Chapter 255 Tell a joke

Qi Feiyun held back for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, he said, "I said ......"

"Shut up!" Cheng Ziming screamed and hurriedly jumped up from the ground. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but unfortunately it was still a step late, he only felt a tightness on his ankles, and the ankles of his feet had been buckled.

At the same time, countless hands stained with yellow sand suddenly emerged from the sand, surrounding the four of them.

The Wen sisters screamed and hugged each other.

Qi Feiyun reacted extremely quickly, and the spirit sword he held high instantly swung down, bringing a sword light in the air. He said in a deep voice, "I can just lure the people in the sand out and kill them." ”

The sword light is fierce, sweeping everything. More than a dozen strange hands were struck by the spirit sword, broke in half at once, and rolled to the ground.

Cheng Ziming's eyes suddenly flickered: The broken strange hand was not only covered with yellow sand on the outside, but even inside was full of sand grains. This strange hand is clearly made of sand.

"There are quirks. Someone is doing it!" Cheng Ziming reminded in a deep voice, he suddenly remembered something, and suddenly turned around and looked at the quicksand pit under the sand dune. The quicksand pit was still the same, and the fine sand was rolling like boiling water.

"The quicksand pit is the eye of the array!" Cheng Ziming reminded loudly.

Qi Feiyun was stunned for a moment, then raised his sword high, and wanted to split the quicksand pit.

Suddenly, the sand grains in the quicksand pit suddenly tumbled, and a toad head made of sand appeared, and the toad head opened its mouth and said, "Slow down!

Qi Feiyun was unambiguous, the sword light flickered, and he had already "brushed" out two swords.

Cheng Ziming only felt a flower in front of him, and two sword lights went straight to the toad's head. He secretly estimated in his heart: Qi Feiyun's two swords had already used the four powers. Although in order to save spiritual power, it is far less powerful than the three swords in the first battle in the mortal world, but it is already quite powerful.

The sword light slashed at the big head of the toad head in a blink of an eye, and the toad head blinked its huge eyes, opened its big mouth and "croaked", and shattered into countless quicksands and scattered back into the quicksand pit.

"No, it's not over yet!" Cheng Ziming clenched the dagger in his hand and warned in a deep voice. The quicksand was still rolling in the quicksand pit, like boiling water. Obviously, the toad's head is not completely dead.

Sure enough, only a "quack" sound was heard, and a huge toad head appeared in the quicksand pit again, and the toad puffed out its eyes and shouted angrily: "Stop! Why are you so unreasonable!"

Cheng Ziming and Qi Feiyun glanced at each other, and both put down the magic weapons in their hands.

The huge toad head cried and said, "You are so unreasonable! I slept well, and I didn't provoke you, but you came to step on my hand." I will bring you to reason, and you will cut off my hands with your sword. I came out to reason with you, and you cut people without saying a word. It's barbaric. ”

After saying that, the huge toad head began to cry, and while the sand was flowing from its eyes, it said, "Do you know how painful it is to grow another head?"

Cheng Ziming touched his chin, always feeling that this toad seemed to be reasonable, but in fact it was messing around. He snorted and said, "So, it's all a misunderstanding?"

"What a misunderstanding!" the toad's head suddenly squeezed away the "tears" and said viciously: "You cut off my head, what will you compensate me?"

"Do you want to compensate?" Cheng Ziming thought in his heart: the storage space was sealed, even if this toad head wanted something, he couldn't give it anything. Furthermore, what is the origin of this toad head, and why does it appear in the desert?

"Yes, if you don't make it to me, you don't want to leave here. I have hundreds of millions of sand hands, which can be infinitely regenerated, as long as there is yellow sand, there are sand hands, and you can't escape from the palm of my hand. The toad's eyes bulged out and he said hatefully.

"Oh. Cheng Ziming touched his chin and asked leisurely: "Then you always have to tell me who you are and why you are hiding under these sand dunes." Also, what do you usually do, what do you like, so that we can understand your preferences and compensate you. ”

"Well, you seem to have a point. The toad was stunned for a moment, and then said: "My name is the Quicksand Treasure House, and this desert is named after me." I usually live in the desert and guard the treasure for the wishing gods. Don't look at my small head, I actually have a big belly, and I can hold things very well. I wish that the gods have hidden countless treasures in my stomach, and when she asks for them, I will spit them out and give them back to her.

I'm usually bored, just sleeping, or talking to the white camels passing by. Because it's so boring, I like to listen to jokes and guess riddles. If you want to make it up to me, tell me a joke. ”

"Okay, that's easy. Cheng Ziming immediately said: "Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived near the swamp with her mother. One day, her mother needed to go out, leaving the little girl home alone. Before going out, the mother specially instructed the little girl to lock the door, no matter who comes, you can't open the door, because there are many monsters in the swamp, and they love to eat little girls.

So the little girl locked the door and pressed the stool against it, so that she could stay at home and wait for her mother to return.

After a while, there was a knock on the door. The little girl asked, "Who?"

A sharp voice came from outside the door, saying: I am a monster from the swamp, and I have come to eat you. If you can guess what kind of monster I am, according to the rules of our demon clan, I can let you go.

When the little girl heard this, she mustered up her courage and leaned over to the door, and looked out through the keyhole, and saw a monster covered in scales, with a beard on the side of the mouth, and a cheek on its face, slapping the door with its short fins. So she said: You are a catfish demon.

The monster outside the door screamed, turned into a demon wind, fell into the water of the swamp, showed its original form, and swam away as a catfish.

After a while, a shrill voice came from outside the door, saying, "I'm a youkai from the swamp, and I'm here to eat you." If you can guess what kind of monster I am, according to the rules of our demon clan, I can spare you.

When the little girl heard this, she mustered up her courage and leaned to the door, and looked out through the keyhole, only to see a monster with a snow-white body, a red envelope on its head, and a pointed and long mouth, beating the door with its wings. So she said, "You are the White Crane Demon."

The monster outside the door screamed, turned into a demon wind, fell into the water of the swamp, showed its original form, turned into a white crane flapping its wings and flew away.

Subsequently, a few more monsters came, but they were all said by the little girl to hit the original form and were defeated.

Soon, the monsters in the swamp spread, and there was a magical little girl who could guess the original form of the monster every time, and she couldn't eat it at all. The little girl became a legendary figure in the swamp.

This legend annoyed one of the largest youkai in the swamp. This big demon is very good, and can change into a human form and transform into anyone's appearance. The big demon doesn't believe in evil, but he wants to try the little girl.

So, he came to the door of the little girl's house, changed into the appearance of the little girl's mother, and knocked on the door three times.

When the little girl heard a knock at the door, she cried out, "Who?"

The big demon didn't dare to speak. Although he can change his human form, he can't imitate the human voice, he can't learn the voice of the little girl's mother, and he is afraid of revealing his stuff, so he is silent and only knocks on the door one by one.

The little girl didn't know who it was, and she didn't dare to open the door rashly, so she leaned down in front of the keyhole and looked out through the hole.

When I saw it, it turned out that my mother had returned. The little girl immediately opened the door happily and said with a smile: "Ha! Mom, it turned out to be you." ”

The big demon "Ula" screamed strangely, turned into a demon wind, and fell into the water of the swamp, showing its original form, which turned out to be a toad.