Chapter 356 Accident and Cremation
Qian Yuanbao heard the urging of his master Burning Heaven, and his whistle blew even more happily. He thought to himself that he had really done a great deed, if he hadn't wasted all his efforts to steal this colorful song bird from his master's garden and roast it, his master would probably not have been able to eat such top-notch ingredients in his life.
"Master, you wait, I'll be here right away, and when the disciple is ready, I'll get you the best tasting thigh for the old man." ”
The fat man stretched out a finger and wiped it on the already oily, yellow Caige, and then put the oily finger into his mouth and tasted it.
"Well, it tastes just right, and it's just the last step away. ”
Qian Fat Man beckoned and sucked it, and a jar of wine was sucked into his hand, and then Qian Fat Man shouted: "Future Uncle, bring me a piece of wood!"
Lu Ke's face was gloomy, he really wanted to repair the fat man, but when he saw the blush and smile on his sister Lu Yuan's face, he had to give up.
Although he didn't know what Qian Fat Man wanted the wood to do, Lu Ke still used a spell to get a vine for Qian Fatty, but he didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and the wood happened to come out of Qian Fatman's feet.
"Ouch, my ass!"
The fat man covered his hot and painful ass and went crazy, but this time he was pulled by Lu Ke's vines.
Seeing the embarrassment of the fat man, everyone laughed.
However, Lu Ke obviously underestimated the eyelids of the fat man, and this kid actually walked up to Lu Yuan and rubbed it!
Lu Keke really couldn't bear it this time, if it weren't for the fat man who saw that something was wrong and immediately retreated, I'm afraid he would be beaten up in front of his master today!
After breaking a few vines, Qian Fat put them into the wine jar, and only after these vines were soaked in wine did Qian Fat get these vines out again.
Then, Qian Fatzi piled up the vines soaked in wine on the charcoal fire, and as soon as the wet wood touched the charcoal fire, a burst of smoke immediately rose, and at the same time, Qian Fatzi used a small enchantment to form a true element to cover the entire barbecue grill.
Everyone looked curious, and they didn't know what Qian Fat Man was going to do, but looking at Qian Fatzi's posture, it shouldn't be some dark cuisine.
A moment later, the fat man smashed the barrier, and then a mixed aroma of herbs, wine, and meat entered everyone's nostrils.
"I'll go! When did Qian Yuanbao learn this hand?"
Wang Feng swallowed his saliva under the temptation of the aroma, he didn't expect that the barbecue technique that this fat man stole from Wang Du would be so powerful!
Wang Du was also surprised, Qian Fatzi's barbecue technique simply surpassed his originator, and the taste made people swallow it just by smelling it.
"Yuanbao, quick, bring things up. ”
Burning Heaven swallowed saliva and kept rubbing his hands, he hadn't had such a strong appetite in hundreds of years.
Zi Ying was still angry with the fat man who killed the colorful song bird, so she just copied her hands and did it in place, but her slightly sparkling throat was quite real.
And Lu Yuan sat next to her without moving in order to accompany Ziying, but her eyes stayed on the barbecue grill.
"Come on, serve. ”
The fat man didn't know where to get a big plate, and then his very skillful hand picked up the knife, and the pieces of roast meat crispy on the outside and tender on the inside were neatly stacked on the plate.
After cutting for a long time, the barbecue meat on this large plate has been piled up like a small mountain, but the colorful song bird on the barbecue grill has not seen much less meat.
"Master, your old man will try it first. ”
Qian Fatzi put the big plate on the table, and then gave everyone a bowl and chopsticks, and personally sandwiched a few pieces of barbecue meat for Burning Heaven, and respectfully brought it to Burning Heaven.
"Master, I don't have any great talent for Qian Yuanbao, but the master accepted me as a disciple, and also specially retreated for the disciple to refine the treasure, the disciple is really grateful, I can worship you as a teacher, the disciple is really a great blessing. ”
Qian Fatzi was very sensational at the moment, and the tears that shone slightly at the corners of his eyes were even more touching.
Burning Heaven suddenly encountered such sensational words from Qian Fatzi, and he was almost moved to tears, so he immediately took out a protective soft armor specially refined for Qian Yuanbao.
"Yuanbao, this treasure you wear on your body, it can resist the attack of monks below the eighth rank. ”
Burning Heaven handed the treasure to Qian Yuanbao, and then took the plate in Qian Yuanbao's hand.
As soon as Qian Yuanbao received the treasure of the burning sky, his face immediately showed an expression of unwillingness to like it.
"Well, it's delicious! This barbecue is so delicious, boys, you can eat it too, don't look at the old man stupidly. ”
Burning Heaven took a bite of the barbecue, and suddenly the delicious meat juice overflowed his mouth, and the crispy skin added many layers, and the rich aroma of the meat was more like directly acting on the soul, just one bite made Burning Heaven want to stop.
"Master, what did you just say? I didn't hear too clearly. ”
Qian Fatzi carefully and deliberately asked Burning Heaven.
Where did Burning Heaven have the kung fu to pay attention to Qian Fatman's question at this moment, he said casually: "I told you all to eat, this barbecue is really delicious." ”
"Come on, boss, boss, future uncle, let's eat, you all heard, this is my master who burned the sky to make us red. ”
Qian Fatzi showed an extremely obscene smile on his face, and then brought some carefully selected meat to Lu Yuan.
Like Qian Fatzi, Wang Fengye brought one to Ziying.
"Xiaoyuan, this is the most delicious part, the two most tender pieces of meat on the bird, you have a share, and the sister-in-law has a share. ”
Lu Yuan wanted to raise her hand, but seeing that Ziying didn't make a move, she couldn't leave the front line of her best friend at this time, so she could only stare at the fat man with disgust.
"Ziying, this is what the fat man worked hard to get for a long time, it's already like this, it's a waste not to eat it, eat some, eat some quickly." ”
Wang Feng had actually seen Zi Ying swallow saliva a long time ago, so he directly clamped a piece and put it in front of Zi Ying, at first Zi Ying pretended not to eat something, but the aroma of this barbecue is too fragrant, who can bear such a piece of barbecue meat in his mouth?
Zi Ying took a bite, and after this bite, Zi Ying silently protested and declared a failure.
"Hmph, who wants you stinky rascal to feed, I'll eat it myself. ”
Zi Ying took the plate from Wang Feng's hand, and then took a big gulp, and when she saw that Zi Ying began to eat money, she raised her eyebrows at Lu Yuan, and her expression seemed to say:
"How about it? I'll just say that Sister-in-law Ziying can't help it. ”
Lu Yuan pinched the arm of the fat man without a trace, and then took the barbecue and ate it.
Everyone ate wine and meat, and the vice president of Burning Heaven didn't have a fight, and even played small games with Wang Du and them, such as drinking orders and boxing.
Of course, these things must have been taught by Wang Du.
This time the small gathering lasted for three days, whether it was Wang Du and them or Burning Heaven, they all drank quite happily, which can be described as a situation where all ages enjoyed themselves.
After the party, everyone went back to their respective caves, and when they left, Qian Fat Man gave Lu Yuan the soft armor that Burning Heaven gave him, the latter originally didn't want it, but Qian Fatty's attitude was extremely resolute, and Lu Yuan had no choice but to accept it.
Another day passed, and Wang Du, who was contemplating immortal art in his cave, suddenly heard an extremely angry roar ringing in his ears.
"Who! Who the hell dares to steal the old man's colorful songs!"
Don't think that the owner of this voice must be the burning sky!
Wang Du immediately glanced at the gate of the cave mansion, and when he saw that the gate was closed, he was also relieved.
"This old man is very good, but I don't know what evil he created in his previous life, so he encountered such a scourge as a fat man in his life. ”
Wang Du didn't think much about it anymore, and he continued to calm down and contemplate his new immortal technique.
Just when Wang Du was conceiving the new immortal technique, Qian Fatzi mustered up the courage to confess the "truth" of the matter to Burning Heaven
Qian Fatzi found Burning Heaven with guilt, and he told Burning Heaven that the Colorful Song Bird was not stolen by someone else.
They were accidentally killed when they were practicing, and they didn't dare to tell Burning Heaven for fear of being punished.
As soon as Burning Heaven heard this, he immediately asked Qian Fatzi, where did the colorful song bird go after he died, since Qian Fat said it was an accident, then he didn't pursue it, but he has raised the colorful song bird for many years, and they must be buried properly when they die.
This colorful song bird has been eaten a long time ago, where can the fat man get two to bury the burning sky?
So Qian Fatzi told Lie Yantian again, don't worry, he, the instructor who is a disciple, likes the birds, so he buried them after the accident.
Burning Heaven naturally wanted to ask where Qian Fatzi buried the birds, but it turned out that Qian Fatzi was hesitant for a long time, but he couldn't tell where the two colorful birds were buried by him.
In the end, Qian Fatzi came up with an extremely fresh and refined reason to perfunctory and burn the sky.
Qian Fatzi said that birds should soar above the nine heavens, even if they die, their ashes should be allowed to fly with the wind, so he cremated the two colorful song birds!
The fat man did not lie at this point, he did cremate the colorful song birds, not only cremated, but also added various spices, so that they could go and be fragrant!
In the end, Burning Heaven could only choose to believe the words of the fat man, because he didn't believe it and had no choice, was he still willing to punish the fat man?
In fact, a human spirit like Burning Heaven, he can hear if Qian Fat Man is talking or not, but although he likes the colorful song bird very much, but compared to the disciple of Qian Fatzi, there are only two colorful song birds, even if the fairy birds and beasts in the entire garden are dead, what is it?
However, at this time, Burning Heaven didn't know that his idea would really come true one day, and in the days to come, there would be one or two fewer immortal seeds in his garden.
Because the fat man always misses and has an accident often, and then cremates them himself.