Chapter 157: I'll Teach You How to Pick Up Girls (Part II)
Helping Duan Xin, who had a pious face, to get up, Wei Suo said with a pedantic face on his face: "Can you see the move I used just now?"
"Uh......" Duan Xin was instantly stunned by Wei Suo's question. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info For the circuit in his head, can she still have moves?
Wei Suo sighed and said, "All the methods of picking up girls in the world have routines!"
"What... Is it a routine?" Duan Xinru was a studious student, and instantly became serious.
Wei Suo hated that iron could not become steel: "The routine is... One ring after another, one after another, trapping the girl, this is called a routine!"
Seeing Duan Xin's bewildered expression, Wei Suo could only continue: "For example, when I just approached Senior Sister Wang Xue, what did I rely on to get close?"
"Guqin?"
"Wrong! It's a common language!"
"Together... Language?"
Wei Suo nodded and said: "To communicate with people, the first thing is to find a common language before we can continue to chat." If you don't have a common language, the other person will definitely not be interested in chatting with you, let alone pursuing others. ”
"Why is she so cold to others, but she can talk and laugh with me? Common language is one of them, and the second step is to find the same topics and hobbies. So that others can talk to you with interest, and at the same time pretend to be forced in the process of chatting!"
"Pretending to be forced?" Duan Xin was completely confused, he had heard too many fresh words today. It is said that there is a golden house in the book, and the book knows the world. But he has been reading books for decades, and after listening to Wei Suo's words today, he feels like a beginner, completely ignorant.
Wei Suo continued: "Yes, if you want to leave a good impression on others, you have to pretend to be forced. This is forced to pretend naturally, not deliberately!"
"Naturally pretending?"
Wei Suo nodded with a knowledgeable face, thinking that I will force the king in my life, how broad and profound this way of forcing learning is, I can bear it if I kneel down with you today.
Wei Suo continued to explain patiently: "Yes, let the other party appreciate you." is going to pretend to be forced, and the natural way to pretend to be forced is to chat with her and slowly integrate into it. ”
After taking a sip of spiritual tea, Wei Suo continued like a missionary: "For example, I chatted with Senior Sister Wang, and I discussed with her about clothes and other skills. Although it was a chat, it was a covert way to tell her that my taste was very high. For example, when I talk to her about skincare and makeup, I can also satirize other bad people and raise her eyesight of me. ”
Duan Xin nodded as if he had just woken up from a big dream, thinking that this routine was really broad and profound. First, there is a common topic, in pretending to be natural, then being suave, then how to make a good impression, and finally finding an excuse to meet or date next time. It's really a ring after a ring, and the routines are everywhere.
Until the moon hangs in the sky, the temperature begins to drop. Wei Suo felt that his mouth was dry at this time, and he picked up a cup of spiritual tea to moisten his throat. Glancing at Duan Xin, who was pondering hard, Wei Suo was quite relieved: "Senior Brother Duan, what's wrong?
Duan struggled and said, "I... Thinking about it, I don't know what her interests are. ”
"......" Wei Suo was speechless, what hobbies can a woman have? It's nothing more than those things, good clothes, good shoes, good bags, good looks, good family background, and good background.
But when I looked down, this guy didn't seem to have anything, even the abdominal muscles and chest muscles on his body, and he was really useless and a scholar.
Wei Suo sighed deeply, and said with a depressed face: "You can't do this." Don't have a crush! Life doesn't have so much time to play your inner drama, if you love her, you will her, if you like it, you will rape, what's the use of confessing, you will still be rejected, if you can't chase her, you will be drugged, and if you turn your face, you will send nude photos, it's a big deal to go to prison, you don't even dare to squat in prison and dare to say that you love her, it's a big deal to go to jail. After she was released from prison, she continued to rape her. I raped her until she doubted her life and felt that this world belonged to her only yours!"
"......" Duan Xin looked confused. "This, it's too rebellious. ”
"If you don't soak in a girl, it's in vain!"
"Hmm...... But I couldn't beat her. ”
Wei Suo covered his forehead and looked devastated. After a long time, he raised his head and said with a melancholy expression: "Okay, I can only teach you the most basic things." ”
"The most basic?" Duan Xin raised his head and asked with a confused look when he saw Wei Suo's expression of wisdom.
"Have you ever watched an idol drama?" Wei Suo then asked softly.
"?????" Duan Xin didn't know what this Senior Brother Wei was talking about.
After a few days, it is the Spring Festival, although this person who cultivates the truth is not uncommon to celebrate the festival, but in the spring of the year, there is still some pomp to talk about.
For example, the annual Spring Festival Ceremony is held in the square of the academy. And Wei Suo, as a student of the outer courtyard, naturally followed Duan Xin to this festival square. Generally, this spring festival is worshiped by the students of the outer courtyard, but the students of the inner courtyard are not interested in it.
As soon as you enter this square, the scenery is truly unique. Not to mention the atmospheric decoration here, the mountain scenery next to the square is like a fairyland. On the emerald green mountain, the waterfall is sprinkled, and the rainbow is even more beautiful, and the cranes flying and frolicking everywhere on the mountain are embellished with vitality.
"Next to that Senior Brother Duan Xin, it's Wei Dabao, right? ”
"Wei Dabao, are you just getting started, what's so powerful?"
"Don't you know this? Recently, it has spread among the disciples of the outer courtyard, and this guy first took the lead in rebelling outside the academy. Then he debated with Elder Qi in the outer courtyard, argued with Elder Qi until he vomited blood, and then carried it with Dean Lin, and the angry Dean Lin caused Haoran Heavenly Thunder to split him, and guess what?"
"What's the matter? He's alive now, do you mean that he actually resisted Dean Lin's mighty thunder?"
"Not only is it hard to resist, this Wei Dabao, he actually only used the innate mortal realm to attract the Haoran Heavenly Thunder, and the Heavenly Thunder of Dean Nalin collided, and finally dissipated without a trace. ”
"Damn, a mortal can trigger the mighty heavenly thunder? This person is a powerful reincarnation, right?"
"Who knows, anyway, even if he is a disciple of the outer court, no one dares to provoke him, even if Elder Qi wakes up and hears about this, he doesn't dare to say anything, he is really the most powerful guy in this class of newcomers. ”
"It's really rare for such a powerful newcomer. At next year's conference to be promoted to the inner court, I'm afraid he can have a place, right?"
"Who's to say it isn't?"
Walking on the road in the square, I heard the talk of others about me. Wei Suo was smiling, thinking that his pretending technique was becoming more and more innocent. It's really the first of the three thousand avenues.
Just as Wei Suo continued to move forward with a lewd smile on his face, a thunderous roar suddenly came from the air.
"Stop!"