After a while, Wan Idiot returned, holding Chang Gonggong in his hand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing the dwarf appearance of Chang Gonggong, Han Zhen couldn't help pinching his face like a child.

As long as he can return to the size of a normal person and be his personal guard with Wan Idiot, then why not be afraid of Yao Ting and Zhou Qingqing.

Seeing that Wan Idiot firmly tied a finger-thick rope to Chang Gonggong's body, Han Zhen asked: "Master Wan, are you afraid that Chang Gonggong will run away and it will be difficult to find it, but you treat him like this, like a dog, have you thought about his feelings?" ”

Wan Idiot pulled the rope with one hand, turned Chang Gonggong in a circle, and when he was high, he "plopped" and threw him into the water.

Han Zhen couldn't help crying and laughing, and couldn't help but shout: "Demon monk, what are you doing?"

Han Zhen hurriedly stopped it, thinking that no matter how boring he was, he couldn't treat this Chang Gonggong as a play.

Chang's father-in-law was thrown into the water by Wan Idiot and disappeared for a while, but he was soon pulled up again with a rope.

Chang Gonggong stood on the shore, his body wet, and he clutched two palm-sized fish tightly in his hands.

Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh when he saw this, and even asked Wan Idiot when he found out that Grandpa Chang still had such skills.

Wan Idiot laughed and said: "Your Majesty, Lao Wei is sometimes very boring, just take him out for training if he has nothing to do, now as long as he is released, he will definitely have a harvest, and his current skills seem to be getting better and better, I think the potential in his body has been stimulated by me." ”

Before Han Zhen could praise a few words, Wan Idiot quickly waved Chang Gonggong and threw him into the water again.

Han Zhen leaned closer and asked curiously, "Can he stand playing like this?"

Wan Idiot swung the rope in his hand a few times, and said confidently: "He is very powerful, I am very relieved of him." As he spoke, he handed the rope to Han Zhen and asked him to try it too.

Han Zhen grabbed the rope and tried to pull the Chang father-in-law up, but found that he seemed to be tripped by something, and he couldn't pull it with all his strength.

Wan Idiot took the rope, gritted his teeth, and pulled it with all his strength, but he still didn't see Chang Gonggong come up.

Han Zhen said: "I just said, you can't play him like this, he is a human ......"

Wan Idiot tied this end of the rope in a dead knot on his body, and ran towards the shore with all his might, trying to pull Chang Gonggong up with the violent force of running.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, he may be entangled in aquatic weeds, and I will definitely be able to pull him up with some strength. Wan Idiot said to him as he ran.

Han Zhen also grabbed the rope with him and worked hard to save this Chang Gonggong, as soon as he got started, he felt that the Chang Gonggong in the water was very powerful, and the two of them used their strength, and they didn't see any sign of him being saved, and it felt as if the rope was about to be torn off.

Suddenly, there was a violent force in the water, and Han Zhen instinctively let go, and Wan Idiot was dragged into the water, and fell into it with a "plop".

On the other hand, Chang Gonggong jumped out of the water and ran around on the shore, controlling Wan Zhi in the water, pulling him up and down for a while.

Han Zhen said with a smile, this bald donkey is really interesting, it was actually played by Chang Gonggong, which can be regarded as amusing me.

He pleaded with Chang Gonggong and wanted him to spare all the fools.

Father-in-law Chang was like a child, and he didn't listen to Han Zhen's words at all, but fortunately, he didn't mean to harm all the fools, he just found it interesting to play with him.

Tired after playing for a while, he finally pulled Wan Idiot to the shore.

Wan Idiot shook the water on his body, looked a little angry, grabbed the rope and pulled Chang Gonggong up, and waved him out.

Chang Gonggong was taken to the height of one person by him, thinking that Wan Idiot was playing with him again, and thought it was very interesting, so he came back and kicked Wan Idiot in the face a few times, the kick was not heavy, and it only used three or four percent of force.

When Han Zhen saw this scene, he felt very funny, swept away the dullness in his heart, and was very happy.

When Wan Idiot was tired of playing, he put Chang Gonggong down, and asked Han Zhenman if he was dissatisfied, Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh, but pretended to be majestic and said: "Well, it's very good, you monk also have some thoughts." ”

Wan Idiot looked to the side, saw two palace maids walking towards this side, pointed at these two people and said: "Your Majesty, look, these two people are the palace maids that Zhou Qingqing used in her hands, this demon girl makes her own decisions about everything, I think she doesn't regard this as a palace at all, and she doesn't greet you with palace maids." Today, the old man must give her a dismissal. ”

Han Zhen looked at him vigilantly and said, "What are you going to do, don't make trouble, this demon girl is very capable of fighting, and I plan to take her for my own use." ”

Wan Idiot replied: "The emperor can rest assured, the old man is just playing casually, and he won't do anything out of the ordinary, after all, I am a monk, can I still not know the truth of compassion." ”

He stopped the two palace maids a few steps quickly, pretended to be very angry and asked: "When you see the emperor, why don't you come over and bow down, your master is still the emperor, as long as the old man says a word, the two of you can fall to the ground." ”

Han Zhen looked at the appearance of the fox and the fake tiger, and thought, I will see what you are going to do, what you have to do, and see if I don't give you some color to taste.

The two palace maids were frightened, and saluted Wan Zhen again and again, and then approached here to salute Han Zhen.

When the two palace maids saw the dwarf-like father-in-law Chang, they were completely startled, and they took a few steps back, eager to flee immediately.

Wan Idiot quickly tied the rope to the maid of the first palace, and the other end was still tied to Chang Gonggong at this time. This palace maid was about to cry in fright, and she asked Wan Idiot to accompany her again and again.

Before Han Zhen could come over to stop her, this palace maid had been pushed into the water by Wan Idiot.

"Ah, help, spare your life, Your Majesty. The maid shouted, and her body sank into the water.

When another palace maid saw this scene, she was so frightened that she knelt down and kowtowed to Han Zhen and begged for mercy.

Han Zhen helped her up.

He pointed at Wan Idiot and said angrily: "You bald donkey, ...... to a defenseless girl"

Wan Idiot said: "The emperor is not in a hurry, this is just playing a game with her, besides, I have already jumped down by myself just now, there is no problem at all." ”

Han Zhen grabbed the rope on Chang's father-in-law's side and said solemnly: "No, you are naturally fine with rough skin and thick flesh, how can a girl's family stand such play." ”

Wan Idiot said: "Your Majesty, listen to me, only in this way can Zhou Qingqing know how powerful you are, otherwise she wants to be the female emperor in this palace!"

Han Zhen sighed, thinking that what he said made some sense, he actually didn't have the majesty of the emperor at all in Zhou Qingqing's eyes.

Wan Idiot pulled up the palace maid who had fallen into the water, she was soaking wet and lying motionless on the ground.

Han Zhen was a little worried, thinking that she wouldn't die so easily.

hurriedly went over and shook her body violently, but she didn't wake up, and then pinched the middle of the person, it still didn't work.

He blamed Wan Idiot: "Look at it, play people to death, tell you, if she really dies, I can't save you if she kills people." ”

Wan Idiot was also a little panicked, secretly thinking about where this person was drowned so easily, and stepped on the palace maid's stomach a few times in the past, intending to spit out the water she drank in.

His trick was useless, and the palace maid spit out a few mouthfuls of water, but she still didn't wake up.

Han Zhen was in a hurry, so he could only do artificial respiration on the palace maid's mouth.

Of course, Wan Idiot didn't know why he did this, and said to him: "Your Majesty, you are really a person in the market, and you won't waste it when you see her die, which is very admirable to the old man." ”

The palace maid coughed slightly, and finally woke up.

Han Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, and slapped Wan Idiot with a "snap" and blamed: "You bald thief are talking nonsense here, this is called artificial respiration, and I am curing diseases and saving people." How can you play with people like this, if you want to hate Zhou Qingqing, we can play with her like this, that woman is hard and ruthless. But do you dare to bully her like this? ”

Wan Idiot lowered his head and stopped talking, and Han Zhen ordered the two palace maids to leave. Secretly looking at Wan Idiot's expression again, after the palace maid walked away, he couldn't help laughing, and said to Wan Idiot: "You bald donkey, you are simply a living treasure, you can figure it out, I didn't laugh for a long time just now, but you must master the sense of proportion in the future." ”

Seeing him like this, Wan Idiot knew that he didn't blame himself too much, and he also leaned forward and leaned back with him.

The two palace maids went back to complain to Zhou Qingqing about the experience of being bullied, she couldn't help but be angry, and wanted to teach Han Zhen and Wan Fool a lesson.

In fact, the two palace maids just casually confided their grievances to Zhou Qingqing, but they didn't expect her to be so tough, which added to the mystery of her identity, thinking about how she dared to have such an attitude towards the emperor.

Han Zhen and Wan Idiot played in the palace for most of the day, and before they knew it, the sun had set in the west.

The golden afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled throughout the palace is very beautiful. A group of eunuchs and palace maids finished their day's work, and they were walking from one side to the other in groups.

Han Zhen saw these people in groups, talking about something, talking and laughing, how good it would be for him to be friends with them, but with his current identity, who would dare to be friends with him sincerely, otherwise this emperor would also call himself a loner, so it is also very appropriate.

If you want to say that you can really make friends with yourself, that is, Wan Idiot, Yingzhen, Sun Dan, Zhang Dong. Hehe, is there such a coincidence, these people's names are the same as their own, no wonder they are brothers.

These palace maids and eunuchs approached him, and they all bowed respectfully. "Look, the emperor is still smiling at me! I'm so lucky. ”

"Hmph, I can't sleep tonight even if you're so happy. ”

The two palace maids chatted with each other.

A eunuch also answered: "The emperor is young and promising, generous and benevolent, this is the blessing of our Tang Dynasty." ”

Hearing these words, Han Zhen felt very comfortable, how could he not think that he had crossed over and became an emperor in a daze, which was too easy, and some people, who had been planning for a long time in ancient times, still didn't do this emperor in the end, is it really that there is no force in fate?

After parting with Wan Idiot, he returned to his bedroom, and Tang Mei saw him come back, her face was radiant, and she didn't have her previous sadness at all. Wrapping his arms around his waist and putting his face on his neck, he asked, "Childe, tell me honestly, where did you and that idiot make trouble again?"

Han Zhen smiled, listening to her tone, and the unrestrained appearance with himself, seeing the two red giant candles burning and dancing flames, his heart was indescribably comfortable, even if this whole palace was still a little strange to him, behind closed doors, this house was his sweet and warm home.