Chapter 73, the small tumor of imperial thought
"The key steps haven't been taken yet, we are only double cultivation in name, and I can't even look down on the people of the Yin-Yang Sect, so I had to pull my brother and join the sect together, and those people in the Yin-Yang Sect really shut up. ”
"That's good!" Li Sheng nodded, almost witnessing the weird **, but it turned out to be a pure relationship between men and women.
Zhou Feng was naked and slept like a dead pig. Li Sheng didn't have a few good clothes left on his body, even the most intact underwear, which also had a few holes.
"Meizi, I see that you are not in good spirits, let's sleep for a while! Li Sheng sat at the mouth of the cave.
Meizi didn't speak, and lay down to rest.
Li Sheng reminisced about his life, his mistakes and shortcomings, although he did not temper his body, he also made spiritual progress.
The sun rose, Zhou Feng also woke up, he found himself running naked, and Meizi was beside him, so he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. But Li Sheng's clothes are also very torn, although the clothes on Meizi's body are intact, she hasn't woken up yet, and she can't pick up her clothes.
"Let's wait for a while, someone should come here to swim!" Li Sheng looked outside, and didn't look back.
After less than an hour, at about ** o'clock, I saw a yacht below quickly driving here. On the yacht, a man and a woman, the man is wearing big pants and shirtless, and the woman is wearing a very simple three-point style. It seems that Gao Shuaifu came to the sea drill with an unknown woman.
At the bottom of the cliff, the man stopped the boat and held the woman and gnawed.
A divine thought flew out, and Li Sheng possessed the man's body. He pushed the panting woman away and criticized sharply. "I don't wear much when I come out, just a three-point style, how to contribute clothes to others. ”
"Childe, don't be angry!" the woman was puzzled and laughed.
With this sentence, Li Shengcai came out of the identity of a woman, which is definitely the black five categories.
"Shut up! Don't talk to me!" As he spoke, Li Sheng started the motor, turned the steering wheel, and drove towards the beach. The woman stood behind Li Sheng, gritting her teeth in anger.
Li Sheng didn't bother to take care of him, drove the boat to the beach, and drove the woman away. He cleaned up the cash on the ship, and found that it was really not much, only a few thousand yuan, still stuffed in the gap in the corner of the ship. It seems that the handsome and rich regard money as dung, and it is too cumbersome to carry it. I have a bank card, but I don't have a password.
"Sell the ship! Sell the ship! Drive away with 100,000 yen, don't bargain! Don't miss it when you pass by! 100,000 yuan, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled. Walking through this village, there is no such shop. ......" Li Sheng stood by the side of the boat and shouted loudly.
"Is it okay to swipe your card! I didn't bring that extra cash!" someone asked.
"Swipe your sister's card! Do you think I look like a person who is short of money! I want cash! Brother is not buying things, just having fun!"
Soon a group of people gathered around, and some of them brought cash and took out the money to buy it. Scientific studies have shown that when many people want to buy your stuff, even if you don't raise the price, the other person will automatically raise the price.
Sure enough, Li Sheng stood silently for a while, and someone on the other side had already raised the price to 250,000. After waiting for less than a minute, no one raised the price, Li Sheng took 250,000 yuan, turned around and left.
After walking along the beach for a while, Li Sheng came to a clothing store. After buying a few clothes for men and women, he went to the supermarket to buy a pack of tissues and a big mat for Meizi.
In a cave. "You don't have anything you want to eat?"
"Something special, sushi,...... Is there only sushi in Japan, and you should stop ordering Japanese specialties. Zhou Feng said boredly.
In the supermarket, Li Sheng packed all the freshly made Japanese specialties and took them away, which was enough for dozens of catties.
"Recently, some citizens said that they had seen a monster with the head of a wolf and a rat at night. Many animal lovers are interested in this novel species, and pet stores have put out a bounty for catching it. There are also citizens who are worried that if the evil scientist has successfully experimented and produced new species, will monsters appear in the future!"
Li Sheng came to the top of the cliff with his clothes and food, looked in the direction of the cave, and threw things over. Li Sheng's real body below flew up, and all of them were caught in mid-air.
After he and Zhou Feng changed their clothes, they put the food on the table and woke up Meizi. Although Meizi was not too hungry, she still managed to eat some.
Gao Shuaifu, who was possessed by Li Sheng, left the cliff and took a taxi.
"When I go to the Yasukuni Ghost Society, if there is a street interview on the way, I will also get off the bus. ”
"Young people, respect some, the ancestors paid the price of blood, how can it be said that it is a ghost shrine, a shrine. "I was in my fifties when I opened a taxi, but I didn't expect it to be a small tumor of imperial thought in World War II.
"Do you regret that you didn't catch up with World War II and didn't contribute to the island country!?" Li Shengqiang endured his anger and said.
The taxi driver was not aware of the anomaly. "Kill all the red deer, East Asia will prosper, long live the Great Japanese Empire!"
Li Sheng grabbed the driver's head, twisted it hard, and with a click, the driver's neck turned more than 180 degrees, and he died on the spot.
Then he kicked the driver out of the car. Although I haven't driven a car before, I can make it alive after trying a few hands.
There was a scream around, and the pedestrians on the road saw the old man coming out of the car, lying on the ground and not moving, and immediately called the emergency number and called the police.
Li Sheng didn't care about that, anyway, he was possessed, and he couldn't find any trouble with him. Even if you don't possess it, you must resolutely kill this small tumor.
After driving aimlessly for a while, Li Sheng really saw an interview on the street. Listen carefully, it's still related to the monster with the wolf's head and the body of a rat.
Li Sheng got out of the car and ran to the side of the interviewee in a few steps.
"I heard that there is a province in the rumored China, where you can eat anything, and I hope everyone will take care of small animals, even if they look very strange, but don't harm them at will. Our world needs love!love, I need love!" the interviewee clenched his fists and made a gesture to cheer himself on. He is young, a little shy, and has his own expectations for the future. He was part of the obscure multitude, but his heart was purer and purer than many of the world's most famous.
Li Sheng was deeply moved and felt that his soul had been cleansed. "Here! This is 100,000 yuan! You must broadcast an interview with me. Otherwise, I, a handsome and rich man, have a lot of money, and I can make you unemployed for the rest of your life. I'm also very skilled in the technique of missing people. ”
The reporter took the money and was a little displeased. "Are you handsome and rich with this amount of money?
"Leave me a card number, and after the broadcast, I will call you 10 million. If you break your promise, you will never go to our ancestral grave. Li Sheng is open-mouthed and has no taboos.