Chapter 359: Dirty Water Detoxification

Jiang Chun stood up as he spoke, and looked at a pothole in the courtyard, there was a puddle, and it had just rained the day before yesterday. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info he walked to the puddle, crawled to the ground, and put his whole head in the puddle.

Wu Sanye asked Dr. Liang: "Did you poison him a little fiercely just now, and made him crazy, how can this be good?" If we're really crazy, we won't be able to get the money. It is very damaging to my reputation, and I wonder if I can cheat this madman out of money. ”

Jiang Chun buried his head for a while before finally poking his head out again.

Doctor Chang asked Dr. Liang, "Is this another of his methods of detoxification, I haven't heard of it?" Dr. Liang said that this may be a kind of home remedy for detoxification, he had heard a little about it a long time ago, and now he almost forgot about it, and it is safer to use the antidote he prepared quietly.

Jiang Chun first soaked his face in the dirty water in the puddle for a while, then put his head into the water and gurgled for a while, this time he was drinking the dirty water. After drinking a lot of dirty water, when he poked his head outside, the poison had basically been removed, and his face had changed from gray to black.

At this time, Han Zhen helped Chen Xue to come here, and Doctor Chang pretended to care about Chen Xue's condition, and said with a concerned look: "Chen Nuxia, your illness is not yet cured, if you come out rashly and feel the cold again, it will be serious." Then he blamed Han Zhen again: "Han Zhen, how did you become a slave, if there is anything wrong with Chen Nuxia, can you afford it!"

Han Zhen said angrily: "Chang Bao, I suspect one thing now, your ancestors were eunuchs for eighteen generations. Your family motto is the way of the servile philosophy of the eunuch. The reason why your family has offspring is because your ancestors would give birth to children first and then enter the palace, so even if you are eunuchs from generation to generation, it has been passed down from generation to generation and has endured. However, by your generation, it has already declined, and you want to enter the palace as a eunuch, but there is no way, so you retreat to the Dongding faction to become a eunuch. ”

Doctor Chang said to Chen Xue: "Lady Chen, look, this is my business with him, but he insulted my ancestors, if it weren't for your face, I would have tore his broken mouth today." ”

Chen Xue smiled slightly, thinking that what Han Zhen said just now was very funny, although this Doctor Chang was not a good thing, but after Han Zhen's adjustment, it became like a pistachio.

Han Zhen ordered Jiang Chunxian's servant to move a chair for Chen Xue, but his servant didn't know whether Han Zhen was friend or foe, so he hesitated to do it for a while. Doctor Chang ran out and urged a man to move the Taishi chair that Jiang Chun was sitting on just now in front of Chen Xue.

Han Zhen wanted to tease Doctor Chang, so he sat on the Taishi chair and said to him: "You professional slave, how did your ancestors train you in the first place, there are two masters here, but you got a chair, how to sit, do you want me to sit with Miss Chen in your arms." Doctor Chang pointed at him and stared wide-eyed and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, is it okay for Chen Nuxia to let you hug casually." Han Zhen gently hugged Chen Xue with one hand and said, "Isn't this a hug, can you handle it?" Doctor Chang tried to drag Han Zhen and said to Chen Xue: "Chen Nuxia, this was originally your treasure seat, this Han Zhen is too shameless, otherwise you give him a slap and knock him out, and you will sit on this chair." ”

Chen Xue ignored him, and just leaned lightly on Han Zhen. Doctor Chang had to move a recliner again, and this time Chen Xue could half-lie on it and rest.

Han Zhen said to Chen Xue: "Miss Chen, you still said that we go to listen to the drama when we are bored, how boring it is to listen to the drama, here is a live broadcast of the fantasy fairy tale drama, and it is also a friendship starring stars, we still don't need tickets, haha." ”

Seeing Jiang Chunxian going into the puddle to drink water at this time, Dr. Liang was also a little confused, why is he still drinking this poison after it has been resolved, is he still thirsty?

The more I thought about it, the more curious I became, so I approached and asked Jiang Chunxian why he did this, Jiang Chunxian poked his head out and said very flatly: "Doctor Liang, they all say that you are a generation of miracle doctors, I think it's just like that, my poison has just been cured, what if it recurs repeatedly, can't I consolidate it well." ”

Han Zhen was even more puzzled, and when he saw Jiang Chun drinking dirty water first, he came over to take a closer look and asked: "Jiang Gongzi, why do you drink this kind of water, is it because you pay more attention to environmental protection and cherish water resources?" No, there would not be such an ideology in your time. I know, you are a disease, and there are also people in our time, for example, some people like to eat carbon and soil. The dirtier the water, the more excited you will be. Jiang Chun ignored him first, and continued to crawl in the puddle and grunt non-stop.

Han Zhen smiled and said, "It's like a donkey, you drink water when you see it." Suddenly, he realized that Jiang Chunxian's two arms were gone, and he retreated in a panic.

He said to Jiang Chunxian: "King Jiang Gambler, what about your arm, did you lose, you still lose your arm with so much silver, it's really ...... People don't see each other for three days, you don't see each other for three days, and the four-legged mammal becomes a two-legged bird. ”

Jiang Chun took another sip of water before poking his head out again and said, "Of course my arm was not lost in a bet, but was calculated by those two quacks, so I will keep this account in my heart first." ”

Han Zhen sighed and said: "It's useless for you to remember it in your lungs, you shouldn't be able to play those two quacks with your means, as the saying goes, it's easy to hide from the lowly, and it's hard to guard against the lowly of the two of them, if you want to fight again, your two feet may be gone for a while." When the time comes, you won't even be able to do birds, and you'll just become invertebrates. ”

Jiang Chun twisted his neck first, and then loosened the muscles and bones of his front body, and his two arms actually grew out magically. Everyone at the scene was stunned!

Han Zhen went over and boldly touched his arm and found that it was indeed intact. Doctor Liang and Doctor Chang felt that this Jiang Chunxian was really not easy to deal with at this time.

Jiang Chun clenched his fist first, stretched out his arm, and temporarily left here and entered the house with a smug expression.

Wu Sanye followed him a few steps and shouted, "We haven't finished gambling yet, where are you going to run to?" Jiang Chun ignored him first.

Two servants stopped Wu Sanye outside, and one of them said to him, "Our Jiang Ye is going to take a bath, you should stay away." ”

Han Zhen clapped his hands and shouted: "Not bad, not bad, magic movie." ”

This is Jiang Chunxian's habit, no matter what he does, he can't see any stolen goods, not to mention that he gets so dirty water, so of course he has to take a bath.

At this time, Dr. Liang, Dr. Chang and Wu Sanye discussed how to deal with Jiang Chunxian. Tang Tian faintly felt that Wu Sanye would probably suffer a loss in this gamble, so he persuaded him to leave at this time. Wu Sanye was persuaded by her for a while, and he was also about to leave, but Dr. Liang said: "Wu Sanye, we came here with such fanfare, and then we left without winning a penny, and if it is passed out, people will laugh off the big teeth." ”

Tang Tian said: "Although you didn't win other people's money, but you were so vicious, asking people to lose their arms, it can be regarded as out of the limelight." It seems that our preparation today is still not sufficient, and if we want to win, we will have to wait until another day. ”

Wu Sanye still felt that what Tang Tian said was more reasonable, so he had to decide whether to leave or not. Doctor Liang stopped him again and again and continued to persuade: "I have hundreds of ways to poison him, and I don't believe that this surnamed Jiang can be removed one by one." Since we're here, we're going to fight him to the end. Look at this house, it was originally ours, but now he lives in vain. Even the room where he bathed now is the room you used to live in. ”

Tang Tian pulled Wu Sanye and was about to leave the house, but Doctor Liang and Doctor Chang still wanted to pull Wu Sanye back. Tang Tian took out a dagger and stabbed Dr. Liang in the shoulder, scolding him: "Are you quack doctor tired of living today?" Dr. Liang's shoulder was punctured, and when he was angry, he grabbed Tang Tian by the neck and held him hostage.

Wu Sanye pointed at Dr. Liang and said eagerly: "What do you want to do, if you hurt Tiantian, I won't share a penny of money with you." Han Zhen was thinking about how it was a magical comedy that suddenly turned into a police movie. And this Tang Tian's personality rises and falls too quickly, and it can't be adapted. This kind of occasion seems to be the fault of helping anyone, and letting them follow the development of the plot is the best result.

Tang Tian didn't have the slightest fear of Dr. Liang, his expression was very relaxed, and he actually smiled and said, "Doctor Liang, your hands are shaking, are you so scared that you pee your pants." The voice was louder and said: "If you want to stab the girl, hurry up, I can't wait, anyway, the third brother is not good to me, I just don't want to live." She knew very well in her heart that Dr. Liang was seeking money, and if she really killed him, she wouldn't get a penny, and she didn't dare to attack herself, although she was in a state of being held hostage at this time, but she suddenly made a move and slapped Dr. Liang in the face with a few slaps.

Doctor Liang threw the dagger aside, touched his face that was slapped, and said, "Miss Tang, I was originally joking with you, and you shouldn't have shot so hard." I think I've been respected for so many years, and if I dare to slap me, he will die. It's not to talk big to you here, even the county magistrate and the prefect have never dared to touch a single hair of my hair. ”

Han Zhen listened to what he said, and looked at his expression carefully, guessing that he might have poisoned the other party when Tang Tian slapped him.

Sure enough, as Han Zhen expected, one of Tang Tian's hands had turned black at this time.

Wu Sanye asked, "Tang Tian, how are you?" Han Zhen added on the side: "Do you still need to ask, of course your hands are uncomfortable, they are all black like this, blacker than bear's paws! At this time, of course, you should find Dr. Liang to work hard to protect your woman." ”

Wu Sanye said angrily to Doctor Liang: "If Tian Tian has any three longs and two shorts, I will give all your share of the money to Dr. Chang." Don't even think about sharing money in the future, let you live in poverty for the rest of your life.

Doctor Liang said: "Third Master Wu, everyone is good friends, and I don't want to make trouble to this point, as long as you can promise to gamble with that Jiang Chun first later, do I dare to understand my sister-in-law's poison, I don't dare to offend your cash cow if I offend anyone." ”

Tang Tian suddenly smiled, pointed at Dr. Liang and said, "You better take a look at your face first." ”