Chapter 292: There seems to be something wrong with the target

"Uh...... It turned out to be a real painting style.,That,Don't you think.,Celestia has more arms.,Legs.,Less?"

Wu Tianliang said entangledly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's normal! After all, it's the eldest princess of the Dragon Palace, you see, the crab guard, he has eight legs, and the mermaid guard, he doesn't have legs, there's no problem, right?"

"Uh...... Okay, but aren't there more scales......" Wu Tianliang continued to struggle.

"What's this? The shrimp guards are still covered in shells? It's normal. ”

"Hmm...... Even so, the tentacles on the eldest princess's body are a little too powerful?" Wu Tianliang wanted to cry without tears.

"Very normal, little brother, look at the octopus guard......"

"That's enough!" Wu Tianliang said angrily: "Your eldest princess, it's a little too unhuman!"

"Little brother, I think we should talk about what it means to be human......?"

"No! I once talked to someone, and I admit defeat! But the beauty of this eldest princess is too thrilling and unbearable!"

Wu Tianliang's eyes looked around, and he beckoned directly to the nearest honest man.

"Honest man, what do you think of the eldest princess?"

"It's very beautiful!"

"You see, this honest man, it's all like that...... What???!!! you said this princess is ...... Non-usual, drifting, bright?" Wu Tianliang was stunned.

"Yes, although there is a small gap with our village, where the fish and geese are like flowers, but it is also a complete beauty, and I think I should strive for it. The honest man's face was red and full of excitement.

In silence......

In the Silence......

Pondering......

"Honest man, I am very sympathetic to the situation of your village, presumably that Ruhua is a powerful existence that is enough to scare the fish and scare the geese, but you can't say anything against your heart, the problem of the eldest princess is no longer the boundary of ugliness, it is basically two species!"

Wu Tianliang whispered to the honest man.

"Yes? I think it's okay. ”

"Hey, you're going to get married!"

"Of course, I'm almost thirty years old, it's time to start a family, although Ruhua can't marry, but it's really providential to meet this princess who is almost the same beauty, how can I fight it." ”

Wu Tianliang silently patted this person on the shoulder: "Okay! You won!"

"Prime Minister Turtle, what I just did doesn't count, I'll find another person to prove my point ......"

"Beautiful! It's too beautiful! It's just as beautiful as a fairy! If you add one point, it's too long, and if you subtract one point, it's too short; if you wear powder, it's too white, and if you don't use it, it's too red; your eyebrows are like green feathers, and your muscles are like snow; your waist is like a bundle of plain teeth, and it's like a shell; and if you smile, it's moving

......”

"It is worthy of being the eldest princess of the Dragon Palace, it is really beautiful and intoxicating......"

In Wu Tianliang's dull eyes, the boy made a sound and put on an indulged look.

With his mouth slightly open, he turned his head continuously, and kept rubbing his eyes, Wu Tianliang confirmed that he was not mistaken, and he really couldn't believe that this boy was so weird.

"Hey, what do you think of this Celestial Princess...... It's beautiful?"

"Of course, it's just shocking, it's heart-wrenching, and I can't help myself when I see it, I feel like I've fallen in love with this princess!"

Holding his chest with one hand, the boy's face was full of affection.

"Forget about honest people, obviously single for thirty years, about to be single and crazy, you kid is obviously wine-colored and wealthy, I don't believe you can be like him, you love the eldest princess so much, dare to kiss her portrait!"

Wu Tianliang's eyes flickered, staring at this person, and suddenly said.

"This ...... I've always had a love for the eldest princess, love at first sight, and you made me do such a lewd thing, isn't it......?"

"It's okay, I agreed, don't worry, I won't tell Celestia. ”

The Prime Minister next to him quickly replied.

"That ......" Brother Gongzi's body trembled slightly, and his expression showed extreme hesitation.

Wu Tianliang smiled strangely at this time, and stepped forward: "Boy, are you pretending, you hurt the true feelings of the eldest princess so much, I think he should be pulled out and beaten to death!"

"You!" The boy brother was furious and shook his hand suddenly: "Isn't it just a kiss? In order to show my deep affection for the eldest princess, I am not afraid to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, kiss the portrait, what is it?"

After saying that, this is a direct kiss.

Vomit......

Then he bowed down and began to shake violently, obviously vomiting frantically.

"Alas, Prime Minister Turtle, you see, this is just a kiss, or a portrait, that's it, the image of your eldest princess is really very problematic, I don't ask for much, even if it's not a dragon girl, at least it's okay to change to a human form." ”

"Vomit...... No!" The boy stood up suddenly, and shouted with a pale face: "I just vomited because I was too excited, too excited, and it has nothing to do with the eldest princess, vomiting ......"

"No, you're throwing up like this? and saying it's okay?" Wu Tianliang was shocked, and he had to admire this one a little.

"Do you have any opinions about your personal physique......?"

Prime Minister Gui Cheng stabbed Wu Tianliang: "So, little brother, the aesthetics are different, it doesn't matter, let's continue to recruit relatives." ”

"Wait!" Wu Tianliang waved his hand and stepped forward: "It's about my aesthetics, I have to go all out! Everyone here! What do you think of the eldest princess!"

After saying this sentence loudly, there was silence in the audience, and Wu Tianliang couldn't help but look up and sigh: "Okay, it seems that there is indeed something wrong with my aesthetics......"

At this moment, he was surprised to find that many of the people who participated in the recruitment of relatives actually stayed away, as if they were planning to leave.

"Everyone, why did you leave suddenly? Could it be that our Dragon Palace was not well entertained?"

At some point, Prime Minister Turtle appeared at the door and blocked everyone.

"Prime Minister Turtle, in fact, we feel a little incompatible with the eldest princess. ”

"That's right, I suddenly remembered that it seems that I have already had a marriage contract, so let's forget it. ”

"Well, I'm the same, I still have childhood sweethearts waiting for me to return, so forget about this trick. ”

"Actually, you can make a mermaid, this eldest princess, it's hard to describe. ”

......

All the participants, you say a word to me, and after the explanation, you have to leave directly.

"Guys, do you think this Dragon Palace is a place where you can come and leave whenever you want?"

As soon as Prime Minister Gui Cheng's words came out, countless shrimp soldiers and crab generals took out their weapons one after another, blocking many people who participated in the recruitment.

"Prime Minister Turtle, you are underestimating us too much, everyone, let's go together!"

"Kill !!"

The sword light and sword shadow, the rumbling of the explosion, the sound of killing shook the sky, after a period of time......