Chapter 24: Master is a little strange
In the kitchen, the movement of Guiguzi chopping vegetables suddenly became very large, as if the marble slab was to be chopped together, duang~duang~.
Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang were startled by Guiguzi's sudden movement, and almost didn't bite each other's tongues. Gai Nie covered his mouth, frowning a little painfully, Xiao Zhuang stared at Guiguzi in surprise, only to see that Guiguzi was just quietly cutting carrots at this moment, and the clean sound made Xiao Zhuang and Gai Nie's back spines cold, and the vegetable cutting knife seemed to fly to them anytime and anywhere. Guiguzi didn't glance at the two brothers from beginning to end, but the compelling momentum had an indelible deterrent effect.
Xiao Zhuang withdrew his hand from Gai Nie's body, and the two of them sat on the sofa in an orderly manner, as if a primary school student had met the most terrible homeroom teacher.
After a while, Guiguzi came over with two steaming plates, with a kind smile, refreshing eyebrows, and a fairy wind and bones, but the breath of falling into the mortal dust with the heat of the meal made Guiguzi more mysterious.
Guiguzi smiled gently, it was a look that he had never had, even if Guiguzi was happy, he never showed such a look, the smile may be on the eve of the storm, a breeze between Guiguzi's eyebrows made Gai Nie and Xiaozhuang unable to guess Guiguzi's thoughts, Guiguzi's gentle footsteps, in the hearts of this Guiguzi brothers, all seemed extremely heavy, as if every step Guiguzi took, this Guigugu brothers took a step away from hell, they stared at Guiguzi nervously, the horror that was difficult to hide and the deliberate look of respect made them look weird and ridiculous。
Guiguzi gently put the two porcelain plates on the dining table, and the moment the glass of the dining table touched the porcelain plate, there was a crisp sound, which was like a sharp blade, cutting through their hearts, and the two of them couldn't help but tremble when they heard the sound.
"Good apprentices. Guiguzi smiled, his smile was a little ambiguous, his voice was gentle, and his smile became more and more weird: "It's time to eat." ”
When the two Guigu brothers saw Guiguzi's expression, such a voice, and such a smile, they both trembled, and their whole nerves were tensed, and they replied stiffly: "Yes! Master!"
With that, the two of them lined up in a column, walked like soldiers, and came to the dining table and sat down in turn.
Guiguzi twisted his beard lightly, and his smile became more ambiguous and weird. He said softly in a voice that seemed to be smiling but not smiling: "Nie'er, Xiaozhuang." ”
Hearing Guiguzi call out his name, Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang's pupils instantly dilated, and then shrank back to their original size, their hearts suddenly tightened, and a bad premonition arose, but their education since childhood made Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang know how they should answer at this moment, they immediately stood up, straightened up with a military posture, raised their right arm high above their foreheads, and said loudly: "Yes!
"Hmph. Guiguzi saw that Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang were both nervous, and his eyes involuntarily showed a hint of ridicule, and he smiled: "You have to eat together with each other." With that, Guiguzi showed a weird smile again, and then turned around and walked in the direction of the kitchen again.
Xiao Zhuang's hands are cold, and he is trembling from time to time, when he was a child, Gai Nie was very obedient and rarely punished by Guiguzi, and Xiao Zhuang was diametrically opposed to Gai Nie, he fully knew Guiguzi's performance when he was angry, Guiguzi was generally punished immediately after being angry, never like this at this moment, obviously very angry and deliberately showing a smile, this is not Guiguzi's style at all, but Guiguzi still did it, what is the purpose of this? Xiao Zhuang was a little puzzled, he didn't know what big move Guiguzi was accumulating, he was at a loss and secretly looked at Gai Nie, and at this moment Gai Nie happened to be staring at him in confusion.
Xiao Zhuang shrugged helplessly, he secretly looked in the direction of the kitchen, looking for Guiguzi's figure. Guiguzi was facing away from them at the moment, holding something, and his arms were digging and scooping.
Xiao Zhuang saw that Guiguzi was facing away from him, he exhaled softly, and then whispered in a voice smaller than a mosquito in Gai Nie's ear: "Senior brother, if the master starts a rush in a while, you will run to me, no matter where you catch it, you must hurry, I will run away in an instant." ”
When Gai Nie heard Xiao Zhuang's proposal, he refused at first, but he thought about Guiguzi's tantrum again, and couldn't help but tremble.
"Don't worry, as long as you get to Xiaoyaozi's side, it's safe. Zhuang continued to whisper.
When Gai Nie heard Xiao Zhuang's words, his eyes slowly changed from suspicious to trusting, only to see Gai Nie nodding, looking confident, holding his hands in a circle, as if he was cheering for themselves.
"Hmph~" In the kitchen, there was a contemptuous laughter, as if mocking Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang's naivety and stupidity.
Hearing the sneer, Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang shivered again, and then they stood up like a military posture again, no longer daring to make small movements, let alone whispering, it turned out that the master not only had eyes on his back, but even ears on his back. Xiao Zhuang and Gai Nie were both sitting in the right seat, their eyes burning and waiting for Guiguzi's new instructions.
After a while, Guiguzi walked to the table with three bowls of rice, and he put the bowl full of fragrant rice like a pearl in turn to the corresponding position, and then put the chopsticks on the right side of the bowl, Gai Nie's porridge was specially placed in front of the seat with many cushions, and the spoon was placed on the right hand side of the bowl. Guiguzi sat on the upper seat, looked at Xiao Zhuang and Gai Nie from time to time, showed a gentle smile, and said slowly and softly: "Let's eat." ”
"Yes, Master!" Hearing Guiguzi's instructions, Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang immediately agreed. As if they had practiced a long time ago, they picked up the chopsticks and spoons together, and were always ready, waiting for Guiguzi to move the first chopsticks first.
Guiguzi stared at Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang quietly, his eyes rarely showed pampering and pity, Guiguzi's face really made Xiao Zhuang and Gai Nie feel cold down their backs. After staring at it for a while, Xiao Zhuang's forehead oozed big drops of sweat, and his tense expression made him look relaxed.
Guiguzi laughed, and then picked up the chopsticks, Guiguzi first looked at the dishes, made a choice, and finally his chopsticks fell on the plate of fried vegetables, and put a chopstick of green vegetables in his mouth and chewed.
Seeing Guiguzi start eating, Gai Nie and Xiao Zhuang moved their chopsticks one after another, Gai Nie scooped a spoonful of porridge, and the white hot air was rising from this spoon, wet and stained on Gai Nie's fingers, Gai Nie blew lightly twice, and put the spoon in his mouth.
At the same time, Xiao Zhuang also took a pair of chopsticks, and the chicken that looked extremely tender and shiny was put into his mouth and chewed.
"In the future, you will also get along well with Xiaoyaozi. Guiguzi was eating vegetables, and suddenly such a sentence appeared. Guiguzi said lightly, as if he was fine, and continued to eat and drink.
When Gai Nie heard Guiguzi's words, he was excited, and in an instant, the unswallowed porridge was choked in his throat, and he coughed vigorously several times before coughing out the porridge.
Looking at Xiaozhuang again, he was even more exaggerated, only to see that Xiaozhuang's chicken had not been chewed a few times, and he was choked by Guiguzi's words, the piece of chicken was stuck in his throat and couldn't go up or down, Xiaozhuang coughed violently for a long time, and finally, the piece of chicken was coughed out, but the piece of chicken was like having a soul, and flew straight towards Guiguzi's face, and it landed on Guiguzi's forehead impartially.
Guiguzi's anger has been endured to the extreme, and the hand holding the chopsticks is still hanging in the air, preparing to pick up vegetables, but the wet and sticky feeling on his forehead makes him instantly unhappy, and the chopsticks are pinched off instantly because of his anger, and the fine sawdust scatters everywhere. Xiaozhuang only felt that the atmosphere was wrong, although Guiguzi had not really broken out, but it was still the old saying, thirty-six plans are the best plan.
Xiao Zhuang secretly glanced at Gai Nie, Gai Nie nodded knowingly, and his hand tightly hugged Xiao Zhuang's waist. It looks like no matter how violent the storm is, you have to live.
Xiao Zhuang took advantage of the time when Guiguzi was still stunned, and immediately got up and rushed towards the door, as if he was fleeing, no, no, Xiao Zhuang was already fleeing. He strode and ran, completely ignoring the feelings of Guiguzi behind him.
Hmm~ A sound flashed in his ears and flew past his ears, it was the sound of the wind being cut, sharp and piercing, with this sound, Xiao Zhuang's cheeks crossed a trace of hot burning, the wind raised the white hair on the sideburns, there was a slight burning pain, and the wind was filled with a smell of blood.
It's just a moment, there is a chopstick inserted on the door, Xiao Zhuang saw it, immediately stopped, trembling, not daring to look back to face Guiguzi, and Gai Nie was puzzled at the moment why Xiao Zhuang stopped. Gai Nie raised his eyes, and his face was stained with a little water, ticking, which was soothing but not stopping on Gai Nie's face.
Gai Nie wiped the wet water stains on his face with his hands, he spread his palms, looked at the water stains on his hands, and let out a low groan: "It's blood." ”
Then, he looked at Xiao Zhuang's cheek, and sure enough, there was a red mark on the left side of his face, which was dripping blood. Gai Nie looked at the door again, the chopsticks were deeply embedded in the door, and a little blood stains were rendered around the chopsticks, and the white door seemed to be stained with red frost.
Xiao Zhuang was stunned for a few seconds, dumbfounded, he didn't expect Guiguzi to end his plan with only one chopstick, just used one chopstick, Master is Master Xiao Zhuang seemed to accept his fate.
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