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"I'm sorry, I'm in a cell with you, but I'm actually ...... too"

"I know, you 33 don't need to explain. Guo Fengxiao interrupted him and said, "Don't worry, I won't worry about patients." ”

When he said "patient", he naturally thought that Tang San had a mental illness, otherwise how could he suddenly go crazy and hit the two janitors.

Seeing that he was misunderstood, Tang Sanfu didn't explain anything, and after laughing, he said, "Look, now we are both locked in a cell. Didn't you say you wanted to be chief of staff or something? Escaping from the cell shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"This ......"

"What, you don't even have a way to escape from the cell, how else can you be the chief of staff?" Tang Sanfu pursed his lips disdainfully.

"How can there be no way to escape from the cell?" Guo Fengxiao snorted, unwilling to be looked down upon by him, thought about it and said, "Of course I have an idea, I just want you to cooperate." ”

"Tell me how to do it. Tang San's eyes lit up, and he stared at Guo Fengxiao with interest.

"Actually, it's very simple. Guo Fengxiao waved the folding fan in his hand and whispered confidently, "Two words, pretending to be sick." ”

"Pretending to be sick?" Tang San frowned, but he was not much surprised, "How do you pretend to be sick?"

"It's actually very simple, you just have to pretend to be weak to death, and then I will call the two janitors at the door of the cell. When the janitor comes in to check on you, you take the opportunity to knock them out, and then we change into their clothes and escape. ”

"Oh. Tang Sanfu nodded thoughtfully and said, "This method seems to have been seen somewhere, it looks so familiar." ”

"It's often shown on TV. Guo Fengxiao reminded.

"No wonder. Tang San pursed his lips, "But you are so confident, can I knock out the two people who are guarding the door at once?"

"Of course, the way you beat those two people just now was so violent, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle those two guards. ”

"That'...... Then be ok. ”

"Wait. Guo Fengxiao looked at Tang Sanfu and suddenly remembered something, for fear that he would suddenly launch a rush without his own orders like just now, so he said, "Will you pretend to be so weak that you can't do it?"

"I'm so weak that I can't do it, don't I just pretend to be dead?" Tang Sanfu said disdainfully, "Although I haven't been to Beiying, Shangju, or Chinese opera, haven't I seen a movie yet." It's too simple to pretend to be dead, I'll die for you in minutes, do you believe it or not?"

"You die first, and I'll see it. Guo Fengxiao is still not at ease.

“ok。 Tang Sanfu nodded, and immediately lay on his back and fell to the ground, not moving.

After looking at it for a minute or so, he saw that Tang San's burial was still motionless, as if he was dead.

Guo Fengxiao nodded, and said to himself: "Well, yes, very professional, I will give ninety-nine points for this dead pretend, and I am afraid that you will be proud." ”

After waiting for another minute or so, seeing that Tang Sanfu was still motionless, Guo Fengxiao said, "Okay, you get up, pretend to be dead and pass." ”

"Roger. Tang Sanfu hurriedly stood up and asked, "Then when will you start pretending to be dead?"

"Let's start now. Okay, lie down. ”

Tang Sanfu, who had just stood up, hadn't had time to catch his breath, but he had to lie down motionless again.

Tang Sanfu began to pretend to be dead, Guo Fengxiao naturally couldn't be idle, but he didn't call the two people who guarded the door, but knelt beside Tang Sanfu, crying and shouting: "Brother, my good brother, why are you dead." Oh, my good brother, we have been together for decades, and I can't imagine that today the white-haired man will send the black-haired man......"

......

After hearing Guo Fengxiao's cry, the two guards were curious about what was going on, so they walked into the black prison one after another.

Coming to the outside of the cell where the two of them were being held, the two men guarding the door looked at Guo Fengxiao, who was kneeling beside Tang San's burial, and cried very sadly, one of them was vaguely moved by compassion and asked, "What's the matter, you are crying so sadly? Is he dead?"

As he spoke, the man stretched out his hand and pointed to Tang San's burial lying on the ground.

"Dead, of course dead, don't you see it?" Guo Fengxiao cried quite like that, this sad acting skill is estimated to be nominated for an Oscar.

"And how did he die?" the other man wondered.

"How did you die?" Guo Fengxiao was stunned for a moment, patronizing and crying and forgetting about this stubble, fortunately his brain turned quickly, and said casually, "My brother had a heart attack suddenly, and then he was unlucky...... Ay...... Do not say. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a heart attack, no wonder. ”

"Today's young people like to stay up late, which is easy to induce heart disease, and I guess this one stays up late. Pathetic, so young. ”

"Yes, young people nowadays......"

The two men guarding the black prison were talking, like they were all right, and were ready to leave.

This seems to be a little different from what I thought, why are the two of them ready to leave.

"Wait. Seeing that the two of them turned around and were about to leave, Guo Fengxiao hurriedly called out to the two of them, "Are you just leaving, don't you have anything else to do?"

Hearing him say this, one of the men looked at the other man suspiciously: "Aren't we just here to see, is there something else?"

"Yes. The other man thought about it carefully and nodded, "There should be something else, but I haven't thought of it for the time being, so there is nothing else, let's go." ”

Who are these people?

Seeing that the two men were about to turn around and leave again, Guo Fengxiao resisted the urge to complain, covered his eyes helplessly with one hand, and sighed: "Do you have any sympathy for the two big brothers, don't you show it when you see my brother dead? Even if you don't pay the money, you can carry him out and bury him." ”

"This ......" The two men guarding the black cell glanced at each other with a reluctant expression.

"As the saying goes, the dead are great, and the earth is safe. Seeing that the two of them were not willing at all, Guo Fengxiao pursed his lips and frightened, "If you don't bury my brother, I think my brother will not let you go when the time comes, but don't blame me for not reminding you in advance." ”

When the two men heard this, they were almost scared.

Although the two of them are a little stronger than ordinary people, the ghost thing can't be solved by relying on strong size.

So, without saying a word, one of the men took out the key to the cell from his waist tremblingly.

And he was about to open the door of his cell when something strange happened.

Tang San burial, Tang San was originally lying motionless on the ground.

Suddenly......

Suddenly sitting up straight, he stretched out a hand as he sat up straight.

He clenched his fists as he stretched out his hand.

While he clenched his fists, he still had a hideous expression, as if it was caused by long-term constipation.

Then, he moved his mouth and said a "I ......"

"Zombie !!"

Then I heard two deafening screams, and the two men guarding the black prison dared to open the door, and it was too late to run wild with the key.

"You?" Guo Fengxiao on the side was a little confused, and the development of things seemed to be completely different from what he expected.

"What do you want to say?"

"I would say that I will be back. ”

"Oh......" Guo Fengxiao was stunned for a moment, and then the whole person "exploded".

"I said big brother, can you give me a little more professional. Guo Fengxiao, who couldn't suppress the mood of complaining at all, pointed to Tang San's funeral and shouted, "I asked you to pretend to be dead, not to let you pretend to be a zombie." You're playing this one, this is a hairy thing, please, can you be professional?"

"It's quite professional. Tang San was also calm when he was buried, and explained slowly, "Although it is death, the subtext in my heart is 'I don't want to die, I don't want to die', in fact, as long as I finish that last word, I will be completely dead." ”

"Damn!!Damn!!Damn!!" Guo Fengxiao stretched out his hand and patted his head, not knowing what to say.

After calming down for three seconds, Guo Fengxiao forcibly held back the anger that erupted in his heart, crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at Tang Sanfu with the other, gritted his teeth and said: "Tell me, which movie tells you that dead people can be so hypocritical." I went to cut that director first. ”

"En......" Tang Sanfu thought about it carefully, and then said very seriously, "It's Stephen Chow's "The King of Comedy". ”