076 Visit Hell

Cao Ergou happily came up, hugged Ji Danhuang's shoulders and said: "Oh mom, Uncle Xiaotang, you guys are very fast! You have found people in such a short time! We saw that Zhang Yang just now, the person is as his name, and he is on the same side as us! I really can't get used to it, and I didn't hold back at once, so I let people drag him out and beat him a hundred boards, and now I am humming in the yard." What the hell, Uncle Xiaotang, I beat up the person you're looking for, you won't blame me. That bastard, it's really not cleaned up!" smiled slowly, and looked at Ji Danhuang nervously, afraid that he would be angry.

Now that Zhang Yang's ghost has been found, he will definitely be able to revive him, and Ji Danhuang is relieved. Hearing Cao Ergou say that Zhang Yang was beaten by a hundred boards, Ji Danhuang's mood was even better: "Good fight! That guy is indeed very underbeaten." If you can, drag him to hell and be tortured again, I don't have a problem, as long as I can still make him yang. ”

"Oh mom, Uncle Xiaotang, you think the same as mine!" Seeing that Ji Danhuang was not angry, Cao Ergou laughed again, and patted Ji Danhuang on the shoulder vigorously, "Uncle Xiaotang, I didn't say it, you save him from such a brute! As long as you say it, we can make this bastard go round in hell! Seeing you like this, you should also have a grudge against him, so don't save it!"

Ji Danhuang sighed helplessly: "No way, if you don't save him, you can't do it! If you don't save him, I'll be unlucky." This guy was actually killed by me. ”

"What? was killed by you?" Cao Ergou couldn't believe it, "Oh mom, Uncle Xiaotang, I can't see it, such a handsome person like you will beat people to death! But that's right, you are my fifth uncle's grandfather's apprentice, it's too easy to kill someone." Then you came to save him, are you afraid of a lawsuit?"

Ji Danhuang nodded: "His family is rich and powerful, I beat him to death, and his family will definitely not give up." If there is a lawsuit, I will only suffer as a civilian!"

Cao Ergou said: "Who said that you are a little commoner! You are the apprentice of my fifth uncle and grandfather! Those ordinary people are small commoners! Uncle Xiaotang, let me tell you, my fifth uncle and grandfather have great skills, not to mention a local tyrant with a little money and power, even if it is ...... Woo woo woo woo ...... "Before Cao Ergou finished speaking, Wang Kaixuan stepped forward and covered his mouth.

Wang Kaixuan frowned and said: "If you can speak, just talk, if you can't speak, shut your mouth for me! The little cousin is such a good person, he will definitely be uneasy if he misses someone and kills someone, even if he is an enemy, he will save him." You say this, as if your little cousin likes to fight and be careful, hurry up and shut your stinky mouth!" let go of Cao Ergou, and kicked him heavily on the back of the buttocks by the way.

Cao Ergou covered his buttocks that were kicked and hurt, and muttered two sentences dissatisfiedly: "If you don't say it, you won't say it." Let's go, take Uncle Cousin on a tour!" limped ahead to lead the way.

followed Cao Ergou and Wang Kaixuan on the train, and when he got off the train, Ji Danhuang realized that he had been taken to the entrance of the eighteenth layer of hell, and he was so frightened that he shrank back.

I told them not to go to hell to visit, but in the end they tricked me!

Ji Danhuang screamed and turned around and ran. He didn't want to go to hell even if he was killed!

Originally, Ji Danhuang thought that Cao Ergou would forcibly drag him to hell for a spin, but he didn't expect Cao Ergou to say nothing and took him directly to the car. Ji Danhuang was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but found out that he had been deceived again.

What's going on with these small cars that are transparent on all sides and hanging in the air! Why is the car going down! Wow, wow, wow, isn't this a hellish sight! Help, I want to go home!

Looking at Ji Danhuang's petrified expression, Cao Ergou said proudly: "Uncle Xiaotang, you are out! Now there is a sightseeing car in hell, and when the upper level is inspected, they all take this kind of sightseeing car." This kind of car can not only isolate the heat and cold in hell, but also hear the screams of the tortured ghosts in hell, and also choose the tour route according to the mood of the passengers, which is convenient!"

Ji Danhuang was completely petrified, and he fixed on his seat with a stunned expression. He didn't hear anything, he didn't see anything!

When the sightseeing car passed through the skinning hell, Ji Danhuang finally couldn't help it, and vomited with a "vomit". Cao Ergou and Wang Kaixuan hurriedly commanded the sightseeing car to leave hell and got out of the car with Ji Danhuang in their arms.

Ji Danhuang's face turned pale with fright, and his eyes were straight: "It's terrible, it's too scary, it's too disgusting!"

He swore that he would do good deeds in the future, and he didn't want to die and go to hell to suffer! He would change to a vegetarian diet from tomorrow! He would believe in Buddhism, he would recite sutras to atone for his sins, and he would recite sutras for the pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, and geese he had eaten!

Wang Kaixuan gently patted Ji Danhuang's back, took out mineral water to rinse his mouth, and glared at Cao Ergou with a frown: "Ergouzi! How many times have I told you not to let you bring your little cousin to hell, but you don't listen! Are you in arrears!"

Cao Ergou didn't expect Ji Danhuang to be so intimidated, and he was a little dumbfounded: "I...... Didn't I expect that Uncle Xiao Tang would be scared like this! When I was on the old Huangquan Road before, my little cousin was no longer scared after he walked, I thought about taking him to hell to see, and after a while, he was not afraid, how did I know that it would be like this!" Hurriedly took out wet wipes and wiped Ji Danhuang's face.

Wang Kaixuan was so angry that he scolded: "you! Can the old Huangquan Road be the same as hell? The old Huangquan Road is a little darker, but the hell is bloody! You TMD everyone is as heavy as you, and you like to watch flesh and blood fly all over the sky!"

Cao Ergou retorted unwillingly: "Isn't that also ......?"

"Okay, stop arguing!" Ji Danhuang was already uncomfortable, and his head buzzed when he was argued by these two people, "Let's go, I don't want to stay here anymore, it's too uncomfortable." "He even vomited out the overnight meal, and if he stayed any longer, it is estimated that even his internal organs would be vomited together.

took the train to Xudu City, the three of them found a cold drink hall and sat down, and Ji Danhuang ate some sorbet before feeling better. A visit to hell and he won't have to eat for a month!

Lying on the table in the cold drink hall and squinting slightly, Ji Danhuang recovered some of his body, and his head was not so dizzy. Rubbing his eyes and looking up, Wang Kaixuan and Cao Ergou on the opposite side all looked at him nervously.

Ji Danhuang smiled reluctantly: "What are you looking at! I have ice cream on my face?"

The two hurriedly turned their gazes to the side: "No, no, no." Then he let out a long breath.

Fortunately, Ji Danhuang is fine.