"One by one?" Tianming's words said with disgust: "Oh~The divine beast is not very good at using adjectives~"

"Is there something wrong?" Bi Fang said, puzzled.

"One by one, that's drawing a map on the bed!" Tianming said.

"How do you draw a map in bed?" Bi Fang looked like he really didn't understand, and he asked Tianming curiously.

"That's it" Tianming looked at Bi Fang, staring at his gaze carefully, wanting to see if he really didn't know or pretending not to know, but looking at Bi Fang's clear eyes, he knew that Bi Fang was not pretending, and he really didn't know, it seems that the life experience of this divine beast is also very little Tianming said: "You drink more water at night, and you will know tomorrow." ”

"I never drink water. Bi Fang said.

"Why! Divine beasts don't eat or drink?

"No, I'm angry. Bi Fang said seriously.

"How do you eat fire?" Tianming said in wonder, "Won't it be hot?"

"No, your uncle has red fire in his body, although I don't know the source of the red fire, but I want to suck his fire qi, so that his illness will be cured. Bi Fang said.

"There's a red fire in my uncle's body. Tianming suddenly realized: "No wonder uncle's body is always hot." ”

"yes. Bi Fang said.

"What's the taste of fire? sweet or bitter, is it delicious?" Tianming asked curiously.

"There are more bitter ones, there are also sour ones, and I really haven't tasted sweet. Bi Fang said.

"Oh" Tianming began to feel a little pitiful at this time, he hadn't even tasted the sweetness, it was so pitiful. At this time, Tianming took out a piece of candy from his pocket: "Here, this is sweet, you can taste it." ”

Bi Fang's eyes were immediately attracted by the sugar in Tianming's hand, his eyes flickered, especially after putting the sugar in his mouth, the feeling was simply an experience he had never had, the sugar was cold and cold, a little exciting, but it was delicious, the taste in the mouth should be sweet, and the whole person was happy after eating.

"How do you feel?" Seeing Bi Fang's happy appearance, Tianming also felt the breath of joy, and he waited curiously for Bi Fang's evaluation.

"It's cool, it's sweet, it's delicious!" said Bi Fang. This was the first time Bi Fang laughed, and he didn't know why, so he suddenly laughed.

"It's cool because he's mint-flavored. Tianming said, and also stuffed a piece of sugar into his mouth: "I'm eating orange flavor now." ”

"Wow, there are so many flavors of sugar?" Bi Fang simply began to admire Tianming.

"Yes!" Tianming smiled: "But you can't eat too much candy at a time, eating too much will cause you to have a toothache." ”

"Oh. Bi Fang was still staring at Tianming with burning eyes.

"If you want to eat, let's eat it tomorrow. Tianming was also stared at by Bi Fang's burning gaze and couldn't stand it.

"Oh" Bi Fang listened to Tianming's words, and then put away his burning gaze and quietly enjoyed the pleasure brought by his lips and teeth.

After eating the candy, Bi Fang smashed his mouth nostalgically, and then said slowly: "By the way, how do you draw a map on the bed?"

Tianming said embarrassedly: "You haven't forgotten this question?"

"yes. Don't you often say that you should be 'sensitive and studious, and not ashamed to ask questions'?"

"Oops!" Hearing the Analects, Tianming's head began to hurt again, and he said impatiently: "I just ran out of the Little Sage Village, and you told me these great truths again, my head hurts! Let me tell you! Drawing a map is wetting the bed!"

When Bi Fang heard Tianming's words, his eyebrows were full of embarrassment, and he secretly made up his mind, it seems that he also wants to read more books and newspapers.

"So why the hell are you afraid of me?" Tianming asked again.

Bi Fang originally felt that he had taken the topic astray, but this persistent child asked again, and Bi Fang was helpless, Bi Fang explained honestly: "Do you remember, I just told you, the first time I saw you in the old mansion of Guigu?"

"Remember, how could I forget what you just said?" Tianming said.

"Do you remember what you said when you first met me?" asked Bi Fang.

"I think about it," Tianming recalled, and after thinking about it, he remembered, "I remember that I seemed to say, 'Uncle!look, that bird is so strange!' ”

"Well, what else is said next?" Bi Fang continued to ask.

"Hmm" Tianming thought again, he thought about it, he couldn't think of anything, and in the end he still relied on guessing, with his character, he should be able to say, "Wow, let's two roast that bird!" Tianming said.

Bi Fang shook his head and frowned: "At that time, you said that this bird only has one leg, and I don't know if it's good to roast and eat." ”

Tianming said a little embarrassed: "So what?"

"So, you said you wanted to eat me! Of course I didn't want to be eaten by you, so I wanted to avoid you. Bi Fang looked a little angry.

"Oh, that's why. Tianming suddenly realized: "I thought it was going on, don't worry, I won't eat you! ”

Bi Fang pondered the extended meaning of Tianming's sentence in his heart, what he meant was that if he was beautiful and delicious, would he have been roasted and eaten by Tianming a long time ago?

"Don't eat roast pheasants anymore, those pheasants are so pitiful. Bi Fang said.

"Don't eat roast pheasant!" Hearing Bi Fang's words, Tianming jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, and he said excitedly: "How can you not eat roast pheasant!"

"What's wrong with not eating roast pheasant! You won't starve, you can eat vegetarian food!" Bi Fang didn't seem to understand what roast pheasant meant to Tianming.

"No, no, no!" Tianming rejected Bi Fang, not even hesitating.

"Why not!" Bi Fang said.

"What's the fun of living without eating roast pheasant!" Tianming said stubbornly.

"Those pheasants are so pitiful, think about it, if you go out to play, and you are inexplicably caught by an unknown and terrible-looking monster halfway through, pluck out all your hairs and skewer you to a wood and roast you on the fire?" Bi Fang said angrily.

Tianming thought carefully about what Bi Fang said, and the more he pondered it, the more scared Tianming felt, and unconsciously, he had goosebumps!

Tianming exaggeratedly said: "Don't say it, it's terrible!"

"You just think about it and feel terrible, but those pheasants have to experience it yourself!" Bi Fang said.

Tianming rubbed the goosebumps on his body, and his expression became distorted because of fear: "Don't say it, I won't eat roast pheasants in the future."

It's over!"

"That's pretty much it. Hearing Tianming's words, Bi Fang said with satisfaction.

Tianming trembled and lay down, thinking back to what Bi Fang said, Tianming's heart couldn't calm down for a long time, at this time Gai Nie sent a message to Tianming, only to see Gai Nie said: Tianming, the bed in Mr. Bi Fang's room was also collapsed by you, right?

Tianming replied to Gai Nie: Yes, it's okay, just let Ying Zheng get another bed tomorrow, and let him get the roof together, anyway, I don't think Ying Zheng's roof has been repaired, so let's just fix it together.

Gai Nie replied to Tianming: Does Yingzheng have any handle in your hands?

Tianming replied to Gai Nie: No, uncle, why do you ask that.

Gai Nie replied to Tianming: It's okay, it's not early, you can rest quickly, where is Mr. Bi Fang now? If he has nowhere to go, let him come to me.

Tianming replied to Gai Nie: Don't worry, uncle, for example, I'm here! He slept with me tonight, I have a buddy relationship with him, I will take care of him, uncle, don't worry!

Gai Nie replied to Tianming:

After Gai Nie sent a string of dots, it took a long time before the second message came.

Gai Nie replied to Tianming: If Mr. Bi Fang is willing, he can come to my side at any time, you tell him so.

At this time, Bi Fang saw that Tianming was fiddling with a small metal plate that would glow, and he leaned his face over curiously: "What are you playing with? ”

"It's nothing, I'm chatting with my uncle!" Tianming replied as he fiddled with his phone.

"Your uncle?" Bi Fang said worriedly: "What did Mr. Gai say? Isn't it uncomfortable again?" Saying that, Bi Fang was worried about Gai Nie and planned to get up and go to Gai Nie.

"Uncle is fine. Tianming stopped Bi Fang and said: "Uncle said that if you are happy, you can go to his room to play at any time, or you can stay in his room." ”

"Oh. Bi Fang became very happy to see that he was so popular.

Tianming said: "It's time to tell Ying Zheng the news that your roof was damaged by me, otherwise if he doesn't know, when will your roof be repaired?"

"Are you going to tell him? Will I be punished by Yingzheng?" It seems that Bi Fang is really frightened by the gossip that the people say, and he is really afraid of Yingzheng.

"It's okay, it's okay. Look at me!" as he spoke, Tianming flipped through the list, found the avatar with the crown, and clicked on it. He sent a message to Ying Zheng: Your Majesty! Have you slept? [smiling face]

At the end of the text, Tianming also deliberately added a smiling expression to ease the impending awkward atmosphere.

After about a minute or two, Ying Zheng replied: This point is going to be in the morning, okay! Say! What trouble have you caused again!

Tianming replied to Ying Zheng: It's okay. It's just that the roof of the room is leaking.

Ying Zheng replied to Tianming: If it's a little bit, it's no big deal, and I will just ask someone to make up for it in a while! Don't worry about this little thing!

Tianming replied to Yingzheng: The roof is half leaking. [Tongue sticking out face]

Tianming was also afraid that Ying Zheng would be angry with him, so he made a grimace again to ease the awkward atmosphere.

Ying Zheng didn't reply to the message for a long time, and Tianming felt more and more that he didn't know the bottom of his heart.

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