"Then you read for the teacher, and how the teacher teaches you on weekdays. Guiguzi said angrily, he took off his coat and put it on the sofa casually, he sat on the sofa, looked at the two people standing in front of him, snorted lightly and stopped looking at them: "Hmph." ”

Xiao Zhuang held Gai Nie in one hand, and with the other hand, he neatly hung Guiguzi's coat on the hanger at the door, and handed over a cup of tea.

Guiguzi took the tea brought by Xiaozhuang, took a few sips, and still looked at the two in front of him angrily.

Xiao Zhuang said solemnly: "The one who closes, the way of heaven and earth, changes yin and yang, and opens and closes at four times to transform all things vertically and horizontally." ”

Gai Nie is still a respectful and milky voice: "The teacher is respected, the junior brother is second, and Nie is light." The great man of the ancient chivalry, feed the teacher and feed the brother. Diligence and thrift are the way to keep the family, and arrogance and lasciviousness will be punished by God. ”

After Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang finished saying what Guiguzi taught them, both of them were stunned, they looked at each other, both of them looked shocked, and then they moved in the direction of Guiguzi with disbelief.

Guiguzi was sucking tea there, but as soon as he heard what they said, he choked on a big sip of tea when he was not prepared. He coughed violently a few times before coughing out the tea leaves in his throat, only to see him gasp for two breaths of comfort, and then said to himself with a strange expression: "How did I forget this." Nie'er's compassionate heart can't be a Guiguzi, so I didn't teach him the art of shutting down!"

"What?" Xiao Zhuang's eyes widened, staring at Gai Nie, and said with some curiosity: "Is what the master taught me different from the senior brother?"

"Well, it seems so. Gai Nie had a gloomy face, nodded, and then stared at Guiguzi with an aggressive gaze, the look was like he was going to eat Guiguzi, but there was no word of blame, he just threatened Guiguzi with his eyes, this is the so-called cold violence, right?

Hearing Gai Nie say this, Xiao Zhuang smiled and nodded, and then he also moved his gaze to Guiguzi's body, and said with a relaxed attitude: "It's not good, Master." Senior brother got angry, I really don't know what it will be like!"

Guiguzi felt that Xiao Zhuang was a kind of muddy existence at this time, and he shouted: "Xiao Zhuang! Wei Shi saw the red lotus looking for you in the park just now! You go to play with her!"

"Hmph~" Xiao Zhuang knew Guiguzi's intentions, so he didn't say anything, just put Gai Nie on the sofa, and then opened the door and went out.

The door made a heavy sound, and he listened to the footsteps at the door and walked farther and farther, until he was gone, and Guiguzi relaxed slightly. But Gai Nie was still staring at him with scorching eyes, this look, this eye, just like Gai Nie, who was a sword saint, the expression of his sword at the moment when it was unsheathed, Guiguzi felt a little relieved that it was good that Nie Er had taken the elixir of life at this moment, otherwise he would definitely use Yuan Hong to cut him! Guiguzi thought so, and then he smiled all over his face, and said in a more gentle voice: "Nie'er." ”

"Why?" Gai Nie had never been so angry, and what he hated most at the moment was Guiguzi: "Why did you teach me some messy things when you taught my brother the art of smashing things?"

"Nie'er!" Guiguzi heard Gai Nie's words, pretending to be a little displeased, and still said with a smile on his face: "It's also good for you to be a teacher, you think, for the teacher only taught Xiaozhuang the art of slashing, and for the teacher to teach you a lot! You think about it, the swordsmanship and Confucianism have also taught you a lot as a teacher! There are also strategies for governing the country!"

"Really?" Gai Nie didn't believe the big words that Guiguzi said just now, but there was no way, who let Guiguzi be the master, Gai Nie deliberately gave Guiguzi a step down.

"Yes. Guiguzi nodded, stared at Gai Nie with very sincere eyes, and said with a joking smile: "Look, isn't it good to be a teacher to train you to become the number one sword saint in the world!"

Gai Nie was silent, just put on a paralyzed face, Gai Nie's appearance still made Guiguzi a little worried. He took the strawberry cream tart on the table, opened the package, he first pretended to be surprised and said, "Yo! It's the strawberry cream tart, Nie'er likes the strawberry flavor the most!" ”

Gai Nie leaned his face over, and took a bite to forgive Guiguzi.

Guiguzi watched Gai Nie take a bite, and instantly the whole person relaxed, he scooped up another spoonful of strawberry cream tart, handed it to Gai Nie's mouth, Guiguzi said, "Come, master feed." ”

Seeing Guiguzi's smiling face, coupled with his meaty words, Gai Nie instantly felt uncomfortable, and he pushed Guiguzi's hand away angrily and said, "Master, don't be like this, I'm not a real baby." ”

Guiguzi smiled and said, "Good! Nie'er!

At this time, the door was opened again, and Xiao Zhuang scratched his head and walked in, and said, "I forgot to bring my phone." As he spoke, he glanced in the direction of the sofa, and at this glance, Xiao Zhuang was stunned.

"Master, brother, what are you doing?" Xiao Zhuang looked at this picture with a confused expression.

Guiguzi didn't pay attention to Xiaozhuang, but continued to stare at Gai Nie, at this time, the red mark on Gai Nie's face that was taken by the door was still quite obvious, Guiguzi said worriedly: "Nie'er, what's wrong with your face?"

Gai Nie touched the lines on his face that were clearly visible, and there were still some swollen and painful lines, and just as he was about to speak, he heard Xiao Zhuang speak first: "Senior brother's head has been squeezed by them!"

"Your head was just squeezed by the door!What nonsense!" After Guiguzi heard this, he angrily reprimanded Xiao Zhuang.

"I mean really. Xiao Zhuang said with sincerity on his face: "My head almost squeezed the door just now." ”

"Hmph!" Guiguzi snorted angrily, and then ignored Xiao Zhuang.

"That's right, master. Just when Xiaozhuang and Guiguzi were arguing, Gai Nie deliberately diverted the topic and said, "Senior brother and I saw you in the square just now. ”

"Well, when?" Guiguzi asked, still sipping tea.

Xiao Zhuang interjected: "Well, that's when Gongsun's fat woman and Donghuang Taiyi are preparing to fight." ”

"Poof" Guiguzi was choked on another sip of tea after hearing this, he coughed twice, took two more tissues placed on the coffee table and wiped the water stains on his mouth and beard, and then said with a little nervousness: "When you see the teacher, what are you doing as the teacher?"

"The master is whispering to Aunt Gongsun. Ganie said truthfully.

"Didn't you see it before?" Guiguzi still looked a little worried.

"No, master, what were you doing before?" Xiao Zhuang shook his head, and then asked curiously.

"Fortunately" After Guiguzi heard Xiaozhuang's answer, he blurted out involuntarily, and only he could hear the small voice: "Fortunately, they didn't see me and Linglong dancing in the square." ”

Gai Nie was closest to Guiguzi, he was sitting in front of Guiguzi, but he still didn't hear what Guiguzi was saying, Gai Nie asked suspiciously: "En, master, what are you talking about?"

"Huh? Guiguzi replied a little evasively, as if he was hiding something.

"However, master, you are really powerful. Xiao Zhuang stood behind the sofa, put one hand across his chest, and gently squeezed the minibus with the other, and said, "I just muttered a few words, and then I took that fat woman! What did you say to the fat woman of Gongsun?"

Hearing Xiao Zhuang ask, Guiguzi lightly twisted his gray beard and said calmly, "Guess what?"

Xiao Zhuang and Gai Nie both thought for a while. Gai Nie said: "Famous masters are famous for relying on the art of debate, if the master is just a simple persuasion, then Gongsun Linglong will not walk away so easily, or in such a hurry." ”

"En" Guiguzi nodded, and said with a very satisfied smile: "Nie'er's analysis is very insightful, so Xiaozhuang, you can also talk about it." ”

"Hmph~" Xiao Zhuang said disdainfully: "Do you still need to guess this? Master, you always ask such a naïve question." You must have met the ovary on the way to the square, and then asked where the ovary was going, and then told the fat woman of Gongsun where the ovary was, and reported the coordinates of the ovary, which opened the fat woman of Gongsun, right?"

Hearing Xiao Zhuang's series of reasoning, this time it was Guiguzi who looked confused, he didn't expect Xiao Zhuang to guess it word for word.

"How do you know?" Guiguzi stared at Xiao Zhuang dumbfounded.

"Hmph~" Another contemptuous smile, Xiao Zhuang said: "During the meal, my brother and I happened to meet Gongsun's fat woman who was dating the ovary! ”

"You're absolutely right. Guiguzi was even more stunned.

"The ovary once told me that when he met the fat woman of Gongsun on the road, he left immediately, and only when he met her, the ovary would greet her, and he would leave immediately after saying hello," Xiaozhuang continued: "This time the fat woman of Gongsun can go on a date with the ovary, it must be that the fat woman has prepared in advance." ”

"Uh" Guiguzi heard Xiao Zhuang say this, and he also felt that what he had done was a little wrong, and he sighed helplessly: "As a teacher, I always hear Linglong say how much Zhang Liang likes him, and over time, I think Zhang Liang and Linglong are true love."

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