The little prince suddenly said: "It's not a way for us to keep jumping around like this, his parents must be in a hurry, we have to go to his house quickly!"

The general said, "Yes, let's go! Let's see what our new home looks like!"

Scud said, "No, we can't go! What will he do if we leave?"

The beautiful bearded man stroked his beard and said, "Yes, he is dead, we can't just leave, we have to find a way to bury him!"

The general said: "What are you buried! We have a lot of strength, don't we just carry him all the way home?"

The little prince said: "General, you are so stupid, we said that he changed, but carried him home, isn't it a goof?"

The five villains suddenly became worried again.

Scud said, "No matter how difficult it is, we have to find a way to bury him as soon as possible!"

The little prince said: "We don't have any money, what can we bury him!"

The general said: "If we sell ourselves, won't we have the money to bury him?"

The little prince said: "General, you are stupid! How can we go to his house if we sell ourselves! We have a family, and we must not sell ourselves again." ”

When the general heard the same, he had no idea. Seeing that there was no money to bury the mighty man, the five villains began to sit on the ground and cry again.

The hare looked at the five villains as funny and cute, and stepped forward and said, "Don't you cry, can't you bury him?" I'll help you find a way!"

The five little people jumped up at once. The beauty is fair: "Who are you?"

The little prince said: "She has been watching us, and she has not left!"

Scud said, "What does she see us doing? ”

The little prince said: "Because we are so cute, she is reluctant to leave." ”

The general said: "As long as you are not ashamed, you still say that you are cute." You see those people are scared away by us, what are we cute? I think she's ill-intentioned. ”

The beautiful hair said fairly: "But we are penniless and too young, what does she want from us?"

The general said: "There are many traffickers in this world, who specialize in abducting children. ”

The little prince said: "But we are not children, we are adults." ”

The general said: "But she may not know!"

The little prince said: "Impossible, we all have such long beards, don't she know?

The general said, "Yes, yes! That's weird, what does she think we do?"

The little prince said: "Don't guess, I think she has taken a fancy to us!"

Scud said: "Don't lose it! Don't lose it! Little prince, you are really embarrassed, we are so small, which girl will take a fancy to us?"

The little prince said: "General, don't be so unconfident, as the saying goes: turnip greens have their own love." Zhu Bajie is ugly, and the second sister and Gao Cuilan like it!

The general said: "Yes, no matter how ugly we are, we are much more beautiful than Zhu Bajie, and we have so much strength!"

The little prince said: "General, you are really thick-skinned, I just said that she has taken a fancy to us, you said that she has great strength, are you boasting that you have the greatest strength among us? To tell you the truth, she really likes us, and she also takes a fancy to my little prince." ”

The general said: "Little prince, you always say that I am not good, where are you good?"

The little prince said, "I am the most beautiful here." ”

The general said: "It's true that you are more beautiful than me, but your strength is far worse than mine, and women like men with great strength." ”

The little prince said: "Nonsense! Women like beautiful men, and no matter how strong you are, it is useless." ”

The general said: "Those who like beautiful men are children, but she is an adult, so she won't like you at all." ”

The bearded man said impatiently: "You two don't quarrel, your strength is amazing! She won't like the three of us!"

Scud said, "Yes, the three of us are no worse than you." The beautiful beard is long, I run fast, and Zhi Duoxing has a lot of ideas, maybe she has a crush on the three of us!"

The little prince pouted and said, "Don't be stinky and beautiful three of you, the beard is long, the ability to run quickly, and the idea is more talented?"

The haired man and the scud drooped their heads at that time.

Zhi Duoxing didn't do it, and shouted: "Of course, having a lot of ideas is a skill! Which one of Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms period or Liu Bowen in the Ming Dynasty was not a wise man? Only smart men and women like it!"

After listening to Zhi Duoxing's words, the general and the little prince also immediately drooped their heads.

The beautiful bearded man's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Zhi Duoxing, when you say this, I think of Guan Yunchang of the Three Kingdoms. My nickname of 'Pretty Bearded Gong' came from him, who in the world dares to say that Guan Gong is not a real hero?"

Scud said: "Bearded man, don't follow the fool." Guan Gong is a master of swordsmanship, when he passed five levels and cut six generals, he rode alone for thousands of miles, he was not worshiped by everyone with a beautiful beard. ”

The bearded man lowered his head after hearing this.

The little prince said: "Now it seems that what she likes is one of the three of me, the general, and Zhi Duoxing, let's ask her to see which one she likes." ”

The general and Zhi Duoxing also cheered.

Zhi Duoxing was the most confident, and raised his head to the hare and said, "Do you like us before you are willing to help us?"

The hare said, "Exactly!"

Zhiduoxing, the little prince and the great general were all overjoyed. The little prince said, "But I don't know which of us you like?"

The hare said, "You guys are so cute! I like every single one!"

As soon as they heard this, Zhi Duoxing, the little prince, and the general were all frightened. The little prince stuck out his tongue and said, "He said that he likes the three of us!"

The beautiful beard said fairly: "No! No, no! He said that everyone likes it, including me and Scud!"

The general said: "What are you messing around again, beautiful bearded man? This is the business of the three of us, and it has nothing to do with you!"

The little prince said, "Yes!

Scud said: "It's still the beautiful beard that the man said is reasonable! Everyone she said must have included the two of us, otherwise, why didn't she say three, but each!"

The general said, "How come you have become so thick-skinned, Scud? If she likes you, she should say five, not each!

The beautiful beard said, "No! each includes the two of us!"

The general said: "Don't follow the fool, there will be no you." ”

The five villains were divided into two factions, and they quarreled again, excluding the bearded man and Scud.

When the hare saw that they were arguing, he smiled and said, "Don't make any noise! Of course, I like the bearded man and the scud!"

The five villains were immediately frightened. The little prince said, "Oh no, she said she likes the five of us!"

The beautiful hair is fair: "What's wrong with liking the five of us?"

Zhi Duoxing said: "You are stupid! How can there be a woman in this world who is looking for five husbands, isn't this all messy?"

Scud said, "Yes! It's so messy, I can't bear to look at it!"

The general said: "The current woman is too bold, ashamed of me!"