Chapter Thirty-Nine: Don't Forget Business in Fights
Huang Tianci, the young man of Yunyun, gambled money with Yuan Tianhua and Chang Baiweiser last night, and just lost thousands of taels of silver, and suddenly heard the fat old man say these words of fortune, and suddenly became atmospheric, and said secretly: "Lao Tzu lost money, you Wishing you prosperity, aren't you coming at me?" Pulling water and grinding a single knife jumped onto the stage and said loudly: "Fat old man, don't say it!"
The fat old man smiled: "It turned out to be the owner of Huangzhai! Fortunately, fortunately, you and I are both from Hebei, here and now, we can be regarded as a family!"
Huang Tianci scolded: "Who the fuck is a family with you old bastard? Fat old man, hurry up and get out of here!"
The fat old man was not angry or annoyed, but still said with a smile on his face: "Lord Huangzhai, heroes will be, heroes will be, all heroes can come up, you can get up, he can get up, why can't the fat old man be on it?"
Huang Tianci said: "Didn't you listen to General Li Da said? Only the chief village owners of each village can come to the stage to compete, your Wuling Mountain has been destroyed by the Four Desolate Mountains, you and Qiao Feng have also returned to the six monsters of the Heavenly Remnant, and now you have become Tie Yan's subordinates, what qualifications do you have to take the position of commander?"
The fat old man said: "The owner of the Yellow Village is not the head of the village, why did he come to the stage?"
Huang Tianci said: "We have two village owners in the Seven Peerless Mountains, and my eldest brother and I are both the chief village masters, of course I can go up." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The fat old man said: "Brother Huang is wrong, although my Wuling Mountain has been temporarily destroyed, there are still thousands of brothers scattered on the rivers and lakes, and they are still under our command, and there are people who have a village, although I and the master of Qiao Village have joined the Eight Monsters of the Heavenly Remnant, but they are still the owners of the Wuling Mountain, and now the Wuling Mountain is the rudder of the Eight Monsters of the Heavenly Remnant, and we also have two village owners in the Wuling Mountain, why can't the fat old man come?"
Huang Tianci scolded: "Strong words, look at the knife!" A knife "Little Night Cold Wind" stabbed obliquely into the top of the fat old man's head.
The fat old man smiled: "If you don't agree with words, you will draw a knife, this kind of business cannot be done." The golden abacus greeted it upward, and the single knife just slashed on the abacus. The fat old man did not wait for Huang Tianci to return the knife, the golden abacus was handed forward, according to Huang Tianci's brain, and shouted loudly: "Brother Huang, Wishing you prosperity!"
Huang Tianci was angry in his heart, and said secretly: "You slapped Lao Tzu's head and shouted Wishing you prosperity, you are obviously using me as a monkey." How did he know that every trick of the fat old man was inseparable from wealth, treasure, gold, and hair, and this trick was really called "Wishing you prosperity". Huang Tianci saw that this abacus was really vicious, and as soon as he handed it in, he wanted to insert it through the crack of the abacus and let the fat old man taste his power.
The fat old man smiled and said: "Brother Huang, don't worry, don't you hear the truth of making money with harmony?"
Huang Tianci shouted, "Not good!" It was too late to think about the knife again, and the single knife was instantly twisted away by the fat old man's abacus.
The fat old man kicked up the single knife, took it in his hand, and said with a smile: "Good knife, good knife, even if you can't get the position of generalissimo, you can still get a knife, I didn't expect this transaction to make a small profit!"
Huang Tianci was so angry that he scolded: "Stinky old man, if you fight, you will fight, don't you keep opening your mouth and saying anything?
The fat old man laughed, his fat body suddenly rose flat, and Huang Tianci hit him in the stomach with a punch in front of him.
Huang Tianci punched, he was very happy, he wanted to punch this angry fat old man again, but he didn't expect to be able to pull out the punch, and when he looked forward, his fist had been deeply immersed in the fat on the fat old man's stomach. The fat old man used the fat on his abdomen to clamp Huang Tianci's fist, which showed how deep his skills were, and all the heroes present looked sideways.
Huang Tianci's eldest brother, the jade-faced and fierce Huang Tianluo, the head of the Seven Peerless Mountains, was still standing there casually, as if being played by the fat old man on the stage had nothing to do with him at all.
Huang Tianci scolded: "Let go of my hand!" stretched out his left hand and grabbed the fat old man's stomach.
The fat old man's stomach was more flexible than a human hand, and when he saw Huang Tianci's palm, he opened it violently like a mouth, sucking his other hand inside. This is good, Huang Tianci's two hands were sucked in by the fat old man's stomach, he couldn't get in and couldn't get in, and he couldn't pull it out, it was really embarrassing.
The group has never seen such a magical belly, nor has he seen such a funny way of playing, and he couldn't stop laughing for a while.
Huang Tianci said loudly: "Fat old man, what kind of fighting style are you, let go of my hand, let's have a good fight!"
The fat old man patted Huang Tianci's head with a golden abacus, and said with a smile: "What do you know, the way to defeat the enemy is a good way, and it is the best business." If you don't even understand this, don't run around in the future, be careful not only won't make money, but you'll also lose your capital. With that, his stomach suddenly opened.
Huang Tianci was trying to pull his fist back, but he didn't expect the fat old man to suddenly let go of his stomach, he took a few steps backwards and slammed into the audience.
Huang Tianluo was in front of the stage, but he didn't even raise his head, just like that, he watched Huang Tianci fall down the stage.
Huang Tianci, who fell this time, was enough to stand up for a long time, he knew that his martial arts were far from the fat old man, and he no longer dared to challenge on stage.
Huang Tianluo hugged his fists and said: "Fat village master, good skills." ”
The fat old man smiled: "Thank you Boss Huang for his good words." ”
The fat old man stepped forward, held the golden abacus in his arms, and shouted: "Everyone makes money, everyone makes money, and everyone makes money, which hero comes to the stage to talk about business with Fat?"
Suddenly, someone shouted: "The fat boss has made a fortune, congratulations, I also came to talk to the fat boss about business!" The figure flashed, and it was the head of the Erlongshan General Village who came to the stage.
The fat old man said with a smile: "It turned out to be the owner of Guan Zhai, your Shandong is a treasure of feng shui, it is really outstanding people, and the products are extensive, it seems that my fat old man's business is going to be big!"
Guan Tianbao smiled: "That's good, presumably the fat boss will never treat me badly!"
The fat old man smiled and said, "That's that! Harmony makes money, harmony makes money!" When the words fell, his golden abacus had already slapped at Guan Tianbao, which was a trick to "attract wealth and enter the treasure". The power of his golden abacus is really extraordinary, not only has a large attack range, but also because there are gaps between the abacus, he can observe the enemy situation at any time, which is much more powerful than those shields, hammers and other weapons.
Guan Tianbao said with a smile: "The fat boss did such a big business with me as soon as he came up, but where can I withstand this small business?"
Guan Tianbao's skill is much higher than that of the fat old man, and this time it shook the fat old man's golden abacus more than two feet high. He pulled the stick back, and stabbed the fat old man in the lower abdomen with a move "White Snake into the Hole", and said loudly: "The fat boss's belly is a cornucopia, I'll go in and take a look!"