Chapter 23 Life and Death in the Boundless Universe 7
Ouyang Long'er thought to herself: "Sister Linglong wants to kill Master Lu, she must think that he killed us, and it is not easy to say that he is dead, it may be that Fang Xin secretly promised, or she may be afraid that he will not be able to find out our whereabouts if he dies." "Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" suddenly thought: "Isn't the woman next to Lu Xingyun a delicate girl?" and asked, "What is the woman's name?" Xuan Dian frowned and thought for a moment, and said, "It seems to be the surname." Ouyang Long'er frowned and said, "What's the surname?" Xuan Dian said, "She didn't tell me." He and Linglong lived in the same room for many days, either sleeping or wandering around the temple, and sure enough, he didn't know who Ha Linglong's surname was. Ouyang Long'er asked him a lot of questions, but Xuan Dian either shook his head and didn't know, or he couldn't tell him, Ouyang Long'er asked for a long time, but found nothing, so angry that he slapped the table, pointed at Xuan Dian and said, "How can I have a stupid apprentice like you!"
This remark hit the nail on the head, and he also said loudly: "Who is your apprentice? I am not your apprentice." ”
Ouyang Long'er said: "What, if you don't recognize me as a master, you don't recognize the master?"
Xuan Dian raised his head and said, "If you want me to kowtow to the master a hundred times, it's okay, if you want to call your master, there is no door." ”
Ouyang Long'er saw that he was very resolute, and he was helpless for a while, thought slightly, and said with a smile: "It's not without benefit that you call me Shiniang." Xuan Dian said: "Even if you put the world's delicacies in front of me, I will never let a little woman be my elder." Ouyang Long'er said: "The benefit lies in the word elders." Xuan Dian was stunned for a moment, and Ouyang Long'er continued: "You and your senior brother are not very harmonious, right?" Xuan Dian said: "What is it?" Ouyang Long'er said: "Think about it, your senior brother is a serious Shaolin abbot, how respectful his status is, you call me Shi Niang, he should also call me Shi Niang, isn't it more pleasant than urinating on his bare head?" Xuan Dian's eyes really lit up, and he thought: "Let my senior brother call this flower-like female doll Shiniang, even if he doesn't die of anger, he will have to vomit blood and get seriously ill." Thinking of this, I can't help but be moved. Ouyang Long'er squinted at him, and said: "The benefits are more than these, you are naturally delicious, are you willing to call me my master, as long as you want to eat anything in the future, I can't get it without your master." Xuan Dian is fifty-seven years old this year, and he is afraid that he will stay in the kitchen for no less than forty years, and when he saw Ouyang Long'er's skin like snow and his fingers like onion roots, he said, "I don't believe you." Gu Yuecong smiled: "Apprentice, she doesn't know how to cook, but it is not difficult for her to persuade all the famous chefs in the world to cook a meal for you." Xuan Dian knew that Master had never been joking, and when he heard this, he believed it for eight points and said: "When you say this, I suddenly remembered that I really have a wish that has not been fulfilled." Ouyang Long'er said: "Tell me about it." Xuan Dian said: "That is to eat pear slices with steamed civets, and it must be made by Shi Wei, the imperial chef in the palace." Ouyang Long'er said: "You let him do it." Xuan Dian shook his head and said: "This person's bones are very hard, saying that after her wife died, she swore that she would never cook this dish again, and she refused to cook, and I wanted to kill him several times, but after killing him, no one in the world could make pear slices with steamed civet cats so delicious, and I couldn't do it." Ouyang Long'er didn't think about it, and said: "What's so difficult about this, your fists are useless, you have to use your mouth, as long as I say three or two words, he will be willing to cook that civet cat for you." Xuan Dian glanced at her and said, "You can only brag, how do I know if you have real skills." The guards were so shrewd, and seeing that Xuan Dian was stupid, he said: "Miss Ouyang, you asked me to divorce my wife last month, and I was willing." Another also rushed to say: "The girl let me swallow the dead rat in the gutter alive, and now I think about it, it is really the world's first delicacy in the world today, and every time I think of it, I can't sleep late at night." The incident happened suddenly, and the last guard couldn't think of anything more shocking, so he had to say: "Girl, after I came from the palace, I was really refreshed and refreshed." His voice was high-pitched, and he deliberately raised his voice when he said this, sounding like a eunuch. The more Xuan Dian listened, the more curious he became, and he couldn't help but say: "You divorced your wife, you ate dead mice, and you became a eunuch, she asked you to do it?" The three of them nodded to themselves and said in unison: "Willingly." ”
Xuan Dian looked at the three of them and said, "You won't gang up to deceive me, right?"
At this time, suddenly heard the noise downstairs, many people rushed up from the stairs, everyone only said that Wang Yiwu invited rescuers to find trouble, they were all shocked, raised their eyes, only to see dozens of farmers rushing up, some of these people are carrying hoes, some are carrying baskets, some are carrying baskets, some are carrying back baskets, walked to Ouyang Long'er, and knelt on the ground together, one of the old men said: "I waited to learn that Ouyang girl's fairy trail has come, and I have come to kowtow." As he spoke, he knocked his head up.
Not only Xuan Dian, but the rest of the people were surprised, Ouyang Long'er also raised his eyebrows, and said tentatively: "You recognize me?"
The old man said, "Engong...... Enniang, you are really a noble person, two years ago, it was you who persuaded the Tartars to withdraw from the army in three sentences, and our old and young people in Niulan Village were able to survive. The other said: "Yes, if it were not for your golden words, the more than 3,000 fierce and arrogant robbers would not have regretted it, and returned with tears, not only the goods they had stolen, but also the horses and belongings they had brought with us." ”
An old woman in the crowd said: "Girl, that night a Mongolian soldier coveted my beauty and wanted to insult me, my clothes were stripped of him, it was you who persuaded him to voluntarily cut off the root of his life, and swore that he would never be a robber again, have you forgotten?" The old woman has dark skin, a flat nose and thick lips, and there is a small eye feces in the corner of one of her eyes. ”
Ouyang Long'er swept her eyes around, and saw He Hulai leaning behind the screen to give her a look, she immediately understood that these people must have been hired by He Hulai, and he must have seen this scene, so he asked these villagers to play such a play. Ouyang Long'er patted his head and said, "Yes, when you say that, I vaguely remember, two years ago, I did pass by a place called Niulan Village, and you also told me that your father-in-law is called Wu...... Black...... What is the matter?" said the old woman, "It's called Wu Da Niu." Ouyang Long'er said: "That's right. When Boss Wu heard this, he couldn't help but say, "We are our own family." ”
At this time, the little second of the shop brought a large plate of braised pork upstairs, he first put the meat aside, found an undamaged table, put it in the empty space to straighten it, and said with a smile: "The shopkeeper said, in order to reward the heroes for driving away the thieves, this meal is a treat in the small shop, please use it slowly." ”