The leader of the fish demon looked at Han Zhen and asked, "I look weird, aren't you scared at all." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Although I am a fish, I can still speak the words of you mortals, isn't all this terrifying enough? Han Zhen didn't expect him to ask himself this, it must be that when he usually met others, those people were scared to death when they saw him like this. It is normal for Lin Shanying and Cai Quanjian not to be afraid, they are pirates, and they have seen a kraken in this sea before. As for why he doesn't think he's scared, it's probably because when I was watching TV before, the monsters dressed like this in it were just pediatrics, and the monsters that were ten times more terrifying and weird than it could be figured out by the screenwriters and directors.

Han Zhen replied to him: "King, you are so cute and beautiful, why am I afraid of you." It's too late to like you!" The leader of the fish monster was a little puzzled: "What nonsense are you talking about here, like? The word like is used by you mortals between men and women, how can you like me?" Han Zhen said: "King, you really can't learn Chinese at home, who said that liking can only be used between men and women, for example, you are my son, and I can like you as a father." Or if you're my grandson, then no one else can stop me from liking you. ”

The leader of the fish monster thought about it: "It turns out that this word can also be used in this way, I didn't know it before, and I didn't know much about you mortals. I've only been eating you all day, and I'm not perfect. The words I am most familiar with are, "O king, spare my life, I still have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child at home." I don't understand, I eat him, in order to avoid this catastrophe, he recommended his old mother and children to me to eat, it can be seen that mortals are very small. ”

Han Zhen didn't bother to explain to him when he saw that he had misunderstood, and continued to lead him to the original topic: "King, this mortal is also good and bad, such as me, I am not a villain, I am your uncle." The leader of the fish should be blamed interrupting him and said, "What, how did you become my uncle, you should say, you are not a villain, you are very talented." Why can't you mortals even speak your own words, I don't think your mortal words are as good as mine. Han Zhen laughed in his heart, not as good as you, master, I can also speak English, Cantonese, Shandong, Henan, Beijing Mandarin and so on. Han Zhen continued: "A good person like me is generally very obedient, if you want to eat me, I will definitely lie down obediently and let you eat, and I won't blink my eyes." But it's not the one called Wen Wujie on the land, this kid treats you monsters as a side dish every day, and he has to eat five or six of you every day. His goal is very clear, that is, to catch all the monsters in the sea, slaughter them one by one, dry them into jerky, hang them up and eat them slowly. ”

The leader of the fish monster immediately became very angry, and stomped his feet and said: "I don't know whether to live or die, this civil and martial master, this king remembers him." Without further ado, now you take me to the shore, and I'm going to eat him. ”

Han Zhen saw that he was finally willing to take the bait, and he felt a burst of joy in his heart, and finally had a chance to be saved. When the time comes, you can kill two birds with one stone, so that Wenwujie and the fish monster will lose both.

Lin Shanying originally wanted to give Cai Quanjian a result like this, but he couldn't bear the other party's begging for mercy, so he slowly put him down again.

Cai Quanjian's neck was pinched by him in severe pain, and he rubbed his neck and said, "Big brother, you're right." The contradictions between us are our own business, and the great enemy should conspire to deal with these ugly monsters. ”

Lin Shanying said: "Just because I let you go doesn't mean that I can spare you, it's still the old rule, the death penalty is temporarily forgiven, and the living crime is unforgivable." You kneel down and kowtow to me a hundred times now. Cai Quanjian quietly took out the dagger and said closer: "Big brother, what are you going to do, everyone is a relative, you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha." I've said so much just now, so you can spare me one more time and focus all your extra energy on dealing with youkai. ”

Lin Shanying caught Cai Quanjian over again and said, "Forget it, don't knock your head, I see that you have no sincerity at all, I still decided to send you on the road." Cai Quanjian hurriedly said: "I'll kowtow, isn't it just a few kowtows, tell you, that is, for your sister's sake, for the sake of my daughter-in-law, I will accompany you how you like to play, and I will be used to you." He said this, even if he kowtowed, he was not ashamed, and I was not afraid of you, but I coaxed you to play because of your sister's face.

Lin Shanying said solemnly: "This matter has nothing to do with my sister at all. I'm punishing you because of the gang rules. Also, don't rely on my sister's support, when you talk to me, it's no big or small. You should forget about our relationship by now, and you must clearly remember that this Sea Fish Gang, I am the boss, and you are the second. Cai Quanjian said: "What is the eldest and second, you can't forget this false name when you die." Okay, stop making noise, grandpa I'm going to kowtow to you. ”

Lin Shanying pressed his head and asked, "Second brother, who are you calling grandpa here, so bold." Cai Quanjian said: "Nonsense, of course I am calling my grandson grandpa, after my child with your sister is born, doesn't he have to have another son, his son can't call me grandpa, what's wrong, where did I say it wrong." ”

Lin Shanying said: "You pay attention to the tone of my speech, what is nonsense." I'm your eldest brother, should you respect me!" Cai Quanjian said: "Okay, eldest brother, you are amazing, I respect you very much, I will offer you up, and give you incense every day." Lin Shanying lifted Cai Quanjian up and threw him to the side. Cai Quanjian got up and kept scolding Lin Shanying, but he didn't dare to approach and always kept a distance from him.

Those fish monsters were still waiting to look at the two, Han Zhen approached, pulled Cai Quanjian close to Lin Shanying, and whispered to the two: "Don't make any more trouble, this is not in the kindergarten, we have met pirates...... Well, no, youkai have encountered youkai, these youkai are more vicious and dangerous than you two dead pirates, let's discuss how to escape from them. ”

Cai Quanjian responded: "This little boy, what you said was what to do, we all listened to you." Lin Shanying immediately retorted: "Why do you want to listen to you all, as the so-called Tao is different, we don't conspire with each other, whether we live or die has nothing to do with you, a thief boy." ”

Han Zhen kicked him violently and said, "I thought you were just blind, it seems that you still have a problem in your heart, and your heart is extremely twisted." It's all at this time, and what kind of boss is there to put on. These monsters are full now, and they are going to be hungry, so we don't have time to discuss it. You can't do anything with me, master, I swim in the sea well, and I was caught by you pirates for no reason and have to ask my father for money, why should I give it to you, I owe it to you. ”

Lin Shanying said: "It's not right for us to catch people casually and ask for money, but there is no way, pirates eat this bowl of rice." It is not right for you to lie and deceive us, it is a heinous crime, and you should be cut with a thousand knives. Han Zhen said: "Nonsense, if you want to kill me, am I still waiting to be killed by you, naturally I have to find a way." What's wrong with lying, is it your turn to morally condemn me, who are you, the primary school class teacher. Tell you, you're not, you're just a street rat, a pirate that everyone shouts at, and you're not a flower, you want to be loved, and everyone holds you and respects you, is it possible!"

Lin Shanying's expression was a little gloomy and said: "Actually, I don't want to be a pirate, and if I am forced to embark on this road, you will not understand my sadness and helplessness." Han Zhen said in a low voice: "What a mess, whether you are a pirate or not has little to do with me, now let's discuss the matter of escaping together, you don't want to talk to me here about the useless topic of you wearing open crotch pants." ”

Lin Shanying was still quite angry, and said in a somewhat leisurely tone: "Hehe, now even a thief like you dare to talk to me like this, it is really a tiger falling in Pingyang who was bullied by dogs, and the down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a chicken." Han Zhen punched Lin Shanying a few more times and said, "You...... You're so angry, are we a poetry contest? There are several krakens there who are preparing to eat people, so why don't you think about it, I want to say it a few times. ”

Cai Quanjian also slammed his fist on Lin Shanying's stomach and scolded: "Why don't you bastard know anything about current affairs." Lin Shanying was beaten and suffered, bent over to cover his stomach, frowned and said to Han Zhen: "You actually ordered this villain to beat me, if you have the ability, you will fight yourself, what kind of eyes do you have with him." ”

Han Zhen thought that this pirate leader was too suspicious and imaginative, and he didn't bother to explain it to him.

Lin Shanying pulled Han Zhen over and said, "You little thief, I see that the second child has become bad, and half of it was instigated by you." Han Zhen pushed him away and said, "Boss Hai, I remember that your IQ was quite high before, why did it get low intermittently." Your second child has always been so bad, do you still use someone to teach, when he blinded you, we didn't know each other. ”

A kraken on one side said: "They don't fight anymore, but it's boring to quarrel." I'm hungry again, so let me eat them. The kraken leader patted him on the head and said, "As long as you are hungry, so many people haven't eaten enough just now, I want to keep these three mortals for my wife, and none of you should try to beat them." ”

Han Zhen heard what they were saying, and said to Lin Shanying and Cai Quanjian: "Two, I heard it, people think that we don't fight or make trouble, shouldn't we make some moves to deal with them." ”

Before Han Zhen could recover from the two of them, he had already kicked them out one by one.

One of the krakens exclaimed excitedly, "That's it, I just like them to fight around like this, it's very interesting." ”

Ordinary prey falls into their hands, even if they are not scared to death on the spot, many people are trembling and half-dead, but there is really no one like Han Zhen and the three of them who are so active and noisy.