Chapter Twenty-Seven: Have You Ever Felt Despair?
"Or, I'll let you be beaten up three times and go up the mountain?"
Hearing Wei Suo's suggestion, the three of them were even more speechless. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info You brain-pumping scum, you even dare to kick the plaque of the grandfather and the handwriting in half. Now let's beat you up? Why don't you rise in the day?
When Wei Suo saw the three of them, his face was broken and angry, and he didn't dare to speak. I thought I could add some experience to myself with mosquito meat, but these three cowards obviously don't have that guts.
"Then don't grind the time, the devil knows how far this road up the mountain is. Hurry up and pick up the broken plaque, otherwise my master will send you three on the road now. ”
Li Meng and Qi Haotian looked loveless, holding this plaque and waiting to go up the mountain, the cliff will let the people who stay in the immortal gate be killed. But if you don't hold it, you will be killed by this thief now.
O heaven, O earth. Why did Lao Tzu provoke such a evil god?
Just a few steps away, Wei Suo lightly ordered: "Don't have the expressions of dead fathers and dead mothers, we are here to give gifts, give me a little festive." ”
Send your sister, this Nima is simply going to the end. Although they were infinitely sad and waited for their own death, under Wei Suo's obscenity, the three of them still looked happy. It's just that this smile is even more ugly than crying.
After walking for more than an hour, as he got closer to the Liuxian Gate, the spiritual power of the surrounding heaven and earth became more and more intense. Wei Suo only felt relaxed, as if he was standing on the peak of the mountain when the earth was climbing, and he couldn't help but yell to vent his emotions.
Thinking of this, Wei Suo said with a comfortable face: "You guys shout with me." ”
Seeing that the three of them did not answer, they looked like they were resigned to their fate. Wei Suo is shouted: "The Liuxian Sect is a scumbag!
“......”
Originally, the mood of the three of them was like the smashed plaque in their hands. Now that they heard Wei Suo scolding Liuxianmen again, the three of them were almost crying. Nima, I'm going home! I'm looking for my mother...... I don't want to be an immortal master anymore!
Seeing that the three of them were about to cry, Wei Suo said coldly: "You don't shout, do you? ”
"Don't! Wei Ye, I'll shout!"
"Wei Ye, I also shouted... I was just clearing my throat. ”
Seeing Wei Suo's fierce appearance, the three of them hurriedly explained. What can't this evil god do now? It's better to die than to live. Even if you live a little longer, what if this god is really awesome?
However, even if this guy is very good, he can escape under the attack of Liuxianmen. But what about the three of us? I'm a spicy mom...
Why don't you let Wei Suo have a good time now? After being tortured like this, his heart is about to explode.
It's just that the three of them still had the idea of luck in their hearts, so they could only weakly follow Wei Suo and shouted.
"The Liuxian Sect is a scum!"
"The Liuxian Sect is a scum!"
"Louder, haven't you eaten?"
"The Liuxian Sect is a scum!" Hearing Wei Suo's scolding, the three of them hurriedly raised their voices. In my heart, I regret it infinitely, if I was given a chance to do it again, I wouldn't provoke him.
So, on the way to Liuxianmen, you can hear this clear shout, "The Liuxianmen sect is a scum, and the Liuxianmen is full of ducks!"
"Staying in the immortal is sunshine, the disciples go to the center, there are many people in turn, and I sit in the village when there are few people!"
"The whole family of the disciples who stayed in the immortals exploded, the funeral feast roasted the corpse, the hearse drifted, the ashes were bibimbap, the corpse was raised with pigs, the brains were watered, the mourning hall party, the funeral celebration, the bone marrow was boiled, the shroud catwalk, the coffin was flowered, and the mother was hung on the tree. ”
The three of them were forced by Wei Suo and shouted at the loudest voice. Through the addition of internal forces, the volume is as loud as a megaphone in the age of the earth.
The main entrance of Liuxian Gate, that is magnificent. The huge entrance is nearly twenty or thirty meters high, and on the pillars on both sides, on the left is a golden dragon with teeth and claws hovering without eyesight. On the right is a dazzling phoenix hovering upward, the dragon and phoenix and the momentum of the song, coupled with the huge plaque on the top, it seems to be majestic, proud of the world.
The disciples guarding the gate today are two disciples of the outer gate. Originally, this door-guarding work was basically done by miscellaneous disciples. But recently, Liuxianmen opened a recruitment conference, and for the sake of face, Liuxianmen still sent two immortal masters who were extremely admired by mortals to stand at the door.
These two gatekeepers have just succeeded in gathering qi, which can be regarded as the level of the first level of qi training. But even if the innate master, or the mortal king and emperor saw it, this is a figure who needs to be flattered by them.
Although it was a guard at the stationing gate, the two outer disciples were obviously standing and entering the meditation. Silently absorbing the spiritual power of heaven and earth and cultivating it.
It's just that the two of them are practicing well, but suddenly there is a voice against the sky in their ears.
"The Liuxian Gate is full of scum, and there are chickens and ducks in the Liuxian Gate. One tael of silver can be used for a spring night, and ten taels of gold can be proud!"
The disciples guarding the door instantly opened their eyes and looked at each other with bewildered expressions. Who is this Nima who has gone up the mountain? Is it that he is looking for death or what? How dare he shout such a rebellious word at our doorstep?
As the voice came from far to near, the two disciples saw the people who were coming. It's just that when they saw it clearly, the two of them were even more frightened.
A lewd-looking man with three dog minions? But to their horror, they were holding a plaque with a pen carried by their grandfather? Am I dazzled?!!
"Who is coming? Holding the thing that my grandfather is carrying a pen? Are you looking for death?"
Wei Suo smiled and said, "Of course it's your grandfather and me." ”
"Poof!"
As soon as Wei Suo's words were finished, he didn't wait for the two disciples of Liuxian Sect who were guarding the door to make a difficulty. At that time, Li Meng and the three of them all knelt down in unison. These three cowards can't bear the mental pressure anymore. We can't afford to play, we can't play anymore! let's kill us.
Seeing the three subordinates kneeling, the disciples guarding the door were also confused. Is this a way to play?And Wei Suo shook his head helplessly, these three cowards, the cowardice of Zhen Nima.
But no matter what the game is, let's take down the daring thief first.
"The thief looks at the sword. ”
The disciple at the gate took out the long sword he carried with him, and after blessing the spiritual power, he killed it with a sword. Although they are now in the Qi training stage, they have only just succeeded in gathering Qi after all. I didn't learn any exercises, and I still hope to guard the door this time and get the merit points of the sect, so that I can change some exercises in the Qi training stage.
Wei Suo saw that a person on the other side was killing with a sword, and he didn't say anything on his face. He didn't move until the other party met him.
"Bang, poof......"
With a casual swing of the hand knife, the disciple who came up with the sword was easily dealt with by Wei Suo to the ground. In Wei Suo's opinion, this level of speed is simply a playback in slow motion.
"Hiss......"
When everyone saw this, they all gasped. Forget about killing Meng Yun in seconds yesterday, even the immortal master who stayed in the Immortal Gate can be in seconds today, this Wei Suo Zhen Nyima is a monster.
And the other disciple who was guarding the door next to him was even more frightened when he saw this. This person obviously doesn't have any spiritual power on his body, why is he so strong?
You must know that a disciple who has reached the first level of Qi training, even if he has not learned advanced secular martial arts. But after being washed and blessed by the spiritual power of heaven and earth, it is not something that an innate master can contend with.
Seeing that the disciple was dumbfounded, Wei Suo smiled and said, "Hurry up and go in and report, just say that I am here to preside over the family law of Liuxianmen." ”