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When the badger's teeth are open, Lingqi raises his feet to make a gesture of throwing his sleeves and shining shoes, like a symbol in opera and dance.
Just like that, she lifted and wiped it, and her sleeves suddenly fell, like a waterfall under the roar of a mountain cliff, pure white as ointment, and accurately poured into the throat of the second senior brother.
It was the lard that was infiltrated during the use of lead and mercury rebirth, which was originally the body component of the badger Huaineng himself, and it was returned to its original owner.
"I don't know what you want, but I'll just think you're helping me get your master out early. If these lards want to be reintegrated into your body, it will take ten days and half a month, during which your mana and physical strength will be forced to enter a state where repairing your original body is the first priority, and you will not be able to use mana and martial arts...... So pray more that you don't be slaughtered as a pig by the bun shop. β
The badger Huai can have a swollen belly like a cow, foaming at the mouth, convulsions so much that he can't move, and even the changes in his body have been lifted, turning back into a white-haired badger pig, but his whole body is as skinny as firewood, but his stomach seems to be stuffed into an adult bull, round and wriggling.
This guy did lose all mobility in ten days and a half months.
Lingqi took Xu Jiao'er's hand, and walked up the stairs walked by the third junior brother Ru Huaijing without hurrying, but there was no impatience, but like a pair of sisters, the former was elegant and quiet and had a fragrant belly, and the latter was simple, gentle, white, tender and lovely.
The previous chaotic farce and fights are like a passing cloud, and they suddenly dissipate, leaving no trace of disturbing the atmosphere.
In the private room on the third floor of the inn, there is a meditation room specially prepared for the master, which is a reservation room that has been arranged and specially decorated before the four masters and apprentices move in.
Jing Sanzang's name is too famous in the mortal world, even if he himself wants to keep a low profile, but wherever he goes, there are rich families and eunuchs who have stammered early, and they are ready to meet the pomp and circumstance.
In fact, more than ninety percent of these pomp and circumstance are done in vain, because Jing Sanzang is indeed deliberately avoiding those mundane things, and it is important to hurry, most of the time he will still sleep in the wilderness, or directly in the demon caves, bandit nests, and even the dens of fierce beasts that are exterminated on the way.
Generally speaking, this Jing Sanzang has really done a lot of good things, and along the way, he has taken the initiative to find ghosts and monsters who are traitors and criminals in various places, as a node on the road, and his reputation is very positive, and there are countless welcomers.
So, today Jing Sanzang will live in this inn, not because of how gorgeous the decoration is, but as always, it is believed that there will be tribulations here.
Push open the door, you will see sandalwood, all kinds of temporary Buddha statues, wood carvings, but they are not authentic Buddhist atmosphere, but mortals with imagination deliberately create a "high monk" should be the scene of the Zen room.
A young monk sits upright and recites sutras, seemingly deaf to things outside of him.
The previous third junior brother was standing close to him, slightly in the front position, but his attitude was no longer panicked, he was calm, and he seemed to have the aura of a Taoist successor.
"Wake up, little monk. I'll borrow this girl, let me know you, you know?"
Lingqida turned a blind eye to all the atmosphere here from the beginning, and went directly to the main owner to get straight to the point.
The junior brother who was in front of him, although he was calm in the presence of the master, seemed to be too calm, standing there silently and not moving, no different from the statues around him.
Jing Sanzang seemed to have anticipated the arrival of Lingqi for a long time, opened his eyes slightly unhurriedly, and spoke unhurriedly:
"Was the female benefactor invited by the snake demon to help with the fist, you don't understand the trick, it's better not to wade into this troubled water. β
"You're the one who doesn't understand the trick. Lingqi was not polite, he entered the door and greeted the monk, as if he had done nothing, and then turned around and pulled Xu Jiao'er out of the room:
"White sap, that little fellow, please move me, all the strife on your side of the land is like ant wrestling in my eyes. You don't have to worry about the affairs of these two little friends, so you can do it yourself and go about your own business. β
After that, Lingqi took Xu Jiao'er directly and turned his head to leave.
"What an arrogant monster!" Jing Sanzang jumped up from his sitting position abruptly to grab Lingqi and hold Xu Jiao'er's hand:
"You monsters think that if you are contaminated with some love, you have every reason to force the people's daughter? Although the white snake is not a vicious monster, his relationship with this Xu girl is really not as he wishes, and it will not end well if he barely stays together, and even the people around him will be implicated. β
"They are the lone stars of the third world, unblessed existence, reluctant to be together, to say the least, they wrestle and hit the wall for no reason, the basin is beaten, the wind and rain are not smooth, the drought and flood are enough to involve the people of a city, and even if they are stubborn, many natural disasters that are enough to directly destroy living beings will also come unexpectedly......"
"I have expected that the white snake has achieved something in his thousand-year-old cultivation, and he will definitely resist natural disasters and move towards a painful path! But it is precisely because of this that the two powers are contending, and the people around him will only be more implicated, although his nature is not the kind of bloodthirsty demon, nor is he a kind and compassionate person, if he disregards the lives of thousands of innocent people for his own selfishness, I Jing Sanzang can't sit idly by!"
The monk clasped Lingqi's wrist and exerted the power of the vajra fingers, which would not only cause the fingers of the captured person to loosen in terms of martial arts, but also suppress the operation of all demon spells.
It was supposed to be like this.
But the monk obviously felt that he had touched Lingqi's wrist, but the next moment, he instead grabbed his wrist with his right hand, and with his arms behind his back, he knelt on the ground, as if he was pleading.
This posture is very subtle, the tendons of the muscles and bones are just collapsed to the limit, and the slightest use of brute force will break the tendons and fracture.
The seemingly ordinary mortal grappling kung fu actually had to calm down, reorganize the flow of the meridians of the arm, transform the bone lever structure, and carefully go through more than a dozen complex deflections before it could be unraveled.
"Well, it's a master!" The monk's eyes became sharp, and he didn't dare to slack off, and while the qi machine locked on the spiritual habitat, he took a slight breath, and in less than a second and less than two seconds, he untied his arm.
He calmed his breath and made a Buddhist salute with one hand: "The female benefactor seems to be not trivial, let's go to an open place to learn how to do it, don't do it here, I'm afraid it will hurt the innocent." β
Lingqi almost didn't laugh, the little monk still thinks that he is a monster of the same level as them, and seriously suggests going to an open place to learn?
Earlier, she had already seen that the little monk's cultivation was stronger than his three apprentices, and the hundred veins were connected, but he had not yet brewed Danqi, which was on par with the white tree sap.
And the white sap is no longer what it used to be, after meeting himself, he whipped it, tempered his muscles and bones, and passed on a wisp of the 10,000-year-old python Dan Qi of the frog old immortal, and after half a month, when he re-transformed, it was immediately far away.
As for the little monk Jing Sanzang, that is, the foundation is relatively solid, and he can basically exert 100% of his combat power with this cultivation of 100 veins, and even the Buddha and martial arts are solid enough, and the Dan Qi master who surpasses him in the realm of resistance can not fall behind.
However...... Lingqi is definitely not an existence that they can look up to as mortal cultivators rolling in the mud, don't say that Jing Sanzang and Bai Shu's sap can't catch up with Lingqi's cold hair, even if you call all the immortals in the legend of this phosphorus star, let the lord of the earth's leylines and the will of the planet meet you, Lingqi is also sure that it will be stewed, and even directly call the planet to change hands, and say hello to the True Knowledge, the problem will not be too big.
Lingqi can cover up his cultivation with astrological mana at any time, and he can't say that the little monk can't see through it, and basically the same level of return to the void realm doesn't dare to draw conclusions easily.
So looking at Jing Sanzang's serious appearance, Lingqi actually felt a little interesting, so he wanted to play him more:
"It's not necessary to go to an open place, they all say that if you can't control the strength to tear down this house, you will take back anything that others are not good, just your arrogant words of compassion. β
Lingqi turned his back and smiled provocatively.
"Hmph, I'm worried that you, the demon clan, will go back on your word, act recklessly, and ruin the lives of the people, how can I be afraid of you?
Jing Sanzang recited the Buddha number, the whole body erupted with heavy brilliance, really like the molten golden soup watered, raising the hand is thousands of palm shadows, such as lotus blooming, like water lilies in the night to close, impermeable wind shrouded in the spiritual habitat.
"The basics are pretty solid. Lingqi looked up at the shadow of his palm, and it seemed that he only had time to turn his eyeballs, sweeping all the corners of his body, and then found that this move of the Sumeru Mountain Divine Palm was not flawed.
It was supposed to be like this.
But when Jing Sanzang noticed the movement of Lingqi turning his gaze, the flower in front of him actually became himself, and then the object shrouded by the heavy palm shadow changed from a hateful demon girl to an innocent Xu Jiao'er.
"Monster despicable!" Jing Sanzang urgently stopped his move, a mouthful of golden blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes widened angrily:
"Did the demon girl see the poor monk's martial arts, and knew that she was not an opponent, so she used the means of changing shapes and shadows, and ran away? You can't help the snake demon white tree sap, but you want to hurt his sweetheart, do you want to run away, or do you want to count the killing on the poor monk? The monsters are really untrustworthy, backtracking, selfish and cunning. β
"Hehe, the little monk has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, a clever tongue like a spring, and a lotus flower in his mouth...... In the past, I used to talk and laugh with some Buddhist elders, and today I see the descendants of Buddhism, and my ability to make strong words is really the same as always. β
Lingqi's pretty face poked out from behind Xu Jiao'er's shoulder, looking particularly playful, as if two little folk sisters were playing with him:
"Look at what tricks I've used in a blink of an eye!"
Suddenly, Jing Sanzang only felt that the surroundings were extremely empty, so empty that they were simply empty, and the ground on his feet seemed to have no connection with the surrounding walls, but fell down without roots......
"This is an illusion? Infernal Hell!" Jing Sanzang broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead, and urgently closed his eyes and chanted the Buddha's name.
"Illusion...... That's really the succubus race's good method, but I'm not interested in delving into the spells of this system, the creation of the cave structure is the old business of this seat! The spatial fault you see is really a spatial fault, even if there is no supply of heaven and earth treasures in this small house, but the mana of this seat is enough to maintain the half-step cave heaven of this realm for a short time!"
Lingqi actually played quite excessively, and in the face of a little monk, he used the high-end spell he was best at...... If this were to be seen by monks of the same realm or period, they would also be speechless for a long time.
And the reason why Lingqi did this was because in the old days he had a festival with some fellow Buddhist practitioners.
During an exchange meeting, Lingqi was not a person of many words, but his methods were quite incisive, and he took out his experience of participating in enlightenment for many years and refining the cave heaven, and he was also a famous figure in the ten major sects back then.
However, there is a Minglian Temple among the ten major sects, which is particularly good at speech, and a thorough conversation, and the elders who participated in the evaluation of the Dharma will nod their heads and say yes, and the result is that one of the prizes is very suitable for assisting in the cultivation of the magic weapon of the cave, and the "Dayan incense burner" was awarded to the Minglian Temple.
Since then, the old wooden Lingqi who doesn't like to speak has a plan in his heart, don't look at him usually indifferent, but as a recognized stubborn old wooden bump, he doesn't mind finding fault with Buddhism and Taoism.
Of course, as for what she said about "talking and laughing with famous Buddhist sects", she actually put gold on her face, and in the profession of Taoist debate, Lingqi is not good, and other sects are not good, but Buddhism is particularly good at it!
This is not to say that they are fame-seeking, after all, they can achieve the top ten sects and have their own Cave Heaven magic weapon, which is definitely not to be underestimated.
It's just that Buddhism expounds the teachings of the Dharma, and is especially good at telling stories, which can make people feel something in just a few words, and is especially good at understanding it for beginners and even laymen.
On the other hand, the orthodox cultivation of Taoism, pay attention to the "road to simplicity", often use one word to summarize the great theory, all kinds of words are turned into a few words, obscure, people who are destined will be enlightened, and those who are not destined to listen to it do not take it seriously, they have to run into walls everywhere, experience the unforgettable pain, and then suddenly wake up.
As a result, Buddhism is the most acceptable Taoist system in the secular world, with many believers, often hundreds of millions.
However, it is easy to learn and difficult to master, and most people can't comprehend the supreme supernatural power at all, so they can only recite Nam Mu Amitabha Buddha when they are free, so that their hearts can be comforted.
Jing Sanzang is certainly not this kind of layman, but his cultivation is actually the middle of the Immortal Dao, in the era of Lingqi, between the outer disciples and the inner disciples, he has to go through the test before he can enter the inner door.
And now for him, the test is the "Immortal Fate Festival" of this planet.
Therefore, Jing Sanzang can't understand the means of returning to the vain people such as creating a "half-step cave sky" in the blink of an eye, and he is still treating everything around him as an illusion and closing his eyes and reciting scriptures.
Lingqi took a long time, so he quietly watched the little monk chatter seriously, waiting to see if he had any way to break this layout.
The result was disappointing, and after a long time, Jing Sanzang was still reciting the scriptures by himself.
"Hey, am I expecting too much, and it really shouldn't be bullying such a small character, I'm overplaying. However, my temporary half-step cave can last for ten days and half a month, and when he comes to his senses, he should understand the gap between us and will not come to trouble again. β
Lingqi yawned and felt that he was in a hurry, so he decided not to stay any longer, and pulled Xu Jiao'er away. (To be continued.) )