Chapter 106: Bi Fang or Analogy

"You're here, I can't sleep!" said Old Bi.

"I won't make a sound!" Tianming still didn't understand, Lao Bi wanted to blast him out because he was afraid of him.

"Are you going to go quickly!" Lao Bi was helpless.

"Why do you always bomb me away, am I so annoying?" Tianming said a little unhappily.

"No," Lao Bi said, "You're fine! I'm afraid you're tired!"

"It's okay!" Tianming stood outside the door, waved his hand, and said generously.

At this time, the internal official who was in charge of serving Lao Bi really couldn't see it, he deliberately coughed twice, trying to attract Tianming's attention, but Tianming's attention was completely on Lao Bi, so Tianming simply ignored his own existence, and even if the internal official was humble, he needed to brush up on his sense of existence! Thinking so, the internal official deliberately came to Tianming and coughed vigorously twice: "Ahem!"

"What are you doing?" Tianming was sprayed with saliva by the internal official, he immediately dodged away, and then wiped the saliva on his face in disgust.

"Tianming Shaoxia. The internal official whispered, "I think you should please come back." ”

"Why?" Tianming asked with an uncertain expression, "Why are you bombing me again?"

"Judging from the slave, this boss Bi is probably afraid of you before he insists on letting you leave. The insider said.

Tianming scratched the back of his head and wondered, "Do I look so terrible?"

The internal official immediately shook his head and said negatively: "Tianming Young Man is naturally handsome and smart. ”

"Then why is Lao Bi afraid of me?" Tianming asked to himself.

"This problem" The internal official also discovered the attribute of Tianming's broken mouth, and the internal official intended to leave, but no matter what Tianming said, he was also a popular person around Yingzheng, in the eyes of the internal official, as long as he was involved with Yingzheng, he was a person he couldn't afford to mess with.

The internal official hesitated for a moment, and then said, "You better go and ask him." ”

"Oh. Tianming replied in a low voice, and then made the appearance of shouting to the house. When the internal official saw it, he hurriedly stopped him, only to hear the internal official say: "It's so late, there is no noise in the palace, and I ask the young man of Tianming to forgive me." ”

Tianming listened to the words of the internal official, and nodded understandingly: "Then I'll say one more word and leave!"

"Just one sentence!" said Neiguan.

"Hmm. Tianming nodded, and then said, "Hey, Lao Bi, what's your real name?"

"What are you asking for?" Hearing Tianming asking Lao Bi's name, Lao Bi put on a disgusted attitude, it seemed that he was unwilling to reveal his actual name.

"Because I'm curious!" Tianming said as a matter of course.

Lao Bi stood at the door and asked angrily: "Are you curious about the baby?"

"It can be!" Tianming said as a matter of course.

This kind of conversation, not only Lao Bi listened uncomfortably, but even the accompanying internal officials felt uncomfortable, and the internal officials casually found a reason to leave first, and this reason also has a literary name, that is, borrowing urine to escape.

Lao Bi also heard the words of the internal official inside, he despised the internal official, but his best barrier is gone, although it is not big here, but only himself and the curious baby Tianming are left, which can't help but make Lao Bi uncomfortable.

I heard Tianming standing outside the door shouting loudly: "If you don't say anything again, I'll go in." ”

Lao Bi didn't respond, and Tianming saw that Lao Bi didn't answer, so he walked towards the room where Lao Bi was located step by step.

Tianming deliberately made the footsteps loud to tease Lao Bi.

Listening to the footsteps outside the door, Lao Bi finally said: "My name is Bi Fang!

"Bi Fang?" Tianming heard Lao Bi's name and smiled stupidly: "Hahaha, what a strange name." ”

"What's strange, what a nice name. Hearing Tianming's belittling of his name, Bi Fang was also a little unhappy.

"Bi Fang analogy?" Tianming muttered: "For example, for example" Then Tianming snapped his fingers and said excitedly: "You are the one who is often beaten? No wonder you are so afraid of seeing me, don't you worry, I won't make an analogy!" But your accent is strong enough, where are you from?"

"My name is Bi Fang!" Old Bi has collapsed, obviously he has told Tianming his name, but Tianming still seems to be stupid, and said that he has an accent, Lao Bi thinks that Tianming must have a problem with his ears, right?

"I'm speaking standard Mandarin, is the broadcast tone good!" Lao Bi could feel through the door that in addition to the fear of Tianming in each pore of his body, there was also an emotion of hating Tianming at this moment.

"Let's say. Tianming repeated Bi Fang's name once, and then he said, "I'm talking about the broadcasting cavity, too!

"Don't talk nonsense!" Bi Fang didn't want to entangle with Tianming anymore, and now he coldly shouted at Tianming, hoping that he could leave quickly: "I'll tell you the name too, you go quickly, don't disturb my rest." ”

There was no reason to talk any further, the night was already late, and Tianming said: "Then I'll go to sleep, for example, good night." ”

"Let's go!" Bi Fang urged. Hearing the footsteps outside the door getting farther and farther, Bi Fang relaxed his vigilance and exhaled deeply.

"Little ghost, you might as well pestering people in the middle of the night. As soon as Tianming walked out of the yard, he saw Xiaozhuang's figure, only to see Xiaozhuang's hands crossed on his shoulders, and when he saw Tianming coming out of it, Xiaozhuang said angrily.

"Second uncle, why did you come here?" Tianming looked at the second uncle and asked curiously.

"It's okay to come out and get some air. Xiao Zhuang looked at the twinkling stars in the sky and said.

Tianming bypassed Xiaozhuang, looked around, and said curiously, "Eh, where is the uncle?"

"He didn't come. Xiao Zhuang still looked up at the sky.

"Huh?" Tianming stared at Xiao Zhuang in surprise, and said in disbelief: "Aren't you and Uncle inseparable?"

It turned out that in Tianming's eyes, Gai Nie and Xiaozhuang were glued together all day long, inseparable, but today the uncle was not there, and there was a problem Tianming swept Xiaozhuang with suspicious eyes.

"Your uncle said he was tired, so he should rest first. I can't sleep and go out for a walk. Xiao Zhuang said.

"Oh. Tianming scratched the back of his head and continued to eat his roast pheasant.

"Boy, there is a roast pheasant, don't say filial piety to your second uncle!" Xiao Zhuang saw the roast pheasant in Tianming's hand, and he also felt hungry.

"Here you go!" Tianming didn't know when he started to have a habit, so he began to bring a bottle of milk with him, only to see Tianming take out a bottle of warm milk from his arms and hand it to Xiaozhuang, Tianming said seriously: "Uncle said, second uncle, you can only drink this." ”

"Huh!" Xiao Zhuang disdainfully took the bottle full of milk in Tianming's hand, and said unhappily: "You kid, when did you start to have the habit of carrying a baby bottle with you?"

Tianming said while nibbling on the pheasant: "Uncle said, if the second uncle says that he is hungry and wants to eat, he must be milked! If there is no milk powder and hot water around, it will be bad, so in order to avoid starving the second uncle, the uncle asked me to carry a bottle of milk with me at all times." ”

"I didn't expect my brother to be quite caring~" Xiaozhuang was secretly happy when he heard Tianming's words.

"Yes!" Tianming said abruptly: "Uncle is only intimate to you! I have never seen it, and Uncle will carry a roast pheasant with him because he is afraid that I will be hungry." ”

After Xiao Zhuang heard Tianming's words, he couldn't help but jump up and smash his fist on Tianming's head, only to hear Xiao Zhuang angrily scolding: "You kid! Look at the things you chose, greasy, who would be okay with a roast pheasant in his arms!"

"Me. Tianming replied without hesitation, and did not feel that his behavior was very unusual.

"You kid" Xiao Zhuang was so angry that Tianming was speechless, what was this kid thinking in his head?

"What?" Tianming asked puzzled, "Is it strange?"

Xiao Zhuang was speechless for a while: "What do you think?"

"I think it's okay, it's not that stylish. Tianming said modestly.

"You're funny, you think I'm praising you?" Xiao Zhuang jumped up again and dealt a heavy blow to Tianming's forehead.

Tianming's body was slightly on one side, and he grabbed Xiao Zhuang's attack, and he said with a blank face: "Could it be that after talking for a long time, second uncle, aren't you praising me?"

"Xiao Zhuang was completely defeated by Tianming's innocence this time.

"But, second uncle, I've been working on an invention recently. Tianming grinned.

"What are you going to spoil again?" Xiao Zhuang squinted at Tianming and said angrily.

"It's not a bad practice!" Tianming said with a serious expression: "I'm an invention!"

"You invented?" Xiao Zhuang deliberately used a strange tone, questioning Tianming's words.

"Yes!hey, hey!" Tianming smirked at Xiao Zhuang again: "This time, my Tianming Young Hero is a high-tech specially developed for the second uncle!" Tianming said with a thumbs up.

"Really?" Xiao Zhuang smiled: "For the sake of your heart, your second uncle and I can consider trying your bad things." As he spoke, Xiao Zhuang stretched out his hand towards Tianming and motioned for Tianming to hurry up and successfully present his research.

"Second uncle, don't worry. Seeing Xiao Zhuang's urging gesture, Tianming smiled awkwardly: "It is still under development, and I believe that the finished product will be produced soon." ”

"What are you studying?" Xiao Zhuang's eyes showed curiosity, but he was embarrassed to look so eager that he didn't want Tianming to see his thoughts.

"Second Uncle is curious?" Tianming looked at Xiao Zhuang with a sneer, his words mixed with ridicule and ridicule.

"No!" Xiao Zhuang said arrogantly, although he said no, but his body was still honest, and he saw Xiao Zhuang's eyes wandering @ walking on Tianming's body from time to time.

"Don't you want to know, what have you been watching me do, second uncle?" Tianming still used a mocking tone, he finally found the shortcomings of his second uncle Xiaozhuang, Tianming's heart was happy.

"Your second uncle, do you still need a reason?" Xiao Zhuang said angrily.

"Don't you need a reason?" Tianming asked curiously, "Obviously, you have been staring at me, but in fact, I also know that I am very handsome." ”

Xiao Zhuang jumped into the air again, and it was a blow on Tianming's forehead.

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