write Zhen Zhai......"