Chapter Twenty-Seven: Honest Wood

Yihu was stunned when he heard this, lowered his head and took out ten engraved jade boxes from the folding fan, and said to Tongtian's handsome wooden face, "Daoist friends treat me like this, how to deal with Yihu, the thing that this jade box rides is the 10,000-year-old elixir that I have picked all the way, and I don't express my heart." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Then he used his mana to hold up the jade box and open it, and introduced, "This is ginseng, the king of herbs, flat in nature, sweet in taste, slightly bitter, and slightly warm. Return to the spleen and lungs. It has the effect of nourishing yin and nourishing life, strengthening and consolidating the root, this ginseng is picked by me on the top of Rongtianling Mountain; this is Poria cocos, it is the magic medicine of the four seasons, the nature is flat, the taste is sweet and light. Return to the four meridians of the heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys. It is beneficial to water infiltration, strengthens the spleen and stomach, and calms the mind and calms the nerves, which is what I picked under the 10,000-year-old ancient pine of Bujiang Lingshan......

Daoyou use mana to use this ginseng, poria, atractylodes, licorice, angelica, Chuanxiong, white peony, rehmannia root, five-color jujube, purple ginger ten kinds of elixirs, three times a day in the morning, afternoon, and evening, practice and absorb one-ninth of the amount of a box, nine days later, it can consolidate the foundation and promote longevity, and prolong life.

Then he paused, and carefully took out three jade boxes made of ten thousand years of five elements spirit stone grease from the folding fan, and held the three boxes together with ten engraved jade boxes in front of Tongtian, "I hope that Daoist friends will accept it, otherwise I will be uneasy!"

Tongtian's handsome wooden face turned red and said, "This matter was caused by me, and the loss of life and luck is also to blame, why should Daoist friends be like this?"

Seeing that the righteous tiger hugged his fist and turned into a Tai Chi pattern, Tong Mu smiled heartily and said, "Okay, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, Brother Dao is polite, but I'm disrespectful." ”

The two glanced at each other, looked up to the sky and smiled, one laughed at the sky, the other laughed at the country, heroic and fierce......

Nuwa, who was standing quietly on the side, seemed to be infected by the singing, only to see her blink her lovely crescent moon, lick her delicate red lips, take out a half-catty wine bag from Muxingqi, pour a big mouthful of "Gu Dudu", look at Yihu with silky eyes, and whispered; The real person tried to hold his fist three times, and the liver and gallbladder knew each other Kunlun ......"

The wooden door slowly opened, and two people walked out of it, a middle-aged man in a purple robe, with neatly combed black hair, dignified eyebrows, and a red sandalwood face, his steps were calm and powerful, and every step was exactly the same, no more, no less, three feet, five inches, eight minutes. An old man in a silver robe is behind, a horizontal hosta with silver hair, kind eyebrows, and a yellow rosewood face, no joy or sorrow.

Seeing the two of them all over the sky, Top Gun waved his sleeves and flew away, and suddenly turned into a submissive bear child, with a handsome wooden face, and said loudly to the old man and the middle-aged, "Big brother, second brother, this is my new friend, called Yihu." "Sideways to Yihu said, "This is my eldest brother Taishang, second brother primitive." ”

Yihu looked at the three wooden faces that were gathered together in the shape of a pin, smacked his tongue, and when the words of the sky fell, he hugged his fists and said, "Daoyou is polite!"

The Taishang with a wooden face returned the salute and said, "Daoist friends are polite." ”

The primitive face of the tic-tac-toe wood returned the salute, "Daoist friend is polite, I don't know what kind of trouble my brother has caused again?

Before Yihu could reply, Tongtian interjected, and saw a colorful figure full of wine fragrance floating in front of Taishang's body, and the jade hand raised and grabbed a strand of silver whiskers, and shouted coquettishly, "Old Mu, where is my brother?" It was Nuwa who was drunk on the side.

The primitive eyes were fixed, and he was about to speak, not wanting Nuwa to giggle and say, "Solid wood, don't stare at it, all day long, "what kind of system" is on his lips, and he is sour. ”

Taishang Shenzimu's face wrinkled even more, and he hurriedly stretched out his left hand to summon Jin Huang's flat crutches, pressed his beard with his right hand, and said, "Your brother has studied the way of heaven and earth changes, and he is intoxicated with it, and he can't extricate himself, and I can't do anything. However, he is gifted and intelligent, and he has realized the truth, and he is just around the corner, so don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry. After taking a breath, he said, "Grandma, my old bones can't help you tossing, let go, let go." ”

Nuwa squinted at the crescent moon and said, "That's what you said last time, what day is it?"

"Not a thousand days, not a thousand days, it's true, don't lie to you, don't lie to you. ”

"Okay, let you go, but ...... Brother Yihu and I are guests here, are you welcome?"

"Shh.....h Uh, welcome, welcome. ”

This scene completely made Yihu dumbfounded, this is still the fairy wind Dao bones, the Taishang Laojun who was worshiped by the human race in later generations, the Taiqing Dao Daojun? The answer is yes, but he has changed from a statue of awe and admiration to a flesh-and-blood real person, standing in front of Yihu's eyes alive, this is a kind of run-in of the past and present lives, the more profound the impression of the previous life, the stronger this contrast feeling.

Suddenly, nephrite jade fell into her arms, and she saw Nuwa's drunken eyes stuck to Yihu's body, spitting out the fragrance of wine and saying, "Brother Yihu, why are you stunned? Sister will cover you in the future, this Kunlun Mountain is my territory! ”

Then he turned his head to Taishang and said, "Old wood, don't you lead the way in front?" solid wood, what are you staring at? Tong wood, if solid wood scolds you, you will look for me, and my sister will also cover you." ”

Then he smiled softly at Yihu, "Hehe, when I knocked through the wood before, I secretly put down a kind of medicinal powder, which is non-toxic and tasteless, but it is effective against the solid wood, as long as he gets close to the Xuntong wood, he will catch my way, hehe." ”

Then he adjusted a comfortable posture and hung it up, not wanting to stay for a while and crying again, Pear Blossom choked with rain, "Brother Yihu, is it good to accompany others more, you know, it turns out that my brother is gentle and elegant, loves me very much, plays with me, tells me about etiquette, understands the world, and practices the love of all things." But since I talked to these three woods, I have been ignoring me more and more, and five hundred years ago, I was fascinated by the words of honest wood. Woo, tell me a story, I want to listen to a story......"

Yihu couldn't help but entrust Nuwa, stroked the jade back, and comforted: "Isn't your brother Fuxi about to wake up, you will have two brothers with you in the future, don't be sad, I'll accompany you, Anla! Let me tell you the story of "My Big Guy Red Whisk Girl": In the early years of the Tang Dynasty, there was a strange man with a magnificent appearance named Li Jing. He had a married wife named Zhang Chuchen. This Zhang Chuchen, also known as the Red Whisk Girl, is a peerless beauty who captivates the country and the city, and is also a strange woman who knows heroes with a discerning eye. When she first met Li Jing, Li Jing was still a hairy young man, and he ...... a day"

In this way, Yihu met "Honest Wood" in a "farce" and followed Sanqing as a guest of "Sanqingguan".