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Zheng Yi said the answer that he had thought of a long time ago.

This trick can be called a miracle skill in the school leave industry, the human body is complex, you say that you have a stomachache, and the teacher can't tell whether you are really in pain or fake pain. However, this trick will generally become less and less effective with the more you use it.

After listening to Zheng Yi's words, Chen Ya couldn't continue to say anything more in this regard, so she could only frown and say, "Why don't you ask for leave because you have a stomachache?"

"Because I don't have your phone number, Mr. Chen. ”

“...... All right. Next time you get sick, remember to ask for leave, this is my phone number, you remember. ”

After Chen Ya finished talking about her phone number, she asked, "How are you doing now?"

"It's almost good. ”

Zheng Yi took a piece of paper on Chen Ya's desk and wrote down the phone number, then replied.

In 2007, although mobile phones have been popularized, they have not yet reached the point where every student has one, especially in a small county like Zhixian, where only a few people in the class have mobile phones. At this time, Zheng Yi does not belong to this list.

Coming out of the office, Zheng Yi returned to the class, because he was called to the office by Chen Ya, the perfect goddess in the eyes of the students of the first (1) class of high school, and when he came back, he attracted some attention, but because everyone was not familiar with him, it was not easy to say anything, only Zheng Yi's tablemate, Tang Bing, who was "childlike and unscrupulous", opened his mouth to ask in detail, and Zheng Yi just said a few perfunctory words casually.

Today is September 28th, and there are two days left to be the seven-day long holiday of the National Day.

Zheng Yi knew that after the National Day, they would change the head teacher, so although he got Chen Ya's phone number, he was not very excited.

In fact, before he was reborn, he also had some longing for Chen Ya, the perfect goddess-like teacher, but now, perhaps because of the pressure of the murderous maniac, Zheng Yi couldn't think superfluously about other facts.

In the next two classes, Zheng Yi was reading books to recover his memory.

Zheng Yi had an idea that came about in the last class.

Jin Yezi didn't have any clue now, Zheng Yi didn't want to put all his bets on it, in physics class, he found that Jin Yezi not only improved his five senses, but also his ability to learn and remember, so he had an idea.

Murderers and murderers who subvert the cognition of ordinary people, if Zheng Yi hadn't met them in person, he wouldn't have believed that there was such a person in the world.

Prior to this, there were no relevant reports either in the news or on the Internet.

From this point, it can be seen in disguise that although this kind of people exist in society, they should be very low-key and not known by ordinary people.

But in Zheng Yi's memory, the murderous maniac's flamboyant and wanton personality can't be seen at all.

Taken together, it is not difficult to conclude that there is a certain constraint in the world of this type of person, regardless of personality, that must be low-key in terms of social impact.

Coming to this conclusion, Zheng Yi had an idea in his heart that could barely be calculated: become a celebrity!

Celebrities have been exposed to the public eye for a long time, and once they die suddenly, they will definitely cause an uproar and attract the attention of most people in society.

This is contrary to the "low-key" purpose of people like murderers.

If Zheng Yi becomes a celebrity, even if he still has no ability to stop the murderer after seven or eight years, he will be afraid of the social attention attracted by his sudden death after becoming a celebrity, so that he may be able to find a glimmer of life.

And Zheng Yi is now just an ordinary high school student in a small county, and if he wants to become a celebrity, other ways are unrealistic, and only the top student in the college entrance examination can give it a try.

The champion of the provincial college entrance examination will definitely attract social attention, and then find some other ways to hype yourself, so that your fame will become bigger and bigger, so that the whole country will pay attention to yourself.

This is Zheng Yi's idea after discovering that his learning ability and memory ability have been improved.

Of course, Zheng Yi is just taking this road as another preparation.

Time passes......

The bell rang for the end of school in the afternoon, and the students in the class packed up their textbooks.

Zheng Yi was holding an English book in his hand, memorizing the words silently, and he was still a little short of finishing.

"You're not leaving after school!"

Tang Bing, who was at the same table, had already packed up his textbooks, but he was more naïve, and he would hurriedly pack up his things like a primary school student, wanting to compete for the school position.

Zheng Yi ignored him, they sat in the middle this week, with aisles on both sides, and they didn't have to get up to give way.

After most of the students had walked the same, and only the students who were on duty to sweep the floor were left, Zheng Yi finished memorizing the words at the back of the English textbook of the first year of high school, got up and put away the textbook, and walked slowly towards the outside of the school.

At this time, the school was empty, except for the basketball court running with figures and the sound of basketballs and cheers, almost all of them were students cleaning.

Zheng Yi walked outside the school, took out the photo frame he bought before from his school bag, and looked down at the egg-shaped red print on the paper in the photo frame.

He didn't take it out in class because he was afraid of being taken away by the teacher, and after experiencing the gold leaf, he was a little sensitive to this kind of textured thing.

This time, though, it seemed that he was suspicious.

From the side of the teaching building to the school gate, Zheng Yi did not appear again on the gold leaf last time.

"It looks like it's just a normal picture frame. ”

While putting the photo frame in his schoolbag, Zheng Yi walked towards the road in the direction of his aunt's house.

However, before he had walked 500 meters out of the school gate, when he turned a corner, Zheng Yi suddenly found a group of people gathered here.

Gangster youths with long hair and dyed hair, students in the uniforms of the county No. 1 middle school or other middle schools mingled, forming an encirclement that seemed to be surrounding someone.

Many students around after school saw this battle and stayed away from the side, obviously afraid of getting into trouble.

Zheng Yi didn't want to be nosy, and like other students, he walked around from the side.

But just as he walked around the crowd, suddenly, a familiar voice came from the crowd, and shouted: "Tell you to get out of the way! Believe it or not, I called the police!"

Li Jing?

Hearing this voice, Zheng Yi was slightly stunned.

Immediately, he stopped and looked into the crowd.

His five senses have been greatly improved, although his height is not outstanding now, only one meter in his early sevens, but through the gap in the crowd, he can still see the situation inside.

In the middle of the crowd, three students wearing the uniforms of the county No. 1 middle school were surrounded by the group of gangster youths, one male and two female, one of whom was his cousin Li Jing.

"Huh, what's going on?"

Zheng Yi frowned.

In his memory, nothing like that happened in his high school career with his cousin Li Jing.

But now is not the time to dwell on that.

Zheng Yi did not hesitate, turned around and squeezed into the crowd.

When he squeezed into the middle of the crowd, among the gangster youths surrounding Li Jing and the others, a young man with long hair, but pulled it up to the sides, and the young man with bangs covering half of his face seemed to have heard some joke, looking at Li Jing and laughing, and the gangster youths around him also laughed together.

"Call the police?"

After laughing, the long-haired gangster young man opened his arms, "Okay, you want to call the police, right? Come, come and hug me!"

After speaking, he still closed his eyes and pouted in a kissing motion.

Li Jing, who was already angry because she was surrounded, suddenly showed a look of disgust on her face when she saw this, raised her right hand and slapped the gangster young man in the face.

But the gangster young man seemed to have expected it, and took a step forward to move his face away, and at the same time grabbed Li Jing's wrist with his left hand, and sneered: "Call the police? Who are you scaring about? Tell you! Lao Tzu has been in the police station more times than you have been fucked!"

His words once again caused the surrounding thugs to laugh, and one of them laughed:

"Brother Feng, you are really funny! This woman has never been at first glance, there is no comparison at all!"

"Hey. The gangster young man known as 'Brother Feng' laughed lewdly, "You will be blinded by this!" This woman, I have done it, ********** the gangsters around him heard this, and they laughed again, and they coaxed one after another:

"Is it true? Brother Feng!"

"I don't believe it if I don't do it once!"

......

Hearing the foul language around her, Li Jing's tears kept rolling in her eyes, she has been a good student since elementary school, and she has never encountered this kind of thing, she originally went home from school with her classmates, but she didn't expect to run into this group of scum.

She wanted to leave, but her wrist was grabbed by the other party, and there were gangsters around, so she couldn't leave at all, so she could only endure it and not let the tears fall.

Beside Li Jing, there was also a man and a woman, the woman looked ordinary, and she was already scared silly at this time. And the man's appearance is quite good, but at this time he is afraid to speak.

The surrounding middle school students didn't dare to say anything, because they all knew this gang of gangsters. I know that this gang of gangsters is headed by that "Brother Feng", and Brother Feng is a famous ruthless person in the local gangster's "Three Monuments", and he is called "Feng Dog" in private, which is the same as "Mad Dog".

"Of course it's true!"

Brother Feng laughed and was about to continue to say some foul language, but suddenly, a black shadow appeared in his field of vision, and it quickly became larger.

It seems to be ...... Schoolbag?

The moment this thought arises, the next moment-

"Bang!"

There was a loud bang.

The schoolbag containing more than ten catties of textbooks smashed into Brother Feng's face, smashing Brother Feng dizzy, his body lost his balance and kept falling backwards, and the hand that grabbed Li Jing's wrist couldn't help but let go.

"Brother Feng!"

The surrounding gangsters exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly helped Brother Feng.

Li Jing, who had tears rolling in her eyes, couldn't help but be stunned when she saw this scene.

Not only her, but also the surrounding No. 1 middle school students were stunned.

"Let's go. ”

Suddenly, a somewhat familiar voice sounded in Li Jing's ears.

At the same time, a strong hand grabbed her wrist and pulled her out of the crowd.

Li Jing wanted to struggle, but when she saw the person who pulled her, she couldn't help but be stunned again, but the person stopped struggling and let the other party pull away.

"Stop them for Lao Tzu!"

A low and angry roar roared out of Brother Feng's mouth.

After hearing this, the surrounding gangsters came back to their senses from the shock just now, and then surrounded Li Jing and Zheng Yi, who was holding Li Jing's hand.