Chapter 270: A Kick
Han Zhen asked Yan Ning, "What will happen if I step on this Circle Soul Dao Master?"
Yan Ning pushed Han Zhen back and said, "Benefactor, by all means, if you step on him, the consequences will be very serious, and you will be stuck to your stomach by him, and you will become smaller and smaller, and it will be almost impossible to grow up in the future."
Han Zhen was surprised: "The function of this Dongdong is good, that is, if I want to make any kind of thing smaller, I just need to throw it on its stomach." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info So if I bring an elephant over, I don't believe he can make it the size of the palm of his hand. ”
Yan Ning nodded and said, "It should be possible." Unless the elephant itself has high mana. ”
Han Zhen suddenly felt bad, he heard Xiaomei's voice shouting for help just now, could it be that this Dao Breaker had already made her smaller.
Then he stepped forward and asked, "You thief, what happened to my sister Xiaomei." ”
The Soul Circle Dao Elder jumped and posted to Han Zhen, pointed at him and said, "Who are you a monster who dares to talk to me so boldly." ”
Han Zhen smiled, pointed at him and replied: "The way we look, you are a monster at first glance, and you also framed me as a monster." With you like this, even if you are given a lotus treasure to sit on, you will not be able to pretend to be Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”
The speed of the Soul Circle Dao Chief's beating was very fast, and he almost hit Han Zhen with another jump.
Yan Ning hurriedly flashed close to protect Han Zhen, and reprimanded sharply: "You Taoist priest must not be presumptuous, he is my good friend, don't hurry up and retreat." ”
The Soul Circle Dao Leader jumped over Yan Ning and jumped towards Han Zhen from the other direction, Han Zhen didn't quite believe that he could really stick a person as big as himself to his stomach and make him smaller. So he didn't try very hard to escape, and he looked back from time to time, thinking that it didn't matter if he was caught.
He hadn't run a few steps when a giant spider, about the size of two people, quickly crawled into the courtyard, apparently trying to escape out of the courtyard.
Han Zhen thought that this must be a positive, ambitious, and unwilling spider demon who was unwilling to succumb to Princess Zhiyan.
Yan Ning said to the round soul: "What are you doing here to catch your own people, and you don't want to catch it back, if you run away, can Princess Zhiyan spare you?"
The Circle Soul Dao Master obeyed the order and jumped a few times to grab the spider, and the giant spider ran extremely fast, and in a blink of an eye, it had already reached the gate of the courtyard.
Han Zhen looked at the situation, and then looked at the appearance of the giant spider, and felt that the hairs on his body stood on end. I couldn't help but say: "I hate these dead spiders the most in my life, compared to poisonous snakes, scorpions, and toads, spiders are the most disgusting, it is good to be just a bug, and it can eat a mosquito, but it becomes a monster to eat people." If I get the chance, I'm going to ......."
Speaking of this, I remembered that Yan Ning was a fake spider demon, didn't he even scold him.
Hurriedly changed his words: "If it's as handsome and kind as Yan Ning's son, then it's a different matter." ”
Yan Ning said: "Benefactor, you are right, I also hate these dead spiders the most, if I have the ability, my ambition is to kill all the spider demons in the world." ”
Han Zhen felt funny in his heart, although this Princess Zhiyan was vicious, her son was about to be her enemy just two days after birth, this was retribution. Tiger poison does not eat children, see what she can do with her own son.
The giant spider ran out at this time, and the speed of the Circle Soul Dao Leader's pursuit was significantly slower.
Yan Ning hurriedly shouted to the banshees at the door who had already transformed into spider demons: "A few dead monsters in the house, what are you still doing in a daze, why don't you come out to catch demons quickly." ”
Several banshees ran out of the house, flashed outside quickly, and then turned into spider demons, spitting out silk webs together, entangled the fleeing giant spider.
The Soul Circle Leader jumped and flashed closer, and touched the giant spider with his belly, and the giant spider was like a huge candle that melted in an instant, shrunk and stuck to the Soul Circle Chief's stomach, and then gradually changed from a small spider shape to invisible.
Han Zhen was a little closer, and Yan Ning followed closely behind him, lest the Soul Circle Dao Master would hurt him.
When I looked closer, I found that the smaller spider had disappeared into the belly of the Soul Circle Chief.
Han Zhen asked: "What about the monsters, why are they gone?" You are full of benevolence and morality, I didn't expect it to be so vicious, and you, as a Taoist priest, still eat monsters." This is not for example, it is normal for a cat to eat a mouse, but if a mouse eats a cat in turn, what a vicious mouse it must be, and the mouse should be killed and buried deeply......"
Yan Ning explained to Han Zhen, "That spider demon has already turned into a tattoo on the body of the Soul Circle Dao Leader at this time. Instead, he ordered to the Soul Circle Dao Chief, "Don't show your tattoo yet, so that my benefactor can take a good look." ”
The Soul Circle Dao Chang replied: "Little boy, this tattoo is on my stomach, and there are two inconveniences. First, it's cold at night, and if I show my stomach and accidentally get caught in the cold, I'll get sick and my vitality will be greatly damaged. Second, this sudden belly showed, and I was still a little shy. ”
Han Zhen said: "Shy, in modern society, those boxing and running athletes, which one does not show off the muscles on the stomach. ”
Yan Ning began to feel uncomfortable again at this time, scratching his body, and said to Han Zhen, "I have to go and change into a bigger clothes now." ”
Han Zhenqi said: "Are you going to grow up again so soon, this is too dramatic, then ...... Then you won't get old. ”
The Circle Soul Dao Master also said: "Yes, will it be said that it is the death of the morning and the twilight, and then like an epiphany." ”
Yan Ning scolded the Soul Circle Dao Leader, "I can't even die if you die. ”
He pulled Han Zhen and said: "Benefactor, you can also go with me, or I'm afraid that this rotten Taoist chief will do something to you." ”
Han Zhen said with confidence: "Brother, you don't have to worry about me, you go and come back quickly, don't look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face, if this rotten Taoist leader dares to touch my hair, you will come out and blow him up later." Anyway, your Zhiyan Niang also has the habit of frying people in an oil pan. ”
Yan Ning couldn't control the speed of his body's growth, and hurriedly ran back to change his clothes.
Several banshees present blew up the fire folds at this time, lit the torches, and spontaneously took on the important task of protecting Han Zhen.
Han Zhen looked at the Soul Circle Dao Elder nonchalantly and said, "Actually, until now, I still doubt the authenticity of this whole thing, you have turned such a big thing into a tattoo?
The Soul Circle Dao Chief saw that he was always disdainful of him, so he wanted the other party to know how powerful he was. This lifted his belly and pointed at Han Zhen: "See, the spider just now is here, the fine hairs on its body are clear, do you want to try it." ”
Han Zhen looked at the tattoos on his stomach at this time, including eagles, scorpions, poisonous snakes, tigers, and other things. The tattoos were all red in color, and they had already taken up his entire round belly.
He still didn't care and said: "Soul Circle, no, your line is too shallow, catch some poor little animals, I see other people's tattoos, what kind of flying dragon is in the sky, if you want to be powerful, tattoo a dragon on your body for me to see." ”
The Soul Circle Dao Leader looked a little frustrated: "I haven't seen a dragon, if I do......" Han Zhen immediately interrupted him and said: "If you see it, your little short legs won't be able to catch up with it, and you can't jump on it, hahahaha." ”
As he spoke, he boldly patted the face of the Soul Circle Dao Chief, and found that he was not glued, which was very exciting and fun.
After laughing, he asked: "It's not good, you rotten way, what about my sister Xiaomei, it's the woman you just caught who shouted for help, did you make her smaller." If that's the case, I'll have to stomp you to death. ”
The Soul Circle Dao Elder replied: "No, I didn't make her smaller, I originally wanted to eat her, but I was delayed by you at this time." ”
Only then did Han Zhen feel that he was also extremely hungry, and blamed the Soul Circle Dao Chief: "You round ball, let me tell you, I'm just a little handsome, in fact, I'm not a good man and a woman, if you dare to move Xiaomei's finger, I have to eat your round ball alive today." ”
Yuan Soul Dao said: "I didn't eat her, I just bit her neck, and before I sucked her a few mouthfuls of blood, she shouted for help." ”
Han Zhen was very angry, this rotten Taoist had really sucked Xiaomei's blood, what if she was not in good health and couldn't stand it. I must repay my grievances with evil and teach him a lesson.
He saw that Dao Chang's body was actually very small, and the height was not higher than his knees, so it was easy to step on him. But if you can't kill with one foot, it's better to kick him out like a football.
I remembered the blood-boiling pictures of those football games, and for a while I seemed to hear the cheers of the tens of millions of spectators around me, the cheers of those football commentators, the high-pitched and passionate music, and the possession of those famous feet...... With all his strength, he kicked the Soul Circle Dao Chief.
The Soul Circle Dao Chief was kicked by him so coldly, without the slightest defense, he was kicked high and fell far away.
Han Zhen hurriedly went back to check Xiaomei's safety, and just ran to the door when he saw Princess Zhiyan walking out of it.
Suddenly frightened, she came back, yes, it's her, she is the ruthless Princess Zhiyan who likes to put people in the oil pot, and her appearance at this time announced her failure to save people.
Hurriedly knelt down to Princess Zhiyan and said, "Princess King, spare your life, I ......"
Where is Princess Zhiyan, Yan Ning didn't find too suitable clothes, so he had to wear a Princess Zhiyan's clothes at this time. Looking closely at his current appearance, although he is similar to the silhouette of thirteen or fourteen years old just now, he is already an adult of eighteen or nineteen.
Yan Ning helped him up and said, "Benefactor, isn't it just Zhiyan, how can it scare you like this, she is a spider demon, what's the big deal." I don't know how many immortals, demons, monsters, and chivalrous people in the world are more powerful than her. In this way, she is just a little wretched worm. ”
Han Zhen thought about what Yan Ning said was actually very reasonable, in this vast world, those who can dominate the world don't know where to get this Princess Zhiyan's turn, and just such a person can make himself and others uneasy all day long, he is really too small.
He helped Yan Ning and said, "It's rare that you have grown up so quickly, and the monsters in this courtyard still know you, so I didn't recognize you." To tell you the truth, I'm really jealous of your mother, this bastard really almost fried me once. ”