Chapter 119: Demons and Demons
They just looked at this little Cuicui and really ate the tiger, Han Zhen really regretted using the tiger to deal with Xiao Cuicui, the tiger looked a hundred times cuter than this strange woman. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
When a few people looked closely, they found that after eating the tiger, some tiger hair grew on her face, and her body turned and twisted like a tiger.
Father-in-law Chang frowned and said, "Could it be that this monster will become a tiger after eating a tiger." Also, why did she laugh so happily when she saw Maud just now, and whether these two clues would be able to find out her weaknesses. ”
Wan Idiot nodded and said: "It makes sense, Grandpa Chang, you are really amazing, you are really an old treacherous and slippery." ”
Han Zhen corrected: "Don't talk nonsense, this is called ginger is old and spicy." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Cuicui raised her head and screamed, which was actually the cry of a tiger.
Han Zhen shouted, "I understand, this bastard really eats what he becomes." She's a tiger spirit now. What is the tiger afraid of, and what is good to deal with the tiger? ”
Wan Idiot was curious: "Eating a tiger becomes a tiger, that tiger is not easy to deal with, if she eats an ant and turns back into an ant, wouldn't we be able to trample her to death with one kick." ”
Chang Gonggong said: "If she wants to eat the ants, we can add the ants to the lime powder, and when she licks the lime powder again, it is possible to lick the ants into her stomach, and then turn into ants." ”
Han Zhen hurriedly ordered the eunuch to prepare lime and ants.
After a while, the eunuchs returned, with lime in their hands and many ants in the barrels.
Xiao Cuicui suddenly curled up, trembling all over, and kept screaming loudly, and the screams she made were still like the screams of a tiger. "Why is she afraid of screaming, she likes lime, is she ...... I'm afraid of ants, it's impossible. Han Zhen said in surprise.
Father-in-law Chang nodded and said, "Your Majesty, it is true, she must be afraid of ants, in addition to being afraid of ants, she is probably also afraid of other insects." We think backwards, lime is insect killer, she likes lime so much, it is probably because she is afraid of insects. ”
Han Zhen hurriedly ordered the eunuch to sprinkle all the ants on Xiao Cuicui.
Seeing that the ants crawled on her body, Xiao Cuicui still kept letting out bursts of miserable screams, screaming and slowly recovering her original voice.
The tiger hair on her face faded, and her appearance gradually returned to her original appearance, and although she stood up, she still felt very scared.
Han Zhen clapped his hands and said happily: "Great, I finally subdued her today." Master, I avenged you so quickly. ”
He ordered the eunuch to invite Zhou Qingqing, so that she could also relieve her anger.
The eunuch hurried away, and hurried back to return to him: "Your Majesty, Zhou Nuxia said...... She said she didn't want to see you. ”
Han Zhen sighed, and said closely: "Your Majesty, do we still need to look at her Zhou Qingqing's face now, what kind of thing is she, she has the skills of Chang Gonggong, it is easy to kill her." If she doesn't come, I'll tie her up and smash this slut's mouth and break her legs. ”
Father-in-law Chang smiled faintly, pulled Wan Idiot aside, and stopped him: "Master Wan, you have always understood the emperor's intentions very well, but this time it is ......" He lowered his voice and continued: "I advise you to be kind to Zhou Qingqing, otherwise you will have a hard time in the future, don't you see that the emperor has some respect for her!"
Wan Idiot listened to his words, and felt a little awkward in his heart, thinking that in the future, the emperor would sneak back to the temple to continue to be a monk because of her own bad feelings.
Xiao Cuicui in the iron cage continued to scream, her voice was a little heartbreaking, shaking her head and shaking her head, looking very painful.
Han Zhen ordered the eunuch and the guards to carry this little Cuicui outside, the farther away the better, just thinking of ignoring her and pulling her down from starvation.
After getting outside, the ants on Xiao Cuicui's body gradually crawled away from her. She steadied herself, and her spirit returned to its previous cold and calm calm.
Seeing that there were still one or two ants crawling around on her body, she closed her eyes, and with one force, she jumped up with an iron cage, which was more than ten feet high from the ground.
The eunuch hurriedly reported the matter to Han Zhen, and when several people arrived outside, they saw Xiao Cuicui jumping up and down with the big iron cage on her body, and smashed several green bricks with a "pass" when she fell to the ground.
After a while, she stopped jumping and fell to the ground with the cage completely, then rolled around on the ground, finally knocking the cage door lock open and walking out of it.
Han Zhen sighed and said worriedly: "I...... I have a hunch, and for a moment I am afraid that I will not be able to get rid of the clutches of this little kingfisher. To deal with such a stubborn monster, unless Qin Jiuyue's sister Qin Jiuyue is invited, yes, how can I almost forget this beautiful sister, with this beautiful sister, it should be enough to deal with Xiao Cuicui. It's just that how can I get out of this situation now, I can only send ten thousand idiots and the like to please.
Thinking about it, she couldn't go, if Qin Xiaomei asked why she hadn't taken her to the palace yet, what would it be.
Xiao Cuicui came over, touched Han Zhen's face, and sneered: "Your Majesty, are you willing to admit defeat and be unconvinced by me." ”
Han Zhen said expressionlessly: "Little Kingfisher, from this moment on, I will be convinced of you." I thought in my heart that it was fortunate that Zhou Qingqing didn't want to see that she didn't come, otherwise this face would really be lost, where would she avenge her.
Xiao Cuicui touched Han Zhen's neck and said cordially: "From then on, you will be my person, and you are not allowed to cause trouble again." ”
Han Zhen thinks about it, "your people"? should add the word "kill" before "your people", "the person who killed you", as long as there is half a chance I will definitely get rid of you, do you think you are superman.
He was just about to make Wan Idiot and a few people retreat, when Zhang Dong suddenly slashed at Xiao Cuicui's body. Although he used all his strength to slash this knife, Xiao Cuicui did not suffer any damage, and she was about to catch Zhang Dong and throw him out.
Han Zhen stopped her and said, "Sister Cuicui, let's go back." Brother Zhang Dong knows that you have thick skin, so he is playing with you. Xiao Cuicui also listened to him, did not embarrass Zhang Dong anymore, and followed him back to the dormitory.
Wan Idiot thought about Han Zhen's worried tone just now, dragging his back with steps, couldn't help but tears flowed in his eyes, and said to Chang Gonggong: "Now that the emperor is in trouble, but none of us can help him, what use does he want us brothers to do." ”
Father-in-law Chang stepped forward and said, "We're going to help him soon." Today we discovered such a big secret, that little Cuicui is afraid of insects. We can get a lot of bugs to deal with her when she's unprepared. ”
Wan Idiot agreed that it was a good idea, and immediately turned his worries into joy.
After eating at noon, Han Zhen suddenly felt very uncomfortable, and felt a little fever when he touched his face.
Then he kept coughing until he coughed up blood, and he hurriedly called the eunuch to pass on the imperial doctor.
When the doctor came, he said that it was just an ordinary cold and fever, and that it would be fine with some herbs.
The last time I was sick, Zhou Qingqing was by my side to take care of herself, and I really missed her at this time.
After the imperial doctor left, Xiao Cuicui approached Han Zhen's bedside, touched his forehead with her big hand and said, "Your Majesty, why is your face so hot, come, stick to my face, my face is cold and cold." As he spoke, he pressed her face up.
Han Zhen was powerless to push her away, and said in a very weak voice: "Little Kingfisher, do you know how I felt when I saw your big cake face, I didn't want to vomit, because I vomited too much, and I couldn't vomit it anymore." You can't die far away, while you're still here insulting my eyeballs. I don't know if God ate too much gutter oil when he visited the world privately to create a primate monster like you to take revenge on society. ”
Xiao Cuicui pinched his neck and said, "Do you want to get better soon, as long as you obediently call me a good sister, your illness will be cured immediately." ”
Han Zhen laughed loudly and said, "Okay, I call you sister, God, don't let this broken kingfisher dream anymore, okay." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he continued to cough incessantly, and then he felt that his face was getting hotter and hotter.
Then he convulsed all over, his hands and feet were shaking uncontrollably, and he said with difficulty: "Your grandma's, what's the situation, my body has always been fine, and I haven't had convulsions." Oops, your brother, still smoking, this ...... Here's what's going on. It's so cold now!Little Kingfisher, get out of here, I don't want to see you at any time, the earth is so beautiful, it gave birth to human civilization, the world is so beautiful, but you show people like this, are you worthy of the oxygen and water that raised you, get out of here. ”
Xiao Cuicui hugged him tightly and said: "You're still talking nonsense here, your mouth is dry, why do you say you're so naughty." ”
She poured a cup of tea and brought it to Han Zhen's mouth, Han Zhen drank it obediently, and then spit it back on her face with a "poof".
Xiao Cuicui straightened Han Zhen's hair, touched his face and said, "Your Majesty, the more I look at you, the more handsome I become, if I become like you, I can't sleep when I think about it." ”
Han Zhen glanced at him and said, "This face of mine was given by God, and you will never have it." Do you know what it's like to be staring at me right now, like falling into a pigsty with a sow arching at me. Oh no, God, I'm talking nonsense again, pigs are prettier than her!"
Xiao Cuicui ignored his verbal insults and said to Han Zhen: "Your Majesty, let's talk about our hearts." ”
Han Zhen sneered, "Little Kingfisher, have you ever seen someone who can chat with flies?"
Xiao Cuicui suddenly became excited, shook her head violently, and said, "Don't mention flies, don't mention flies." ”
Han Zhen said proudly: "I will carry flies every day in the future, two wings, big heads, black, green, buzzing and flying, flying to your head and flying to your stomach." ”
Xiao Cuicui's whole body began to twitch, and she pointed at Han Zhen and warned, "If you mention one more word, all your subordinates will die in front of you immediately." ”
Han Zhen knew that a vicious person like her could do it if she said it, so she didn't dare to mention it again at the moment.
Seeing that he didn't mention flies, Xiao Cuicui immediately touched his head and said, "That's right, wouldn't it be nice to be well-behaved." Do you want to hear about me, it's a secret. ”
Han Zhen said coldly: "Of course don't listen, the life and death of a beast, as well as the fluctuation of the price of this beast sold in the vegetable market, will I be in the mood to listen! Those tears were, of course, tears of joy and excitement. ”
Xiao Cuicui smiled faintly and was about to leave, but Han Zhen still couldn't help but stop her and asked what secret she wanted to say.
Xiao Cuicui pinched his neck again, and then said, "Actually, I'm not human." ”
Han Zhen gasped and said, "You hide away for me, get out, do you hear me." Is this called a secret, who said that you are a human, who is it, Zhang Dong, Wan Idiot, or Chang Gonggong. It's so self-inflicted. ”
Cuicui continued to stare at his neck.
Han Zhen couldn't help but touch his neck, and suddenly found out how the wound from her bite yesterday healed so quickly, which was really a bit incredible, but thinking about it, the other party was a monster, which was not surprising.
Xiao Cuicui continued: "In addition to the fact that I am not a human, I am neither a man, nor a woman, nor a eunuch. ”
Han Zhen was startled, almost sat up, coughed a few times, and shouted, "It turns out that you bastard is ...... It's a shemale. ”
Xiao Cuicui replied: "What kind of demon is a shemale, I'm not a shemale, I still don't say what kind of demon it is, so as not to scare you out." ”
Han Zhen suddenly felt a headache at this time, this severe pain was enough to make him tremble all over, and the pain became more and more severe, so he hit the wall with his head, and the more it hurt, the more he hit it, until his head broke and bleed.
After another violent cough, his headache lessened slightly.
At this time, the fever became serious, and when I touched my face, I felt that it was suddenly so hot, and according to my own experience, how could the fever exceed 40 degrees this time.
He touched the blood on his head again and sighed: "It seems that I can't get better from my illness this time." I remember that one of my uncle's donkeys died like this, and when he couldn't stand the headache, he hit the wall, and when he broke it, it still hurt, and in the end he died. Death is not terrible, the key is that the most humiliating and disappointing thing is that I have you by my side when I die, little kingfisher, get away from you. ”
Xiao Cuicui hugged him up, and said kindly: "I can make your pain a lot easier in an instant, it depends on whether you are willing to listen to me." ”
"You don't need to ask, get out of here, get out of me, stay away from me. ”
"Your Majesty, it seems that you are still not uncomfortable enough, you don't know what will happen next, and then you will bleed from seven holes, your teeth will begin to fall out, and your whole face will slowly rot. Xiao Cuicui said in an extremely flat tone.
Han Zhen was taken aback, grabbed her fiercely and asked, "How do you know, the reason why I became like this is because of you, what medicine did you give me, and what is your purpose?"
Xiao Cuicui hugged Han Zhen tighter and asked, "Close your eyes, don't talk and don't make trouble, it will be fine soon." ”
Han Zhen had become very weak at this time, slowly closed his eyes and began to wait for death.
Suddenly, he felt a slight stinging pain in his neck, and just like the previous time, he couldn't help but open his eyes, and saw that Xiao Cuicui was already the same hideous face as before, and she was sucking her own blood again. He could clearly feel the blood flowing in his neck, and slowly felt much more comfortable, his head didn't hurt, and the fever subsided, this refreshing feeling made him indescribably happy.
Han Zhen thought that his illness would be cured so quickly, and now the matter could not be clearer, he suddenly got this emergency because Xiao Cuicui had sucked her own blood, and the symptoms suddenly disappeared, and it was also because she sucked blood again. That is to say, she has been completely controlled by her and has become a real puppet between her and Li Mingmao, and it seems that there is no chance of turning the tables around. I really regret that I didn't fight to the death with Li Mingmao and Xiao Cuicui, and I may have a chance to win like that. Master Li gave up the throne to himself so easily, but he was already sure that he wanted to go back.
This Li Mingmao is not in a hurry or dry, he can bend and stretch, no wonder Wang Kuicheng became his pawn so easily.
Alas, just this time I, a wise man, will have a thousand worries, and Master Li, a fool, will have a thousand thoughts, so I comfort myself. But now it seems that there is no chance at all, at least if you can live and not become a prisoner.
Xiao Cuicui patted Han Zhen and said, "Do you know why all this is? I can tell you that I have replaced the blood in your body with 'Sick Demon Blood', you may have the characteristics of the Demon Eye Sharp Body at any time, or you may have the characteristics of the Sick Demon Pain at any time, and you may also become a mad demon killing monster...... Wait, it's up to you. ”
Han Zhen thought about how he had been tossed by Hu Hanba and the demon in that Rong'er painting before, he was already dead, he was no longer human, and at this moment he could be regarded as borrowing the demon corpse to return his body, so what was it at this moment?