Chapter 278: Completely Insane
Yan Ning pleaded with Princess Zhiyan on behalf of Han Zhen: "Zhiyan, you are a dignified demon king, do you care so much about the life and death of a little woman, I implore you to let her go."
Princess Zhiyan finally heard Yan Ning speak to herself, she was very proud in her heart, but she said: "Good son, I have already made up my mind about this matter, according to my rules, it is useless for anyone to intercede, but it is rare for you to speak, my mother always wants to give you some face, I have one condition, you will call me mother in the future, and you can no longer call me by my name." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Yan Ning seemed very reluctant, but he still called her mother angrily.
Princess Zhiyan was very happy in her heart, but on the surface, she had a cold posture, warning Han Zhen and Xiaomei that she must serve herself faithfully in the future, otherwise she would kill the two.
Han Zhen was disillusioned at this time, thinking about the safety of the blue qilin in his heart, hoping that a miracle could happen and the blue qilin could come back to life.
At this time, Monk Xingmiao came back from outside, saw that everyone was here, looked at the scene here, felt as if something had happened, slowed down his steps, and sneaked back to his residence when others did not pay attention to him.
He walked slowly from distance to near, and then quickened his pace as he was out of sight.
Han Zhen saw that he didn't greet Princess Zhiyan, and he still walked sneakily, as if everyone in the courtyard couldn't see him.
Han Zhen felt that he was the live version of covering his ears and stealing the bell, and Princess Zhiyan would definitely settle accounts with him.
Sure enough, he walked slowly in front of Princess Zhiyan, and was about to speed up when she shouted: "Xingmiao, I don't know how to salute when I see you, do you have itchy skin again." ”
Xingmiao was greatly frustrated, and sat down on the ground suddenly, without saying a word, his heart was full of resentment, and he wanted to vent all the grievances that had accumulated over the years.
Princess Zhiyan continued to scold him: "Who wants you to sit here, you have not been here from my great enemy just now, you should kneel down and kowtow now and admit your mistakes." ”
If it was in the past, Xing Miao would have done it a long time ago, but today, he stalked his neck and didn't speak, planning to fight Princess Zhiyan to the end.
Princess Zhiyan approached him and sniffed it, and a pungent smell of rouge hit her, tugging at his ears and saying, "You thief monk, did you secretly go out to meet your lover privately." ”
Xing Miao stood up and said very strongly: "I just have a good relationship, I just went to see her, how about it, if you hadn't occupied here, Shu Shu and I would have been married a long time ago, and I would have been vulgar earlier." ”
Han Zhen heard what he said about his uncle and uncle, and secretly felt strange, secretly thinking that this monk was going to have a psychotic attack again today. His situation today is obviously a bit abnormal, although he was schizophrenic in the past, at least he was quite decent in front of Princess Zhiyan.
Princess Zhiyan's slender jade hand quickly turned into a black spider claw, pressing on his bald head.
Han Zhen looked at this scene and remembered that the scene of the female monster eating the monk in Journey to the West is probably like this, according to the development of the plot, the next Zhiyan Gong will mainly scratch Xing Miao's head, and a few lines of blood will flow down, and he will become a white bone by tomorrow. This kind of physical reaction plus chemical reaction is now about to appear in front of me. Looking at the ancient costumes of everyone here, Han Zhen felt as if he had entered a certain TV series every time he wandered. The advantage here is that you can be immersive, and the details of Princess Zhiyan's killing will not be omitted at all.
Han Zhengang wanted to take a look at the details of Princess Zhiyan's killing of her husband, but Monk Xingmiao suddenly knelt on the ground from standing again, and then said to her softly: "Madam, we are only separated for a short time, your hands seem to feel a lot lighter, and you have lost a little weight, is it that you have not eaten well recently, this is all to blame, I should catch more mortals and come back for you to eat." ”
When Princess Zhiyan saw him like this, the spider claws in her hands were retracted and turned into ordinary palms.
Han Zhen couldn't help but take a few more looks, and always felt that her palm was very unreal when it changed so quickly, like a prop that was secretly hidden.
If this ordinary person is as presumptuous as just now, and no matter how she begs for mercy in the future, Princess Zhiyan will not be able to forgive, but after all, this line is her husband, and she has made a lot of contributions to him, so she will no longer care.
Han Zhen also regretted that he didn't see a dog-eat-dog show.
Xingmiao suddenly stood up from her knees again, patted Zhiyan on the face with one hand, and said: "You spider demon is actually nothing remarkable, if you have the ability, you don't want to transform into a spider, fight with me with real knives and guns, do you dare, I only need one punch to kill you." ”
Han Zhen's eyes lit up, and he felt that he had seen a good show today, and it was also twists and turns, ups and downs. Today, Xingmiao's psychotic attack is very timely, and Zhiyan Gong will not beat his pig brain into a dog brain, how can she save face.
She grabbed a normal hand on Xing Miao's head, and said calmly and angrily: "Xing Miao, I see that you are tired of being alive today, since you want to die, then I will personally send you on the road." ”
She was about to do it, Xingmiao immediately knelt on the ground, grabbed one of her palms, and said with some affection: "Sister Zhiyan, you are so good to me, and said that you will send me on the road in person, I will definitely be very warm with you on the road, that picture is so warm to think about." ”
Princess Zhiyan was a little impatient, kicked Xingmiao to the ground, and said with a fierce gaze: "Xingmiao, if you want to rebel, give me more uprightness, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid here, otherwise I will definitely make your life worse than death." Are you going to go into the oil pot or are you going to be pierced by ten thousand arrows? ”
Xing Miao sat up, shook his head and said: "What is the mess of your grandma, I don't want grandpa, I just want to go to the end of the world with my Shu Shulang, talk and laugh, and share life." ”
Just when Han Zhen was also wondering, Princess Zhiyan forced him to ask, "What uncle, when did you come up with another uncle?" ”
Xing Miao explained: "Zhiyan, you are really stupid, the Shu Shu I am talking about is not your uncle's, your uncle's uncle, it is my old lover Qu Shushu, she is a big beauty, she likes to hold a fan in her hand to hide her face and smile, she is a thousand times better looking than you, ten thousand times more gentle." ”
Princess Zhiyan touched her teeth that were knocked out by Xiaomei, covered her mouth gently, and asked the people present: "Who is the most beautiful in the world, you can tell me about it." ”
Han Zhen felt that her tone of voice was like the queen in Snow White, and she suddenly felt as if she was in a fairy tale world. He replied first: "Queen Zhiyan, of course the most beautiful person is you, and I am not a magic mirror, not to mention that I am a little short-sighted." ”
Although Princess Zhiyan didn't understand his words a little, she could probably hear that he was praising himself, and he was still in a good mood.
Xingmiao knelt down again, slapped herself a few times, and said: "Madam, you are the most beautiful and beautiful woman in the world, but I am still obsessed with Shu Shu, a little slut, sometimes I am very confused, I don't know where I am wrong." ”
Princess Zhiyan patted Xingmiao's head and said, "I'll give you one last chance, where is this Shu Shu now, if you bring her out and kill her, I can consider sparing you." After all, you are not deeply involved in the world, and you don't understand the sinister nature of this world, and what this little vixen is best at is to seduce simple men like you. ”
Xingmiao sat down on her knees again, pointed at Princess Zhiyan and said, "What a little cheap vixen, Shu Shu is everyone's best girl." What a simple man, I'm not, Shu Shu said that I am a hero, a dragon and a phoenix among people. Today I'm going to tell you a secret, Shu Shu wants me to come back so that I can find an opportunity to kill you. ”
Princess Zhiyan's two arms immediately turned into spiders, grabbed Xing Miao and lifted it up, and said angrily: "Where is this Shu Shu, take me to see her, otherwise you will die immediately." ”
Xingmiao's voice was soft: "Zhiyan, don't be impulsive, I have known Shu Shu for a long time, she is the eldest, you are the second, in fact, it is very simple for us to be men and masters, I just want you sisters to live in peace, then I will laugh in my dreams." Hurry up and put me down, I'll take you to meet Shu Shu soon. ”
Princess Zhiyan threw Xing Miao to the ground, and a spider hand pinched his neck and continued to ask: "Where is that Shu Shu now, you can quickly bring her out, how can I, as a concubine, have to salute her." ”
Xing Miao tried to dodge back, pushed Princess Zhiyan to pinch her claws, and said angrily: "Don't always think about doing it to me, if you don't let go, I'll scold." Zhiyan, you slut, didn't you have a father since you were a child, your uncle raised you, and now you only recognize your uncle and don't recognize your uncle, it doesn't matter if your uncle doesn't recognize you, then you have to recognize your sister Shushu. ”
Princess Zhiyan was resentful, and threw Xingmiao out with one claw, Xingmiao had a strong qi to protect his body, and the strength of his body surrounded him layer by layer, although he fell far away, but he fell to the ground safely, and he looked very leisurely and indifferent.
He stood up slowly, and unhurriedly pulled Princess Zhiyan and said, "Sister Zhiyan, don't keep a straight face, look at you, you are such a beautiful and beautiful person, and you are always angry and old." As he spoke, he pinched Princess Zhiyan's face and rubbed her ears.
Han Zhen's mood was originally very low, but when he saw this wonderful monk teasing Princess Zhiyan for a while, he couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at it. It is said that God must first make him mad when he destroys him, but not in this case, it is enough to make him mad.
I guessed what happened next, Princess Zhiyan would definitely not let Xing Miao die comfortably, and her vicious methods would definitely have a live version today. But I was thinking that he had seen Xingmiao's kung fu before, would he fight back and fight her?
Xingmiao slapped Princess Zhiyan in the face and scolded: "What are you doing here, come with me to see Shu Shu." As he dragged her away, he punched her a few times, urging her to go faster.
Han Zhen, Xiaomei, and Yan Ning also followed, and Princess Zhiyan temporarily endured Xing Miao's madness, letting him mess around for a while, thinking that he would kill the dog man and woman together when he found him.
Xingmiao thought that Princess Zhiyan was walking slowly, so she simply hugged her, as if she was hugging her new daughter-in-law.